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chinedubrazil:
teen? 31? you might be high on something

Thank God for GMAT so that people who can't comprehend stay home. You couldn't just comprehend it was a satire.

My advice: Just live up to your Moniker.

If only this Joe Igbokwe knew his face is not good for TV or media.

A whole Zuma!
Why not immortalize Mandela? If you argue this is for the sake of investment. Please tell is where and how many statue of Nigerian leaders you can find in other countries where they have invested our billions $ they've looted
Corrupt folks flock together.

British Boy.
Became president as a teen(31), since a governor @42 can be considered a youth. Y'all held the number one office in mid 30, today even with master degree you'll wait and wait, thinking the crime you committed being a Nigerian.

Good for him. More power to his elbow.
Call it machinations of the North or whatever it is, reminds me of a saying in the Game of Thrones series by Cersei Lanister - Power is Power, rebuffing Littlefinger's notion that Knowledge is Power.
The North knows this.
Kachikwu with his head like Cyrax should have known better.

We hope for a final cure.
A longer time for the Virus to stay repressed is a welcome development.

Nice.
That N520 million statue of a Zuma in Owerri could have given everyone in Imo state breakfast on a day like this, alluding to its 4.8million population ( https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Imo_State) it puts the meal ticket at N108 per head.
But the governor decided to spend it on a president that has turned a blind eye to incessant killing of Nigerians in SA. He try.
Lemme go and do my own WFD, na to share food na.
God bless Nigeria.

Priceless little things, paying for dearly for what has already been paid for by God.
Nigeria's so bless, our common wealth can cater for generations unborn if we get our act together now.

It'll remain a policy as it has been.
Thank you.
The hitches will just be so frustrating, you'll wish you had channeled that energy elsewhere.

​Former Aviation Minister, Femi Fani-Kayode, on Sunday alleged that soldiers are currently in the residence of the leader of the Indigenous People of Biafra, IPOB, Nnamdi Kanu.

Fani-Kayode alleged that the soldiers are “packing all his furniture, electronic equipment, carpets, personal items, clothes.”

The Peoples Democratic Party, PDP, Chieftain made the claim on his official twitter handle.

“The army is in Nnamdi Kanu’s house right now packing all his furniture, electronic equipment, carpets, personal items, clothes etc.. WHY?,” he wrote.

The IPOB leader has neither been seen nor heard from since his residence was allegedly invaded by security operatives on September 14.

Mehn....

Learned leader.

A learned leader.

E be like that Nigerian is popular here.
Lemme not say sha, it might be an impostor.
This that should be a joke...an expensive one at that.

sirnoah:
Good one...atleast some people will be pulled out from the street

Ayade's achievement is mostly on paper and TV.
He is an elusive governor.
For the first time in Nigeria's history we have 2 professors heading a state, as Governor and Deputy, there's still little to show.

The Senate said, yesterday, that from all available indications and economic indicators, the executive may not be able to implement more than 50 per cent of 2017 budget, and would jerk the 2018 budget to N10 trillion.

Speaking in Abuja during the debate on the report of the implementation of the 2017 budget at plenary, Senate President, Dr Bukola Saraki, said since the executive might not implement more than 50 per cent of 2017 budget, the 2018 budget might be more than N10 trillion.

He said: “If the implementation of the 2017 budget is going to be 50 per cent, it means we should expect to have a budget of N10 trillion in 2018. I hope the executive takes note of that.”

The Senate also said there was no pending loan request currently before it, saying all requests from President Muhammadu Buhari were approved before the National Assembly embarked on its annual recess in July. The position of the Senate, yesterday, countered that of the Minister of Finance, Mrs Kemi Adeosun, over claims that the National Assembly was yet to approve President Buhari’s borrowing plans needed to fund capital projects in the 2017 budget.

Saraki said: “There is no request before us about borrowing we have not approved. We approved all the requests before we went on break. I needed to make this explanation because of what the Minister of Finance said, that the National Assembly is holding on to borrowing requests sent by the executive.” Insists on 50% implementation.

The Senate is also insisting that the implementation of 2017 budget must reach fifty percent completion before it would be rolled over to 2018 budget. This is part of recommendations contained in the report of the Committees on Appropriations and Finance, which recently invited Minister for Finance, Mrs Adeosun, and her Budget and National Planning counterpart, Senator Udoma Udo Udoma, to explain the level of implementation of 2017 budget. Indicts MDAs over non-remittance of revenues Meanwhile, the Senate has accused some Ministries, Departments and Agencies, MDAs, of the Federal Government of failure to remit revenues into the Federation Account.

Presenting the report of the committee, Senator Goje, who did not mention names of the MDAs, said the revenue leakages must be blocked and agencies involved sanctioned to guard against a repeat in the future.

Read more at: https://www.vanguardngr.com/2017/10/2018-budget-may-jerked-n10trn-senate/

The Federal Ministry of Health has advised Nigerians to avoid eating monkeys, bushmeat and dead animals as doing so could open one to the risk of Monkey Pox disease.

A medical doctor and no fewer than 10 persons have reportedly been quarantined in Bayelsa as a result of the virus.

The Minister of Health, Prof. Isaac Adewole, said this in a statement by the Director, Media and Public Relations in the ministry, Mrs. Boade Akinola, on Thursday.



Adewole said the disease neither had a cure nor a vaccine, noting, however, that there was no cause for alarm as it was mild.

The statement read in part, “He (Adewole) said the virus was mild and there was no known treatment and no preventive vaccines, hence the public should be at alert and avoid crowded places as much as possible.

“He advised the public to avoid eating dead animals, bushmeat and particularly bush monkeys.”

The minister also revealed that test samples had been sent to the World Health Organisation (laboratory) in Senegal but the result was still being awaited.

He, however, called on Nigerians, who had symptoms of fever, back pain and rashes resembling chicken pox, to report to the hospital.

The statement added, “The symptoms include headache, fever, back pains and in advanced cases, rashes bigger than those caused by chicken pox.”

http://punchng.com/monkey-pox-avoid-eating-bushmeat-says-fg/

Hmmmm...
Just serenading on lyrics of Nas hit song - I Can.
...
Watch the company you keep and the crowd you bring
'Cause they came to do drugs and you came to sing
So if you gonna be the best, I'ma tell you how
Put your hands in the air, and take the vow.

It will be between them and God who know what they did.

Good luck to your anointed candidate Ayodele Fayose.

Yes. PMB has chosen to show brazen bigotry and wanton disregard for the plight and yearning of other regions, especially SE.

Okayyy...before anyone comments.
Imagine your mom ceaselessly taking on a 1 year old child this way. If it wouldn't disgust or make you feel ashamed, most likely you won't enjoy parenthood yourself.
Make no mistake, she isn't helping the child but bashing and riding her to stay relevant.

Come and carry now, you say no.
Okay it may be a smart one since EFCC have been losing cases as a result of the poor investigation and rush rush prosecution they do.
Let UK do as they do before.

Na today?
Traveling at night with cash/valuables, there are 2 sets of people I don't pray to meet, Police & Thieves. But if its my fate I meet one, it better be the thieves. Thieves take the money and flee, but Police will take the money and.... to cover the evidence.

Yes o.
I'm sure the silence of the agitators is even more disturbing and worrisome. Hence the military has decided to start Operations whatever in all Southern regions.

Hmmmm...
I give up.
There is more to this recall than that which is written on papers and said on TV.
I'll still say its DOA. Don't waste tax payers money.
Dino as an individual has done more than PMB.
...and it's better PMB does nothing, because all he does is destroy the gains made in his absence.

How did she travel? Presidential Order?
Madam you know road.

Its possible he is the Manchurian Candidate.

Nice one.
Tstv should now give us fast relief from Multi-Choice monopoly and wanton disregard of Nigerian customers.
Abeg o...I'll still say it. Quality content rules Digital Media. Many have come and disappeared.

You for add the time o.
Truth be told, Nigeria is the worst thing to put a stake on.
Even the elite/politicians who make such statements will not even stake our stolen money investing in this thing.

Commendable. That's the continuity in government we talk about.

...also fragile and frail.
If he wasn't obligated to do that, he wouldn't have made that appearance.