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LiteratureRe: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by ceeSleek(m): 3:04pm On Jul 21, 2016
The way nkechi's Samsung GALAXY accesses MY SPACE on her phone, is simply out of this WORLD.
LiteratureRe: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by ceeSleek(m): 2:57pm On Jul 21, 2016
Before the miltants attacked us on our boat, i suspected there was something FISHING.
LiteratureRe: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by ceeSleek(m): 2:38pm On Jul 21, 2016
I'll come mend this THREAD for fun, it is SEW-entertaining.


* tailors, gerrit?! *

PS: commend / so
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LiteratureRe: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by ceeSleek(m):
My chemistry teacher told me; bye, see you in the market tomorrow for practicals, and i obeyed.

* scientist gerrit?! *
PS: 'buy C U' (cuprum: scientific name for an element named Copper)
LiteratureRe: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by ceeSleek(m): 2:08pm On Jul 21, 2016
Immediately she saw the size of my ROOSTER she CHICKEND out:::
Ladies, gerrit?!
BusinessRe: 9 Annoying Sets Of Nigerians You'd Meet At An ATM Queue by ceeSleek(m): 9:49pm On Jul 07, 2016
You forgot the,


* 'Allen Berry *flash* category: These set of people are so fast, you'll start wondering if they had already started practising the keys at home before coming, they could operate the machines blindfolded, they withdraw in less than 30secs.
BusinessRe: Union Bank Introduces SMS Banking by ceeSleek(m): 12:42pm On Jul 07, 2016
end time tinz
EducationRe: The Modalities For 2016/2017 Admission Processes Into Higher Institutions by ceeSleek(m): 2:14pm On Jul 04, 2016
oh my God! Things just got messier. More avenue for corruption, all the same i hope this innovation favours students shaa. @OP what then happens to those with National Diploma opting for HND??!
PoliticsRe: Obasanjo Pictured In A Full Football Kit by ceeSleek(m): 10:00am On Jul 03, 2016
Hahahaha, okwa ''agadi football club" ...

The goal keeper be like, "what is this round thing they gave me used for??"

Hihihih
EducationRe: Simple English Test! by ceeSleek(m): 3:56pm On Jun 22, 2016
aabbbaabba
Nairaland GeneralRe: Roasted Plantain Or Fingers? Caption This (photo) by ceeSleek(m): 9:46pm On Mar 29, 2016
African queen don bleach, she be albino; some part dey white and black she be LATINO?! We go let your aunty know!
RomanceRe: Nigeria Girls Dont Know How To Kiss At All by ceeSleek(m): 4:04pm On Feb 25, 2016
OP, trust me you haven't met Vivianne.
EducationRe: Solve This!!! by ceeSleek(op): 5:48pm On Feb 24, 2016
Lalasticlala and seun, abeg help me to solve this question oooo!!!
EducationSolve This!!! by ceeSleek(op): 5:46pm On Feb 24, 2016
Let's see them true nairaticians.

HealthRe: current hot weather in Nigeria: share your frustration by ceeSleek(m): 7:27pm On Feb 20, 2016
Baba no b lie ooo, me sef dey sleep for ground these days
Christianity EtcRe: Godly Lyrics to Wordly Beats by ceeSleek(op): 2:00pm On Feb 14, 2016
Pineapp:
How do you define"worldly beat"huh

God gives talent.
Someone who has that talent of making up different sounds has done it.
Some people who can sing has sang a song in a way that it aligns with the sounds.

One of the singer chose to say " I'm going to heaven",in his song.
The other decided that"shake your waist", is his own lyrics.

So......
Okay, I get you. Thanks
Christianity EtcGodly Lyrics to Wordly Beats by ceeSleek(op): 10:36am On Feb 14, 2016
Gooday Nairalanders, I was hearing a gospel music today which was definitely davido's 'skelewu,' but the difference was that, it was with a gospel lyrics, also I've heard 'kukere4jesus,' and the likes of them, sometimes instrumentalists in church use the rhythm/beats/tunes of wordly musics just to praise God.



Please I'll like to know is it right for a gospel singer/instrumentalist to give godly lyrics/tunes to wordly beats.


* What do you think?! *
Music/RadioRe: VIDEO: 'For My Matter' (Remix) - Emma Nyra Ft. Patoranking by ceeSleek(m): 2:01pm On Feb 12, 2016
django1:
Is she no longer with MMG?
Noo, she is under her label now __ 'nyraNation'
CelebritiesRe: BankyW's Trainer Showing Him The Definition Of "Getting High" by ceeSleek(m): 2:22am On Feb 12, 2016
I'm sure with this new discovery of gravi. Wave, uzi. would sure use it rightly.
FashionRe: Rate This My Picture And The Tailor That Sewed the cloth? by ceeSleek(m): 11:01am On Feb 11, 2016
Bullocks!!! The cloth looking like Jago logo and also WAEC's
EducationRe: That Moment When You Have Become Custome To Jamb..hilarious Pics!!! by ceeSleek(m): 10:49am On Feb 11, 2016
Oshogbo!!! Hahahaha
RomanceMy selfie with Eja Nla today (photo) by ceeSleek(op): 10:46am On Feb 11, 2016
No be my fault ooo, went to market today na him one woman begin shout.. ''Uncle, Eja Nla- Eja nla,". I turned to see Dbanj, to my utmost suprise...













I Saw this.... @ *photo*


Mtshew, was so angry with the woman ehnnn!!!

FamilyRe: Amazing Five Generations Family Photo by ceeSleek(m): 10:25am On Feb 11, 2016
Alagbado!!! Chaaai, I pray for this oh Lord!!!
CelebritiesRe: Paul Okoye, Toke Makinwa And Munosings Pictured by ceeSleek(m): 10:22am On Feb 11, 2016
Alagbado!!! This Muno can sing ehn!
RomanceRe: Pregnant Lesbian Kafayat Adegoke Blasted For Tricking Man (Pic) by ceeSleek(m): 7:49am On Feb 08, 2016
*passing*
RomanceRe: I Am Not Happy With My Sexual Feelings. by ceeSleek(m): 6:28pm On Jan 30, 2016
From Experience... I deduced the following;


* You are still a Virgin

* You and Boredom are always together, due to Idleness

* You fantasize a lot *from the p*rn I guess*

* Finally and Obviously, you watch p*rn frequently.


SOLUTION

Get busy brother, get a work to do or something, anytime the thought of watching p*rn comes up, chat up with a friend. The weed here is the p*rn, the p*rn makes so many fantasies in your head that when you see a girl, you'll wish you could play out a figment of your sexual fantasy in reality.

I hope this helps.
RomanceRe: How Did You Woo Your Girlfriend? by ceeSleek(m): 11:57am On Jan 28, 2016
i had a guy back then in school who woo-ed ladies through JONZING ... He was the very funny type and he is literally not the 'shaming-shy' type.. Whenever he sees a girl, he'll go by with flatteries and teases and this earned him so many babes (both those he valued and not) and guess what, 'he was a broke a*s' ... sometimes, he' would come and borrow money from his guys just to impress them...
RomanceRe: Did You Ever Drink This? by ceeSleek(op): 6:46pm On Jan 27, 2016
kingsmok:
ahhhh nice drink bt where u born then or ur parents told you, talk true I know go beat u
bro, yo pics look scary
RomanceRe: Lil Kesh Look Alike by ceeSleek(op): 6:45pm On Jan 27, 2016
Chimaritoponcho:
I started dis lookalike thing .a million likes to me abeg
Oooo! The 'Davindo' look alike....
RomanceRe: Lil Kesh Look Alike by ceeSleek(op): 5:50pm On Jan 27, 2016
RomanceRe: Lil Kesh Look Alike by ceeSleek(op): 5:35pm On Jan 27, 2016
Lalasticlala push this thing upfront like a cleavage naaa!

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