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Sports / Re: EA Sports Have Predicted Argentina To Win The World Cup by ceematics: 8:50pm On Nov 08, 2022
My Dog predicted Portugal to win it
Celebrities / Re: Migos Rapper, Takeoff Shot And Killed In Houston On Halloween Night by ceematics: 2:06pm On Nov 01, 2022
Black Tuesday for ATL rappers
Romance / Re: Why Are Naija Oloshos Always So Dirty And Ugly by ceematics: 6:25am On Oct 31, 2022
Even to wash Nyash sef na war for them. As Dem lie down like log of wood you go dey perceive shit wey Dem no comot finish since one week grin dirty set of people. Naso I wan insert my disc inside one of Dem she dey warn me say make I no put am for the wrong hole, I tell am say make she better use hand cover dat other one make I no die before my time grin
Crime / Re: Herbalist Storms Yahooboy's Home To Demand Her Share Of His "Collection" (Vid) by ceematics: 10:23am On Oct 28, 2022
Yahoo boy don cashout.. to pay dues na wahala.
Wahala for WAHALA PROMAX .

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Events / Re: Night Of Excitement And Laughter As I Go Dye, Akpororo, AY Crack Abuja Residents by ceematics: 4:36am On Oct 25, 2022
Badadvisor:
Boring people
Especially akpororo wey go dey shout like ozwor and ay wey no sabi anything about stand up comedy.
These people jokes hardly make me laugh. That's how one girl took me to one ay comedy shows i just left her there and went outside to smoke bass
boss please help ur boy with anything, I have nothing to hold unto till I get a new job. For the sake of my health pls Sir
Romance / Re: Beware Of Queen Hembadoon Atir She's A Wanted Scammer (PIX) by ceematics: 9:05am On Oct 24, 2022
I need to taste this pussy if na just 2k be her problem

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Southampton Vs Arsenal (1 - 1) On 23rd October 2022 by ceematics: 3:45pm On Oct 23, 2022
Reminderz:

well anything can still happen... I suspect a winning goal happening.. anything can happen in football
Not today.. it's a fixed match
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Southampton Vs Arsenal (1 - 1) On 23rd October 2022 by ceematics: 3:38pm On Oct 23, 2022
The game is over .. 1-1 full time if any goal enters i will give out 5k to the first person

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Tottenham Hotspur (2 - 0 ) - Live by ceematics: 9:02am On Oct 20, 2022
KINGinVAHALA:

So because he blessed you last month, any little thing you will now have to cry to him?
Na you they reign
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Tottenham Hotspur (2 - 0 ) - Live by ceematics: 10:40pm On Oct 19, 2022
Badadvisor:
Manchester united until my last breath �
Congrats on our victory Sir... pls I'm sorry to disturb you, I lost my job last two weeks things are really tough for me, I'm the one you blessed with 15k last month Sir. please I'm currently stranded with little or nothing to eat. I have no other option but to cry for help. No support from family yet. pls
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Manchester City (1 - 0) On 16th October 2022 by ceematics: 6:27pm On Oct 16, 2022
Do giveaway na.. are Liverpool fans that broke?

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Manchester City (1 - 0) On 16th October 2022 by ceematics: 5:13pm On Oct 16, 2022
Las Las na this game go cut my 31k
Business / Re: How Much Have You Saved This Year? by ceematics: 8:18pm On Oct 14, 2022
The only thing I've saved this year is my life. I give thanks to God... It's worth more than riches. Good health over Riches
Business / Re: How Much Have You Saved This Year? by ceematics: 6:20pm On Oct 14, 2022
Romance / Re: I Just Discovered My Girl Is Cheating On Me by ceematics: 6:32pm On Oct 13, 2022
Nedekid Good evening boss and compliments of the season, pls earlier I sent u a message concerning my health problem and not hearing from my uncle pls it's causing damage to my system, I'm on daily pay (500naira) and can't buy anything reasonable. pls can I get a little support from you?
Politics / Re: Mayweather Visits Amaechi, Talks About Plans To Establish Boxing Academy by ceematics: 10:23am On Oct 13, 2022
[quote author=winner37 post=117520044][/quote]
chai bossman God forbid say Sapa reach ur side abeg anyhow make I take hold body, breakfast sef no sure for me today I believe ur weight my man.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Rangers Vs Liverpool UCL (1 - 7) On 12th October 2022 by ceematics: 6:03pm On Oct 12, 2022
I see a VAWULENT result coming grin
Politics / Re: Mayweather Visits Amaechi, Talks About Plans To Establish Boxing Academy by ceematics: 4:56pm On Oct 12, 2022
winner37:






My brother ... sorry ,Been a while I wasn't around ... How things ?
boss me u don forget wetin u promise me o, abeg press me something na 00 44 14 11 82 access bank abeg Sapa don use me do Wallpaper
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: FC Copenhagen Vs Manchester City UCL ( 0 - 0) On 11th Oct 2022 by ceematics: 7:12pm On Oct 11, 2022
Saw this coming...grin
Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 16 ➜ ➜ ➜ by ceematics: 7:10pm On Oct 10, 2022
IgiveLadiesBj:

1 game
Bruh since you're desperately in need of cash I suggest u cashout. Only MANCITY straight win can stop me from cashing out.

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Travel / Re: My Trip To Malta and Gozo by ceematics: 9:20am On Oct 10, 2022
Mstravelindiva:
Giveaway coming soon friends, stay tuned!
Please I'm anticipating, hunger is in the land roasting us.
Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Becomes The First Player In History To Score 700 Club Goals by ceematics: 10:04pm On Oct 09, 2022
weljewel:
I have plenty money. I have more than enough money!
make I drop aza boss
Food / Re: How Much Does Your Favorite Bread Cost In Your Area? by ceematics: 7:05pm On Oct 07, 2022
Zazu bread 3500 No quote me abeg

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Omonia Nicosia Vs Manchester United : Europa League (2 - 3) On 6th Oct 2022 by ceematics: 7:17pm On Oct 06, 2022
ceematics:
Calm down the second goal is coming
And It's in

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Omonia Nicosia Vs Manchester United : Europa League (2 - 3) On 6th Oct 2022 by ceematics: 7:03pm On Oct 06, 2022
Calm down the second goal is coming
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs AC Milan UCL (3 - 0) On 5th October 2022 by ceematics: 7:53pm On Oct 05, 2022
1st half draw sure die
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs FC Copenhagen UCL (5 - 0) On 5th October 2022 by ceematics: 5:05pm On Oct 05, 2022
6-1 is a good result for Copen aswear
Abeg who get land wey e no dey use, i wan use am. bet on MANCITY 1/1

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Health / Re: Four Members Of A Family Die After Eating ‘Amala’ In Kogi State by ceematics: 5:20pm On Oct 03, 2022
ekaette1621:
SKULL MINING GONE WRONG.

We will be hearing Scores like this if and only if Tinubu or Atiku wins next year. Bat thing will never happen to us.


I'M PROUDLY OBIDIENT
God forbid Bat thing grin

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Celebrities / Re: Pete Edochie And Wife, Josephine, Celebrate 53rd Wedding Anniversary by ceematics: 10:55am On Oct 03, 2022
I respect this man alot, when I shook hands with him at Port Harcourt I felt like i shook the President of Nigeria.

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Education / Re: Should My Daughter Still Go To Airforce School by ceematics: 8:00am On Oct 03, 2022
deltateam:

That is not a solution since it's agbadoish in nature.
okay any more questions? as to why I'm asking for help online
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Manchester United (6 - 3) On 2nd October 2022 by ceematics: 2:56pm On Oct 02, 2022
Instead of fans to invade the pitch so the match will be abandoned they're going home grin you go still finish am for house

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Manchester United (6 - 3) On 2nd October 2022 by ceematics: 2:54pm On Oct 02, 2022
Babaj145:
The poor man has seen enough already grin grin
Aswear the man don see finish grin

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