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The way nkechi's Samsung GALAXY accesses MY SPACE on her phone, is simply out of this WORLD. |
Before the miltants attacked us on our boat, i suspected there was something FISHING. |
I'll come mend this THREAD for fun, it is SEW-entertaining. * tailors, gerrit?! * PS: commend / so |
My chemistry teacher told me; bye, see you in the market tomorrow for practicals, and i obeyed. * scientist gerrit?! * PS: 'buy C U' (cuprum: scientific name for an element named Copper) |
Immediately she saw the size of my ROOSTER she CHICKEND out::: Ladies, gerrit?! |
You forgot the, * 'Allen Berry *flash* category: These set of people are so fast, you'll start wondering if they had already started practising the keys at home before coming, they could operate the machines blindfolded, they withdraw in less than 30secs. |
end time tinz |
oh my God! Things just got messier. More avenue for corruption, all the same i hope this innovation favours students shaa. @OP what then happens to those with National Diploma opting for HND??! |
Hahahaha, okwa ''agadi football club" ... The goal keeper be like, "what is this round thing they gave me used for??" Hihihih |
aabbbaabba |
African queen don bleach, she be albino; some part dey white and black she be LATINO?! We go let your aunty know! |
OP, trust me you haven't met Vivianne. |
Lalasticlala and seun, abeg help me to solve this question oooo!!! |
Let's see them true nairaticians.
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Baba no b lie ooo, me sef dey sleep for ground these days |
Pineapp:Okay, I get you. Thanks |
Gooday Nairalanders, I was hearing a gospel music today which was definitely davido's 'skelewu,' but the difference was that, it was with a gospel lyrics, also I've heard 'kukere4jesus,' and the likes of them, sometimes instrumentalists in church use the rhythm/beats/tunes of wordly musics just to praise God. Please I'll like to know is it right for a gospel singer/instrumentalist to give godly lyrics/tunes to wordly beats. * What do you think?! * |
django1:Noo, she is under her label now __ 'nyraNation' |
I'm sure with this new discovery of gravi. Wave, uzi. would sure use it rightly. |
Bullocks!!! The cloth looking like Jago logo and also WAEC's |
Oshogbo!!! Hahahaha |
No be my fault ooo, went to market today na him one woman begin shout.. ''Uncle, Eja Nla- Eja nla,". I turned to see Dbanj, to my utmost suprise... I Saw this.... @ *photo* Mtshew, was so angry with the woman ehnnn!!!
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Alagbado!!! Chaaai, I pray for this oh Lord!!! |
Alagbado!!! This Muno can sing ehn! |
*passing* |
From Experience... I deduced the following; * You are still a Virgin * You and Boredom are always together, due to Idleness * You fantasize a lot *from the p*rn I guess* * Finally and Obviously, you watch p*rn frequently. SOLUTION Get busy brother, get a work to do or something, anytime the thought of watching p*rn comes up, chat up with a friend. The weed here is the p*rn, the p*rn makes so many fantasies in your head that when you see a girl, you'll wish you could play out a figment of your sexual fantasy in reality. I hope this helps. |
i had a guy back then in school who woo-ed ladies through JONZING ... He was the very funny type and he is literally not the 'shaming-shy' type.. Whenever he sees a girl, he'll go by with flatteries and teases and this earned him so many babes (both those he valued and not) and guess what, 'he was a broke a*s' ... sometimes, he' would come and borrow money from his guys just to impress them... |
kingsmok:bro, yo pics look scary |
Chimaritoponcho:Oooo! The 'Davindo' look alike.... |
Lalasticlala push this thing upfront like a cleavage naaa! |
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