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enkay4love:So you noticed it too? |
Idowuogbo:Did I say you bleach ni?? Haba!!! Stop putting words into my mouth joh...or better still into my fingers, |
Idowuogbo:Hmm, first of all don't want you to think I mean an insult, was just trying to say you could have been darker than this before |
Ever notice how most Mac users are skinny? It's because of all the calories they burn because they can't shut the fuckup about how great their Macs are. What is it about Apple that makes its users unable to shut their mouths? Everywhere I go, there's another as5shole with a Mac preaching about how much better Macs are than PCs. They regurgitate lines directly from Apple's marketing campaign, like "it just works." I have the following rebuttals to this argument: 1. If everything on a Mac just works, then why does a website called "Mac fix it" exist, assholes? Here are a few choice topics on macfixitforums.com: -Login window stuck! -lower caSe "S" key not working!! -Menu bar keeps flashing -I can't drag and drop! Waaaah, boo hoo! I can't drag and drop! Dumbass. Looks like your Macs aren't perfect after all, which leads me to my second point: 2. I don't know why Mac users get so defensive when you call them idiots. I mean, Apple is a company that has built its entire user base around the fact that its users can't do simple things like turn their computers on. Hell, most Mac users can't even talk without using their hands, which ranks their intelligence somewhere between a simian and hog shit: Stupid user base aside, I will never own a Mac. It's not so much that I'm a PC loyalist. I'm not. It's that I'm not stylish enough to own one. Most iPod commercials feature guys with long hair, chicks roller skating, and guys wearing fedoras. I have dandruff, and I buy most of my jeans from a grocery store. I feel like in order to have a Mac, I need to be: An artist. In a band. Unemployed (see above). After the recent Apple conference, Mac fans were elated. One person was quoted as saying "I've had a Macintosh now for a total of 35 days, and I'm really excited to be part of the Mac community." Part of the Mac community? It's a computer, not a social movement, asshole! I feel like Apple is not just selling computers, they're selling a way of life, and I'm not ready to be that heavily invested in a product. I think this parody helps illustrate Apple's unspoken message: iTunes is the new Real Player: In doing research for this article, I decided to reinstall iTunes, a program I hadn't used since version 4 (now on7). Here it is, just working: Back in the late 90s, everyone used Real Player. Then those cocks at Real Network got greedy, and tried to get their application to take over your entire PC, and people stopped using it. Same thing is happening with Quicktime now. You can't install Quicktime anymore unless you download bullshit iTunes. This section was supposed to be longer, but I couldn't even install iTunes so I could bitch about it. Not that I could have used it for what I wanted to anyway: From the actual iTunes End User License Agreement. If I want to manufacture biological weapons with my copy of iTunes, I will, fascists. Ditch this bullshit. 5,634,418 Mac fans switched back over to Windows, even though Windows is just as shitty. adewasco2k pls help move ths to FP ..........even if you are a Mac user ![]() |
Idowuogbo:Which one is light-brown again o , well out of curosity I sneaked into your profile ![]() Well...it could have been the Techno phone you used in taking the pix that made you look like that or probably you escaped from the dark color either naturally or otherwise |
Idowuogbo:He didn't mean to use that word, infact he corrected himself later...by the way are you fair ni?? |
Exjoker:I believe in asking God who your wife should be since He is all knowing, He knoiws that perfect woman for you By the way I don't go to while garment church |
@Op you get time oo, so na Fayose aka THE THUG you dignify with a response ? Smh ![]() |
Yes oo...ride on APC To the saTANS before u finish me with insults am not a muslim o ![]() Come to think of it I didn't even read the post I only saw the topic , life is too short to read this long epistle ![]() @Op did you take summary while in english class? |
I prefer chocolate colors but if God gives me a fair lady so be it |
kITATITA:What is this one saying nw...does this man(gej) commands any respect at all, are you an alien in this country Sharing a bag of rice is even good don't be surprised if they share Noddles when the campaign takes full momentum ![]() |
Omolanke ![]() |
What's the name of the estate property |
cap28:Rape Where did you see that in the story ![]() |
pchax:Lmao @maximum shishi ![]() ![]() |
obailala:This thing shock me o, infact if not for your post I won't believe we can have Nigerians in Iraq...c'mon Iraq of all countries ![]() |
obailala:And what was your friend doing in Iraq To join the ISIS ? ![]() |
You mean fashola received this money to stop ebola spread ins lagos ? ![]() |
Hmm shebi today is Oct 29 don't wory Nov3 is just few days away ![]() |
Godmother:Ok let's use a php function called explode() to separate the two man and God ![]() Man First if som1 truly changed and you your self knew they changed and some thing suddenly happens again, then check yourself wether it was your actions that led to their reactions according to physics third law.(Cos I want to believe that you get the reactions of your actions well only elseif they never changed which is still your fault for misjudging ![]() God God is for ever forgiving and merciful, am sure you have sinned against God numerous times and He has forgiven you so don't bring that argument here cos its invalid and gonna give errors ![]() |
Godmother:Not when they trully and sincerely repented of their ways, But if they messed up again...then it is your fault |
Its ggrin all the way.... ![]() ![]() But I also love Godmother, what do I do nw ![]() |
ggrin:You are nominating me for a female contest Am nt a gay nw ![]() |
Godmother:Yes you are right,I mistakenly bought a female Roll-On and the thing dey vex me big time nw. Can't wait for it to finish ![]() |
Godmother:Chaii ladies and novels sha ![]() |
nanauju:Which one is jackie again ![]() |
Frist of all am sorry if this is not the right place to put this. Ok: have always wondered why guy's perfume is always stronger than that of the females. ![]() I hope the manufacturers are not trying to say that we guys......soo bad ![]() |
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, well out of curosity I sneaked into your profile 



