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Ask Mrs Jonathan, lol

They have all joined either mend or boko haram,

Don't you just miss him in the house,

Cabalocrazy: govt of the cabal, by the cabal, for the cabals.

Govt of the cabal, by the cabal, for the cabal - cabalocrazy,

Where is the Seun that Started this Topic, ?

Are you planning to start Nairaland Church ?

We all know you to be an Atheist,

I am waiting and watching you keenly,

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Mr. President you tell us to tighten our belt, biaa…whush belt you sef tight? I know how many cuts I am personally going to take in order to keep my own business afloat just because you have increased Fuel, I have even had to cut my weekend groove and drinks but I am sure you are currently passed out from a night of drinks as I write this. Abi na lie?  Ideally, I should question you about the budget but I will let my other big brothers and sisters who use big English have their turn with you on that.

vinceobe:
I know where you are coming from. That is problem  with ilks like you that  refused to go away.  They do not read and do research.  They only read one paper from a section of the press and make up their opinion based on that. Have you ever read the Nigerian Constitution. Read it and then get educated on the offences that  are impeachable.  Do you impeach a President for implementing the party programmes, though painful?   Elements like you do not appreciate counter opinions.  Any opinion counter to their myopic and jaundiced views are taken in bitter taste. Any sensible and educated person that reads my post will appreciate my logical views on Pastor Bakare. You do not expect me to share your myopic views on Pastor Tunde Bakare, do you?  Dunces like you blatantly refused to  see anything beyond their noses. The most pathetic part of this situation is that you will live in this fool's paradise until you grow up. I sympathise with you. Cherio.

Easy, dont kill each other , lol

Goodluck You have done well. Appointing an Indicted Bigot, Boko Haram are popping champagne, let nobody tell me that Goodluck is being sabotaged, Appointing a religious bigot to fight Boko Haram. We deserve the leaders we get. Someone recommended twice for sack for bombings and killings. Boko Haram Congrats u ve officially taken over Nigeria

9jafreak:
[size=17pt]Please DO NOT LET the Western Powers kill Tunde Bakare like they did :

Thomas Sankara, Patrice Lumumba, Amílcar Cabral, Martin Luther King Jr.

Please just do a quick WIKIPEDIA of these four men and you'll see that Africans, we have been so stup!d allowing our minor differences to allow the REAL ENEMY INFILTRATE our camps and DIVIDE US Asunder

Nigerians we MUST UNITE against the White Man's Mission to Keep Africa always in bondage, slavery and divided over petty matters that'll stall developments.

Throw off your tribalism. If God has given us somebody/people with a burning passion for the Masses, please let's embrace him/them!
please THINK Africans THINK![/size]

Thx bro,

A wonderful Piece , is The guy from Niger Delta, The Name sounds so

Lwkmd

Koikoi:
This Pastor is very popular from what I've seen and heard. My wonder right now though is why he lost the last election to GEJ. Maybe he should just hold his peace for now and test his popularity again next time rather than fraudulently jumping the gun by campaigning before time.

You mean he should Watch The looters loot and keep watching till 2015 without Helping out, so The republican should keep quiet till The next election while they allow Obama to destroy The economy, intellectual deficiency 

Letter to Mr. President

 

Dear Mr.  President,

How are you today?  I trust you are well? Well why wouldn’t you be? You are eating 1 million naira a meal per day, so yes! I am sure you must be in excellent and robust health. 

How is the Dame and the children, the baby-mama and aunty Didi (oops, sorry people didn’t know you two had some connection? Sorry it was a slip, it will happen a lot in this letter. Oh and let me apologize in advance, my mouth sharp oo)? I am sure the home front is good? Right! Let’s get down to some crucial matters. These are matters that concern our great beloved country.

Guy, YOU DRINK?

Why is Boko Haram terrorizing the North? Bombs going off by the day and you haven’t done a thing about it? Instead, you are busy reading out your copy and paste speeches? Wetin na?? Speaking of speeches; let’s take a quick look at the last one; the one for Kano.

In which seven persons were confirmed dead and others wounded. Among the seven persons killed in the incident was a reporter with Channels Television in Kano, Mr. Enenche Akogwu. – 7 people?? In whush Kano?? Kano in Nigeria fa? And it was 7 people?? Issokay!!! Hell is Real ooo…
President Jonathan who said he was greatly saddened by the incident which  led to the loss of lives of innocent Nigerians - Really?? It took you 24 bloody hours to respond o. Oh sorry, you were too sad, you need composure abi?
 Pledged to get to the root of the incident while assuring the management and staff of Channels Television which lost its Kano-based correspondent and indeed all Nigerians; that those behind these acts of terrorism would be made to face the full wrath of the law. – *snores* Sorry I dozed off, I didn’t realize you where still talking. This law that has wrath, me I haven’t seen it? Biko please Uncle, bring it quick.
 And assured all journalists that “the Federal Government will continue to partner with the media in a robust and patriotic manner in the drive to build, institute and sustain the administration’s transformational values and programmes for our dear country  and indeed Nigerians. – should we name all the journalists that have been killed in this country? Let’s move on dear sir.
The President further commended the media for its historic role in protecting constitutional democracy and the rule of Law in Nigeria - shamelessly quoting RSVP.  Uncle Reubens, I see you o.
 As a responsible Government, we will not fold our hands and watch enemies of democracy, for that is what these mindless killers are, perpetrate unprecedented evil in our land. – Bwaaaaaahhhhhhaaaa, ya funny Mr. President. I wish you read this out, I would have loved to see your face. Lmao.
 

But guy you fall my hand dangerously o ahaha!!

You didn’t even add any new words, same old story, same old speech I have heard all my life. Is there like a default book of speeches that your people just refer to and just pick words out when you have a 7 min speech?

Now I am a little confused? Can you help me out? I don’t get it. I mean c’mon even Mugabe is well into his 80’s and is still seen to have control over his country; and mind you, he is one of the most “Lambasted & Lampooned” presidents in the world!

Fuel Subsidy: Mr. President Do you actually know what fuel subsidy is? I mean really do you know? And not what aunty Didi, Big Mummy Ngozi and Uncle Lamido told you. You want us to trust you, yet you can’t even honour your own word. Oga mi, this thing nor good o. you tell me in each speech of how you feel my pain. Sorry but Mr. President with all due respect, you DO NOT FEEL MY PAIN! I am probably still one of the few people that belong to this “middle class” but yet, I feel the hardship; so stop telling me you feel my pain cos my dear sir you certainly don’t. 

Mr. President you tell us to tighten our belt, biaa…whush belt you sef tight? I know how many cuts I am personally going to take in order to keep my own business afloat just because you have increased Fuel, I have even had to cut my weekend groove and drinks but I am sure you are currently passed out from a night of drinks as I write this. Abi na lie?  Ideally, I should question you about the budget but I will let my other big brothers and sisters who use big English have their turn with you on that.

You are living in a Utopia world Mr. President alongside Reno Omokri, David Mark, Oronto Douglas, Labaran Maku, Emeka Wogu, DAM, SLS, NOI, Ringim and Ogar. Your worlds are quite far from our own realities, your nose seem permanently stuck in the air and the rest of them can’t get their faces away from your behind because its stuck kissing it. Uncle Jona, until you are ready to actually feel our pain, STOP SAYING IT! Have you visited these places up north that are been blown up? (Oh yes, you appeared in Kano on Sunday as part of you publicity stunt to show you “feel our pain”) or do you just rely on what your arse-kissers tell you? Guy rise from your drunken state and just do sonetin na.

Mr. President I felt very insulted when your ministers & co said that we youths that gathered are a paid crowd and we got paid ₦500 + pure water.

₦500?? A whole me!! So you are saying Chude Jideonwo, Kola Oyeneyin, ‘Gbenga Sesan, Funmi Iyanda, ‘Yemi Adamolekun, Omojuwa, StanVito, Yomi Badejo-Okunsanya, Akintunde Oyebode, Kathleen Ndongmo, Tolu Ogunlesi, Kunle Durojaiye, Seun Kuti, Yadoma, Dawisu, ‘Deji Ashiru-Balogun, The Ogwuegbu clan and a whole heap of others. Most of whom I can beat my chest and say they are honest hardworking men and women of society got paid ₦500? Are we so cheap abi we resemble paid crowd for una eye?

You blame twitter for your woes, Maku is worried that we insult you daily, Mr. President, may I remind you that you actually insult millions of Nigerians daily? Your friends at ‘Neighbour 2 Neighbour’ put advert for you saying you may not leave us good roads or power but you won’t leave us in debt. Hiaan!! Debt!! Uncle Jona nor bi insult bi this?? Err…is that why we are here?? Ahaha!! 

Mr. President, I ask you to change your ways for the better, we don’t like this dictator style you are pulling; may I remind you 2011 was a bad year for dictators and the trend will carry on this year. I ask you to ‘Man Up’. You claim you are the nation’s C-in-C, well bloody act like it. Stop acting like you are a puppet, like you are being controlled or afraid. Stop attacking the innocent ones, deal with Boko Haram. Stop looking for people committing treachery just because we march the streets, guy e go shock you say we go enter streets again o.

Uncle Jona, you may see this letter as “an act of treason”, quite frankly, I don’t care. It is ok, come and pick me up. I am tired seeing suffering; I am tired of managing this country. This is a country and we the YOUTHS intend to get it back. We want a Country that WORKS. I expect to hear from you soon sir and we hope it is positive sir.

Mr. President, My name is Aninoritse Odeli-Serrano and I AM A NIGERIAN!! 

 Regards,

Odeli-Serrano, Aninoritse

http://ynaija.com/an-open-letter-to-the-president-i-am-tired-of-managing-this-country/


Cant stop laughing,

diluminati:
Some of my favorite pet names for the president are:

Goofluck, Sadluck, Gaffeluck, and Jonatrash.

whats yours?

Do you know this is why they are saying they will charge Bakare for Treason?

You should be ready for Treason charges from Beaf et al,

diluminati:
Love this Love this Love this! muah  Pastor Bakare I love You

Lol, if The Wife catch you, lol, you will know that she will drop her pastress position just to hunt u, 

honeric01:
And what's irresponsible about his comment? were you not in Nigeria when your president said "it was our turn to live in a terrorized nation because it happens elsewhere"?

Thanks bro, i know you always got my back on NL, you are one of The few i respect here. Let those that Live in lies Continue, with or without them we will have a great Nigeria,

They can perish if they dont want a great country, we will have The country of our dream without them,

chidozman:
‘Power is first an idea, or, if you like it, a perception’ – Tunde Bakare.


It is a pity that the PDP led federal government, as ‘captained’ by emperor GEJ does not know what to do with power. The fact is that GEJ was never prepared to be a president. Smh!

Dont blame GEJ, you said he never wanted to be President,
You cant expect a zoologist to threat human better than animal,

@Acidosis,

A Great Piece,

I Love this part : ‎'Nigeria will be a better nation when the power of love replaces the love of power'

PROTOCOLS
 
"If there be any truer measure of a man than by what he does, it must be by what he gives." 
"Man’s capacity for justice makes democracy possible, but man’s inclination to injustice makes democracy necessary." 
 
It was David, the shepherd boy who became a king, that penned the immortal words that best describe my feelings since the military occupation of Gani Fawehinmi Freedom Park, where millions of Nigerians from all walks of life gathered together in a civil protest against a tyrannical and punitive policy of President Jonathan’s government. These words were not penned in a hurry; they were penned during the period a young patriot and his companions were running away from the injustice of an insane king. David, the son of Jesse, said: 
 
“Woe is me, that I dwell in Meshech, That I dwell among the tents of Kedar. My soul has dwelt too long with one who hates peace. I am for peace; But when I speak, they are for war.” (Psalm 120:5-7) 
 
As it turned out, there was a regime change in David’s domain, and in favour of seemingly rag-tag soldiers at the beginning of the impasse; such a phenomenal turn around that makes the words of Robert Ingersol true and applicable: 
 
"I am the inferior of any man whose rights I trample underfoot. Men are not superior by reason of the accidents of race or colour [and, if I may add – by reason of office, status, stature, or transient power]. Rather, they are superior who have the best heart, - and the best brain. The superior man stands erect by bending over the fallen. He rises by lifting others."
 
As part of SNG's efforts towards de-freezing social mobility and unblocking the minds of our people, my humble contribution to this town hall meeting is titled: “Understanding How Power Works"
 
1. Power  is first an idea, or, if you like, a perception. The power I face is the power I perceive. Someone else’s power over you is your perception of their power. Their power is your thought. The source of their power is in your mind. Jesus of Nazareth – a Man attested by God to Israel – responded to Pilate, the Governor General of Rome in Israel – after he spoke these words:“Then Pilate said to Him [Jesus] Are you not speaking to me? Do you not know that I have power to crucify you or power to release you? Jesus Answered, You could have no power at all against Me unless it had been given to you from above. Therefore, the one who delivered Me to you has the greater sin.” (John 19:10 & 11)So, you see, the power you face is the power you perceive.
 
2.  The power others possess over you and I is the power we give them. Their power is our gift. Therefore, if I have endowed people with powers they do not possess, then I face my power, do I not? My own power has become my opponent; my enemy.
 
Under S.14 (2) of the Nigerian Constitution, it is stated that "power shall reside in the people from whom government shall derive its authorities and power”. The same Constitution also spells out that “the welfare and security of Nigerians shall be the primary purpose of government."
 
So what do we now make of the arbitrary use of that power by the government against the citizens who gave that     power to the government in the first place? It is simply the abuse of power.Fellow Nigerians, the power we deliver to a power entity is akin to depositing our money at a bank. Before we open an account, the bank has no power over us or our money. The bank derives its power only after we deposit our money.Therefore, you find that:
 
i) Your money is subject to the bank’s rules;
ii) Your bank can use your money as it chooses;
iii) It can co-mingle your money with other people’s money;
iv) It can lend your money and earn interest on it;
v) You can only take your money back if you follow certain procedures established by the bank;
vi) You can only enter the bank when it chooses and where it chooses;
vii) You must stand in line with others who have also given their money to the bank;
viii) If you attempt to withdraw more than your deposit without prior approval of overdraft facilities by the bank, you could face penalties, in spite of the bank’s profit from your money lent to others with interest;
ix) After you put your money in the bank, you become a mere account number alongside other account numbers;
x) If, due to mismanagement, the bank goes under, your money, without your consent, goes down with the bank.  How much you are able to recover from your deposit is subject to the decision of the regulating bodies.
 
Fellow Nigerians, your bank deposit is like your vote, which is an acronym at the SNG for “Voice Of The Electorate” – V.O.T.E.  Without we who bestow power on those in authority, those with power are powerless. If you are tired of any power entity – your bank, for example – you can withdraw your money before it is too late. In like manner, you can raise your voice against the abuse of power given by you to any power entity for the purpose of your welfare and security. Ladies and gentlemen, it’s all in your hands.
 
Since the Ojota Freedom Park Rally, a new wind has been blowing across the Nigerian political landscape. It is the will of the people against the power of incumbency. Without a shadow of doubt, a new dawn of People’s Power is  here. And, irrespective of how the fuel subsidy issue is concluded, Nigeria cannot be the same. Nigerians have  discovered themselves this year. We must use our new-found strength:
 
i) To re-negotiate our union. The time is ripe for a people-oriented constitution;
ii) The system of governance must be restructured so that the rights, privileges, duties and responsibilities of the federating units are clearly spelled out;
iii)  We must initiate the process of just remuneration of Nigerians and their public servants in all the arms  of government;
iv) The prosecution of corrupt officials and their cronies in the corporate world must be on the front  burner. In addition to ensuring that those found guilty are fully penalised for criminal enrichment, according to the law, we must equally demand just restitution.
 
Let me conclude this afternoon by drawing your attention and that of the government to what I call the three (3) rapid destroyers of any society, namely:
a)      Ethnicity
b)      Religious Bigotry, and
c)      Economic Deprivation
 
We must rise as a people to quench these negative fires and prevent them from spreading further. If we don’t, a conflagration is at hand, the end-product of which may be national disintegration, instead of the much-touted transformation.
 
For us to transform this nation, leadership must disembark the arrogant horse of brutality and embrace civility. Power can only be exercised in the service of that which is ostensibly good. Power is like gasoline. Spread aimlessly over the landscape, it can result in an inferno, causing untold harm. Correctly contained, it can cook our meals or transport us and our goods from place to place. [/b]As Plato said, “Access to power must be confined to those who are not in love with it”. [b]Nigeria will be a better nation when the power of love replaces the love of power.
 
Thank you for listening. God bless you all, and may God bless the Federal Republic of Nigeria.
 
PASTOR ‘TUNDE BAKARE

Professor Wole Soyinka, Femi Kuti, Dede Mabiakwu and Many more were there,

Buhari

Bluetooth, it's simple.Tpia is jealous. the simplicity of the gurl's beauty is out of this world

Beaf:
Beaf is your problem?

Sadly, people like you will remain fools forever.
You willingly remain ignorant and ready to be used like toilet roll. Your type never opens a newspaper to read, or researches events in their own compounds; you will hail and dobale for the man the man that breaks through your window, purloins your womans sacred fruit, and rains hot slaps on your phucking bald head.

For your info, you mud brained dimwit; this is the second time the SNG is disowning your false prophet and raider of the weak and poor. Check the date on the article below, its from last year. No?
Actually click on the link and visit the page, it will help to unscrew your mind and stop phucking cretins like you mentioning "Beaf." I hate stup!d people mentioning my name, cos we have nothing in common. Seen?

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2011/04/presidential-polls-save-nigeria-group-disowns-bakare/

Aluta!
www.nairaland.com/attachments/180447_ROTFLMAO_gif3d0c775232c7f27cf80592785b9635b6

Beaf, Obo lagido 1 of nairaland,

Visit SNG page for enlightenment

http://www.facebook.com/savenigeriagroup

oyewolejos:
Bro i think u missed the point. The SNG didn't say they ain't protesting or going to Ojota but they are saying they aren't in support of call for regime change. Even Buhari is not calling for regime change during the subsidy removal protest talkless of a political rookie like Bakare.

Bro visit The Facebook page, SNG just debunked The rumour, PTB remains SNG Convener. The guy mentioned in The article was never a member of SNG like i told you, so be careful and Wise while reading this so called newspapers and beaf cannot be trusted

http://www.facebook.com/savenigeriagroup

Message from SNG FB page:
Reports circulating about Pastor Bakare's 'suspension' from Save Nigeria Group are malicious and false. Mr. Benedict Ezeagu is NOT the National Coordinator of SNG, has never been a member of SNG, and thus cannot speak on behalf of SNG in public or private. Necessary steps are being taken to curb this impersonation.

Stop spreading lies,

http://www.facebook.com/savenigeriagroup

Kobojunkie:
Well, that is SNG problem now, not yours. You coming here to claim that he has no right to say what he said is what I am opposing. SNG is well known for backing out when the seat gets hot. The man made all these statements so many days ago, but they waited so many days later to distance themselves? Come on!!! I know you have a brain on you there.

Also, let SNG iron it out with him as always. I mean the group, honestly . . . it's like trying to get in between two lovers really . . . they have dropped him so many times and every single time they keep taking him back, only to turn around and complain again when he does exactly what he is known to do. ROFLMAO!!

Back to the issue questions. Where were you all when this same man called for impeachment of Yar adua and helped install Jonathan, even against the Constitution? Were you asking this same question back then? Cause the whole nation heard him call out numerous times for impeachment of the president. And he shouted all that from the SNG podium back then too. So, what the frell are you on about?

Kobo, are you teling me that you believe this story. The real SNG has never for ones disown Bakare, those 2 guys possibly have their own SNG, anything that is not on The SNG Facebook page are basically lies, these are plots by The likes of beaf to have a situation of "Napoleon is always right" and "all Animals are equal but some are more equal than others", The real SNG is going back to Freedom Square, Gani park at ojota this Saturday for Victory Rally and it's still being convene by Bakare, Those 2 guys mentioned are probably just some embittered members that fall out of The Group,


Beaf escaped from Yaba, we will get him soon and take him back,

Where was she? Are u The PA that refused to help her out cos u want to take over uncle Jonathan, 

Dame patience again o. "Today is armed forces remembrance day. All the fallen heroes marching on parade today will forever be remembered". How can dead people be on parade? Patience you have started again o. If we laugh now your husband will increase fuel price to 170

BlackPikiN:
Nigerians are funny.

You just got subsidized, 

PHIPEX:
Am sure that I can only come out when I see the children of the SNG leaders walking beside them if not I will ask my grandfather to represent our family at the rally.

Bro, Bakare's Wife and children are always at The rally, i think that one of The major reason i like him,

kizito96:
what is this rally for. Tunde Bakare should wait for 2015 before commencing the rally of his political party. Innocent people who died last time have been forgotten. Let him fight for compensation to the families of those whom he called out, but died in the process. Nigerians should know that these so called patriots have all their children schooling abroad, but are calling for children of the poor to come out for rally. After the rally what next?

Shut up if u know nothing, Bakare's children and Wife are always at The rally, he lepas by example, you can join asari dokubo and The militant in Ph rally, God Bless PTB, God Bless SNG, God Bless Nigeria

Starlett:
Ha ha.
Catching your fun, rite/

But is this not one the reasons that our public office holders take Nigerians for granted? They just figure that give Nigerians a couple of days and they'll simply be joking and even making money and comedy over whater evil you've just brought upon them.

Kai!

Dont forget, that's what makes us Nigerians,

Please for ones beaf, pointb, alh_harem, gbawa, Jakumo, etc, after lots of online fight over fuel subsidy, u need some laugh!

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