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cocococo:
I know people are still grieving. I hope this joke didn’t come too early, and I apologise if it does.
Those that returned extra transport allowance to King Anyam and Farouk but didn’t get APL, how do you guys feel? Let it out.

Them

Me you were warned but you wouldn't listen

I just did apply for this one and successful too. One has to move on after many turn downs. Abeg any idea on their take home pay and allowances?

Ladyjane5657:
Loms! this thread is a very funny one..

One side: Some are about to kill themselves cox they didn't get Apl...

Another side: The ones that got are crying over salary! Salary!!!!! Salary for work wey u never resume o

Una go fit swap with us la... Gimme Apl , make ah give u No Apl?

Y'all should chillax..even if them pay you 100k..no dey worry us, Only the A.c sef go account for the rest money..

So guys, midnight, I got some email from INEC thing was in ma SPAM? Spam kwa? I have been very skeptical about this inec pipo since they released abi announced their recruitment thing ( dar Inec thing dey me like scam) , I filled the form with one kind mind and didn't even get an acknowledgment mail or somefin...
Which kind people be this na??

Who again has gotten their mail mbok, lemme know if I don give scammers my details

Its genuine dear, just apply o, coz no one knows the one that will click. I've done mine and acknowledged also. Hope to hear you've completed yours too

Xmen149:
explain na

If you checked your spam and still didn't find any message, like it did to me, go back to the inecrecruitment site and then reset your password, if done, a message will be pushed to your spam box asap, then you can proceed your registration from there

Ladyjane5657:
Hahahaha no be small APC o

Yes oo. I've PM'ed you anyway. At least let one go back to em writing for now till when God will flip our own page na

Ladyjane5657:
Wait lemme gist u pipo what happened to me yesterday:

Nnpc will not kii mi o...
BTW, some of y'all crying and bemoaning ur fates, do u pipo want to fall the wall of this thread with ur cries? Pls wipe ur tears, life is just starting..

Have I told u people Shell, Total and ExxonMobil Mobil either rejected me after ist or second tests one time or another? I didn't feel it.. Even tho I felt for the huge mulla slipping tru my fingers that I could do nothing about... I know I would not have felt Nnpc too if not that the length of time it took the Apl to materialize made us unconsciously fall madly in love with them.. And letting go is giving mad feelings like a lover's. But we will be fine.

So back to my gist.

A friend from Malaysia ( no be boifren o , in case u wantu shoot ur shot , especially these latest Nnpc employees ) decided to take me out to console me for loss of Apl ... Umunnaa, na so I follow mi niqqur go ( ordinarily, I would have rejected the offer , I don't trust Malay people.. Them and stealing Kidneys are like 5 and 6 , but I obliged anyways, needed to get mi mind off that wickedt Apl )

Dats was how I was jejely eating my Nkwobi and shamelessly licking my fingers when Nnpc trucks ( fuel I guess) suddenly began passing by one after the other.. They were all together...6 or seven in number..

Do u people know that I didn't know that I had stopped eating and was staring at dem trucks... Tears dripping from ma brown powered face and ma nkwobi in one hand with flies battling to have a share.. I didn't know, until Oga sharply tapped my face with his handkerchief... Oga , abeg no clean ma make up o.. Just jeje clean my apl tears and console me small small... biko Oh! Nnpc!

Sweet nkwobi suddenly turned bitter.. I couldn't finish it.. Oga suggested we leave
. yes , we will go.. Madam, abeg package the remainder for me..I know after I wipe my tears.. My nkwobi Wii start hungering me I cannot mourn for two tins consecutively... Pls package it biko.. Madam wrapped it..

I got home.. I tell u, in less than 2 mins.. I was already laffin like mad from watching " a million ways to die in the west" and licking the "takeaway * plate of my nkwobi .. . Nnpc completely forgotten..

Loms... In essence, I know it's painful for a lot of us.. Especially those who had genuinely wanted to effect lives positively tru Nnpc.. But I want to tell u.. U will be fine.. Don't let anything in the world take away ur joy.
Tomorrow go better, I swear.

By the way... If u love writing and u are a creative writer.. Pm me, so that I can share something to help u make some cool headed money...

Will pm you for the creative writing spice you've got Janey.

So sorry for the feeling. It happens. Before the apl came and I was counted out by nnpc, I use to see these trucks too and in my mind will whisper sibilant words "my office people" not knowing nnpc go do me "APC"

Anyways, one's gat to move on, though e no easy, but truly one must blow, come nnpc or not

Please any update from Inec? Has anyone been able to complete the registration?

Lols... Next week syndrome...

Now whoever's "next week's" prediction works out will noe claim that he/she got the real sauce...

All these our saucers are just trying their luck guessing...

Abeg let's wait till the right day jooor, it will surely come soon, at least we've passed half the days

Chudianya2012:
Please kindly share the link on how you applied

The site is not opening again o, what could be the issue? Please who else has successfully registered?

turawaa:
Ùyò meyo
Ùyò meyo
Eh ùyò
Ùyò meyo lé'hun osan okan mi o eh
Everybody's born a winner eyeh eyeeh
If only you just believe yeh eh eyeh
Close your eyes and come and see nah eyeh eyeh yea
Don't you worry 'bout a thing nah
'Cos if you work hard
You can get it if you want
If you strive hard you can be just what you want
If you work hard you can climb the mountain top
'Cos nothing is too small
And nothing is too big
Ùyò meyo
Ùyò meyo
Oh ùyò
Ùyò meyo lé'hun osan okan mi o eh
Ùyò meyo
Ùyò meyo
Oh ùyò
Ùyò meyo lé'hun osan okan mi o eh eyeh
What my eyes have seen eh eyeh
Ohun toju mi ti ri ah eyeh yea
Don't let them tell you, "You can't, just keep on pushing o"
Where our papa no reach, we go reach and pass there...

This song is dedicated to everyone out losing hope in Securing a job n finding daily needs difficult... We gonna reach there.

Amen my brother...

TeddyX:
All these Jarus worshippers go turn houseboy for am na. It’s not me he will come to do that nonsense with.
Me and Jarus no be mate. He knows me and I will put him in his place soon. I gave am him due respect but him think say I be one of those gullible people.
I will cut off those wings.

Lol... Now I see practical example of empty barrel [center][/center]

Oga old man sir, sorry to say, a beg no vex but Jarus I know, Napolitano I know, some others I know and you I don't know.... Who are you?

Even if you're a big man than Oga Jarus, who you help? How many people you don teach how to go interview? How many people here have you not insulted

It is better to be a houseboy in heaven than be a big man in hell!!!! So leave us mbok!

Jarus:
I have ignored the random troll that has been clogging my mention here since. Only replying this because it is you.

I hope you saw in my previous posts that it was after I returned the calls that I came here to report the aftermath, that I was being called because there was fire on the mountain after my release of that info!!!

Again, I owe no one any explanation really. I just try to use my network to the benefit of other people. I have always done that. I believe in seeing other people succeed. I'm not really moved about random trolls here.

Boss!! You're still valid. As far as the GMD's soon has become in a way too long to be soon now, one cannot fight him nor say he does not have a credible info.

Unprecedented things happen, more reasons people plan for the unforeseen. Even if the APL didn't deliver tomorrow nor anytime soon, I (if not most of us here) still place in you at a very high level. You've been helpful from the onset till now.

Thanks big Man, and keep praying we get a good job even better than this one.

So no one helps freely again? One must buy And i can't even boast of 100k? Does it mean I'll remain like this and see the year runs out no wonder people commit suicide, or become fraudsters...

God answer me fast oo, coz an Idle man is a devil's workshop...

ABoogieWithDaHo:
How many times will they give go ahead to HR, foreign man is tired o.
December, they were given go ahead, early january, they were also given go ahead..

It's better to be hearing go ahead than to be hearing suspended, or halted...

habishat:
On behalf of Bkamm, I appreciate your appreciation.

Bolded.

bkamm:
Can only confirm that the Wednesday outcome was positive (go ahead given to conclude GTs).
All comes down to how fast the HR team are about that.
Kind regards.

Thanks for this update.

From now others will start spilling that their sauce said same thing o. Nairaland source sorcerers

Modikko:
When you are doubting how can you believe any info. FYI I dont talk about anything I didnt see or dont know on this platform. Thank you for your understanding

Alright boss. I understand clearly.

Thanks very much.

Modikko:
This NCC recruitment process has been on since last year, they are about to conclude the process. Press your buttons

I doubt. Also bro please help me confirm also if slots for custom have reached them, coz my contact in HOR keeps saying it hasn't, but only ndlea

If you did ndlea and you have someone in the house of rep, just got a beep now that slot allocation has reached their table. You should press your buttons now.

I didn't apply though, so I'm still sitting back.

NekkyCee:
Some of us don't have people to assist, it's called HOPE

True, that's what keeps us going...

What pains me is coming to this space and seeing peeps asking about salary range and all, making you feel sad coz you've got nobody to assist, no cash for slot purchase, and not even in Abuja...

This kind thing dey kill shaaa

ademmy102:
The salary for level 8 step2 under ministry of education is 62k

Hmm, this is similar to delta state govt too. Thought federal should be higher

I have B.A. Ed. English (2.1)

Anyway to assist?

babydee0085:
You are not getting, before people come up with the scam alert etc..I wouldn't want to involve myself in such scandal. If you read anything in relation to Environmental Science, you can pm me
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Really. Helping ppl stresses you,Okay!

Please I forgot the mail i used for the recruitment, not that I lost the mail o. But needs to be sure which i used. Someone please send me the link to the recruitment portal please, maybe I can see my login details there.

This was sent to me today, but I have only my bachelor's degree (B.A. Ed) in English, with a second class upper though. I believe someone else out here may need it. Press it though, delta State University no be beans for any kind person to enter...

Please all, I too need a job o, coz my hands can't get to this. If there's any way to help, don't hesitate.

mudi26:
I know my contact might be visible here and that's because I'm not too familiar with nairaland mode of operandi. But pls. No unnecessary talks when u extract my numbers. I'm choosing randomly and I'm not been partial here. I've committed myself here and I'll do my best. All I require is prayer for God guidance. This month I'm starting with 1male, 1female. But mode might change. Thank u

Good morning Mudi, please I am a graduate from delta state university, with a second class upper in English Education. I'm aged 24, will be 25 this January.

I did apply for nnpc, custom, but wouldn't mind working at any parastatal. Please when God wants to use you, I pray he reminds you of me... I have experience in teaching, and also a year and four months in logistics and haulages.

Please house, I submitted my CV to my constituency rep (who is a committee chairman of a major player of the Nigerian economy) because he requested it from my town people, and constantly i discus with his senior aide, he told me that soonest the appointment letter will be out, but I don't know if he's just posting me coz he failed to tell me the parastatal, he kept on telling me to just be patient a little, kinda discreet with it, would have pressured him to tell me, but we are not that close. I was just opportuned to get his contact. This was collected sometime early July this 2019.

Please who has any idea of probably parastatals that requested for CVs within that period and has not issued letters yet

Your helps are needed o.

CC: All

jamoyakz:
they mainly help fellow northerners or in the worse scenario Muslims

More reasons why constituencies have their own representatives. If they all will be giving free job slots, e for make sense. I really envy these northerners who believe in the spirit of brotherhood unlike some of our people here in the south...


Abeg I need favour ooooo...

ahiboilandgas:
I actually intend helping 5 people radom get federal govt job next year (dont as me how ) am close to chairman house committes on........am very displead by the gross display of stupidty ,defeat by nigerians offering 1m to jobs that u might never gather 1m in your accounts ....25 slot was given free this year ...from when the member was sworn in to now

Please put me in your considerations I pray you and I'll ever remain indebted to you. I am a 2.1 graduate, English education, class of 2016 and by January, I'll be 25.

With English, I can work anywhere - public relations, communication etc dept.

Modikko:
DPR gave out some few offers recently.

Has the letters been issued out? I learnt the process is on though never knew it has been completed.

TammyAnybody:
New information reaching me is that Security and Exchange Comission (SEC), Oil and Gas Free Zone Authority (OGFZA), Nigeria University Commission (NUC) and Nigeria Content Development Monitoring Board will commence recruitment next month.

Brace up guys!.

Is it going to be via online?

TammyAnybody:
Where you given offer of appointment ?

It seems my information are helping people here and I'm happy people are leveraging on guide.

Please is there any other agency doing recruitment for now? Who knows if I've missed a thing