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[quote author=lavylilly post=124159837]self-contained [/quote one bedroom self can manage for now

HanisahZuwy:
Please I would like to know the things I stand to gain if I do my butt and my boobs. The benefits it offers me and the advantages too. Like what are those things I get to enjoy it the things/benefits I'll have or get if I get my butt and boobs done. You know what I mean, right?


Please, I'll like to know those things so that I can know if it's worth it or not. Thanks.

don't just leave urself the way God created you,,, men will come

Chee59:
My body, not yours. Worry for the kids your wife bears for you, if they're truly yours. Let me worry about menopause.

you mean any new kids that they give birth to is not de husband child if check properly I fear woman

labake1:
Omo! we never finish Banky W saga, Davido own dey happen.


I never wanted to say anything about it but I feel for Chioma. With the fact that she lost her son, she is losing everywhere. Other baby mamas are not saying anything because they already have a tie with Davido (las las, the 30GB go reach their side). I just hope she gets pregnant and give birth soon so that she will have something. I still support Hakim's ex wife for demanding such amount of money and properties from him because you can't cheat on me and go free. I must be compensated


As a woman, once you accept that men are naturally promiscuous, you will have peace of mind.

My advice for women is that before you get married, have a life. With this, you won't be bothered if your man is acting disgraceful.

Men, what do you want?
Men, is true that you have a community diiçk?

who be we,,,I don't really give a dam about celebrities they are making there money



besides woman cheat most

lavylilly:
Ajah is a safe
How much do you have? My bestie got 650k green life estate

how many bedroom?,,, 400k

bukatyne:
What felt missing?

What is marriage stopping you from enjoying?

why

turmacs:
Person wey him papa Na billonaire? Go use him son for ritual? To get how much exactly?

for fame and power dear

[quote author=turmacs post=124120004]Person wey him papa Na billonaire? Go use him son for ritual? To get how much exactly?
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are you kidding me,I can't judge Sha,,,but lemme ask those politicians using there children or humans part for political power why are they doing it? are they broke??

lavylilly:
Ajah inside estate

I don't have a car yet so i don't want were I can be so stressed for traffic and again expenses of transport,,,,is the ajah safe and nice? I don't want getto

LeoThaGreat:
Lagos is the land of corporate job opportunities he won't regret it if he comes to Lagos.

BUT, when he arrives, so he won't be a financial burden to his friend, he will need to first grab any reasonable employment that can help him keep body and soul together (most likely Customer Service jobs contract or not) while he search for a better job opportunities. If he chooses to be dependent on his friend, he's bound to be surprised in the wrong way.

He should aim at jobs within Surulere, Yaba, Ikeja, Maryland, etc but no where beyond Ikoyi and Obalende on the Island. He will quickly get stressed out if he accepts jobs in V.I, Lekki and Ajah, but if the pay is worth it, he shouldn't go beyond V.I.

He should understand that Lagos doesn't sleep, so he might have to leave home 5:30am if his job location is far.

While staying with his friend, he should learn budgeting and stick to it.
Let's say he's working at Yaba and living in Surulere, his transportation expense is 800naira, and he buys food of 600, that's 1,500 daily, so he can budget 2k as his daily expense. Alternatively, if he and the friend can corporate, they can be contributing money to cook and take food to work, so he won't spend as much as 600naira to buy food outside.

In his budget, he should try to save let's say about 17k - 20k monthly so he can rent his own apartment. I mean a room in a face me I face you, for about 6k - 8k monthly, with total package of 184 - 220k (with agreement and commission). If he's seeking comfort, he will need to have at least 500k for total package of a room self contained (250k rent per annum

pls sir were in Lagos can one see a comfortable self con apartment 500k to 600k totally parkagee nice apartment, I work at ikoyi

Helpfromabove1:
Abeg which lagos his he talking about this same lagos

Let me no discourage somebody pikin , pls come u are very much welcome

This same lagos of traffic, all kind of stress, high cost of living, high transportation cost ,even rent na killer

Welcome to Paris ,sorry welcome to lagos

I just the laugh oo

Klass99:
Criteria 3 and 4 made me smile, criteria 10 has me thinking, he who comes to equity must come with clean hands. Do you have a body count that qualifies you to make that request or demand of another?

Having read 160 pages of a thread by an ex-cultist, I don't think any Nigerian man who is or was a cultist, should be asking about a lady's body count. Considering how most cultists have a high body count in terms of human lives they've dropped and killed, not to mention all the diabolical nastiness they get involved in.

I am not insinuating you are a cultist I am simply thinking out loud since I read that thread. Women need to start asking potential suitors and partners too, what their body count is sexually and in terms of human lives ended.

yes I do, read my writing again

SHiNJA4RMDWEST:
She is a Christian,you r a Muslim...

So let her be .

do u know me before?

Sanguine:
I pray the Lord fulfils the desires of your heart according to his plans and purpose for you. 🙏

thanks dear,,,were do u base

JAMO84:
For your mind now, UK na Christian Country abi?

don't mind that Foo jare,,, children plenty here

Asabe4:
They should have added Friday

why, u don't wanna work right, stop being lazy oo lols

[quote author=myyansh68 post=124049304]You no get truth.
On the other thread you said you will be "30 by December " and now it has reduced to 27 by September. [/quot


sorry it was mistake have modify it

Angrygoat:
U can only meet such in heaven. Entitlement mentality and leeches are all what u gonna come across. There are no more gals again. All of the are call girls using either saloon, tailor,useless wine store,dead boutique with fake designers and Spa as cover up. They are all oloshos equipped with diseasesand infections here and there. U go wait till the river runs dry. Ode

especially on tinder,,,I'm tired seriously I just want I right woman,,,

panpan:
The Supreme Court has held that the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) does not have the powers to prosecute offenses that are not corruption cases and that the only corruption cases it can investigate are cases involving the movement of cash from Nigeria to foreign countries and corruption cases involving federal finances, being a creation of federal law.

EFCC should not arrest anybody unless the allegation is about "illicit financial outflow from Nigeria", or "corruption cases involving federal finances".

oya go tell them lols

Hey all, so I have been on this crazy and interesting forum for a long time. I have seen many guys and very few ladies create topics on "Searching for a true relationship" on nairaland. Some of them have been trolled at and even insulted by both guys and ladies, who question the rationale behind coming to a faceless forum to seek for a serious relationship.
Truth is that, I have been indifferent to such posts. But here I am, about to follow their lead!

I will be 27 by December, and I am really starting to think about settling down for real. I'm not RICH, but I am doing fine for my self and will do better with time by the grace of God.
I know I am handsome, even though beauty is relative sha (smiles) but also very humble and down to earth.
I am a software developer, loves football like mad and God fearing.
I'm 6ft, I don't know my weight at the time of making this topic, but I am sure my BMI is perfect. Ebony chocolate in complexion, AA genotype.
I am a peace loving guy and I wouldn't compromise on that! I actually have my flaws too, but I am working on it.
So if you are a lady and you meet the following criteria, send me a PM

1. You are not a student
2. You don't have entitlement mentality
3. You have a job or something reasonable and
morally justifiable that fetches money for you.
4. If you didn't meet the criterion in #3 above, but
you have a responsible father/family that will
be responsible for your needs as a woman.
5. You are intelligent and not a boring person.
The life of a software engineer is already
lonely cry so I need someone to complement.
6. Though I'm not necessarily looking for
physical beauty, it's a plus wink
7. You don't have lotta drama up your sleeve
8. You are educated, I didn't say you must have a
degree.
9. You want to settle down
10. Your body count is at the barest minimum, if
not zero.
11. If you are aged between 24 and 34

That's all I can think of right now.
Please if you find any typos or syntax errors in my grammar, pardon me because I am more concerned about writing in the language that the computer understands than that which a human understands

tony0806:
50k

*Modified*
Relocate to a place closer to your work place. Assuming you go to work 5 times in a week. In about 24 working days, you would have spent 850*5 = #20,400.
Your salary minus YOUR TP is about 54,600 naira.

Rich people ONLY SPEND what's left after THEY HAVE SAVED.

If you save up to 300k to 400k naira, just buy a small land and see it appreciate in value. I drop my pen here

were can someone get land of 400k

Hey all, so I have been on this crazy and interesting forum for a long time. I have seen many guys and very few ladies create topics on "Searching for a true relationship that can lead to marriage I Wana settled down at early stages, not when I'm 40.
on nairaland, Some of them have been trolled at and even insulted by both guys and ladies, who question the rationale behind coming to a faceless forum to seek for a serious relationship.
Truth is that, I have been indifferent to such posts. But here I am, about to follow their lead!

I will be 27 by September, and I am really starting to think about settling down for real. I'm not RICH, but I am doing fine for my self and will do better with time by the grace of God.
Im not ugly even though beauty is relative sha (smiles) but also very humble and down to earth.
I am a software developer, loves football like mad and God fearing.
I'm 6ft, I don't know my weight at the time of making this topic, but I am sure my BMI is perfect. fair in complexion, AA genotype.
I am a peace loving guy and I wouldn't compromise on that! I actually have my flaws too, but I am working on it.
So if you are a lady and you meet the following criteria, send me a PM

1. You are not a student
2. You don't have entitlement mentality
3. You have a job or something reasonable and
morally justifiable that fetches money for you.
4. If you didn't meet the criterion in #3 above, but
you have a responsible father/family that will
be responsible for your needs as a woman.
5. You are intelligent and not a boring person.

6. Though I'm not necessarily looking for
physical beauty, it's a plus wink
7. You don't have lotta drama up your sleeve
8. You are educated, I didn't say you must have a
degree.
9. You want to settle down
10. Your body count is at the barest minimum, if
not zero.
11. If you are aged between 20 and 32

That's all I can think of right now.
Please if you find any typos or syntax errors in my grammar, pardon me because I am more concerned about writing in the language that the computer understands than that which a human understands

OneCandleAway:
Or, please tell me how thus hovt generates money if not from tax and Southern oil. And you have the guts to ask is it my money, on a state sponsored trip. You're dull

kai SMH

siofra:
All ladies should take note of this and be cautious when sleeping in hotels. This country is not safe for women.

what about we men

aisha1314:
I'm a 19 year old lady who just started her 100 level in university. On Sunday I had sex with a guy who I met last week Wednesday and asked me out.
Something in me wants to talk to my mom about my new relationship and sex life but I'm not so sure if and how I should go about this. Should I tell my mom that I've lost my virginity? Is it ok or common to do this?

she is lying,fake account

OneCandleAway:
Hopeless uzodinma still kissing the norths ass even when buhari has left. The south always trying to please the north despite the fact that South generates the money to run the country

is it ur money people like u are the reasons this country is not moving forward always tribalistic what wrong Uniting people together,,,, stop being tribalism

invinzible1:
Why are so foolish and insensitive, does foolishness runs in your generation. Did they place a generational curse of foolish and mumurism in your generation.
Someone did her best to gift a bag of rice to 8 widows and you are here saying she should talk with sense did they curse you, is your brain 1mb don't you have capacity to reason, why do you choose to be a mistake of a human being among your generation.

Beware I'm expecting your quote and I will drag you till your brain capacity increase from 1mb to 4mb that is the best you can get.
Foolish fool

I don't really have ur time lol,, u are just a frustrated human go get life, poor rat like u hahahaha, go fine work, if u have something doing u will not be here 24/7 complaining mumu hahahaha

invinzible1:
Why are so foolish and insensitive, does foolishness runs in your generation. Did they place a generational curse of foolish and mumurism in your generation.
Someone did her best to gift a bag of rice to 8 widows and you are here saying she should talk with sense did they curse you, is your brain 1mb don't you have capacity to reason, why do you choose to be a mistake of a human being among your generation.

Beware I'm expecting your quote and I will drag you till your brain capacity increase from 1mb to 4mb that is the best you can get.
Foolish fool

I don't really have ur time lol,, u are just a frustrated human go get life, poor rat like u hahahaha, go fine work, if u have something doing u will not be here 24/7 complaining mumu

thank God at least I can still send little to my people,it's not easy at all,,,hold tight job work u are doing now oo, it's not easy out there especially in Lagos island here were u have to pay millions to rent apartment

bonnyhope:
Abuja own na play

Just come to Lagos and see real suffering

But as usual, everyone de pretend all is well

things Are expensive in Lagos

Evolutionlove:
Suffering Bawo??

I have been seeing Celebration of Weddings, Naming Ceremonies and all form of different Parties here and there.

People throwing Money Into the Air like It's Paper most especially the Poor/Average Families.

Nigerians are Enjoying Jare. Stop the Joke.

thank u, even yesterday I saw a wedding and people were spraying money anyhow