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 Autos › Re: How i saved 30 - 70 Percent of my Daily Fuel Consumption Using Energy Shell 2! by ceah(op): 3:21pm On Jun 12, 2013 |
Dr. Dre:Thank you bro... It's good to know people here use these products as well |
| Autos › Re: How i saved 30 - 70 Percent of my Daily Fuel Consumption Using Energy Shell 2! by ceah(op): 9:28am On Jun 08, 2013 |
MovingTrain: Please tell us the pricing of this product? Thank you..Moving Train. My phone numbers are above. SMS me and i will get back to you with the price bro. Thank you. |
| Autos › Re: How i saved 30 - 70 Percent of my Daily Fuel Consumption Using Energy Shell 2! by ceah(op): 9:26am On Jun 08, 2013 |
KOMBE: This is actually a big fraud as none of these fuel saving devices have worked. Many of them are being advertised but experience has shown that none of them works. MY PEOPLE BEWAREKombe...Why do you talk about what you dont know. That you have used another product and didnt give you result doesnt mean that another doesnt work. With ppl like you the space ship will never be invented. === all it does is lock the molecular clusters, reduce combustion level and as a result it burn slowly. I bet you dont understand any of what i have explained above...and i believe you didnt even read the brief. Peace... |
| Autos › Re: How i saved 30 - 70 Percent of my Daily Fuel Consumption Using Energy Shell 2! by ceah(op): 6:48pm On Jun 07, 2013 |
Elegant154: Please how much is the product and how can I get it, I stay in Ibadan. Expecting ur answer please.Send me an SMS with your number with reference to your msg on this Thread and i will reply. my numbers are: 0802 362 6089 or 0809 362 6089 |
| Autos › Re: How i saved 30 - 70 Percent of my Daily Fuel Consumption Using Energy Shell 2! by ceah(op): 9:24am On Jun 07, 2013 |
honeric01: Can small generators be used with the energy shell too because someone asked?Definitely bro but preferable for Big Gen/vehicle that use lots of fuel. But With Small Gen you can save upto 70 percent of your fuel consumption. |
| Autos › Re: How i saved 30 - 70 Percent of my Daily Fuel Consumption Using Energy Shell 2! by ceah(op): 7:35pm On Jun 02, 2013 |
If you would like the Energy Shell you can contact Ceah - 0802 362 6089 Physical Address @ Ilupeju - Lagos. Call for Full Address |
| Autos › Re: How i saved 30 - 70 Percent of my Daily Fuel Consumption Using Energy Shell 2! by ceah(op): 10:10am On May 30, 2013 |
honeric01: I happen to own of the products and the result i have witnessed so far is massive. up till now i am yet to get over the amazement. you can do your research to know more about these products and the company.Thanks for the comment. it's good to know that someone else got testimony on this product  |
| Autos › Re: How i saved 30 - 70 Percent of my Daily Fuel Consumption Using Energy Shell 2! by ceah(op): 7:00pm On May 29, 2013 |
speed001: Hmmmm. How does it really work. I need more detailed explanationBro. It's very Simple, you just need to clamp it on the feed hose of your vehicle or generator set.The pic attached here is an example. 1 Like
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| Autos › Re: How i saved 30 - 70 Percent of my Daily Fuel Consumption Using Energy Shell 2! by ceah(op): 6:17pm On May 29, 2013*. Modified: 2:00pm On Jun 02, 2013 |
That's Simply Amazing!!! |
| Politics › Re: What Meaningful Thing Has Jonathan Done Since He Resumed Office ? by ceah(op): 11:33pm On May 25, 2013 |
Oboi: I do not really care! That's one thing almost every Nigerian wants, things cannot be done as soon as it is declared! Jonathan is trying to stop corruption and that is the BIGGEST problem in Nigeria, with corruption our roads will still be bad our electricity will still be low. Nigeria has the technology but we can't KEEP the technology. We have the electricity but people NEPA people want money they cut you off for what they didn't even give you! So Jonathan had tried an electricity stuffs to add constant electricity but I can still tell it failed. You see the more your rush the lower the country goes! Atleast there's something Nigeria has, it's the best oil producing company in Africa! Which means basically Nigeria is somehow the richest country in Africa!Trying to....what a phrase!!! |
| Politics › Re: Jonathanian A New Nigerian English Word By Nasir El Rufai by ceah(op): 11:28pm On May 25, 2013 |
Biggoozz: This is to ridiculous to believe, but OP, you need to put up the source.The source is El Rufai's FB page. |
| Autos › Re: How i saved 30 - 70 Percent of my Daily Fuel Consumption Using Energy Shell 2! by ceah(op): 9:51am On May 21, 2013*. Modified: 5:55pm On Jun 18, 2013 |
The Amezcua Energy Shell 2 The Amezcua Energy Shell was formally known as Amezcua Shower Shell. It was re-branded when the field of applications extended beyond clipping it to domestic shower, wash hand basin tap and domestic water connection to washing machines (dish or clothes). Its application has extended to vehicles, trucks, power generators and even installation on gas cylinders to further improve fuel combustion from between 30 to 70 Percent efficiency . It is on these latter applications that The Amezcua Energy Shell 2 Review is based. It has a 15 year expiry period . Now with Energy shell 2 you can assume you are buying fuel for as low as half the price others are buying. The Amezcua Energy Shell 2 as Applicable to Water and Fuel The Amezcua Energy Shell restores the molecular structure of the fuel or any liquid or gas to its original state, thereby improving the efficiency of the fuel, liquid or gas. It provides you with energy enhanced fuel when used to energize your fuel, thereby improving the burning efficiency. Manufactured from pure aluminum, the Amezcua Energy Shell 2 produces the same positive energy as the popular Amezcua Bio Disc. The result… instantly energized fuel! Hence cost reduction in fuel consumption. Apart from saving you between 30 to 70 Percent on fuel consumption (depending on the load), it also reduces the pollution from your power generators or vehicles considerably. Your vehicle or power generator becomes environment friendly. There is no known side effect but there is the tendency not to service the engines of your vehicles or generators as at when due because the engine oil does not get dirty as fast as when you did not install the Amezcua Energy Shell 2. Individuals as well as Big Organisation have used the Amezcua Energy Shell 2 and Confessed to the Potency."Women Mirror, Ayobo, Generator Department" is one of such organisation. Their Report within one day shows that they were able to save more than 45 Percent the very First Time of use which definitely will increase overtime.Imagine spending less than 50 percent of what you use to spend on Fuel - That's Simply Amazing!!! If you would like the Energy Shell you can contact Ceah - 0802 362 6089 or ceahy2k@gmail.com 1 Like |
| Autos › How i saved 30 - 70 Percent of my Daily Fuel Consumption Using Energy Shell 2! by ceah(op): 8:48am On May 21, 2013*. Modified: 10:12pm On Jun 13, 2013 |
Strange but Real, tested personally and can be vouched for: Before Now, my church used to buy 900 litres of diesel daily for our CAT600KVA and MBH365KVA generators until this product was introduced to us bu a church member. Initially, we were not sure of what this product was likely to do to help us limit our fuel consumption until it was tested. The Engineering department bought the product and had it fixed according to the specification to our two generators. To our greatest surprise, 900 litres of diesel last 9 hours 30 min before but with the product, we were able to save more than 45 percent of our fuel consumption. This happen between 5th of may and 7th of may and ever since then, the story has remained the same. I believe this product is very important to Nigerians be it "rich" or "small" as long as you use fuel in any form: Be it a Car Owner, Small Generator Owner, Big Generator Owners, Gas Consumer. Anything liquid because this product works with anything liquid with no side effect. This is no fairy tale, this is real. The Product is called the Energy Shell. 1 Like
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| Politics › Re: To Accuse Amaechi Of Insubordination Is Rubbish; GEJ Isn't His Boss - David-west by ceah(op): 6:29pm On May 20, 2013 |
dinachi: Even If Tam David west is a devil advocate, can you fault his argument? If you cant then shut up! You have nothing to offer. Amaechi dosent have his time, neither does he have Amaechis time. This particular fact proves the mans motive is completely altruistic! Some of believe everything is done for money, not so sir!Are you listening to those Jonathanian... Thank You Bro...  |
| Politics › Re: To Accuse Amaechi Of Insubordination Is Rubbish; GEJ Isn't His Boss - David-west by ceah(op): 2:37pm On May 19, 2013 |
I Totally Agree... |
| Politics › To Accuse Amaechi Of Insubordination Is Rubbish; GEJ Isn't His Boss - David-west by ceah(op): 1:53pm On May 19, 2013 |
The Professor of Virology in an interview said what is playing out in his home state was not only “unfortunate, but disgraceful, embarrassing and scandalous, not only to Rivers but to the entire country.” Commenting on the face-off between President Goodluck Jonathan and Governor Rotimi Amaech, he said, the president is surrounded by those who would not tell him the truth. According to him, “Time will come when he will realise that the people around him are sycophants. Give them money; they say one thing today and another thing tomorrow. I know people who are taking money from him, but he will realise they are not his friends or brothers. I pray that God should open the eyes of Jonathan to know the good, bad and ugly; to know those who are helping him and those who are feeding on him.” Speaking further, he said, “What is happening in Rivers is a great disgrace. He (Jonathan) has no business chasing Amaechi. If Amaechi is not performing well, I will be the first to criticise him. Why not? I have criticised 14 governors before him, so what is so special about him that if he is doing badly I cannot criticise him. And why I criticise is that I have freedom against fear. Nobody or government can frighten me.” When asked why it seems the presidency was against the governor, the outspoken academician said, it was hard to tell but stressed that the latter has performed well in office and deserves commendation rather than the present treatmen that is being meted out to him. “If the current problem with Amaechi is that he is not performing, I will say Jonathan, congratulations. If the current problem with Amaechi is because he is corrupt, I will say Jonathan, I congratulate you 10 times. If the controversy is because security is down in Rivers, I will say Jonathan I congratulate you 100 times. Right now, Jonathan, I don’t congratulate you at all. I say shame on you because you are not doing what is expected of you as a President.” “If we go by proportion, say Jonathan take what you have done in any area at the national level, and take what Amaechi has done as governor of Rivers in that area, Amaechi scored better in education, health, security; the governor scored one million times better. In Rivers before now, security was bad. In Port Harcourt, which is a garden city of joy, nobody was going out. Amaechi stopped all that. Now you can go out in Port Harcourt and stay till anytime.” Tracing the root of the problem, David-west said that “The president’s problem with Amaechi came first because of the Minister of State for Education, Nyesom Wike. This is sad. Wike is one of Amaechi’s closest friends. They were so close that Amaechi made him Chief of Staff. If Amaechi didn’t want Wike to be minister, he could have blocked it.” On reports that Amaechi has been showing signs of insubordination to the President, the professor dismissed such claims. “That is rubbish. Insubordination to who? Is Jonathan his boss?” he asked. “ Jonathan is the President of Nigeria and Amaechi is the governor of Rivers. The Constitution is clear. If Amaechi is showing signs of insubordination, what about Tam David-West who has been criticising you? Why don’t you say I’m insubordinate? You are a citizen and I am a citizen. We have equal rights in the Constitution. You happen to be, by accident, my President.” “Jonathan should get this clear, Amaechi is not his subordinate. Amaechi is a principled, stubborn person. Any person who is principled and knows his onus would be stubborn. He cannot be tossed here and there,” he said http://dailypost.com.ng/2013/05/19/to-accuse-amaechi-of-insubordination-is-rubbish-jonathan-is-not-his-boss-david-west/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=to-accuse-amaechi-of-insubordination-is-rubbish-jonathan-is-not-his-boss-david-west&utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter 3 Likes |
| Politics › King Jona's Miracle - By Pius Adesanmi (A Master Piece) by ceah(op): 12:28am On May 09, 2013 |
KING JONA'S MIRACLE - By Pius Adesanmi And it came to pass that on the fiftieth year of the slavery of the tribe of the owners-of-black-gold-but-hewers-of-stone in the deep south, God gave ear to their cries and hearkened. And there was a man named Jona the teacher who was of the house of Fedora. And God came upon Jona in a dream and saith: “lo, I have seen the affliction of your people whose black gold hath been stolen these past fifty years to build other peoples’ tents to the north of the river; I have heard the cries of your people on account of their taskmasters from the desert. Indeed, I know their sufferings and I have come down to deliver them from bondage and to place on their tongues the milk and honey that floweth out of the abundance of their land for the first time in their lives. So, come, I will send you to the city by the Rock in the land of the taskmasters of the desert and place you on the great throne from whence cometh all power.” And Jona fell on his face and saith: “my Lord and my God. Be it done to me according to thine will.” And the word of the Lord came to pass and Jona the teacher was indeed placed on the throne of power after death hath looked upon King Yarus of the tribe of the desert taskmasters who had gone to seek healing from the descendants of Ishmael in the land of Arabia. And there was great rejoicing among the tribe of the owners-of-black-gold-but-hewers-of-stone in the deep south for the hour of their redemption is indeed come. And they lifted up their eyes unto the mountains and sang: We have overcome We have overcome We have overcome today Oh deep in our hearts We do believe We have overcome today And their leader, a fiery patriarch called Clarkodemus, saith unto the desert taskmasters of yore: “touch not Jona my anointed for who God hath blessed no man can curse!” And after the new King Jona had burnt a thousand offerings, the Lord appeared to him in a dream and saith: “because thou hast found favour in mine eyes and art now king, ask whatever you want and it shall be granted unto thee.” And King Jona did obeissance and saith: “my Lord and my God, great indeed is thy faithfulness. You have been kind to me your servant by making me king and to my people in the deep south by giving us dominion over the black gold of our earth that was taken away for fifty years by our taskmasters from the desert. Therefore, I would have asked of thee wisdom and a discerning heart to rule over this 160 million people; I would have asked of thee knowledge to distinguish between right and wrong but, unfortunately, King Solomon already asked for all these things so many years ago before me.” “My lord and my God, being my own man, I do not want to copy the requests of King Solomon. Seeing that my people in the deep south have suffered and never made merry in fifty years, I ask that you grant unto me, my wife, and the guardian-warriors of the black gold of my people the years of Methuselah whereupon we may live forever to make merry and recover the locust years we lost to our taskmasters from the north. Grant unto me the wisdom to make merry with the shekels that cometh out of the abundance of black gold in the land of my fathers. Let my mouth sayeth unto my servants: bring forth musicians to play the horn, flute, zither, lyre, harp and all kinds of music for that which was taken by our taskmasters in the north has been rendered unto us tenfold. King Solomon asked for wisdom. As for me and my household, we have decided to make merry.” And the Lord saith unto Jona the King: “thou seeketh the shekels of thine inheritance to make merry?” And Jona the King replied: “we shall also buy the best robes for our guests and we shall put rings on their hands and shoes on their feet. We shall kill the fatted calf and buy the best wine from the bridegroom’s store in the land of Cana And we shall say unto our guests: rejoice and be glad for that which was taken from us hath been restored” And the Lord cast King Jona away from His presence. Whereupon King Jona’s heart hardened. Foolishness and pride took dominion over his mind. And he sent forth for all the guardian-warriors of the black gold from the land of his fathers and saith: “come thou now into the kingdom of this world and partake of the bounties which hath been added unto our inheritance. Thine bellies shall be the bellies of our people. Whatever thou eateth shall be considered eaten by our people.” And the guardian-warriors of black gold who hath lived by the sword and by blood in the creeks and the bushes made haste to the city by the rock. One was called Tompolus the Mighty and the other was called Asarius the Ijawmite. And they came into King Jonah’s presence and did obeisance. Whereupon great joy is come unto King Jona’s heart upon seeing his brothers. And the king saith unto the guardian-warriors: “brothers, I welcome thee into our inheritance. Look at this great city by the rock, look northward and southward, look westward and eastward, all that you see was built with our black gold and upon our backs by our taskmasters of yore. Now eat and let us make merry for that which was taken from us hath been restored tenfold.” And there was great rejoicing among King Jona and his brothers from the creek, Asarius and Tompolus. And they invited the palace servants to partake of the great feast. One was Orontus and the other was Renokrim, also of the creeks. One was Dokupemus, a moneychanger who hath robbed people in the land of the farmers in the middlelands and the traders in the east before he found favor with King Jona as a trumpeter. The other was Reuben the Ogunite, a junior trumpeter to Dokupemus. And when their bellies hath filled with food and wine, Dokupemus and Reuben cried forth and saith unto the assembly of King Jona and his brothers from the creek: “though we come from the land of the merrymakers to the west, it is meet that we spit on the land of our forbears and adopt your land. The gods of your creeks shall be our gods and the ancestors of your creeks shall be our ancestors.” And it pleased King Jona and Asarius and Tompolus what they heard from these two servants whereupon King Jona saith: “Dokupemus and Reuben my humble servants, our gods shall be your gods and our ancestors shall be your ancestors.” And they made merry. And nights passed. And mornings came. And life got worse for the tribe of the owners-of-black gold-but-hewers-of stone in the deep south even with their son as king; and nothing changed for the other people all over the rest of the land. And when a great famine and pestilence came upon the land, the people of the creeks became agitated and cried up to their son King Jona: “give us bread and shekels.” And King Jona rent his clothes in anger and saith: “lo, you people of the creeks, for three years now I have killed the fatted calf for our guardian warriors, Tompolus and Asarius. Their bellies are your bellies. Whatever they eat into their own bellies is sufficient unto the people. I have given Tompolus dominion over the waters and unto Asarius I have given billions of shekels.” And nights passed. And mornings came. And the people of the creek were hungry still. And they came unto King Jona their son and saith: “give us bread and shekels and water that we may wet our parched throats.” Whereupon King Jona saith unto his people: “Lo, I still feed Tompolus and Asarius. Their bellies are thine bellies. When they feed, thou art fed. When they drink, thine thirst disappears. Go now in peace.” And nights passed. And mornings came. And the people of the creek were hungry still. But in the fourth year of King Jona’s reign, he sent his servants forth into the creeks with a message for the people. And King Jona’s servants went to the creeks and saith unto the people: “lo, the time is come to choose a new King for the great throne of the land in the city by the rock. Behold the evil taskmasters to the north, the greedy traders to east, and the lousy merrymakers to the west covet the throne of our son, King Jona. It is meet that we come together to secure the throne of our brother who hath fed two great bellies in the last four years. For he took our brothers Tompolus and Asarius out of the creeks and bushes and made moneychangers of them. And when they fed, the people fed, when they drank, the people drank, for their bellies are the people’s belly. Let not our enemies to the east and to the west and to the north visit iniquities upon our inheritance. And one poor fisherman who hath seen years and suffering rose and saith: “lo, it is true indeed that our son hath been King in the last four years but pray, how doth the food and the wine move from the bellies of Asarius and Tompolus into my belly? For I have known hunger in the last four years of King Jona our son like I knew hunger under our taskmasters from the north.” And great anger is come upon the servants of King Jona. Whereupon they called their centurions and saith: “take this ungrateful fisherman and cast him into the lions’ den. For he knoweth not that the hunger you suffereth in the hands of your son is sweeter than than the hunger you suffereth in the hands of strangers. He knoweth not that the thirst inflicted on you by your brother is sweeter than the thirst inflicted by strangers. He knoweth not that when two of us eat, like brothers Tompolus and Asarius are eating from the table of our great King Jona, even so the multitudes are automatically fed, for their stomachs are the stomach of the people. Cast this fisherman away and let it be said that though the Nazarene son of a carpenter fed the multitude with five loaves of bread and two fish, our King Jona hath performed a greater miracle these past four years for he fed only two bellies and the whole creek was fed. So let it be written, so let it be done.” |
| Politics › Re: Buhari Ready To Step-Down For Better Candidate by ceah(m): 11:00pm On May 03, 2013 |
Sai Buhari 2015...  |
| Christianity Etc › Theist Student Vs Atheist Professor - The Great Arguement... by ceah(op): 6:55pm On Apr 22, 2013 |
Professor : You are a Christian, aren’t you, son ? Student : Yes, sir. Professor: So, you believe in GOD ? Student : Absolutely, sir. Professor : Is GOD good ? Student : Sure. Professor: Is GOD all powerful ? Student : Yes. Professor: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to GOD to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But GOD didn’t. How is this GOD good then? Hmm? (Student was silent.) Professor: You can’t answer, can you ? Let’s start again, young fella. Is GOD good? Student : Yes. Professor: Is satan good ? Student : No. Professor: Where does satan come from ? Student : From … GOD … Professor: That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world? Student : Yes. Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it ? And GOD did make everything. Correct? Student : Yes. Professor: So who created evil ? (Student did not answer.) Professor: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they? Student : Yes, sir. Professor: So, who created them ? (Student had no answer.) Professor: Science says you have 5 Senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son, have you ever seen GOD? Student : No, sir. Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your GOD? Student : No , sir. Professor: Have you ever felt your GOD, tasted your GOD, smelt your GOD? Have you ever had any sensory perception of GOD for that matter? Student : No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t. Professor: Yet you still believe in Him? Student : Yes. Professor : According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says your GOD doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son? Student : Nothing. I only have my faith. Professor: Yes, faith. And that is the problem Science has. Student : Professor, is there such a thing as heat? Professor: Yes. Student : And is there such a thing as cold? Professor: Yes. Student : No, sir. There isn’t. (The lecture theater became very quiet with this turn of events.) Student : Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it. (There was pin-drop silence in the lecture theater.) Student : What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness? Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness? Student : You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light. But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and its called darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it is, well you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you? Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man ? Student : Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed. Professor: Flawed ? Can you explain how? Student : Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good GOD and a bad GOD. You are viewing the concept of GOD as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey? Professor: If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do. Student : Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir? (The Professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going.) Student : Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor. Are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher? (The class was in uproar.) Student : Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain? (The class broke out into laughter. ) Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir? (The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable.) Professor: I guess you’ll have to take them on faith, son. Student : That is it sir … Exactly ! The link between man & GOD is FAITH. That is all that keeps things alive and moving. P.S. I believe you have enjoyed the conversation. And if so, you’ll probably want your friends / colleagues to enjoy the same, won’t you? Forward this to increase their knowledge … or FAITH. By the way, that student was EINSTEIN. ================================================================== It was shared by a Friend. I decided to share it with Nairalanders. Let the Arguement Begin Gbagaun...FrontPage!
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| Politics › Re: We Want Amnesty, N-delta Oil Bunkerers Tell FG by ceah(op): 8:25am On Apr 22, 2013 |
mekaboy: I need to form my own group sharp sharp. Like play like play, FG go grant them amnesty.Mekaboy Kidnappers Association... |
| Politics › Re: We Want Amnesty, N-delta Oil Bunkerers Tell FG by ceah(op): 3:52pm On Apr 21, 2013 |
everybody wants amnesty.... |
| Politics › Re: We Want Amnesty, N-delta Oil Bunkerers Tell FG by ceah(op): 11:31pm On Apr 20, 2013 |
I also need amnesty for posting this message on Nairaland.... |
| Politics › We Want Amnesty, N-delta Oil Bunkerers Tell FG by ceah(op): 11:01pm On Apr 20, 2013 |
OIL bunkerers and illegal refinery operators in Niger-Delta, Saturday, demanded for amnesty and reparation from the Federal Government for them to stop oil theft in the region. They said in a statement by their spokesperson, White Tamana, obtained by Sunday Vanguard, that their call was sequel to the on-going arrangement by government to grant amnesty to members of the terrorist Islamic sect, Boko Haram. http://www.vanguardngr.com/2013/04/we-want-amnesty-n-delta-oil-bunkerers-tell-fg/ |
| Education › Primary School Good Old Days by ceah(op): 11:01am On Apr 19, 2013 |
YOU TRULY GREW UP IN NIGERIA IF YOU SANG OR STILL REMEMBER ANY OF THESE LYRICS: -O Singo Osingo, Praise The Lord (Oh Sing, Oh Sing, Praise The Lord). -Whereva u go...gogogongo! Whereva uv bn...sisieko! Do not say yess when u mean to say no...baba ibadan (or baba jollof rice)! -Arise o COMPASSION Nigeria SCORE LOBEYY -Jangilova Epo Motor (Jingle Over Like A Motor) -Sandalili Sandalili (Standard Living) -Not Iya Iya O!' rather it's 'E I E I O'. -“Two black birds sitting on the wall Nwannem Peter Nwannem Paul“ (One Named Peter & One Named Peter) -I pledge to Nigeria my country, to be faithful loyal and honest, to serve Nigeria is NOT BY FORCE. Then during intervals in the national anthem you would say ''Tambolo Go Bite Me''. -Youth Obey The Clarion Call, Let Us Lift (Sell) Our Nation High (Now) NYSC National Anthem...LOL! -Rain, Rain Go Away Come Again Another Day... -John Bull My Son I Sent You To School You Don't Know How To Spell Your Name. -Now That Day Is Over, Sky Is... -Ba ba ba ba ship have you any wood? (Baa baa black sheep, have you any wool?) -Ise Logun Ise Mura Si Ise Ore Mi (Yoruba) -All Things Bright And Beautiful And Creature Great & Small... -Aronplein Is Coming (Aeroplane Is Coming) -Boju Boju, O! Alaronbo, O! E Paramo, Shekin Shi? Mati Shi, ShiShiShin Shi!! Hiaaaa! LOL! (Yoruba) -After Round One, Original Panadol Extra, Won Tun Gbe De. Gbeesh! -Arise o COMPASSION, Nigeria's call obey, DUSA our father's land... -Daddy Is Coming, OYOYO!!!! -FELIX NO FIT DANCE, FELIX NO FIT DANCE, FELIX NO FIT DEM Come SAY FELIX FIT DANCE. -Drink palm wine, drink palm wine... (Deep and wide, deep and wide, There's a fountain flowing deep and wide). -Move Bich, Gerrouda Way. -Our father, two times eleven, hello be thy name, thy kin dom com...... lol! (Or: Our Father in heaven, I don't know your name!) -Day by day dear lord o this three three thy way.. To see the more dearly, lor the more dearly,follow the more dearly day by day...eh..eh eh..Amen. -One two BULKLE my shoe, 3, 4, Knock At The Door...5,6 pick up sticks, 7,8 lay them straight 9,10 the big fat hen, 11,12 run to school and don't be late!!! -Hip, hip, hip, mother hip, mother hip.. mother hipopo.. Pio pio mother hipopo and tm tm mother hippopotamus, hippo potamus..!!! -Now da day is over, night is dowhmmm eeehn shadow of dat spirit, still across..... -Twinkle twinkle little star, uuuur urur ur yoh yoh hmm yoh little ..Like ur father in the pot... -Who say we no go win o... Fire Catapult fire hin mama... Fire -"Kosafusa than one" (" To serve with heart and might "  -This old man, he played one, he played nik nak on my door with a niknak 'badiwark' give a dog a bone, this old man came rolling home. -Motto jam police, akara mama troway, e no go better for you....Big belle dey come, anoda sisi dey go, if she born pikin dem go call bombom boy. bom bom bomboy! -Holiday is coming holiday is coming, no more teachers bread no more morning bell goodbye teachers goodbye SHOLA i am going to spend my jolly holiday... -O show me da we ti go ho..A taya aweti boti je... (O show me the way to go home..I'm tired,I want to go to bed.. -A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K ELEMENO P,Q INSTEAD OF L,M,N,O. -The day is bright, is bright and fair, O happy day of joy MAMA JOLLOF RICE! (Or: d day is bright. Its bright n fele fele. Oh hapi dele dele. Day of joyo joyo 2x. Oh hapi day of joy ,mama jeloof rice) -Arise o compa, Tambolo go bite you, Nigeria's call o, Tortoise go bite you. -Mama Papa school no dey, Wetin happen, Our teacher dey soak garri for house, Which kain garri, Ijebu garri, cele water, deeper life groundnut, Catholic sugar. -There's a river in africa, Nile, Niger, Fininga (Senegal River), Congo, Orange a Hipopo (Limpopo River), Zambezi If you say yes you are out of the game. -The neighbours of our hero's path, shall never be in vain, tu sa tu sa our mind...... -O Maggi oh Maggi, When shall I see Maggi (Home again home again, When shall I see my home). Good Old days: Saw this on Facebook and decided to share... |
| Politics › Re: Documentary On Poverty And Corruption In Nigeria by ceah(m): 7:25am On Apr 16, 2013 |
Why is this topic still in page 2 ? |
| Politics › Re: Jonathanian A New Nigerian English Word By Nasir El Rufai by ceah(op): 5:51pm On Mar 30, 2013 |
omenka: Nah, you are the one pissing on yourself with this kind of english. |
| Politics › Re: Jonathanian A New Nigerian English Word By Nasir El Rufai by ceah(op): 11:21pm On Mar 27, 2013 |
eggheaders: no ooo.another comrade but shares his biases.good to know... |
| Politics › Re: "Jonathanian" - A New Nigerian- English Word. by ceah(m): 7:26pm On Mar 27, 2013 |
PointB....just like you are china fake product.... @op...i created one earlier already https://www.nairaland.com/1238342/jonathanian-new-nigerian-english-word |
| Politics › Re: Jonathanian A New Nigerian English Word By Nasir El Rufai by ceah(op): 6:07pm On Mar 27, 2013 |
eggheaders: it can also be defined as abetting of corruption.and eating 1 million naira worth of food per day.EggHeader...Are you same as Egghead on twitter... The Jonathanian are viewing and running...  |
| Politics › Re: Jonathanian A New Nigerian English Word By Nasir El Rufai by ceah(op): 5:08pm On Mar 27, 2013 |
Where is the King of Jonathanian on this Forum - Insincere9gerian....? |
