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I think Bruno mars is brought up in hawaii but of puerto rico descent & around 25 yrs.he sang hit-songs like grenade, lazy song, it will rain,  I think lil wayne just featured this brillant guy in a new song know as the mirror[quote author=~Killz~ link=topic=860819.msg10099595#msg10099595 date=1328126587][color=#000030]Who the heck is Bruno Mars? [/color][/quote]

What is so special abt him to u that means a lot

zolzlolz:
I'd never fight over someone with a bushy anus. Just eew!

LWKM, u funny oh,i just roll for ground they laugh

I am the most handsome dude on nairaland

Umu ndi igbo,if i hear say una talk oneness for this country but go to conspire and celebrete a man who left d igbos in misery today and becos of him,we haven't got an igbo president.this my factual submission and i say it again that ojukwu has done more harm than good to the ibos

Vry vry true!

adasi678:
Thank My God O!
I have almost finished with the immigration status of all my folk.
They can shut down after the last one in a couple of months.
Just one left! [i][/i][color=#990000][/color]

So I got this in my email this morning…

They call the Third World the lazy man’s purview; the sluggishly slothful and languorous prefecture. In this realm people are sleepy, dreamy, torpid, lethargic, and therefore indigent—totally penniless, needy, destitute, poverty-stricken, disfavored, and impoverished. In this demesne, as they call it, there are hardly any discoveries, inventions, and innovations. Africa is the trailblazer. Some still call it “the dark continent” for the light that flickers under the tunnel is not that of hope, but an approaching train. And because countless keep waiting in the way of the train, millions die and many more remain decapitated by the day.

“It’s amazing how you all sit there and watch yourselves die,” the man next to me said. “Get up and do something about it.”

Brawny, fully bald-headed, with intense, steely eyes, he was as cold as they come. When I first discovered I was going to spend my New Year’s Eve next to him on a non-stop JetBlue flight from Los Angeles to Boston I was angst-ridden. I associate marble-shaven Caucasians with iconoclastic skin-heads, most of who are racist.

“My name is Walter,” he extended his hand as soon as I settled in my seat.

I told him mine with a precautious smile.

“Where are you from?” he asked.

“Zambia.”

“Zambia!” he exclaimed, “Kaunda’s country.”

“Yes,” I said, “Now Sata’s.”

“But of course,” he responded. “You just elected King Cobra as your president.”

My face lit up at the mention of Sata’s moniker. Walter smiled, and in those cold eyes I saw an amenable fellow, one of those American highbrows who shuttle between Africa and the U.S.

“I spent three years in Zambia in the 1980s,” he continued. “I wined and dined with Luke Mwananshiku, Willa Mungomba, Dr. Siteke Mwale, and many other highly intelligent Zambians.” He lowered his voice. “I was part of the IMF group that came to rip you guys off.” He smirked. “Your government put me in a million dollar mansion overlooking a shanty called Kalingalinga. From my patio I saw it all—the rich and the poor, the ailing, the dead, and the healthy.”

“Are you still with the IMF?” I asked.

“I have since moved to yet another group with similar intentions. In the next few months my colleagues and I will be in Lusaka to hypnotize the cobra. I work for the broker that has acquired a chunk of your debt. Your government owes not the World Bank, but us millions of dollars. We’ll be in Lusaka to offer your president a couple of millions and fly back with a check twenty times greater.”

“No, you won’t,” I said. “King Cobra is incorruptible. He is …”

He was laughing. “Says who? Give me an African president, just one, who has not fallen for the carrot and stick.”

Quett Masire’s name popped up.

“Oh, him, well, we never got to him because he turned down the IMF and the World Bank. It was perhaps the smartest thing for him to do.”

At midnight we were airborne. The captain wished us a happy 2012 and urged us to watch the fireworks across Los Angeles.

“Isn’t that beautiful,” Walter said looking down.

From my middle seat, I took a glance and nodded admirably.

“That’s white man’s country,” he said. “We came here on Mayflower and turned Indian land into a paradise and now the most powerful nation on earth. We discovered the bulb, and built this aircraft to fly us to pleasure resorts like Lake Zambia.”

I grinned. “There is no Lake Zambia.”

He curled his lips into a smug smile. “That’s what we call your country. You guys are as stagnant as the water in the lake. We come in with our large boats and fish your minerals and your wildlife and leave morsels—crumbs. That’s your staple food, crumbs. That corn-meal you eat, that’s crumbs, the small Tilapia fish you call Kapenta is crumbs. We the Bwanas (whites) take the cat fish. I am the Bwana and you are the Muntu. I get what I want and you get what you deserve, crumbs. That’s what lazy people get—Zambians, Africans, the entire Third World.”

The smile vanished from my face.

“I see you are getting pissed off,” Walter said and lowered his voice. “You are thinking this Bwana is a racist. That’s how most Zambians respond when I tell them the truth. They go ballistic. Okay. Let’s for a moment put our skin pigmentations, this black and white crap, aside. Tell me, my friend, what is the difference between you and me?”

“There’s no difference.”

“Absolutely none,” he exclaimed. “Scientists in the Human Genome Project have proved that. It took them thirteen years to determine the complete sequence of the three billion DNA subunits. After they were all done it was clear that 99

Exams commences next week and its a dirctive from ASUU lecturers for all school,xd

I am very annoyed.who knows the case of mogaji v. Board of custom excercise, wher market women were beaten and molested for and goods seized without warrant.this was a breach to thier human dignity under section 34 of the constitution as amended.the father shuld be arrested and jailed.

Ur brain has changed from bad to worse(no pun intended).in making reference to nigerian girls,does that means other natives are superior or clean.i was taking with an objective generalization

@ op,use u sense for Christ sake.okay,reverse ur topic to the girls,isn't it the same result

Luvola,nawa u be clown ooooh.u for rate lasu first on the list,nonsense[b][/b]

Tnx

bekay911:
^^ u make sense die.

Bwahhahahahaha,what about the 14 year old girl that akon dry-humped in T&t,lol

@ijogz.Wait a minute,the type of girl u follow actually reflect who u are.for instance,if u were dating sumone like miley cyrus not just any girl off d streets.would u be nagging like this or would the love not be a 50-50 proportion

The great UNIVERSITY OF NIGERIA AND OTHERS follow

The great UNIVERSITY OF NIGERIA AND OTHERS

@rhino,ur profile doesn't make u look like a ibo person,are u multiethical cos seems u acclamitized in a different tribe apart from ur mother tongue.anyway,dispite the delusion of oneness.there still exists iotas of credulous languge discrimination in ours institution of learning,employment,behavoiur,home training, laws but to , mention a few

This ranking is baseless ,has no colour nor shape.geez,how can unn be in tenth.this is one of the most dumb poster topic i have ever seen,imagine fupre?!! By d way, isn't it based on their websites, facilities,research among many others.one guy for here wey dey claim say hes workin at nuc must b vry daft to think he can deceive us.abeg,una neva check webometrics because most of dis fraudster websites just rate any thing as they see it.imagine the lazy agents trying to rate the standard of all universities in the world as if they have been to all.mitchew,how schools there can u compare to d achievements of my alma mater(unn).it came to my notice also that we are local champions cos on d international scene.u guys wuld be hiding.

Pls put me in,my email is collinsreal@live.com

I am much interested.my email is collinsreal@live.com

I am much interested

I am an igbo and i don't like the sentiment my brodas are using, by the way if nigeria doesn't want ti stop tribal semtiment, then lets seperate

sheyguy:
Their problem is pride and false ego.
When Gej rigged thru the east, they claimed to av voted for him, and now that he has failed to protect them they are shy and feel ashamed to express themselves. They will rather support and put trust in a weak under-achieving president than say their mind. Everyone is free to self destruct and die in silence . . . After all na democrazy we dey.

are you guys crazy, i think the winner no matter una bad belle strtegy and games is no doubt LIONEL MESSI

:Di did say this same controversy followed that of Mj before he died.all earthly desire and glory is just vanity.it is just a matter of time b4 she realises this simple fact.

Congrats!!!! To u All

Hmm,let us answer no matter how myopic from d biblical point of view.Answering wit secular rather than God wisdom is totally foolishness

Are u already judging a man of God,for your info.Only 1 with d power of the Holy Ghost can discern

lagerwhenindoubt:
They will perform signs and wonders and even deceive the minds of people, so says the Bible.
We are in the end times are we not, so why wonder when false prophets perform signs and wonders or buy jets or ask you to drop you TV set and Mattress as an tithe offering to God. as if he uses VITAFOAM in heaven

All false preachers and prophets will burn in hell where SATAN will prod there back-orifice with red-hot rods laden with sulfur

Hmm,simply baseless@ abuzola

I laugh when i see narrow-minded deluded guys saying wrong things on d existence of God and doubting.Aint a new thing though, becos even historically, a lot of knowledge scholars and hard-hearted people use their cheap human brain which is very limited but( they don't know becos satan has blinded their eyes)To rationalize everything even those that are beyond them.The bible states that 'the ways of God are not your ways ,neither are ur thoughts his thoughts'.My gospel msg to u rebels who God loves is dat He always gives us enough opportunies while we have d precious chance here on earth.Repent,give ur life to Jesus and be saved.I warn u that whether u believe/not,HEAVEN and HELL is real!! Don't say i wasn't aware,pls