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Nairaland GeneralRe: 37 Things You’ll Regret When You’re Old by ceasare: 2:54pm On Sep 03, 2014
ngmart: Highly confident people have no interest in pleasing everyone they meet. They are aware that not all people agree on things, and that’s just how life works. They focus on the quality of their relationships, instead of the quantity of them. So never let the opinions of the masses define who you are or what you can or cannot do. When you let go of the need to impress everyone, that's when you begin to be truly impressive to the few people who actually matter. When you earn the trust and respect of these select few people, no matter where you go or what you try, you will do it with confidence – because you know the people who matter are behind you.
Words on marble.....
Nairaland GeneralRe: 37 Things You’ll Regret When You’re Old by ceasare: 10:57am On Sep 03, 2014
@ jayne2014: u r beuriful! U r beuriful uh uhn! ***In Jennifer's voice.***

Dat house u took ur dp looks like my former house at salvation rd off ada George rd, in pH.
RomanceRe: The Agony Of A Nigerian Fat Girl by ceasare: 3:47pm On Sep 02, 2014
@jayne2o14: if Na u dey that ur picture...... 4get u make sense scatter!!!.
#fat chick rocks.......4gerit!!
RomanceRe: Photos: This Guy Proposed To His Girl In Shoprite, Ikeja Lagos by ceasare: 4:15pm On Sep 01, 2014
That doesn't mean d guy will not go and nack anoda girl akpako if d chance surface and at d same time anoda bros fit still dey shine d girl Congo......man and woman matter nor b here o! grin grin grin
PropertiesRe: Cost Of Building A House In Nigeria by ceasare: 4:01pm On Sep 01, 2014
ben4real762: the length are 13050 by 21507 that's what is on the drawing plan pls help me through on what it will cost for the decking
Send me a mail to me via gothamprojects at hotmail dot com I will send u d cost but the quote u get for #1.2 million is fair grab it! Anything less than that u will come back and cry foul infact d owner of that quote Na magician trust me .......in ajah ? To deck a flat?!

Missed that part of ur quote where u said u ve a quote of #1.2mil already.....I can gv u tips of how to save cost though.....
Technology MarketRe: Buy & Import Laptops,phones Etc For As Cheap As $5 On Ebay, Craigslist, Amazon by ceasare:
@vstuff: take it easy on d f-language ! That your outburst of biz2get is just to harsh likewise he never abused u prior to this so why call Jim a mental case? Is it because he didn't email Lagtech or his venting his frustration on d thread contrary to lagtech's instructions? Guy take it easy oh......." Never fight another man's war for him" cos u won't be there if they eventually settled and decides to do biz 1ce again!
@ biz2get: in as much as I sympathise with u he has delivered on many ovcassion I mean Lagtech and in some instance I think he has ran foul of some customers like your self and misslizzy but all the same take ur stand and demand of him what u want either outright refund if u r not intrested in d item again and keep it that way.....all fight settled.
@ Lagtech: to be honest with you I think your hands are full and these orders are overwhelming.take a week or two break from taking orders( I knw d pepper coming might not let u see that coming ) clean ur stables ,sort out all outstandings and take some few days off for urself also av plan a,b,c.....z for ur shipping cos that where is found wanting in ur biz.ask other people doing same biz like u here on NL ow do they delivered on there shippng ? Other guys rendering same services like yours delivers faster than u is not a hidden fact but everybody must hv a reason why they do biz with whoever they feel like doing biz with........always remeber a satisfied customer can bring in a customer but a disatisfy customer can take away 10 satisfied customer.
AgricultureRe: Pig Farmers Lets Meet Here by ceasare:
femu: yes it is correct. welcome to the group
femu: yes it is correct. welcome to the group
Are u d alhaji Barcelona? Me I did not see any group thing with d added bbm.Na 1 baba wey wear barca agbada!

Finally I ve byeen Added to the group by femu alhaji barca!
PropertiesRe: Cost Of Building A House In Nigeria by ceasare: 7:10am On Aug 31, 2014
ben4real762: the length are 13050 by 21507 that's what is on the drawing plan pls help me through on what it will cost for the decking
OK will sort it out.
Technology MarketRe: Buy & Import Laptops,phones Etc For As Cheap As $5 On Ebay, Craigslist, Amazon by ceasare: 4:29pm On Aug 29, 2014
lagtech: Bro-please who is telling you stories? How can your items be shipped at the same time when they arrived at our USA office different times over a period of about 3 weeks.
Call Jimmy and pick up your items! I have told you this more than twice-your items have been in Lagos for over 3 weeks.
If you buy items from 4 different sellers in 4 different locations in 2 different countries-how do you expect them to arrive at the same time. If you want your items to arrive in Naija at the same time-you have two choices:
1) Instruct us not to ship to Naija until the last item arrives.
2) Buy all your items from one seller at the same time and instruct seller to ship at once.
Its as simple as that.
Oga calm down!!! grin its not everything your customer says u go dey flare up o if not hbp Na him sure pass.intact u no go fit drive danfo for Lagos be dat o! grin grin

In another news what's d update on the elite book deal havent hard frm u.seems like gmail get problems I hvnt been receiving mails close to a week now....anybody experiencing same?
CultureRe: A Victim Of Nigerian Police Brutality & Extortion by ceasare: 6:37pm On Aug 28, 2014
naughtylagosguy: In as much as everybody knows that the Nigerian Police Force, we all contributed one way or the other to the corruption in the Police Force.
Even without asking for bribes, people offer these men in black bribes in other to avoid being arrested or penalised or fined, whatever the case may be.
Driving against the traffic and driving without a drivers license is a serious offence under Traffic Law especially in Lagos state.
The police will continue extorting motorists unless the government review the Traffic Law and reduce the amount motorists pay as fine from about the present 20,000 to less than 5,000. Doing so will discourage people from bribing the policemen because the major reason people offer these men bribe is because of the high fine. Who will pay about 20,000 when someone is willing to let you off the hook with 3,000 to 5,000.
Reducing the fine fees will generate more revenue for the government because given the attitude of most Nigerians to breaking the law, many people will continue driving against traffic and the fines handed over to them will go into government coffers instead of corrupt policemen.
This also applies to VIO, LASTMA, FRSC, and any other traffic personnel in Nigeria.
My guy u r right until d govt reduces the penalty things like this will continue.if not that our policy makers are insane in a country where minimum wage is less than #18,000 traffic offence is 100+% .at d end of d day u r only creating room for corruption.

@OP: I live in festac and if u live in festac too and u shop at agboju market u will not fall for the antics.the place u pass is shorter to get out from d market and its one way but my grudge is why didn't d LGA or d police put a big sign at d approach but d officers will be there ready to pounce on u even if u ve Neva use d road they don't want to hear.just last nyt they still got a guy while I was passing there.dos policewomen they r devil walai!
TravelRe: Nigeria’s In-bound Air Passenger Traffic Sustained On Ebola Containment by ceasare: 2:28pm On Aug 28, 2014
So we hv to wait till USA donated common $5k worth of infra red thermometer to us and we earmarked #1.9billion that is yet to be recevd or better still diverted to vehicle purchase by d health minister!!! Commendable my foot!! Where did they ick d word from?
AgricultureRe: Pig Farmers Lets Meet Here by ceasare: 1:35pm On Aug 28, 2014
femu: we were on whatsapp before..
BBM group has more features that will allow us all sell and communicate better.. .. let me do some consultations... we might have to migrate back
OK no problem please do I just feel whatsapp is cross platform across board even though bbm hs more feature.looking 4wd to learn from u guys.
Where is ajibawo in ota d farm u r renting out is? I schooled arnd ota back then in d 90s can't really pick wherr that area is .is it before or after oju oore or Iyana iyesi?
AgricultureRe: Pig Farmers Lets Meet Here by ceasare: 11:17am On Aug 28, 2014
femu: Hello everyone as we have been discussing on the basis of an improved association, some of us(@dejia,@lagbaja,@eazeefix, @toluwayemi and myself) have come together to bring the talk to reality.
We have formed an enlightening Piggery group on BBM with a view towards birthing a PAID membership pork producers association.
The discussions have been enlightening and highly beneficial to all participants in the group. money is already changing hands rapidly, members are smiling. grin
Some of our objectives include:
sharing of improved pig breeds
dissemination of artificial insemination technology
sharing of cheap sources of feed/joint procurements
dissemination of pork processing technology
training and access to international pig experts
access to private/government financing
profit yielding joint venture operations
e.t.c..........
These group wants to redefine pork and pig farm production standards, join us if you are a progressive pig farmer willing to commit funds to a mutually beneficial association
add me on BBM and join the group, mypin: 74511C1A
Hi all am also interested in been part of the group though I don't hv a farm now but I intend sometimes in future.wouldn't mind learning from u guys.why not watsapp not everyone hv bbm oh!
PropertiesRe: Cost Of Building A House In Nigeria by ceasare: 7:11am On Aug 28, 2014
ben4real762: Pls can some1 let me know what it will cost to deck a 1 flat, i initially have propose for a 2flat but the cost to start-up was on the high side, i have end up setting up 1flat to decking level now in Ajah axis, please i want to know how much it will cost to decking the flat and material involve.
i have collect an estimate for 1.2m includes 3 tonnes of rod and 200bag of cement and so on......
Do you hv a drawing of the building or the sq.
metre of d floor area then I can give a cost.
HealthRe: N1.9 Bn ‘ebola Fund’ Will Be Used For Cars, Others - Health Minister by ceasare: 6:45pm On Aug 27, 2014
Lord have mercy!!! This is outrageous.......in fact outrageous is an understatement!!
In d 1st place did it hv to fake this long for d release of d money? And afterward used in ordering cars!!
Am.yet to see quarantine stations maned by health workers at our airports. The last time I check anybody can walk tru arrivals at MMIA and bingo they r in Nigeria no checks ...nothing!
I was watching all Jazeera 2days ago ivory coast had make shift testing booth with hand held scanners and other screening items to check passengers coming into their country.even guinea or is it Sierra Leone closed its borders to its neighbours to check d scourge.
I weep for this country! Trust me even some states that didn't hv any occurrence will latch in on the FG largesse and claim sighted Ebola case we ve seen it happen with polio! Its only in Nigeria such happens....bear me witness the bulk of d 1.9bil will end up in govt officials's pockets from minister to commissioners to perm sec to directors in health ministries and their agencies trickly down like that.someone is already thinking of buying a New ride for his concubine or starting the foundation of an hotel .......truelly there was a country.the funniest part is no measure will be put in place to check future occurrence of such outbreak until we encounter another epidemic and d cycle continues.

@ sincerenigerian,gboliwe,berem and others regardless of party affiliations we shd all collectively criticize govt be it APC or PDP we eva dey goofed they are all same.shine your eyes.# occupy onyebuchi. Chukwu and the FG Ebola funds
PoliticsRe: National eID Card To Be Unveiled And Launched Tomorrow (Picture) by ceasare: 5:54pm On Aug 27, 2014
@jack daniel1: did u read my post? What am emphasising is that in as much as the nimc project is laudable its not worth cheering about !!! Most nation are gone pass this stage in there national life....cmon this is 2014 for Go sake!
U fill for m., capture and 6months, 1 yr counting u r yet to pick the national I'd.frsc is an example same with most govt agency.
PoliticsRe: National eID Card To Be Unveiled And Launched Tomorrow (Picture) by ceasare: 4:43pm On Aug 27, 2014
VellyG: Great job...with Databases we will make things more easier for us. There shud be a centralized database for deaths and births too. We r getting dere. One pipo great Nation.
We are getting wherehuh U must be kidding me !!! In 2014....when some Nation are not even bothering themselves over mundane things like national I'd, birth n death database, drivers licence etc we are here celebrating mediocrity.right from babangida's regime till date all the govt hv been using this I'd thing to siphon money.even this nimc was Initiated by obj and i hope we got it right this time.take a trip to frsc data capture centre at old secretariat ,ikeja and see mediocrity at its peak.just 2 scanning machine for a whole state like Lagos! Why won't people get the licence through backdoors......little wonder our politicians still uses " I will provide you with good road,portable water and electricity" and we cheer them on.

In saner clime they ve gone beyond these.they are thinking of ow to make life super easy and worth living for there citizen!
BusinessRe: Eko Gas Scheme: Lagos Tasks Residents On Use Of Cooking Gas by ceasare: 4:14pm On Aug 26, 2014
nickxtra: How often do you cook that your 12.5kg takes you upto 3 months? Even when I was single and seldom cook, it lasted only for about 2 months, but now with my wife and baby, it does not take us upto a month. So what's your magic?
My broda u cconffirm.the 12.5kg doesn't last more than 3wks max if you cook morning and night like my wife she cooks for the kids in d morning and @ night for us all.except if the filling station and retail guys are underfilling and shortchanging consumers .in my hood they sell @#3k at d station while d retail guys resell at #3.3k-3.5k
BusinessRe: Foreigners Doing Business In Nigeria. Our Failures Dreadful Struggles & Success. by ceasare: 12:54pm On Aug 26, 2014
U r right we shouldn't use uncalled for words with each .I will want 2 bliv its a faceless forum so anything goes .if you both had the chance of meeting in real world I knw none u will use dirty language as both party will act civil and matured!

Let's sheath the sword lady and gentle make Thai come finish his good writeup.

Peace to all in d house.

MissMeiya: Dumbass. It's in the next post.
You are very dumb. Go pick up a book.
MissMeiya: Dumbass. It's in the next post.
You are very dumb. Go pick up a book.
BusinessRe: Foreigners Doing Business In Nigeria. Our Failures Dreadful Struggles & Success. by ceasare: 11:44am On Aug 26, 2014
@ lari03 : u and missmeiya una no go let this Thai guy come finish his write up with una e-fight so!
@missmeiya : do u have another moniker ......Thai ANigeriahuh grin grin grin
BusinessRe: Foreigners Doing Business In Nigeria. Our Failures Dreadful Struggles & Success. by ceasare: 11:38am On Aug 26, 2014
@ ThaiANigeria: we are waiting oh! Come and Finnish yah story.we are waiting kwanu!!!

To all u can learn one or two business tricks from him as to investing with him (even though he hasn't indicated so without doing your due diligence then u hv yourself to blame.people should tread with caution when it comes to your hard earn money pls be extra vigilance " the wolf might come in form of a lamb"....he who have ear let him hear.

Last bullet: from his insight into d business I am learning more.for me its a case of hear the word and leave the preacher of the word.
RomanceRe: Staying In Parent's House After Marriage ! by ceasare: 9:08am On Aug 26, 2014
effiongbass: So much leason learned
Please share some of d lessons . grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Defence Headquarters Statement About Nigerian Troops In Cameroon. by ceasare: 7:54am On Aug 26, 2014
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Technology MarketRe: Buy & Import Laptops,phones Etc For As Cheap As $5 On Ebay, Craigslist, Amazon by ceasare: 10:57pm On Aug 23, 2014
@pman06: pm me let's talk.

pman06: how much?
Technology MarketRe: Buy & Import Laptops,phones Etc For As Cheap As $5 On Ebay, Craigslist, Amazon by ceasare: 9:00pm On Aug 23, 2014
@ pman I ve a coloured printer for sale if u r interested it was bought by Lagtech for me.its an hp photosmart printer.
pman06: I feel like taking this, had it been it as shipped already, got a seller here for it already.
Technology MarketRe: Buy & Import Laptops,phones Etc For As Cheap As $5 On Ebay, Craigslist, Amazon by ceasare: 8:15pm On Aug 22, 2014
@Lagtech I mailed do respond.

lagtech: What mail? When? Must have missed it. Was it an ebay item?
lagtech: What mail? When? Must have missed it. Was it an ebay item?
EducationRe: Male and Female Students Living in Same Apartment: Have Your Say by ceasare: 9:52am On Aug 22, 2014
pouch: I lived with my boyfriend in school. He gave me a ring, and I called him "fiance" to calm my conscience cos I knew it was wrong.
At the end of the day we didn't get married and it wasn't worth it afterall.
It was the worst time of my life. I regret it till today. I was robbed of my youth, my freedom, friends, and desired grade.
Girls should never do it!
You were not robbed of ur youth,freedom and grade my dear you just wished it away to someone who doesn't deserve it.bad story gone worst.
The morals of your story is never indulge in cohabitation Na see finish! Most time it takes more than grace for the couples to end u togeda!
For me back then I hv my own apartment she has her own she can come send a day or two atmosst then go back same thing with me .respect was mutual and when it was time to move on...no hard feeling!!!
FamilyRe: Are Kids Of Nowadays Growing Up Too Fast? by ceasare: 7:53pm On Aug 18, 2014
M
tourphland: lie no go kill u
grin grin grin
@ d bolded got rolling on d floor in fact 59 caliber when did the tortoise fall and now crack back.....broad u can lie o!
TV/MoviesRe: Breaking News! Popular Veteran Actor Adebayo Faleti Is Dead. by ceasare: 5:31pm On Aug 18, 2014
If its true rio 2 d dead!!!
Satellite TV TechnologyRe: Tv1 Cccam by ceasare: 4:27pm On Aug 18, 2014
@aroseyi: am a newbie here .I hv a strong decoder I don't know it grade but an installer installed it for me and I was able to watch d*tv stations for a while before it packed up though I still watch d Ghana station with it mytv to be precise .what do I hv to do you to make it shw d d*tv stations again?
BusinessRe: We’ve Not Reintroduced ATM Charges —CBN by ceasare: 10:11am On Aug 15, 2014
The CBN governor and his goon fatokun should tell us who own d switches company ? Its directors and beneficiaries before we can accept this change in policy.In nigeria the more you look the less you see.whe should criticise policy from the backend and analyze it if truelly such policies is actually in the interest of the public or not and who stand to gain more if such policy is effected?

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