₦airaland Forum

cremedelacreme:
My android phone don chop my money tire, na
him I come vex yesterday sell am, come take
some money buy Chinaphone! The phone get TV,
Touch screen, Nail cutter, Fire lighter etc. I fit
write Text message with toothpicks sef. But now
am in bigger trouble!!!
1. E go full after 3 minutes of charging.
2. The spellings get mistakes e.g NokLa,
blackderry, i-pon, samswag etc.
3. When aeroplane pass, e go record "One missed
Call".
4. When a big car horn; e go show "Charger
connected"
5. When Chinese man pass, e go show: "One
Bluetooth device found"
6. When fine lady waka pass, e go show "WiFi
On"
7. When ugly lady waka pass, e go show, "Virus
detected"
Abeg ooo! I wan sell am! Who wan buy ooo?
Even as I dey find buyer, e dey show me for
screen say "No contacts found"

Hahahaha I Don laugh tire guy abeg now u too funny

Benita27:
The act of ungratefulness isn't tied to a particular gender but both. Don't tell me you don't have a male friend who has at some point forgotten your kind gestures towards him.

It is something common with females, they believe being a girl should attract favor once they are in need and don't necessarily have to show gratitude

plainol:
I know of some few do folks who have gone to SA.
Their Aim? I'm yet to understand.

Have they gone to study? NO
Gone to do business? CAN'T SAY
Gone for vacation? No

They will only tell you they are traveling out without no clear direction of where they are heading to.

Now, when they are sent back in casket for committing crime, we complain.

Imagine a stranger just land in your community with no vision, and in 3 months, your siblings and other teenagers in your community starts to deviate and are becoming uncontrollable. How will you feel? what option, method or solution will you prefer to send out the stranger that is about to destroy the future of your family and community.

It was Nigerians that corrupted South Africans, they have been known for violent conduct eg rape and other violent crimes it is true that Nigerians made it worse. S. A have never really liked Nigerians cos they feel Nigerians come over there to take their jobs but they forget most of them are uneducated. Killing Nigerians ain't the solutions, deport anyone that commit crime and let those who do legitimate business stay and live in peace.

omaguibu:
Hmmmmm the day I will read about a prophet prophesying that Nigerians will prosper I will know that the world will come an end that year. Everywhere prophecy of horror. In the days of the old, fear and anxiety lead people to RELIGION but these days RELIGION itself has become causes of Fear and anxiety just to attract our compelling attention.

If you think it will get better sorry that not gonna happen this is end time perilous time here already not just in Nigeria but all around the world

Opakan2:
The coward coconut head who ran away dressed in mini skirt & blouse

He later bowed to superior yoruba intelligence that killed his life dream and struggle in no time.
Moral of the story.. Respect yorubas

Are you listening to urself? you and your lot never stop hating d igbos all cos of ur jealousy. It kills u to know that igbos are super intelligent, how it must pain you waking up in the midnight with sweat all over your face from ur nightmare of igbo man. Smh that's y u guys will never cease to come up with all sorts of things to stop them, remain with ur hausa and fulani and watch them massacre you lot.

VcStunner:
Whether na fear no allow this bros take good pictures abi you dey use symbian fone?
Well, good you made it to the bunker, history will never forget the ingenuity of the igbo man. I don't know how they do it, but they get things done. Period.

Spot on bro, you sure know how to say it the way it is.

thesicilian:
Bunker escape route. That must have been where he escaped through to Abidjan after he lost the war.

Is that what ur grandpa told you? well it is written no Victor no vanquish.

sarrki:
I will not say anything
Long live muhammadu Buhari
Long live federal republic of Nigeria

Yea it's better cos you sure know how to say irrelevant and meaningless things.

Lagusta:
what did you say

so if your daughter writes a job application you would scold her??

africans love to be backwards meehn.....

Call it whatever you like, white men have always been ur role models am not against writing applications. All am saying is good morals first before application. The world is getting worse to worst cos of lack good parental upbringing.

totit:
At the emboldened :
But why do some of you iboes reason down south?
Can you prove the emboldened? And besides, if there are more iboes in SE than the whole of Lagos or SW and you are so good at developing other people's land. How come your vast population in SE couldn't developed alaigbo as you did with Lagos.?

Honestly, I don taaya for you people. The way you reason can be so annoying.

Anyway, I will be here waiting for you to prove to the whole world how you developed Lagos with less ibos population while the whole of SE with vast population of iboes couldn't achieved the same hence you lamentation.
Mtchew

I don't get ur point igbo hater

Lagusta:
hahahaha, sharp babe....

meanwhile in nigeria.... &yr old girls are busy begging their moms for barbie dolls and being taught to say "jesus is my boyfriend, satan go away"

At that age having good morals and having barbie dolls is more important than writing job applications.

ednut1:
goan marry crew. is marriage really worth all dis shit

It depends on ur perception on marriage

[quote author=kateskitty post=53708393][/quote]This is the reason why there are lots of breakups nowadays what do women really want? . He is ur fiancee and you initiate a chat with some guy saying hello handsome? , really?

You should be happy God is preventing you from fornication and you consummating your relationship? Are you married to ur bf?. If your bf is turned off cos ur bleeding then let him stay off cos as far as am concerned bleeding is part of being a woman, can he be happy dating you if you don't see ur monthly flow? It's normal OK. Get married first and If it continue then seek a doctor's advice.

dionysus7:
lol no one forced you to watch it, i dont know why you think you're better off, its not as if you're better off. So you sat down to write this epistle on someone else' lifestyle. self righteous mofo

And you that sat down to watch it and not condemning what did you learn from it huh??

Dhayor001:
It is sad that most do not see the ills of the show at a glance. I have asked severally what the aims and objectives of the show are, trust me, not one of those wide-eyed, mouth-foaming, ecstatic audience has been able to say anything meaningful.

To make matters terribly worse, the show is easily accessible by almost everybody! I mean, where is NBC at this crucial time when the normalcy of our societal norms and standards are being raped openly?

The show is forbidden in my home. Call me autocratic and stiff but i will not raise kids that are by default consumers of soft porn, smoking, drinking and whatever other social vices are on parade on the show.

Spot on

AshawoGirl:
Who will take me out this val?

I will but on one condition?

midehi2:
I don't fart, i don't shiit

Correct girl meaning that you don't eat your number pld

midehi2:
I don't fart, i don't shiit

Correct girl meaning that you don't eat your number pls

It means you are looking fresher more attractive and of course beautiful

ToriBlue:
You must be crazy. So dark girl no girl no fit born pikin for you. You guys are the reason why some women bleach.

Touche

adefat:
l received also

Its not a scam, quite genuine. If you have what it takes please go and get d job.

Lagusta:
Hmmmmmm

Then let him do the calling then, u do texting....

Our calls are like 60/40.As d guy I call her d more and she calls too, she is not really d texting type tho. But I can tell you distant relationship is not for everyone cos it's quite demanding but sweet.

Lagusta:
Hmmmmmm

Then let him do the calling then, u do texting....

Our calls are like 60/40.As d guy I call her d more and she calls too, she is not really d texting type tho. But I can tell distant relationship is not for everyone cos it's quite demanding but sweet.

Alero3Arubi:
Thank you so much for sharing this.
But how did you make it for 2 yrs!

Communication and once in a while visit but remember from day one we knew were the relationship was leading to both families were aware.

Alero3Arubi:
So should I refuse his calls everyday and pick only once a month?

See it's not rocket science, if you love him you can make it work. I have been on a distant relationship for two years, I can tell you it's been awesome despite the usual once in a while fight. You need trust communication and friendship. Sometimes just be naughty talk about everything. Both of us are getting married in few months time. You are d only one to make it work but remember if you are the cheating type forget it cos you will be found out at the end of d day.

AmuEwu:
Sir please how can I contact you privately / personally

Thinking about ur moniker makes me sick!

AmuEwu:
Sir please how can I contact you privately / personally

Thinking about ur moniker makes me sick!

makydebbie:
Pls spare me that!
When you guys use the toilet, or even roadside you don't clean your hands or even use a sanitizer. Don't say ladies alone it goes with both sides.

I love this girl very passionate

YellowEyeBalls:
and you had to comment?

Never fuqed a married woman Tho.. Hence the reason I brought it here

You know you shouldn't do it but it's all about ur choice bro but remember what goes around comes around

ikenna2323:
Its up and going now

I hope it's OK to apply through that email address as displayed via the Web link?

virginboy1:
That akward moment when you put a porn disc in your dvd player and electricity goes off,you will be carrying a dvd like a laptop 8-)

At ur age you still watch porn?. God have mercy on you!