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Romance › Re: I Detest Light Skinned Women.. by cbrass(m): 9:00pm On Oct 30, 2014
enkay4love:
[color=#990000][/color]. I think u have a knack for improper word usage.Anyways,that's ur damn bizness.
So you noticed it too?
Romance › Re: I Detest Light Skinned Women.. by cbrass(m): 8:12pm On Oct 30, 2014
Idowuogbo:
So in others words,I dey bleach ba? U need help! Serious help.
Did I say you bleach ni?? Haba!!! Stop putting words into my mouth joh...or better still into my fingers,
Romance › Re: I Detest Light Skinned Women.. by cbrass(m): 7:53pm On Oct 30, 2014
Idowuogbo:
What are you saying? I escaped from the dark colour? Wot da heck? Dude, you are not making sense mehn
Hmm, first of all don't want you to think I mean an insult, was just trying to say you could have been darker than this before
Webmasters › Reasons Why Mac Users Are So Skinny by cbrass(op): 7:41pm On Oct 30, 2014
Ever notice how most Mac users are skinny? It's because of all the calories they burn because they can't shut the fuckup about how great their Macs are.

What is it about Apple that makes its users unable to shut their mouths? Everywhere I go, there's another as5shole with a Mac preaching about how much better Macs are than PCs. They regurgitate lines directly from Apple's marketing campaign, like "it just works." I have the following rebuttals to this argument:

1.
If everything on a Mac just works, then why does a
website called "Mac fix it" exist, assholes? Here are a
few choice topics on macfixitforums.com:

-Login window stuck!

-lower caSe "S" key not working!!

-Menu bar keeps flashing

-I can't drag and drop!

Waaaah, boo hoo! I can't drag and drop! Dumbass.
Looks like your Macs aren't perfect after all, which leads
me to my second point:

2.
I don't know why Mac users get so defensive when you call them idiots. I mean, Apple is a company that has built its entire user base around the fact that its users can't do simple things like turn their computers on. Hell, most Mac users can't even talk without using their hands, which ranks their intelligence somewhere between a simian and hog shit: Stupid user base aside, I will never own a Mac.

It's not so much that I'm a PC loyalist. I'm not. It's that I'm not stylish enough to own one. Most iPod commercials feature guys with long hair, chicks roller skating, and guys wearing fedoras. I have dandruff, and I buy most of my jeans from a grocery store. I feel like in order to have a Mac, I need to be:

An artist.

In a band.

Unemployed (see above).

After the recent Apple conference, Mac fans were elated. One person was quoted as saying
"I've had a Macintosh now for a total of 35 days, and I'm
really excited to be part of the Mac community." Part of the Mac community? It's a computer, not a social movement, asshole! I feel like Apple is not just selling computers, they're selling a way of life, and I'm not ready to be that heavily invested in a product.

I think this parody helps illustrate Apple's unspoken
message: iTunes is the new Real Player: In doing research for this article, I decided to reinstall iTunes, a program I hadn't used since version 4 (now on7). Here it is, just working:

Back in the late 90s, everyone used Real Player. Then
those cocks at Real Network got greedy, and tried to get
their application to take over your entire PC, and people
stopped using it.

Same thing is happening with Quicktime now. You can't install Quicktime anymore unless you download bullshit iTunes. This section was supposed to be longer, but I couldn't even install iTunes so I could bitch about it. Not that I could have used it for what I wanted to anyway:

From the actual iTunes End User License Agreement.
If I want to manufacture biological weapons with my copy
of iTunes, I will, fascists. Ditch this bullshit.
5,634,418 Mac fans switched back over to Windows, even though Windows is just as shitty.



adewasco2k pls help move ths to FP ..........even if you are a Mac user grin
Romance › Re: I Detest Light Skinned Women.. by cbrass(m): 7:31pm On Oct 30, 2014
Idowuogbo:
Noooooooo....I'm light brown. grin grin grin grin
Which one is light-brown again o cheesy , well out of curosity I sneaked into your profile grin


Well...it could have been the Techno phone you used in taking the pix that made you look like that or probably you escaped from the dark color either naturally or otherwise
Education › Re: Man Beaten For Molesting OAU-Ife Student by cbrass(m): 4:27pm On Oct 30, 2014
Romance › Re: I Detest Light Skinned Women.. by cbrass(m): 4:26pm On Oct 30, 2014
Idowuogbo:
persin wey dey deteSt God's creation no b animal? undecided
He didn't mean to use that word, infact he corrected himself later...by the way are you fair ni??
Education › Re: Man Beaten For Molesting OAU-Ife Student by cbrass(m): 4:25pm On Oct 30, 2014
tobbiefied:
Great oooooo gbogbo awo
Great ooo gringrin
Romance › Re: I Detest Light Skinned Women.. by cbrass(m): 4:24pm On Oct 30, 2014
Exjoker:
What do you mean by if God give you a fair lady Bro? The last time I checked men do chose their wives themself except you are from one of those white garment churchs
I believe in asking God who your wife should be since He is all knowing, He knoiws that perfect woman for you

By the way I don't go to while garment church
Politics › Re: Video Justified N3 Billion Ekiti Government House by cbrass(m): 1:10am On Oct 30, 2014
@Op you get time oo, so na Fayose aka THE THUG you dignify with a response ? Smh grin
Politics › Re: 2015: On Buhari/fashola We Stand - By Abu Bilaal Abdulrazaq Bn Bello Bn Oare by cbrass(m): 12:58am On Oct 30, 2014
Yes oo...ride on APC grin

To the saTANS before u finish me with insults am not a muslim o tongue


Come to think of it I didn't even read the post I only saw the topic , life is too short to read this long epistle cheesy

@Op did you take summary while in english class?
Romance › Re: I Detest Light Skinned Women.. by cbrass(m): 12:50am On Oct 30, 2014
I prefer chocolate colors but if God gives me a fair lady so be it
Celebrities › Re: Picture Of President Goodluck's Campaign Rice by cbrass(m): 12:40am On Oct 30, 2014
kITATITA:
I doubt if Mr President in all his humility will debase his office to allow such. I guess some mischief makers are doing it without his knowledge. He can't condescend to the rice for vote campaign level.
What is this one saying nw...does this man(gej) commands any respect at all, are you an alien in this country huh Sharing a bag of rice is even good don't be surprised if they share Noddles when the campaign takes full momentum grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Nairalanders Don't Sleep. Why? by cbrass(m): 12:35am On Oct 30, 2014
Omolanke grin
Properties › Re: Need Advice On Purchasing A Plot Of Land Ffrom Real Estate Agent by cbrass(m): 12:33am On Oct 30, 2014
What's the name of the estate property
Education › Re: Man Beaten For Molesting OAU-Ife Student by cbrass(m): 12:27am On Oct 30, 2014
cap28:
Serves the i.diot right, I don't agree with jungle justice but ra.pe is one of the worst thing a man can do to a woman, I believe the assailants had enough information to verify that this I.diot was the culprit. He's very fortunate that students were administering the beating, had it been that he was caught by a mob outside the campus he would have been six feet under by now.
Rapehuh Where did you see that in the story huh
Education › Re: Man Beaten For Molesting OAU-Ife Student by cbrass(m): 12:23am On Oct 30, 2014
pchax:
I see a lot of "jungle justice" comments and some go as far as slating the students of the great school for such a barbaric act. I would play devil's advocate here. Permit me please.

Firstly, I would start by saying that the most organized and civilized set of students you would meet are OAU students. You can talk as much as you want when abusing someone but the moment you raise your hand to hit someone, you are in for some disciplinary actions to call you to order which is otherwise known as maximum shishi.

Maximum shishi is not jungle justice at all. It is a tradition and it is well calculated and not meted out impulsively. It is dished out after careful and fair consideration by a size-able amount of student representatives and it is served hot. On the other hand, jungle justice is just a knee-jerk reaction of some uninformed set of people to unleash their barbaric nature with an aim of destruction. Maximum shishi does not aim to destroy; it aims to correct.

A little story to back up my point. I have been a partaker of maximum shishi in Awo Hall. It was my freshman year and I hit an annoying roommate of mine after a long roll of exchange of words (I was way taller than him and I had those little anger issues that come with youthful exuberance). The guy reported to the hall execs and I was dragged from Angola to Awo in the company of a couple of slaps and a torn shirt. On reaching awo, the first question I was asked by who I don't know (cos I was just a Jambite) "are you a cultist?". To cut the long story short, I was well beaten but not paraded around shaaaa and I learnt. Till today, I do not get angry easily, I have not laid hands on anyone and I doubt if I would ever. Thanks to maximum shishi.

Greatest of the greatest Ife! I bet, this man's life would never remain the same again. Thanks
Lmao @maximum shishi gringrin
Politics › Re: USA: Nigerian Man Sues After Ebola Fears Keep Daughter From School by cbrass(m): 11:29pm On Oct 29, 2014
obailala:
Oil money bro... Arab money grin cheesy
Just the way Nigerians earn mega bucks working in the oil sector in Saudi, Abu dhabi, oman, kuwait etc, there are also lots of our people in Iraq presently.
This thing shock me o, infact if not for your post I won't believe we can have Nigerians in Iraq...c'mon Iraq of all countries shocked . Ordinary Ilorin that I went to, I wasn't confortable there how much more an higly terrorized place like iraq grin
Education › Re: Man Beaten For Molesting OAU-Ife Student by cbrass(m): 10:29pm On Oct 29, 2014
ggrin:
Em suppose cut hin JTangryangry useless hespacegoatundecidedgrinlipsrsealed
Hmm....what's a JT huhhuh
Politics › Re: USA: Nigerian Man Sues After Ebola Fears Keep Daughter From School by cbrass(m): 9:25pm On Oct 29, 2014
obailala:
This isn't surprising at all; at least the school can even lay claim to the fact that she travelled to Africa recently.

A friend of mine based in London was deported from Iraq (yes Iraq!) over the weekend all because she had a green west African passport. She was turned back at the airport even though it was clear from her passport that she hadn't even been to Africa in the last 4 years. The annoying thing is that the idiotic countries don't even give any prior publications, they leave the individuals to spend money and precious time to board a plane and get to the country only to be turned back at the airport.
And what was your friend doing in Iraqhuh To join the ISIS ? grin
Politics › Re: See Where Money For Fighting Ebola Is Coming From by cbrass(m): 2:53pm On Oct 29, 2014
You mean fashola received this money to stop ebola spread ins lagos ? huh
Politics › Re: USA: Nigerian Man Sues After Ebola Fears Keep Daughter From School by cbrass(m): 2:32pm On Oct 29, 2014
Hmm shebi today is Oct 29 don't wory Nov3 is just few days away grin
Romance › Re: I Have A Very Distrustful Nature by cbrass(m): 11:10am On Oct 29, 2014
Godmother:
Geez! My fault you say?!
Pls explain to me how it is my fault that a grown-up man/woman chooses to mess up when given a second opportunity. Just as an example, if you sin against God and he forgives you, then you go back to your sins, does it make it His fault that you sinned again?
Ok let's use a php function called explode() to separate the two man and God grin

Man
First if som1 truly changed and you your self knew they changed and some thing suddenly happens again, then check yourself wether it was your actions that led to their reactions according to physics third law.(Cos I want to believe that you get the reactions of your actions well only elseif they never changed which is still your fault for misjudging tongue

God
God is for ever forgiving and merciful, am sure you have sinned against God numerous times and He has forgiven you so don't bring that argument here cos its invalid and gonna give errors cheesy
Romance › Re: I Have A Very Distrustful Nature by cbrass(m): 10:38pm On Oct 28, 2014
Godmother:
If you give some people a second chance, they will still mess up again
Not when they trully and sincerely repented of their ways,
But if they messed up again...then it is your fault
Romance › Re: Miss NAIRALAND December 2014 Contest (nomination & Verification) by cbrass(m): 10:55pm On Oct 27, 2014
Its ggrin all the way....gringrin

But I also love Godmother, what do I do nwhuh
Romance › Re: Miss NAIRALAND December 2014 Contest (nomination & Verification) by cbrass(m): 10:00pm On Oct 27, 2014
ggrin:
huh Iceberylin nickz cbrass kingtom kelvingraphics huh
You are nominating me for a female contesthuh Am nt a gay nw grin
Nairaland General › Re: Why Do Men Perfumes Do Have A Strong Scent by cbrass(op): 7:35am On Oct 27, 2014
Godmother:
Most women perfume are soft and flowery and I don't think that would appeal to a lot of guys.
Yes you are right,I mistakenly bought a female Roll-On and the thing dey vex me big time nw. Can't wait for it to finish angry
Fashion › Re: Lagos Big Babes Na True? Someone Just Listed New Tricks The Girls Devise To Catc by cbrass(m): 7:23am On Oct 27, 2014
Godmother:
Lol. That phase has passed joor. Lol
That was the period I was into Mills and Boons and believed in fairytales.
Chaii ladies and novels sha grin
Nairaland General › Re: Why Do Men Perfumes Do Have A Strong Scent by cbrass(op): 12:07am On Oct 27, 2014
nanauju:
Guys sweat more and do a lot more of jackie work
Which one is jackie againhuh
Nairaland General › Why Do Men Perfumes Do Have A Strong Scent by cbrass(op): 11:39pm On Oct 26, 2014
Frist of all am sorry if this is not the right place to put this.

Ok: have always wondered why guy's perfume is always stronger than that of the females.huh

I hope the manufacturers are not trying to say that we guys......soo bad grin

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