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U're a 2ru definitiøn øf a "JU MAN". U're strictly øn "LAXITY"...yøung man, u beta advice urself.

U can 4k up with my girl, but døn't 4k up with my wøman.

According to mama; i stopped @ the age of five(5), when i was in nursery three(3)...what else?

That's why u can neva compare the boko haram sect with the militants of the Niger delta. The boko haram are hiding & fighting, while the militants will attack u face to face. If they're brave enough, then they should come out & fight.

Nigerians are the problem of nigeria & also the solution of nigeria. If the F.G really want to stop the boko haram sect they will. They're just deceiving themselves cos they know themselves. Believe it or not that the men sponsoring these boko boys are part of the nigerian government. Like i said; if the F.G wants to wipe of these boko boys they will, just that they know what they're doing. U can lie to a multitude, but u can't deceive a multitude. I keep weeping 4 nigeria. Dis country is under a serious spell...§mh.

karpentar: And the Queen will rejoice. Useless champion of England favored by referees and always granted favorable match fixtures. ManU always plays last after knowing the results of rivals and then decide how to handle referee. Outside England, they lack such influence on referees and are beaten most times.

Jealøusy is a disease, it kills faster than AIЧ...Get a life u punk ass!

C'mon, Mr Governor, i don't think dis gift is necessary. It's not necessary @ all. I mean 2face has d money 2 buy 10times d jeep u just offered his bride. I don't think d gift is necessary @ all. Dis is a complete waste of public fund. Maybe u should've bought her a ship.

whisper88: Nigeria!!! Wch kind country b dis?

Albinos shuld be banned 4rm nairaland...§mh.

brosss: Well, softdrinks works most times for me......
Don't seee the point friend.
First of, its easier as it eliminates the bitter taste.
Second, soft drink gives you quick easy to absorb nutrients,especially when your appetite is gone.
Thirdly, it helps abate the effect of some strong pills on empty stomach.
Trust me mate, when you are sick and you throw up all the food you force into you, including ur drugs, you'll definitely want to try out soft drinks....... They always come to the rescue


My humble opinion

A word they say is enough 4 d wise.

Hw on earth wuld she want 2 date an abnormal being. 96.9% of chelsea fans are abnormal. So as a responsible gal she took the right decision.

Impossible is nothin! With God all thins are possible. Dnt 4get dat we humans are also animals. Now let me ask u, wuld u wnt 2 hurt or kill sumtin dat once saved ur life? Of course not. No right thinkin man will do such. In dis life, nothin is impossible...believe it or leave it.

Happy møthers day 2 my luvly møm, she's an epitøme øf an inestimable value. My møm is 1 øf d best gift given 2 me by Gød. He whø dares my møm will definitely win a casket 2 hell. My møm is my wørld, withøut her there'll be nø me. Luv u mama.

I see dis webb issue as an excuse 4rm chelsea fans. Is it webb d@ is gonna play d game? See let me tel u, 1 thing i believe in a futbol match is d result. It doesn't mata w@ happened during d match. W@ mataz is d result. 2 b honest with u, crucial matches like dis cnt b bought, it's just d@ sumtymz referee's decision culd go against u...Shit happenz!

I'm a dedicated fan of MUFC though, but i think dat was a dangerous tackle. He's not the only player on the pitch perhaps, so it's a dangerous tackle weda he didn't intentionally or not, it's irrelevant. It's a dangerous tackle. Red card...I think d ref made the right call. & dnt 4get he spoke with his assistant b4 takin his decision. Dis is UEFA & d rules governin its body are very strict. Nani was careless.

Damn it! Dis is rubbish. Y will u want 2 arrest sum1 who was kind & humble enough 2 return a fone he picked up @ d scene. Wat if he had kept d fone 2 his disposal? C'mon wat lesson are u tryin 2 teach d masses out there. Do u want me 2 bliv dat the guy who returned a fone he picked up @ d scene of d incident is very stupid 2 have done dat? I'm so dumb! Yes, d guy shuld b brought 4 questionin, i agree. But arrestin him is totally out of it. I tink dis mata shuld b rightly investigated, not harshly investigated. It's a cultism case so dat makes it easier...dnt ask me how...do ur Job intelligently & i bet u'll fish out d murderers. Investigate d guy dat brought d fone b4 arrestin him, u dnt need 2 arrest him 4 just returnin a fone. Try 2 knw if he's a cultist, 4rm there d job will b easier.

Øn my tøilet seat; pøøing, weeding,& reasøning...§umtymz i luv eating wen i'm pøøing,& reading wen i'm bathing.

Afang §øup/Fresh fish Pepper §øup...Anytym, anyday.

TØILET §IT = Pooing, weeding & thinking...Life's good.

Naija govt we hail thee.

U guys shuld go & marry ur own wife, create ur own family & stop proscrastinating...Ðick suckaz.

Rooneyboy: Now that we've seen his family are we expected to clap for them or something

*sighs*

RUBBISH

Jealousy is a disease, it kills faster than AIDS.

Pøisøn kø, pøisøn ni...Mtcheeeeew! Abeg shun mata 4 mattias.

Dis life will neva cease 2 amaze me...§hit happenz!

Pls who's the best Nollywood actor amongst the duo of chinedu ikedieze & osita iheme? Anyway i surmise it's osita iheme. He's got more of the talent.

PREÐIÇTIØN; Manchester city 0 - 0 Chelsea.

Na wa 4 waec.

Hillariøus!

PREÐIÇTIØN; Arsenal 2 - 0 Astøn villa. Queens Park Rangers 1 - 2 Man utd. Chelsea 0 - 0 Man city.

Mr Justus Esiri, may ur soul rest in peace...Amen!

Talent. Talent.