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ifaoni:
but wait o...how many shekau do we hav?

175:
Ifaoni is a confirmed crook. . .he stole my 1k. He's got another moniker too. . .lemme go and chk it out.

Lastly he does advertise the scam in his signature. Promising bonus data.

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herald9:

...and you seem coded...what does Cc150615 mean?

herald9: if Love Garden or Play Park is a public place... Then someone is as guilty as charged....

olumzzz: Its official people ..Stop coming to conclusions without doing proper research...Am really disappointed in u guys...Is d type of graduates that Nigeria produces.. I'll post d meaning of the 3 options only if d ladies(d fine ones) in d house sends me a PM
(i)The Sterling Bank 3PA is an initiative
that provides opportunity for those
engaged in either formal or informal
employment as well as institutions such
as multi-level and strategic fund
managers to make additional income by
referring potential customers to the
bank and in the process make additional
income.
(ii) Meet the Executive is an initiative of
Sterling Bank geared towards
encouraging and supporting small
businesses and budding
entrepreneurs.
Borne out of the desire to migrate
from basic social media interaction
to creating an offline engagement
experience, while enriching the lives
of the people it is one of several
Sterling Bank initiatives in the social
media space targeted at enriching
lives.700 business plans were
submitted for evaluation. 50 made
the first cut, and these aspiring and
emerging entrepreneurs were then
trained in business plan writing,
presentation skills, marketing
management in an intense 2 day
program. The 50 finalists then went
on a 2 week recess and came back
with revised business plans. The
revised plans were then evaluated by
the panel of judges. 18 finalists
emerged with the top three emerging.
Sterling Bank Plc supported the final
3 with over N5million in direct
funding of their business ideas.
The business ideas were presented
to a panel of judges that consisted
of investors and venture capitalists
with close to N50million worth of
capital injected into the winning
presentations presented. Meet The
Executive is dedicated to enriching
lives and growing the Nigerian
economy through capacity building
and financial services and support
and will in no small way change the
future of Nigeria by creating new jobs
and driving long term growth through
the Small Scale and Medium
Enterprise industry.
(iii) Get Ready For Work is a musical and
business empowerment conference/
concert and is the first of its kind
anywhere in Africa.
It has been a success and has made
considerable impact in the fields of
small business, banking
entertainment, and corporate Nigeria
with a positive impact on employers
and prospective employees thus
birthing a new generation of better
qualified undergraduates and labour
pool.
It has also spawned a new wave of
small scale enterprises and is
already impacting Nigeria’s economy
through knowledge and financial
skills transfer and support from
Sterling Bank and its partners. As a
seminar, notable speakers with
influence in the corporate world are
invited to speak on how best to
become employable, with tips on
interview etiquette and best practices
when seeking employment,
entrepreneurship and corporate
etiquette. As a concert, renowned
musicians perform to the delight of
the audience. The concert/seminar
was conceived to strategically help
the Bank actualize its Corporate
Social Responsibility drive in the
education sector.

damzy88: please which one is 3PA, get ready for work and meet executive on the employment form ooo. please which one is 3PA, get ready for work and meet executive on the employment form ooo. .

SleekyPosh: Women are so mysterious, most times enigmatic. They have more layers than an onion, and no man, not even the very wise King Solomon was able to figure them out. Women are just confusing by default. Though many of them strive to be honest, truthful, and forthright; truth is they do not always tell the truth. Don’t get me wrong, men tell lies too, but most of the time, women tell the bigger lies, especially when in a relationship, trying to lock down a relationship, or trying to get out of one. These lies ranges from white lies, half-truths told to keep the peace, or sometimes just a lie of the highest proportion. Like I said, guys lie too. And maybe some of my female readers will decide to be awesome and tell us the lies men tell from their own perspective.

Now like I said, women tell lies sometimes to get something from a man, get into a relationship with a man, lock down an existing relationship with a man, or trying to get out of a relationship with a man most times because of another man. Let’s hear some of these lies.



(1) I’ve slept with just two guys in my life:



Ordinarily, men should not bother to ask their women how many guys they have been with before them, I have written about body count before and it was even a big issue on twitter few days back. When a woman is asked for her body count, she will almost definitely lie about it and reduce the number. But the worst liars are the ones that will tell you “I have slept with just 2 guys, the one who deflowered me, and one guy I was dating in school, and it happened only once” When a girl tells you this, don’t believe her, don’t argue with her. Even if she has slept with 300 men, she can tell you her body count is just 3, and if 130, she might just tell you 13. It’s a matter of removing one or two zeros. So, whatever your woman tells you her body count is, don’t argue; just keep quiet. Jesus didn’t die for that, did he?







(2) The sex was great, you are the greatest:



Listen bros, I am not saying you are not good in bed, But almost every woman will tell you that you are the next best thing in bed; that the likes Crixus and Spartacus are learners compared to you. But I need you to know that it’s hard for most women to be frank about sex, especially when the news isn’t good and they want to lock down the relationship with you. You are advised not to listen to her, but rely on her body language instead.



(3) I have never cheated on you and I never will:



This is very easy to say for women, especially when you are just done taking her to cloud 9; she will swear will everything that her honey pot has never been tasted by anyone else apart from you and it is meant for only you till thy kingdom come, she will even swear to that effect. My advice? Don’t bother your head, don’t start finding out, just nod like a zombie and continue polishing her KONGO as long as its available.



(4) I’ll be ready in a minute:



Listen very carefully: You are going out on a date with a woman but she had earlier asked you to come to and pick her up at home. When you get to her and she goes “I’ll be ready in a minute” Tell her you want to get a recharge card down the road, turn your car back, go back to your house and slot in season 1 of 24, Game of Thrones of any interesting series. And before you are done with episode 6 probably, she would call to ask you if you had gotten the recharge card, then you can switch of your TV and DVD, and drive back to her house; you’d be right on time this time.



(5) I’m fine:



If you offend your woman, and before you apologize, she tells you “Don’t worry, I am fine” Biko, start calling everybody, her mother, her father, her grand uncle and anybody that you know she listens to, and tell them you have bleeped up and you are a repentant sinner who needs forgiveness from your woman. If you fail to do that, you can start writing your will or something close to that.



(6) I will never get possessive and I will never nag you:



If any woman tells you this, it’s either she doesn’t love you at all, or you are a maga, simple! Women get possessive and women nag. If you believe otherwise, come and collect your learner permit.



(7) I usually don’t give guys my number, I don’t know why I am giving you:



Do you want to hear the truth? You are the number 9,999 dude in your hood that is getting that number. So don’t start jubilating that you have hit the jackpot, don’t dull yourself and start loving up, play your game very fast and tap out as quickly as you can. Yeske!



( You are the only one I ever wanted:



When a woman especially the one from 30 years and above tells you “You are the only one for me, you are the one I wanted, I have been waiting for you all my life” Just nod and tell her she is FANTASTIC! Don’t argue, after-all you are the fall-back option, the last resort, the only one who didn’t run. You are the Awilo Longomba of Nigeria.



(9) It is not you, It is me; you deserve a better woman:



This one of the classic lies women tell when they want to leave for a fresher, richer and more handsome dude. You will do yourself a great favour by not drinking hypo or Dettol. She is done with you, she is leaving. All those talk na bobo.



(10) My father dreamt that something bad will happen if I marry you:



I will not say much about this, if a woman tells you this and you believe her and start hurting or running to your pastor to pray concerning the dream, when her father’s name is not Joseph; you will have to give me your Pastor’s number, you need to be delivered from the spirit of mumunism. Yes, there is a word like that.

Am sure there are still loadz of other lies girls use in decieving unwary guys today. Drop urz!

chemystery: Ferdybaba, I got a pre-employment medical examination mail. Please how do we prepare for this examination? Your urgent reply is needed.

Hahahahahaha! Ferdybaba, I owe your one bottle....

fizzy4luv: A friend of mine is undergoing the same recruitment process with workforce and he made me understand he was asked to expect between 60 - 70k per month.

Lewinskee: Completions and Cementing are done calling. Another psl has begun chat this week.

Lewinskee: Completions and Cementing are done calling. Another psl has begun chat this week.

Emasel: I'm handsome! You can confirm if you doubt.

okonji4real: it seems they are yet to get the required no of graduates needed in their various service centres across south west or mayb those coming to write are not passing the test........#my thinking tho.......but try and honour d iv.

nsche: It is a graduate trainee

bishopjoe02: Hv anyone who did his interview on Monday b call for workshop

kasali4real: I asked the pple at AKTC if dey do have night bus, the answer is a NO.

cc150615: I still need answers