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FamilyRe: Between Your Mom And Dad, Who Gave You The Real Beating Of Your Life? by cejaypriesty(m): 5:20pm On May 05, 2023
My mom knows how to show her children love but she was a general when it comes to flogging my god! She flogged me like so much ,my dad didn't beat me and my younger brother for once when he was alive maybe because we were his last two children i can't tell .
FamilyRe: My Dad Insists That My Fiancée Must Take Fertility Test Before Marriage by cejaypriesty(m): 8:11am On May 05, 2023
It's a simple thing ,do the test and don't complicate matters for yourself besides I would advice you to keep the marriage plan aside and get to know this girl in person I mean offline before the marriage plans. But then you don't live in Nigeria, though I will advice to check this girl out well before committing your life to her in marriage .As for the test I see no big deal in it do it so your dad can be happy .
PoliticsRe: Army Rescues 2 More Chibok Girls With Kids, 2 Aid Workers In Borno by cejaypriesty(m): 7:54am On May 05, 2023
Samantha124:
Oh! Okay.

But what about those that got abducted as Christians? Do they eventually convert back to Christianity after being rescued?
It is becomes a thing of choice since they are now free
CelebritiesRe: Eedris Abdulkareem, Tony Tetuila And Artquake At The Club by cejaypriesty(m): 2:17pm On May 04, 2023
Godwin4444:
please is there an alphabet like kp?

Just curious
Yes in African languages
CultureRe: The "Bushbaby" Tale, Is It Real Or Fake?(photo) by cejaypriesty(m): 3:13pm On May 03, 2023
rash47:
Ufo , alien, mermaid are not only fakes but tales to sooth some segment of the society...
If you leave in plateau you will never say mermaid are fake
PoliticsRe: Abia Speaker, Chinedum Orji Impeached (Video) by cejaypriesty(m): 7:47am On May 03, 2023
hardbody:
I am sorry to ask but is this Orji one of rhe descendants of the patrimony of the state dating back to Orji Uzo Kalu through TA Orji and Okezie? I don't seem to know this guy or maybe he was foisted on the people by the powers that be

In anycase, good riddance to bad rubbish. Abia shall rise again
He is the son of T.A Orjih the governor Orjih Kalu selected after leaving office
PoliticsRe: Oluomo-led Lagos Park Administration: Sanwo-olu To Appeal Judgement by cejaypriesty(m): 6:29am On Apr 22, 2023
Parlance:
This is so heartbreaking, Nigerians are truly suffering in this hard times.. may God touch the heart of a good samaritan to help you dear
You keep opening new accounts all in the name of begging yet you can come online with data
CrimeRe: Hippopotamus Kills A Pregnant Woman In Makurdi by cejaypriesty(m): 5:23am On Apr 22, 2023
AchrafHakimi:
Nice.
Hyenas and vultures need food too.
Are you kidding? so you rather want a human to die all for the sake of feeding a beast right ?
RomanceRe: Which Of These Ladies Should I Go For? by cejaypriesty(m): 2:33am On Apr 20, 2023
Bahamas95:
I wonder why some guys get married or consider getting married to their classmates. Most classmates are agemates, I can never get married to my agemate. Most women age faster than men, later in life your wife would look like your elder sister or mum.


I met some of my secondary school classmates sometime ago, you won't even believe we were classmates. They all look more matured than me, fat and all that......My girlfriend even called one aunty grin. I know I will also call their husbands bros because I am very sure they'll be far older than me.
grin grin
HealthRe: Erectile Dysfunction Driving Me To Sucide by cejaypriesty(m): 12:14pm On Apr 19, 2023
balo777:
First off, the sucide was a joke. I would never do such. But I really need help What is a man without his dick?

I'll start from the beginning.

As a child, I used to be very anxious, it's even worse now that I'm a grown man. My anxiety can be so bad that my heart will be beating super fast like I want to die. This even happens when I'm with a woman, or when my woman tell me she's coming on so-so-so date. I've tried breathing technique but it doesn't work.

When I wake up in the morning, I get normal erection, say thirty minutes, after urinating. But when I'm with a woman, I can't perform. The only time I get effortless erection is in the morning. Every other period it's not so easy, and especially before sex.

I used to rely on drugs to help me. But one day, even Viagra failed me. Although, the anxiety was through the roof on that day and I had weak erection that can't penetrate. But when she left, after some hours, my anxiety level went down again. This happens with every girl. I usually don't have sex drive, in fact, it's only when I wake up I do.

I've failed my girlfriend. Although she's been understanding and told me she'll stay if I can find a solution to this.

From test to medicine, what can I do?
Contact fekomi and it will be all over
CrimeRe: Kaduna: Five Abducted Students Of GSS Awon Kachia, Escape From Terrorists' Den by cejaypriesty(m): 1:13am On Apr 19, 2023
Minat2:
Pls guys don't just scroll pass, pls kindly assist me i have,i have nothing left again for me and my brother to feed. We have been hungry since this week pls assist us with whatever little you have in any little way, we will be eternally grateful. May God almighty bless u and come to your aid as u have come to ours. Amen.
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You open this account yesterday just to beg instead of looking for a way to get sometiib doing but no begging is more convenient better go n look for a job
EventsRe: Who Is To Pay For An Introduction Reception In A Bride House by cejaypriesty(m): 8:06am On Apr 18, 2023
BmAe:
During an introduction or let me say bride price negotiation and payment, the man will bring drinks, bring gift then carry his people down to his woman's house and then pay money for the wedding.

The question now is will he be the one to also pay for the food that the woman and her parents will cook when he and his people visit?

Will the man pay for the food or support since he is coming as a visitor with his people.
The bride's family pays for the food and refreshments with the groom also contributing towards refreshments depending on the number of expected visitors using mine as a yardstick
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage Escapes Kidnap Attempt, Suspects Arrested by cejaypriesty(m): 6:50am On Apr 15, 2023
Mother05:
Please if anybody can help me with any little amount to eat I will be very happy. Feeding is a big problem for me and my family please no matter how small. I havent eaten anything since yesterday in the morning pls. My dad is a retired teacher and my mom is late. Am a single mother with my own son mouth to feed, the little money i make have use it to cater for my dad illness and pay house rent but his health is getting worst. Now we can't even eat or buy water to drink. Please if you're reading this message pls come to our aid, no matter how small it will go a long way pls. May God meet you at the point of your need as you have show us mercy amen
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You have been begging over a year now why not look for a job than having to beg on a faceless platform don't you think it is shameful ?you have money for data but don't have any to eat
PoliticsRe: Orji Uzor Kalu holds Funeral Service for late Ex-wife, Ifeoma (Photos) by cejaypriesty(m): 1:32pm On Apr 12, 2023
Darkandhandsom:
And the first place you remember after your return from the kidnappers den is nairaland? Oboy dey play
grin grin
CrimeRe: Delta Man Arrested After Teenage Friend Dies Of Tramadol Overdose In Apartment by cejaypriesty(m): 8:23am On Apr 12, 2023
Many years ago I took tramadol 500mg two tabs.I vomited everything inside my stomach my eyes was getting dim my gf then was very scared according to her I look dead still alive. I remember as I was struggling to live I called a pastor and told him everything then he prayed a simple prayer for me and I dozed off by the time I woke up I was completely fine that was the last time that I tried that nonsense .

God gave me another opportunity to live and I'm not gonna waste it being tribalistic and insensitive on nairaland .
RomanceRe: Broke Up With My Cheating Partner by cejaypriesty(m): 7:06pm On Apr 09, 2023
luminouz:
Jesus fuqin Christ!

I knew men like you would come out to defend rubbish. Shey dem cûrse you with this mentality of defending hôes ni? Even when it's glaring she cheated, you are still defending her? It's men like you that have made these women bold enough to do the rubbish they are doing.

She was in a friend's place and said na lawyers office she dey? Which one was easier to confess?
You are a simp,nigga
Say whatever you to say without using a curse word for christ I beg you
FamilyRe: Homeless Man And Wife Get Help From Twitter As They Go Viral by cejaypriesty(m): 6:02pm On Apr 08, 2023
OdogwuMoney6:
I pray they return back to square one, rubbish... Help that will not last.....When God has not answered my own prayers, Na the prayers if people wey I better pass him wan answer?
This is the reason you won't get help trust me
PoliticsRe: Five-star Retirement: Matawalle, Wike, Okowa, Umahi, Ganduje To Get Mansions by cejaypriesty(m): 9:39am On Apr 08, 2023
Ikpeazu of Abia needs to retire without benefits and all his properties seized ,lock him up for life he deserves nothing good undecided
CrimeRe: Murdered UNIBEN Student, Desmond Obukobo, Was A Cultist, Killed By Rival Group by cejaypriesty(m): 3:38pm On Apr 05, 2023
Lamanii22:
Can’t cultism be scrapped it has done more harm than good… many young fellows would still be alive if there was nothing like cultism….
If you can scrap terrorist groups then you can scrap cult groups
CrimeRe: Murdered UNIBEN Student, Desmond Obukobo, Was A Cultist, Killed By Rival Group by cejaypriesty(m): 3:36pm On Apr 05, 2023
Torg77:
stop using english you don't know just to feel among. Lol its not exuberant. Its exuberance
English isn't your mother tongue my friend grin
CrimeRe: Murdered UNIBEN Student, Desmond Obukobo, Was A Cultist, Killed By Rival Group by cejaypriesty(m): 3:30pm On Apr 05, 2023
Creditalerts:
RUGGED FLAMMER
RUGGED OMI
Those commoradoes with a long tail we shall jam their frequency
RIP
🔥 🔥 🔥
Better run to Jesus and stop flirting with the devil life has no duplicate and hell is real
FamilyRe: I Won't Grant My Wife Divorce Till She Swear Before Deity -Man Tells Abuja Court by cejaypriesty(m): 9:04am On Apr 02, 2023
Mayeldah:
All these deities no get power again, politicians have corrupted them.

Where was Alikwu and all the deities in Idoma land when Fulani terrorists were killing their people?

Na only where women and ordinary people dey deities dey get power, when them see guns them go mute
grin cheesy
PoliticsRe: Peter Mbah, Police, Others Flee During Certificate Of Return Presentation by cejaypriesty(m): 3:17pm On Mar 31, 2023
thesicilian:
A good journalist would have tried to find out the source of the explosion before rushing to press
I agree
CelebritiesRe: Korra Obidi Buys $1.6M Home In The USA (Video) by cejaypriesty(m): 3:14pm On Mar 31, 2023
seanwilliam:
Congrats ma.


still doesn’t negate the fact that you’re a hôe and single mother grin
She is a divorcee
PoliticsRe: I Knew Professor Oti Would Be Unfair, She Has Same Name With Alex Otti - Ikpeazu by cejaypriesty(m): 1:39pm On Mar 31, 2023
Go home after your tenure and rest .I guess she was also the returning officer that made you lose your senatorial seat too .You and your predecessors are the reason Abia state look like a remote village after 24yrs.
EducationRe: Covenant University CBT Centre Denies Candidates Wearing Hijab From Writing Mock by cejaypriesty(m): 7:45am On Mar 31, 2023
padi94:
I no dey think straight, if them fix that exam inside mosque, we know that no woman wil enter there without Hijab.

Ordinary nairaland here them dey tell us to swear say we believe in allah before we enter thread to comment.
grin cheesy
PoliticsRe: I Am Suffering From Pneumonia, Cardiac Arrhythmia - Akpabio Declines EFCC Invita by cejaypriesty(m): 12:33pm On Mar 30, 2023
DenreleDave:
grin grin grin

Akpabio has learnt so much from Peter Obi, Kalu, Dino and Okorocha....

The south east politicians like Obi and co are influencing the south south badly..


grin grin grin grin grin grin
Is Dino from South South?
PoliticsRe: I Was Threatened To Manipulate Results – Abia INEC Returning Officer Oti (Video) by cejaypriesty(m): 7:54am On Mar 30, 2023
Like seriously?
This country sef.
Na so everyone go dey form Saint until dem open dem yansh like fowls.
Just imagine!!
Na so PandoraObi running mate dey collect money dash those corrupt politicians degrees like water, where you become a Barrister in 2 years!
There was a country!![/quote]And you believe whatever you hear on social media ,she is not a Saint or she said was that she allowed people's mandate to prevail .That she should commended forget all other unproven stories.
PoliticsRe: I Was Threatened To Manipulate Results – Abia INEC Returning Officer Oti (Video) by cejaypriesty(m): 7:51am On Mar 30, 2023
OGwales:
Madam rest... We don hear but we are not interested in your long story. You simply favoured your husband distance cousin, Otti. Plus you were fully paid by INEC. The INEC chairman was also threatened by the dense, yet he no make noise. He simply did his job yes, The INEC chairman did better and the will of the loving Nigerians prevailed.
Keep deceiving yourself

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