₦airaland Forum

[quote author=Sunny_bobo]Since Oshiomhole is a widower and the woman a widow, I hereby suggest that both should get married ASAP.

Click like if you are in support of this proposal.[/quote]Is that what marriage is about

Mariojane: No Money, No Service. Money for Hand, back for ground. U can't eat ur cake and have it. Sorry guys we deal with ur papas not small boys like u.u ve just given us direct ticket to ur dads

Things are getting worst,the world is more evil than ever.. I would be a hypocrite to judge anyone here but we all know that many wrong decisions have spawned to more deadly evil to humanity than ever. I hope nigeria is set free someday sha. I will not be surprised if millions of young girls @ sec school And the universities share this same ideology that I quoted above... If people still knew the value of love,shit like this isn't supposed to be seen.

What is this doing on front page Which mod is responsible for this Back to topic, this so-called BAN is a useless org loitering about to get attention. I wonder which urchins and vagabonds committee that set this association up. Relevant issues are discussed across the nation and our idle youths are here wasting their precious time on trivial things that makes the future of nigeria gloomier!! These riff raffs are here agin to play non sense politics with the lifes of the gullible boys who intoxicated to insanity about girlfriend pursuits.mitchew!!!

pinpinkay: MR MAN ... Are u an ASUU member ?are u a lecturer? coz diz one dat u are fytin for ASUU lyk diz Ehn ..*maybe ASUU sef don get NL acct* Buh in summary .. Fg & ASUU Shud go nd DIE !!!

Lmao, guy u don make me laf die ... A.O Oshiomole don apologise.let's not start using that word anyhow

Beauty and the beast or heaven and hell

Drniyi4u: with that quote from 2pac shakur......I rate u 9/10

Bros, was it not jayZ that said that in a song feat beyonce

Thavik: Really? You filled this whole page with your whole lot of bullshiiitty

That ain't crap.the ayeola is quite an outstanding phenomenon. I pray he gets famous and bring some insatiable glory to nigeria image now

Lol,I think this is quite complex ooo

Mods ,please shift this to the front page.it is not every time we will be looking at absurd pix of tonto dikeh or the club party of pawpaw who do not know about nairaland

Nattydonatus: ... Fool, u are d real coward... Can u engage a tribe, I mean one tribe(Hausa or Igbo) in a battle ? U can never stand on ur own. Try facing 2 tribes in a battle n let me see if ur entire zone will not turn to Soddom n Gomora... Mumu, one tribe had d courage to do wat ur entire tribe can no t have d mind to do in d next 40yrs... Check wen d war took place and discover u ppl can't be bold enough after 120yrs... Hahahahhahaaa. Is it easy to face 2 tribes U keep trying to make urself believe dat u are not a coward but d more u try, d more it stares on u ... Can u ever stand alone ? Infact! No need talk to allied tribe !!! Huh ?

Erm, sorry for interrupting.. What about the niger-delta then.were they not an embodiment of many tribes. Did they not help the ibo's too

the 1gb ram killed the phone market viability instantly... Other phones have better features in that area. But wait ooh... Why would this phone be sold for 50000 naira,nonsense... Pls can someone tell me the current price of s4 galaxy and gionee e7 . Seems they are better than this a3 trash

ASUU NEWS
Striking university lecturers have referred to the
directive by the federal government on reopening of
schools as a huge joke!
Can the directive force the lecturers back to schools?
Read their response here: http:///IvAxcJ

Pictures that touches the heart but I still know there are more powerful ones which we have not seen or the photographers involved was not fortunate.....

The vulture and the starving boy plus the no.30 makes me think a lot of things about this life

A economic price that's good for market but I hope it is not some scam. What about the internals of the car,are they viable and working well

kobikwelu: [s]Now, i preface my comments with the fact that i don't know the history of this river, or how that river came about..but i want to address a larger issue stemming from those pictures and comments i have seen on this[/s]


its not y'all fault.....

As humans, there is this yearning for a higher being....I see nothing wrong with this..my only issue being that this should not be exploited by miscreants....and "Pastors"..
All over the world, when there has been unexplained events that beguile human understanding...you see folks trying to go experience it..or in some cases partake in it..

Just like years ago, when there was this (purportedly) statue/picture of Jesus that was said to drip blood. IT BECAME AN INTERNATIONAL STORY..

you saw folks from all over the world visiting the location...EVEN UNA OYIBO WEY UNA DEY WORSHIP were lining up to see the spectacle...

I bet you, if it was OYIBOS that were doing this same things, some clowns in here would marvel..and call it GENUINE and from God..but when the black man is involved....its witchcraft, or not real....

ANIMALS

This is not in any sense coherent or true. The oyibos(as you put do to your racist mind ) are not worshipped by anyone. They are just ahead due to the essence of technology and advancement. No one is adulated or beguiled to be gullible to the behaviour of the oyibos . After all , we know that the contributions they made to mankind is lasting for many generations. I would simply base this on poverty and ignorance as the contending factor.....

[quote author=MR.SANITY]In other words, no one is actually born a faggggggot, it is one of the inventions to modernity, it came along with civilization right? It's been practiced to assist control "a word bursting to it's seams" abi? You are a big fool for justifying fagotry.[/quote]Do not berate the importance of modernisation. civility should be embraced rather than the repulsive antics to compare ages and practices of different times. Africa even before modernisation and education had more abhorrent Diabolical cultures and norms I.e the sacrifice of humans..

Realdon1: Lets forget abt d modern civilization. Lets go bak to d drawing table of origin of life and norms dat govern lif. Any intimate relation without man and wman s diabolic. Said by d old and original law of existence. So if u ar in d mixed of existence, u must obey d rule. There s nting lik human right in dis. Unles if u ar nt living thng.

That original law of existence was made by who if I may ask and why should it be in harmless issues like this should civilisation and modern age ideologies be ignored

rudedough: Just imagine the dirt and diseases. Later they will say the Government didn't provide health care. Some will even give the water to their innocent Children.

Oh I weep for Nigerians. Poverty and the lack of basic education has impeded people's sense of reasoning. This is not funny

You are quite right tho but let's have a objective criticism. Why do you not have cursory survey of why the govt would not carry a development project on the positive usefulness of the water instead of giving the locals freedom to take the water as they want

The one in scoan is sufficient enough

Pattey: You sound so frustrated. Have your sisters been unable to graduate? Despite getting impregnated by their lecturers?

Loser, you are sooo confused and spewing thrash!

Hopeless loser yet to pass JAMB, go and play with your mates @ JAMB tutorial

Your foolish presentations make it obvious you lack ability to comprehend and will NEVEr qualify to pass through the walls of any tertiary institution. . . Not even for school of fishery!

I can see from your reply that you are a bitter old cretin who is frustrated by the poverty and scorn of the present day nigeria coupled unemployment. What an slowpoke,I pity for your upcoming generations.. Look at you mouth spewing rubbish of not having passed jamb. In my set at school,esp at my faculty.. I was among those with the highest scores in post-ume.I will not blow or open my real self here. I will just think that you are just retarded and got your graduation out of being a love-vendor and the corrupt norm we all know

senrino: Fake news.... No source...

You are still searching for a source when this information is explicit all over the net.. Instead of sauce, why not look for salad [quote author=senrino]

Pattey: I wish your reasoning was better than that of a hopeless fool. . . Else you could have known how we treated EF ups of unruly elements . . . But then, I'm allergic to conversing with morons-morons-morons like You!

You were probably too daft to see were I told OP I've mailed him on how to fix this. . . What a biological waste you are!

Who cares if you mailed the op. Your retarded brains did not let you know the lives of female students your bloody sug has destroyed by reason of the meeting the need of lustful lecturers desires. Your arrogant head only brought you to a faceless forum to boasts shit about your sug

rudedough: Prayers cannot do anything brother. Nigerians have prayed, paid tithe, offerings, sow seed, given thanksgiving, contribute to the building of God's church, bought chickens at inflated prices all in the name of church harvest, even paid money before they are given a church burial. Yet God hasn't done anything.

Common sense should tell Nigerians that God is "minding his own business".

Until Nigerians learn to support the system and desist from shortcuts, Nigeria will forever be this way. I assure you.

Example of a foreigner

Police: Sir, you're over speeding.

Victim: *@ck you, I pay your salary. Just give me the damn ticket.

Example of a Nigerian

Police: Sir you don't have a licence.

Victim: oga officer wetin I fit do make we settle sharp sharp, I dey in a hurry.

Do you see the difference? Nigerians themselves are afraid of change because they can't afford to live in a sane society.

Kind of true but are you an atheist....!!!!

Seriously,by vision 2020. All this kids in that picture will be world leading astronauts and be flying to mars.the future is bright for nigeria...

Pattey: You are a silly nitwit!!! I said that in response to someone who thought SUG peeps can solve it. Dumbskul!

You are still a love-vendor like your rest friends because instead of an outcry for a drastic change to such abhorrent menace in your immoral school. You watched as your compatriots performed excellently in their demeaning job of arranging gullible girls for the lecturers. Infact,is that the job of the sug exco's as they are elected into public office by the fellow students. Cowards!!!!

spotx: First she need to ask for forgiveness for hiring a student to write exam on her behalf(though it look normal and understandable) it is wrong. Once she accepted and decides not to do that under no circumstance,God will forgive her .then she can then pray an effective fervent prayer of the righteous person which God answers. Then God will use people/department/group to resolve and settle the case .the fact that their are immoral lecturers is apointer that there are morally sound lecturer whom God can trust and use to defend this courageous lady that will "stand out" for God. Practically speaking the guidiance and counselling department of her school is in the best position to help her get justice. She can get the call log of her conversation with the said lecturers to serve as proof.Justice nigeria organisation Www.justicenigeria.com may be of help. I still believe in new nigeria where Integrity and Honesty is our core values. Lady do not give in toimmorality or follow the crowd.Righteousness Exault a Nation but sin is a reproach. With God all things are POSSIBLE. Vote for New Nigeria,Vote for Integrity and HONESTY.

Guy this one na motivational rasphody or proverb.please deal with the main problem by providing strategies to the menace and not talking of "new nigeria" every where. I do not know why is that in only sexual offences are honesty and integrity being talked about.. Let our political leaders play the right role first

For me presently,I really like dolemite but we can be close friends too

fatwallet: ... we derive pleasure from talking loud and arrogantly instead of common sense to make our society better. evil jealous people ,witchcraft ,voodoo and arm robbers everywhere in nigeria prevent homeowners from using short picket fences or glass wall like white people do.
no cooperation,every man for himself,no trust. what a hellish society Nigeria is. bad body odour everywhere.learn to take care of yourselves,eat lots of fruit and veggies to give your skin a healthy glow.
a total mental upgrade is highly needed.

Do you think all nigerians or even most want to embrace modernisation and civility... We are in a very troublesome society though,every man for himself,no trust.. This is true ,armed robbery and kidnapping are very ubiquitous in today's nigeria

omonnakoda: Ibo ; a state of being Ibo
Iboland Ibo Territory
Iboman an adult Ibo male
Iboboy a young Ibo person(male) Ibogirl Ayoung Ibo person (female)
Iboville A small part of Iboland like Awoamama e.g,
Iboness General Ibo condition
Iboist an Ibo Advocate or champion e,g Achebe Iboism Ibo advocacy
Ibotic Distinctly Ibo Iboistic =Ibotic
Iboing To make Ibo Iboed Now fully Ibo
Ibo-made crafted by Ibos
Ibonize Transform to Iboness usually of a place or people Ibonization See Ibonize Ibonizational see Ibonize
Iborific scarily Ibo
Ibofy To make Ibo Ibofied Ibofying Ibofier Ibofication see Ibofy
Ibothetic Ibo kind (of logic)
Iboology The study of Ibos and Ibo Things
Ibologue one versed or knowledgeable in Ibo affairs,history,culture etc
Iboologist=An Ibo expert
Ibohood State of being Ibo also place where Ibos are found in large numbers or hang out
Ibolly In an Ibo way
Iboward moving in the direction of an Ibo or approaching Iboness
Ibolitics Ibo kind of politics
Ibolution In the process of becoming Ibofied
Ibodom an old Ibo kingdom
Ibometer Ibometric Measure of Iboness
Ibotechnic An Ibo institute of learning
Ibocentric Focussed only on Ibos and Ibo matters
Iboteria Place where Ibo snacks are sold see Akputeria
Ibomart Ibo market or mall
Ibonalysis = Applied or advanced Ibo logic
Ibonet = Ibo websites Ibo Blogs etc
Ibowood= Ibo movies and actors generallly
Ibonomics = Ibo economic activity
Ibophile Ibo lover or lover of Ibo Things Ibophilia The condition of an Ibophile Ibophilic
Ibophobe Ibo hater Ibophobia Ibophobic Ibophrenia(offensive see specialized texts)
Iborize to destroy by Ibo methods Iborization
Ibomatic having an Ibo flavour
Ibolify To Imbue with Iboness Ibolifying
Ibolyse To alter chemically through Ibo technology Ibolysing Ibolyzation.etc
Ibozine an Ibo Tabloid or magazine
Iborama a display of a wide range of Ibo artefacts,culture etc also Iboramic

Nice post

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