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Guilty of most of them.. American movies played a major role in my upbringing tho

Harbosede02: Aw unborn pikin go speak correct english lyk dis??

technically what the unborn child would say if he could communicate with his father

kudoxs: So people can no longer write an original piece, always copying and pasting all over the internet. Ole Buruku!

you are wrong. I created it myself, those that are all over internet were created by humans too not aliens

Dear Mum,I have decided to talk to you, to let you know my
feelings.I want to know why you did it. My story is short.I have stayed inside you for only three months.
I was very comfortable and warm. I felt really
protected. I know you are a special person because I ate the food you ate. I longed for the day I would see
your face. Nine months was a long time to wait, but I was determined to wait. I had to be patient. One day,
I heard you conversing with a man about me, and at
some stage you quarreled. The man then offered you some money to get rid of me. I was happy and prayed that this meant that I would at least see you,
the only person that I knew in the world: I was wrong. I had almost forgotten the issues until I felt
something sharp pierce my tiny ear. I jerked silently
and in pain, and asked you to protect me. Seconds
later, the object came,fiercer than before. My tiny
ear was cut up, starting from the ears then arms and
legs. It was an agonizing experience, my head was
then cut off and I died. It took me a whole hour to
die, a whole hour for an innocent three months
human being to be murdered. I remember the whole
incidence vividly and I keep asking myself, what I did
to deserve that cruel death? Why me? Why did you
do it to me? And why was I not given a chance to
live? I know you are having a lot of nightmares. You
remain guilty for the beastly act. Please explain to
your God why you committed the heinous act.
Personally, I have forgiven you though I never lived
to see your face. My journey to be back to my creator
was safe and I arrived safely. I was given a red carpet
welcome by an angel. I am in fact without
bitterness. I still love you mum.

Lol! Has she/he gotten the money the hermaphrodite was asking for

iceberylin: whites Faking News since 1000BC

you are talking crap. I could remember even a nigerian guy who used the illegal route by land though the sahara to go to spain. He had similar experiences sort of.I think he was the only survivor among them all that made that journey

kayciano: WOMEN HAVE GREAT AFFINITY FOR DEVIL...
Dats Y When DEVIL wants to DESTROY a MAN ..d devil uses a WOMAN...
am not SURPRISED at all....!!!!!!!
U see, 5 MEN doing GREAT, d moment a WOMAN steps in they separate and become urchins to one another...
EXAMPLES ARE...
1)SAMSON.
2).DAVID.
3)SOLOMON.
4)JOB.(curse GOD and DIE, by JOBS WIFE).
5)P SQUARE.
6).Plantation boys...
7)Sky plus....

. You are so on point. Asides that... Speaking from personal experience. This one fact and bitter truth about life, I know guys that fell becos of women. In my first year,focused on school,never had time for women. One sexy slim lady from imo state didn't even let me settle down in school first,I think she was even ahead of me in class and she came at class in nite to seduce me heavily. Biting her lips and all those seductive stuffs. it hurt me a lot, its just like apple juice that's a poison being given to you. She didn't mind opening her laps and her skirt was up and she wanted my hands down there , it was a bit dark up in class at my faculty...., I didn't do anything tho but I still wonder still today what the aim of some women are. The big question is where they sent? Who sent them ? Was it their own desire and lust? Imagine how women die for few guys that don't have their time and such guys are handsome and respectful, also innocent. Still see the lady today and she is different from that many years ago but then was she possessed or what. I didn't date her and don't even know who she was? Tot ladies could control their libido better.God! I hate that day becos it caused some problems tho..

Justcash: I have come across several Nigerians that have complained about the way that they are being discriminated against by foreigners. They seem not to understand the reasons for this discrimination. Over the years, I have observed that the main reason for this trend is the way we present and talk about our country to foreigners. I will outline some examples to justify my point.

1: BOKO HARAM: The rise of Boko haram from a mere group of boy scouts to a full blown terrorist organization is Infact aided by the support and free propaganda executed by Nigerians. Boko haram is mainly concentrated in a small area of Nigeria, and they have been able to fight persistently. The rise in their morale is a result of the support that Nigerians unknowingly give to them through telling unconfirmed stories about their exploits.
These stories are grabbed by the international media and announced, thereby making Nigeria to look like a terror ravaged country. The consequence of this is that foreign countries become more wary of Nigerians, and take extra effort to check Nigerians that are going into their countries. Unfortunately, it is the same people that spread these news that suffer most from this.

2: EBOLA: Nigeria was Ebola free before Patrick Sawyer arrived with it. Few people that took care of him got infected before he died, and the LSG in collaboration with the FG struggled and contained the disease. Nigerians blew Ebola out of proportion. Some Nigerians kept spreading rumors about Ebola findings in states that were free of it. As expected, the fictitious news about how fast Ebola was spreading in the country was grabbed by the international news media, and it created panic in foreign countries. With less than 10 deaths from Ebola, Nigerians have been quarantined most at the entry points into foreign countries. This happened in HongKong, Singapore, Malaysia, US, UK etc. Of recent Nigeria was kicked out of the youth Olympics. This is the product of the way Nigerians self-destruct themselves.

3: NIGERIAN MILITARY:The Nigerian army was respected and seen as one of the strongest in the world. This is an outcome of the years of conflict resolution at home and foreign countries. Of recent, the rise of Boko Haram has created a new challenge for the Nigerian army. Unlike in conventional warfare across borders, the enemies are within and can easily blend into the civilian population without being noticed. It is actually a difficult conflict especially as the military will have to avoid killing innocent citizens.
Nigerians seem to lack understanding of this difficulty, so they keep taunting the Nigerian military. They write all sorts of anti-military texts, build propaganda to show that the military is weak and expose more of Nigeria's weakness to the world. As a result, Nigeria is seen as being very weak. The most recent effort is increasingly trying to show that the Camerounian Military is stronger than that of Nigeria. WILL IT SURPRISE ANYBODY IF CAMEROUN BECOMES GUTSY ENOUGH TO INVADE NIGERIA? We are hyping their military because they are dealing with a foreign (Nigerian) terrorist group that has barely penetrated their country. If the table was turned, and BOKO HARAM members were Camerounians, do you think It would have been difficult for the Nigerian military to contain? Like the EBOLA SAGA has shown, it is easier to contain a foreign menace.
Unfortunately, Nigeria is seen as a weak nation now, and every small nation can afford to damn Nigerians now.

4: FOOTBALL AGE ISSUE: The issue of football age has become a big problem in soccer. However, the way Nigerians trumpet about the cases involving Nigerians makes it to look as if Nigerians are the biggest age cheats in soccer. As soon as a Nigerian age grade team wins a major tournament, Nigerians take to the social media and start tainting the image of the teams by making unverified statements about the true age of the members of the teams. Unfortunately, these allegations, though mostly unverified, are noted by the members of the international community, and it reduces the respect that the teams have brought for the nation.
Recently, the Nigerian Falconets got to the final of the World Cup. Even though they didn't win, Nigerians have done the usual by going online and raising worrisome accusations against the patriots. They do this without realizing that they are shooting themselves on their feet. If foreign clubs had plans to grab them, these false age accusations may hinder their moves or reduce their values. Tomorrow, if the siblings of these critics are refused visa to play in a foreign country, they will blame the green passport forgetting that they are indirectly responsible for their misfortunes.

Nigerians must be careful about the way they speak and expose Nigeria. Nigeria is for Nigerians. If you kill her, you are killing yourselves. I BELIEVE THAT THE IMAGE OF NIGERIA WILL IMPROVE WHEN NIGERIANS STOP WASHING THEIR DIRTY UNDIES IN PUBLIC.

May God bless Nigeria and Nigerians

. What is good about the country. A country where leaders don't care about its citizens

TUNFOL: U must be silly to compare banks and dia operations in watever God-forsaken-country you are with the kind of the one rendered plus lots of hidden charges we pay here. My organization is still in court with a bank who has been charging a client indiscrimately since the past 5 years.

oga lawyer welldone! I also hav e similar case to the one quoted above.. Nigerian banks always think of dirty strategies they will use to rob the common man

Omero: dat face is sad enough. am also sad but there is always another day. Baba God take control.

really feel for her. Seems she is a moslem and entered national team just after her secondary school. she is too talented too much. Better than all her team mates and very talented striker. I just feel for her because she gave her all

Is the moderator a family friend to courthney dike. Why has this topic not been moved to front page

What's it about this girl that guys are drooling over for? She is just like every other average girl and besides what makes her famous. She is short and is not even the best player on falconets team

parrotibaba: so am guessing u r from UNN?

parrotbaba, na u dey produce that magazine for unec. Its nice and informative but this ur topic too fake. This girls are not the most glamourous in that school. Did u just get an admission

Mr. Lagtech,when do you ship and how do I pay if I want to buy this laptop http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/sys/4582121531.html

ccollins: Mikky,please email to me your account details. I told you before I have a strict budget of35000 naira. I want to know if u can help me get this laptop http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/sys/4582121531.html then I will pay into your account next week monday. I think the owner is within los-angeles . Thanks

. Og mikky. U never reply me ooo

dragnet: 3500 ?

sorry a mistake. 35000naira

Mikky,please email to me your account details. I told you before I have a strict budget of35000 naira. I want to know if u can help me get this laptop http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/sys/4582121531.html then I will pay into your account next week monday. I think the owner is within los-angeles . Thanks

abdulwastecx: if God create all things and he didn't create evil...
how come Ebola God creator is killing people?

re-read my previous post. Seems you lack wisdom and understanding

abdulwastecx: why are religious people always very illogical and lazy in taking responsibility. ...
God created ebola virus (because God created everything).
Ebola virus need to feed to survive just like human eat plant and animals to survive
Ebola killed human kn other to survive just like human killed animal to survive.

The point I am trying to make is we need to fine ways to stop the spreading of ebola virus by taking to best hygiene practice instead of relying on God

in Genesis, God created all things and saw they were good. He did not create evil things, look into adam and eve sin before u talk folly

bebek: This Ebola matter, God wl continue to protect his children

I just wonder why people are so scared of ebola.. Yes,its deadly but one should keep on living your life .if God has not said u will die . No disease will kill you

jesuswithus: This laptop up for grabs specification below;
HDD 250gig, WiFi, RAM 2GHz, processor speed 2.5ghz
Colour black with silver innings inside.
N29,000 brings it to Lagos, indicate if your interested.
pictures below.

what is the model and does it have a good graphic card

jesuswithus: Who wants this Laptop?HDD 500gig,RAM 2gig,web cam,wifi and it comes in its box then price is N36,000.
@Collins you are copied.

thanks,what's the model and how do I make payments?? When do u deliver too??

jesuswithus: Yes would upload pictures latter but it might not really be a fantastic Laptop.

doesn't matter as much as it has a good graphic card and processor ,please upload the pictures

jesuswithus: @Collins it all depends on your budget so please inform me of your budget and I would give you specifications within that range.
thank you

my budget is 35k. Any?

Have 35000 and how sure its core i5

Ladygeneral: thanks.

no prob. My succinct view tho

Order 4 more scams.. Packaged Spoilt fish cheap pass dry fish wey dey new

jesuswithus: @Collins the link you sent that macbook is 3,099AED that is about N139,455 excluding shipping it might be way too much for you cause your a student.
I would advise you go for a lenovo laptop they are the best now and very rugged.
Thank you

which lenovo laptop model are u advising me to get for quality games

jesuswithus: @imagrg send me an email contact on front page.
Thank you

you have not replied my post yet

@op,please ,how will the total expense for this item cost me . I need discount becos am on strict budget and am a student http://uae.souq.com/ae-en/apple-macbook-air-md711-netbook-intel-core-i5-11-inch-128-gb-flash-4-gb-mountain-lion-5396248/i/#. I have a budget of 35000naira. Which fairly used gaming system can u get for me at below that price

mikkyangel: $217 +$50= 267 (45,390)

can I pay the rest amount(10000naira)remaining after the purchase of the laptop. Please pm me your bank name and account for payment

Oga mikky, please check this http://m.ebay.com/itm/371101818036?nav=SEARCH if I should send 35000 naira to your acct.. Will it be enough.I am on strict budget. Thanks