Cutezt:
A Landlady in surulere, Lagos state Nigeria, has taken the lockdown order to a whole new level by calling the Nigerian police force to stop her tenants from going out of the house.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mo7J3gshIpI

https://www.instagram.com/p/CADDkxsH9fw/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

This one wan be Covid ambassador

amuwo1980:
Kunny, what happened, I tot u cooled down , I saw u at last the airport looking sweet and I was happy , went home and told my wife that kunny is doing very well now, married and happy , u see that you can’t predict anyone’s future and now u are in the news again. Wish u well u. You come from a good home

She obviously isn't representing The only Nigerian University well. Who knows, it might be one of her medical student friend in Unec she referred the man to cos I don't know how pple convince Doctors under oath to commit crime, But, it is well.

Time to sleep, ticket don cut.

The figures be looking confused like most Nigerians

DriggityDre:

11
I saw the legs when it was flying.
I threw a stone at it when it perched. I hated it, especially when it spun his head 360°
But that was then
I read about it again in Biology textbook later on sha. Saw the bone structure and everything.

Daddy!!! At 11 you knew what Biology textbook was?? Your words were well constructed there which Biology textbook please, cos I can't remember seeing an Owl in the one I read

stevmatt15:


Simple truth
They both Now wear kakki, same riffle, just color and mode of their kakki dressing different.
Case Closed.

And their basic mission is to represent the people not to go and be showing who is who in the force. In an organised nation, when it comes to law enforcement the soldier has no business, he isn't trained for that.

Farki:


They are both equally a threat to the citizens.

Which is an ERROR. Blame the system though, those that are not meant to be in the arm forces and law enforcement agencies are those there, what do you expect.

ijustdey:


https://www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2020/05/09/pandemonium-in-benin-policemen-beat-soldier-for-refusing-to-wear-face-mask/

This police and soldier fights should stop already please...
It becoming really childish.

Police and Soldier, none is greater than the other.

RIP

But they should also try and be telling us the fundermental cause of the death...

rottencorpse:
Ryan Gosling as Noah in The Notebook and Kiefer Sutherland as Jack Bauer in 24.

There's this feeling I get whenever I watch The Notebook. I can't even remember how many times I've seen it. Jack Bauer also did great in 24...

So tell us who's yours?

Tasha in POWER all the way!!

NeduLuiZ:
Good day nairalanders,I guess this maybe the best section to post this,since this is where I visit most.
The pandemic has granted me an ironic freedom,so I decided to embark on a fitness challenge... It's to run for 60days and today been day 20 I've decided to carry my nairaland family along,who knows I might be inspiring others.


Constructive criticism is allowed!


Below is a picture for day1

I don't wanna discourage you o
But your Day 1 pics is the best of them all.

Ihatefeminist:
hi negro! Here's my source


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BUBTtUTOII

So how is that all over the world??

Ihatefeminist:
Nigerians should be aware that doctors are being forced all over the world to write ANY cause of death as corona virus on death certificates.

They are even giving those who comply money.
doctors who fail to comply loose their jobs.

The main stream media is lying to you.
Do your research before believing anything they tell you.
There's a massive corona virus propaganda going on worldwide.

below is a screenshot from a UK news channel of doctors putting ventilators on a corona virus 'patient'

What your source?
Or u just wake up to type your minimum stupidity here?

CrestMan:


Reno is smart and intelligent BUT LACKS WISDOM! Follow him with wisdom!

And unfortunately for him Wisdom is the principal thing!

I respect this man o! But am beginning to have a rethink.

In this life, get knowledge so that you will be able to discern when someone is going OP

Offpoint:
Thread for the bottle lovers...

And that was how God picked papa nonso call.

I'm grateful for the kind of man I am.
No smoking
No drinking
No womanising
Zero friend
Zero neighbor relationship
No football watching
No computer games

Spent my life either on the computer screen or the woods listening to nature.

When I die trees and birds will miss me

Guy please get a life!

That hell boring esp Zero friends, no football watching ha!! Nawa o, u sure say u be human being??

And who would go back to lockdown??

We all know the right thing to do, let those that still have the means just stay indoors and allow those who don't have to go and hussle, that way it would curb the spread and the easing of the lockdown won't be counter productive.
These things have to do with being individually honest, if not it won't work and we would be worse than Ghana.

bolaayenimo:
As seen In Lagos today.

Very responsible behaviour but the hand sanitizer na die.

Looks like sniper.

That thing resemble 9% alcohol...

Anyway na way finally.

lalasticlala:
Twitter user, zee @oviomazee shares a video of a woman using bible as face mask.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08N_g5LEgnU

:oYou see this thing called belief? It a double edged sword. It can save and can kill.

God help us o

There is a reward for every seed sown.

We are really joking with this virus in this country and am no prophet but we should expect more.

Supreme being! Please make our leaders do the right thing, even if it means breaking their bone cos they are putting everyone into deep mess.

Okay, it is obvious we aren't ready for this.

OriOko88:

Do you know what is happening in Ghana right now after easing the lockdown.

Sure! The number keeps on rising like the sun in the east. Don't mind me o. But the situation in Ghana according to reports isn't a nice thing

Am happy with Lagos result, those pple have suffered na understatement.

If Lagosians would agree to an extra 14days lockdown just to totally end this thing it would be great, atleast their testing rate is good, so, they can actually do contact tracing, make sure there is no case (symptomatic and asymptomatic) and confidently go back to their normal businesses with no fear of hearing new cases as it is with our sister nation GHANA

The rate at which the number started increasing after they said they would relax the lockdown is really suspicious.

Be like say each state get target they wan reach cos I don't understand.

That rejected stone called Africa would soon be the chief cornerstone...

WHO should do something regarding this news and help develop it please, and also give credit to where it coming from.

Mywd:
Truly this is an inspiration
www.nairaland.com/attachments/11421383_1587819722407_jpeg1a3144ae13d6f6408f0a55cb14957220


https://mobile.twitter.com/Dele_Ologun1/status/1253945989767012357

Chai, see as him de beg for thé help, simple and straightforward. But if na naija, na so so Sir, Ma, Please, God bless you etc you go de see for the letter and las las the person no go help you o.


Oyibo, those pple simple.

Evaromantik:
Una dey waste time dey protest for government wey no dey hear word?

Corona + Hunger na im worse pass o.

Una better stay home dey suffer from hunger alone.

In a sane country yes, but here in Nigeria it won't work, yes, that what I wrote! Lockdown can never work in this country, not even in my generation, and if it is forced, trust me Anarchy would just surface like boss.

Chi59:

Fvck off

Hmmm, how many opportunities have you missed in life? Life no de straight forward as you think, someone asking you for your phone number without insult, deserves a reply without insult.

What if from phone number he asks for your account number??

Just saying sha, my brain as someone said de reason differently.

Primenet:
Still wondering were COVID-19 is taking the World to. Everything has changed.

Can you allow your Barber to barb your hair wearing this?

Am interested in how they would remove it...

nairafame:
Special adviser on media & publicity to President Muhammadu Buhari (Femi Adesina) revealed.

He wrote;


https://mobile.twitter.com/FemAdesina/status/1253318855641858054

ECOWAS never want make this Corona end be that...

Angelfrost:


Assault on a minor with intent to grievously and facially harm him.

Whoever uploaded that video has effectively brought real crisis to that home!!!

We are now encouraging and compelling parents to spare the rod... I wish you all good luck.

That boy doesn't look like I minor to me, though, he looks like someone being influenced in school by his peers.
I feel that slap was deserving, to restore factory settings.

Hmmm

Please what crime has the man commited now?

Slappingidiology