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Politics / Re: "Abacha Buried 500 Human Heads In Aso Rock; Yahaya Jameh Caused Buhari Illness" by Celcius: 3:33pm On Jan 08, 2018
Story. People be calling Abacha name anyhow because he's dead. If he were alive his head would have made it 501. Where was this man when a General and fmr. CDS went kneeling before a fellow General?

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Romance / Re: Mention A Nairalander You'll Love To Spend One Week With Here(Photo) by Celcius: 8:52pm On Jan 06, 2018
Phintohlar.
She's dope.
Jokes Etc / Re: Photo Of Pupils Receiving Goats For Coming First In Their Respective Classes by Celcius: 6:46pm On Jan 04, 2018
It must have helped during the Christmas.
Celebrities / Re: E-money And His Security Personels Having Fun In His Hometown - Photos by Celcius: 11:39am On Jan 04, 2018
Airforce1:


You don't expect a billionaire be moving around without securities do you?
Of course not. But we must also learn from things like this.
First, that statistics cannot help Nigeria. Its reported that the ratio of police to citizen is 1:460. Now if Emoney, and he isnt the only one, can keep 4, then how can we get it right with the indices and statistics we have for better policing?
And the same goes for programmes of all MDAs.

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Celebrities / Re: E-money And His Security Personels Having Fun In His Hometown - Photos by Celcius: 11:26am On Jan 04, 2018
Only one man with all these security details?
Politics / Re: As At Today, Everything Is Wrong With Nigeria Under President Buhari – Fayose by Celcius: 6:24am On Jan 03, 2018
As of now, even if Buhari leave I fear problems would plague Nigeria still.
Omoku killings should tell everyone we're far gone.
Politics / Re: Federal Ministry Of Power's Statement On The Blackout On The National Grid. by Celcius: 2:13am On Jan 03, 2018
Mine came on and off...on and off...on and off again.
In fact, my own is doing like Chrismas Light.
How far?

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TV/Movies / Re: Good News!! Big Brother Naija 3 #bbnaija Set To Start On The 28 Of January 2018 by Celcius: 6:30am On Jan 02, 2018
...and you exclaimed "Good News"?
Celebrities / Re: [Photo Splash] Okonjo-Iweala’s And Chinua Achebe’s Families Become One by Celcius: 1:56pm On Jan 01, 2018
Congrats to them.
This is what our Rev. Fr. advised for the year o.
Be associated with people that add value to your life.
Politics / Re: 17 Achievements of Buhari's Gov't In 2017 - Presidency by Celcius: 11:01am On Jan 01, 2018
Only point 10 & 15 are tenable. The rest are ABSOLUTE balderdash.

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Celebrities / Re: Gs by Celcius: 6:30pm On Dec 31, 2017
...and you carry your iPhone to church to snap things like this because you wanna make headline.
You are guilty of iService.

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Politics / Re: A by Celcius: 3:29pm On Dec 31, 2017
Okayyy... today is Dullarpo's unofficial birthday?
They day her removed democratically elected government and came to limelight.
Politics / Re: Police To Start Arresting Anyone Found Making Phone Calls/ Smoking At Petrol St by Celcius: 3:27pm On Dec 31, 2017
Abi...time to start acting civilized, rather than continue wishing.
Romance / Re: 10 Year Old Rich Boy Dating 22-year-old Famous Pretty Model Buys Her Iphone X. by Celcius: 10:41am On Dec 30, 2017
Oyibo!!!
Them no born you well to try am for our area. Your mama friends will finish her with mushu mushu.

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Politics / Re: President Buhari Angry About His Son's Accident, Blames Security Aides by Celcius: 9:40am On Dec 29, 2017
Na wa o.
Everyone know how hard it is to monitor and guide "big man" pikin.
They never hear. They can just prevail on their mom to send you packing. Its a lose lose situation with them.
You mean well for them, they hate you, you out.
You leave them alone, any mistep, you out...mostly with senseless parents sha.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For Ongoing Nigerdock Nigeria Plc Recruitment 2017 by Celcius: 6:33pm On Dec 27, 2017
luckyfarms:
Please
Please any update yet from Nigerdock as regards those who took the online assessment test?
No.
Celebrities / Re: Toolz Sets Social Media On Fire As She Shows Off Cleavage by Celcius: 11:24am On Dec 27, 2017
Una try.
To be honest, she make sense.
She's a celeb, even bad publicity is good for business.
Tools is somewhat conservative, compared to some that go way overboard.
Politics / Re: 2019: Fresh Panic Grips Opposition by Celcius: 2:40pm On Dec 24, 2017
Buhari is the last ace the ruling party has, anything other than that will make it too easy for the PDP.
The APC governors have hinged their return on PMB, because individually they've preformed dismally.
Crime / Re: Popular Calabar Night Club Owner, Akeem Buries 2 Kids & Piglet In Front Of Club by Celcius: 2:03pm On Dec 23, 2017
Jesus!!!
I cover my money with the Blood of Jesus.
Chai...
Family / Re: Picture Of The Day: Plateau State Governor Parks To Buy Black Market. by Celcius: 11:43am On Dec 23, 2017
It is finished.
Politics / Re: Aisha Yesufu Blasts President Buhari Over Fuel Scarcity, Failed Economy by Celcius: 11:39am On Dec 23, 2017
Y'all voted him. Live with it.
Its not obvious, Nigerians didn't vote for Buhari, they voted against Jonathan and his reckless first lady.

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Politics / Re: I Just Bought Fuel At 330 Naira Per Liter. Thank You Baba by Celcius: 11:51am On Dec 22, 2017
Mehn....so my case is even better. Bought a litre for N200 today at Agbara in Lagos.

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Politics / Re: BREAKING: Osun Workers Declare Strike Over Half Salary by Celcius: 11:38am On Dec 22, 2017
Even a revolution won't be a bad idea. This happens only in Africa, especially Nigeria where leaders treat others as sub-humans.
We must rise against this modern day slavery and oppression like its happening in Libya.
Crime / Re: Police Blow Up Testicles Of Kidnappers In Abia State (Graphic Photos, Video) by Celcius: 9:06am On Dec 22, 2017
So wrong.
For y'all above, the question remain; with rampant mob justice and extra-judicial killings, has criminal activities been any less in relation to methods adopted by Western countries?

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Celebrities / Re: Agbani Darego Celebrates Her 35th Birthday Today: Throwback Vs Recent Photos by Celcius: 8:49am On Dec 22, 2017
Homeboiy:
She no even fine as people dey classify her
I'm just wondering how you get mind type this thing.
Its a free world sha...your woman or mom may not be as fine as she is, yet you call them the finest. So respect other people's opinion.

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Politics / Re: Bill To Regulate Arbitrary Bank Charges Passes Second Reading by Celcius: 5:05pm On Dec 21, 2017
Wonderful. They're Corporate thieves.
Give loans, no. Give interest on savings, no. Give jobs, no...okayyy yes, but we no pay well.
Interest on loan you try collect, 29%/p.a. Interest on your fixed deposit, 8-10%/p.a

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Politics / Re: Bill To Regulate Arbitrary Bank Charges Passes Second Reading by Celcius: 4:58pm On Dec 21, 2017
Wonderful. They're Corporate thieves.
Give loans, no. Give interest on savings, no. Give jobs, no...okayyy yes, but we no pay well.
Interest on loan you try collect, 29%/p.a. Interest on your fixed deposit, 8-10%/p.a

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Family / Re: Man Sues Best Friend For Failing To Impregnate Wife After 75 Attempts by Celcius: 7:08pm On Dec 20, 2017
I don't really understand these people...and even if he'd succeeded in impregnating her, what ties him to that child or what rights does he have to lawful possession of that child in the event of a fued? He must be thinking his wife. A woman joined with you not by blood but by law....and laws are meant to be broken.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: M.sc Degree Holders Apply For Primary School Job In Kaduna by Celcius: 5:33pm On Dec 20, 2017
Damn...
Bittersweet news.
Romance / Re: Man Kills Girlfriend For Rejecting His Marriage Offer After Training Her In Uni by Celcius: 5:30pm On Dec 20, 2017
Haa!!!
From what I can see, seems like a sex play gone wrong.
#Sad.

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Family / Re: My Wife Tried To Commit Suicide Because Of This by Celcius: 5:10pm On Dec 20, 2017
Thank God you saved her.
My advice to you is that in January, you keep the feeding money by yourself and try spend for the family, then you may understand how exactly she has been managing through the months. I pray you don't start asking questions like; where have you been getting money from. Some women are wasters, you didn't sound like she's the type, but if she is, all we can say is sorry.
Be careful and talk gently in other cases, she seems the type that hardly talks an PD can do unpredictable stuffs. Whatever happens you'll be held responsible, so talk gently and wisely.
You've learnt.

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