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BUHARI 2015

RIBADU doesn't have the followership and political clout in the North

Thanks guys for all your contribution to my thread.

BioDisc Generation 2 is being out for almost 2 years now. If you need it then call me up - 0802 362 6089 or 0809 362 6089

Be Careful Fake Biodisc now out there...

BioDisc Generation 2 is being out for almost 2 years now. If you need it then call me up - 0802 362 6089 or 0809 362 6089

Be Careful Fake Biodisc now out there...

@Jarus...Can you do the collation and let us know how far ?

Hall of Fame: Pastor Tunde Bakare
Hall of Shame: Goodluck Ebele Azikwe Jonathan

I will get back with my reasons...

This thread deserve to be stick to the top of the home page but I think seun/Mukina would rather put Nairaland fake competition...

Seun Stick this thread to the top of front page for atleast 1week for everyone of see and contribute....

Everything starts with just a DREAM...

@Nagoma...How can i meet the General ? Pls link me up...he remains the only living nigerian ex president that i feel like having a heart to heart talk with...I so much Cheerish him

More than 30 countries....can't count...some of them even up to 10 times

My biggest dream in life is to see the world before I leave

Really...where is The Garri presido ? Is there a thread on The amnesty granted ?

^ you are a true Garri activist....

ismhab: THE ASSOCIATION OF GARRI
EATERS, WISHES TO INFORM IT
MEMBERS THAT THERE IS GOING TO
BE ELECTION FOR THE FOLLOWING
POSTS
1. PRESIDENT
2. VICE PRESIDENT
3. P.R.O
4. SECRETARY
5. WOMEN LEADER
6. YOUTH LEADER

create a thread for your association

garri revolution!!!

President of the garriRepublic. Your excellency chief garriBBPreye can you create a thread on Garri asking how it has positively affect nigerians...- want to create that thread but I am giving you the honour to do so....

HOw does that affect the price of garri ?

H.D.T.A.T.P.O.G ?

Sexkillz should be removed as a moderator ....he is constituting nusance to Nairaland as a moderator

Sexkillz...Are you Sick ?

What is your concern on food Section ?

This is not sexuality Section ...

I am asking a question very important for some people on The food Section and you are pocking your nose....
Why cant you Stick to where you can get girl in search for sexual excapade like u....

Please! Dont come here....I used to think you are Sane...Now i know you are not

Check out this Thread to support Seun or The 40 Garrioxide

https://www.nairaland.com/1036874/support-against-garri-lovers-nairaland

Well! Some call them the GARRI CAMPAIGNERs, Some call them the GARRI FREEDOM FIGHTERs, Some call them the Consortium of Garri lover, Some call them the Garri faithfuls, Some call them the fellow Garri Comrades...while others call them The 40 Garrioxide just like The 40 Laptops. Whatever you call them, they have gain popularity on Nairaland. While The 40 Laptops restrict their campaigne to The Politics Section, The 40 Garrioxide have taken their campaigne further by invading every Single thread on The front page with there campaigne slogan of "How does it Affect The Price of Garri". From Obscurity The Leader of The 40 Garrioxide BBPREYE is now one of The Most popular figure on Nairaland. On a recent thread by BBPREYE, The Group accused Seun of Behaving like an autocrat Who goes About his business like Hitler, idi amin or Abacha in a world today where democratic values are gaining grounds.

My question is this:
Are you in support of The 40 Garrioxide ?
Should they be allowed to go on with their campaigne on The Price of Garri ?
do You think Seun is wrong by unleashing Ban on Them ?
Do you think Seun should leave Them to go Ahead with their campaigne ?

Please! Contribute


@Seun...I need a poll on this Thread : Either for or against th 40 Garrioxide...A Yes, No or Indifferent option will be good enough.

Sexkillz....Can you for once make sense....

I must confess I don't like the 40 laptops...
But the 40 garrioxide I am damn loving you...
You are truely a uniting factor on Nairaland....
40 Garrioxide keep it up guys....
How does my statement. Affect the price of Garri :

God bless the Northerners. May you find more oil to explore in commercial quantities

Nigeria Oni Baje oooooo... God bless you all

Cant Stop Laughing!!!

Thus Saith the Clueless King - Part IV by Dada Olusegun
the continuing expression of the passion of our youth, our future....and funny too....

And it came to pass that in the eighth month of the second year of the jubilee, the clueless king was in high spirits, for his newest domestic acquisition gladdened his heart, for the problems that came his way in seventh month and months before were now a thing of the past.

The clueless king had a feast to celebrate Doyind the son of Okupa, his newest 60year old man-servant. Drinks flowed from all ends, women of easy virtue and cassava bread were also in large supply, the palace was lively and the atmosphere was ecstatic.

The clueless king was in high spirits, after consuming three full kegs of the royal drink (ogogoro), his eyes were bloodshot and his breath stank to the high heavens. He beckoned to Doyind the son of Okupa asking him to approach the throne and, dutifully, Doyind went on all fours and crawled towards the king shaking his buttocks the way a dog shakes his tail and singing; “O king, thou art great and thy cluelessness endureth forever”.

The king was grinning from ear to ear, and as Doyind approached his throne, he rubbed his palms on Doyind’s chubby cheeks and said unto him; “Thou Doyind the son of Okupa art my beloved servant in whom I am well pleased. Thou art delivered me from Nasiru the son of Rufai and the evil Prophet Bakara of the city of Lagoon and all my enemies and haters, all the children of the tribe of the twittarites and those who hate me. Thou art efficient and trustworthy, thou surpasseth Rubenus the son of Abat and all of my man servants and maids. I thank thee my servant, rise into the glory of I your lord”

Doyind the son of Okupa then replied saying; ”O benevolent king, thou art seen nothing yet. Thou art my lord and master and I am thy humble and loyal servant. Thou brought me from hunger and pennilessness that stared me in the face, thou brought me back into opulence and wealth, I owe thee my life, your majesty, for if thou hadn’t come to rescue me thy servant, I may have been a broke, hopeless, worthless, penniless and fat-for-nothing-old-man. I owe thee my king, I owe ythee big.”

The joy in the heart of the clueless king couldn’t be quantified. He was happy for he knew he made a great decision in bringing in the efficient Doyind into his court to slowly relieve Rubenus the son of Abat of the duties he couldn’t carry out efficiently.

As the feast went on, Rubenus the son of Abat came in looking as downcast as ever, the clueless king then decided to show off to Rubenus the qualities that Doyind had which he (Rubenus) didn’t possess, he then stood up from his chair and stripped his robe until he was as naked as the day he was born. After he had done this, he said; “My humble servants Doyind the son of Okupa and Rubenus the son of Abat, pray tell, what are thy thoughts about my new clothes?” Rubenus the son of Abat screamed saying; “O great king thou art naked and thou must cover thy unclothedness for it is wrong for the world to see the unclothedness of the king.”
But Doyind replied instinctively saying; “O great king, how greatly thou look in this THY marvelous robe. Thy originality is exclusive and thy style is brilliant. Pay no attention to the voice of detractors that will say thou art naked for thy robe has thirty-six colours, one for each tribe of the kingdom of Naijaria and this beautiful robe of thine can only be seen by only “great men and minds alike”. My king, please thou shalt wear this robe to the nicest of occasions only.”

The clueless king was glad, and he said to Rubenus; “Thy counsel is the counsel of Ahitophel and Doyind’s advice is that of Hushai. And like Absalom the son of David, I shall take the advice Doyind over Thine. Go away from my presence thou son of Abat for thy days are numbered!”.

And there was rejoicing in the palace for all the slaves, the man-servants, the maids were glad for they all agreed that the king was wise.

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onatisi: dont worry we are on top of the situation and before i leave i have this to say"I DONT GIVE A DAMM"

we will set up a committe to look into your comments

234GT: Hahahahaha. Lastma self no wan die.

Lol! You want them to die...lol

bashy_demy: seen this joke more than 15 times

NOT 50 TIMES ?