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Celebrities › Re: Video:tekno Advice To Guys Toward Life Enjoyment And Women by celestialAgent(m): 9:06am On Dec 15, 2016
Next pls
Celebrities › Re: Actress Uche Ogbodo Claims She Looks Like Whitney Houston In Her New Pics by celestialAgent(m): 9:03am On Dec 15, 2016
This one wey resemble BUBU undecided
Education › Re: No More Expo - JAMB Poised To Introduce CCTV Cameras In Exam Halls by celestialAgent(m): 8:55am On Dec 15, 2016
Long over due.

If you ever wrote IELTS, or wrote an exam in my school in Ghana, you will know Exams organized by Nigeria bodies are nonsense.

When I wrote IELTS and School Exams, even the local invigilators were being invigilated through a CCTV. And when shit happens (if you cheat in the school exams), they won't tell you, you won't just see your result. And when you go and make enquiry, they will just play the clip for you! Dos ppl are so crazy!!!

Now tell me how you will use a machinery for such exam!

WAEC AND JAMB should better step up..
Phones › Re: 5 Reasons Why Some Android Smartphones Are Expensive by celestialAgent(m): 6:58am On Dec 15, 2016
No phone is expensive, it all fall on exchange rate.


Go ask dem Americans
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: N-power: Fayose promises N1m reward, automatic employment by celestialAgent(m): 6:56am On Dec 15, 2016
Who said Fayose is not bae?


Abeg Unfreeze our account jhor!!!
Car Talk › Re: How Cars Are Stolen, And How You Can Safeguade Yours by celestialAgent(m):
Oga forget that level, if a good mechanic jam your car, no amount of security can save it except for the high end security cars.

My mech one told me he can steal any car provided he has a Screwdriver, I weak.
Properties › Re: Whose Responsibility Is It To Empty The Septic Tank? Landlord Or Tenant? by celestialAgent(m): 10:03pm On Dec 14, 2016
Whatever happens to the maintenance fee paid to the landlord.

But if the tenants no pay maintenance fee, oga landlord, break the soakaway more so the smell can reset their brains..
Computers › Re: Specifications, Reviews And Prices Of ASUS Zenbook 3(UX390A) by celestialAgent(m): 9:56pm On Dec 14, 2016
Is it stronger than dell Alienware 17?

If no, asus can kiss my black as.s
Celebrities › Re: MC Galaxy Claims He Invested N25million In MMM by celestialAgent(m): 9:51pm On Dec 14, 2016
Oniro oshi…


25m on a ponzi scheme? This guy can lie sha
Politics › Re: Infograph Of The #budget2017 Proposed By President Buhari To National Assembly by celestialAgent(m): 9:50pm On Dec 14, 2016
[quote author=zabadii post=51934734][/quote]shocked shocked

I tif is bae?
Politics › Re: Infograph Of The #budget2017 Proposed By President Buhari To National Assembly by celestialAgent(m): 9:48pm On Dec 14, 2016
ebohstepn:
The kind fire that will fire u is still doing press up....
My guy, if you see this gal, u go fall kiss
Politics › Re: Infograph Of The #budget2017 Proposed By President Buhari To National Assembly by celestialAgent(m): 8:54pm On Dec 14, 2016
Teribble color scheme.

Next time use a sequential color palette for your infographic.


Anyways, I will study it after I'm done with this ILLEGAL sex - i'm about to FVCK my pastor's only daughter girl on her father's bed grin

Career › Re: Fg Increases Salary Of Workers Next Year. by celestialAgent(m): 9:37pm On Dec 13, 2016
When some state OWE up to 7months and NLC and FG are watching shocked


If you see Buhari, please tell him that when they borrow the said money, they should just share it equally on every BVN

We don't need their planned SUBSTANDARD infrastructure, we need money to relocate to WEST GERMANY!!!
Science/Technology › Re: Publisher Pays N25,000 To Have Caught Marine Turtle Returned To The Ocean by celestialAgent(m): 9:23pm On Dec 13, 2016
MOHE:
That pedal in cars is called throttle not turtle.

I capitalized the BRAKE to elicit emphasy, which I believe anyone who read the post should easily phatom and decode that sacasm is of the essence.
Science/Technology › Re: Publisher Pays N25,000 To Have Caught Marine Turtle Returned To The Ocean by celestialAgent(m):
Cool.

I also caught a BRAKE, Oga you go fit pay 10k for its release?
Crime › Re: Obasanjo Begs Nigerians To Help Police, Says We All Call Them by celestialAgent(m):
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Politics › Re: Waivers Induce Corruption, Adeosun Says by celestialAgent(m): 10:34am On Dec 12, 2016
Seriously, I'm hungry, I need a snake head..
Politics › Re: Reps Summon Minister, Ex-efcc, SURE-P Bosses Over N1trn Rail Contracts Scam by celestialAgent(m): 7:44am On Dec 12, 2016
The last time I said, "These people should start sharing over revenue EQUALLY per BVN" one dumb mod hid my post undecided


They should just start sharing the damn thing so lotters will have nothing to loot embarassed
Business › Re: How To Make Regular Income Offering HOT Digital Marketing Services On Fiverr by celestialAgent(m): 5:54pm On Dec 10, 2016
Jtvinci:
you still dey buy?
No.
Computers › Re: 9-Year-Old Segun Wire Who Wishes To Be A Yahoo Boy Gets Endorsement Deal. Photos by celestialAgent(m): 7:33pm On Dec 09, 2016
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Politics › Re: Picture Of A Nairalander With Dr Goodluck Jonathan by celestialAgent(m): 4:43pm On Dec 08, 2016
sonya4all:
like seriously ? that's suicidal Bro
How is it suicidal?

Every SHlT I see in the supermarket has little or no fat content. So how I am suppose to gain weight/fat if I can't get fatty stuffs?

Advice pls
Crime › Re: Innocent Woman Linked To A Kidnapping Gang. Pics by celestialAgent(m): 6:25am On Dec 08, 2016
Alajiki:
You probably have 8 eyes abi? Since you're the only one who seems to be sure she is the one.
Man the BlTCH is in makeup. Any lady in a makeup and look similar to a suspect remains a suspect unless after being examined outside makeup.
Politics › Re: Picture Of A Nairalander With Dr Goodluck Jonathan by celestialAgent(m): 6:23am On Dec 08, 2016
prince3009:
Eat pork meat with Viju milk. Thank me later
For real? Thanks Man.


Amma try that immediately.
Politics › Re: Picture Of A Nairalander With Dr Goodluck Jonathan by celestialAgent(m): 7:57pm On Dec 07, 2016
asumo12:
grin

So u follow share our yam abi?


M na fried abi boiled yam be your share?




lipsrsealed
u knw that type way dem dey burn inside fire?


Na dat type e go b - e too dey sweet…
Politics › Re: Picture Of A Nairalander With Dr Goodluck Jonathan by celestialAgent(m): 7:55pm On Dec 07, 2016
See as the guy stomach flat like my own..




Lord, pls I need fat!!
Crime › Re: Innocent Woman Linked To A Kidnapping Gang. Pics by celestialAgent(m):
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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: N-power: Why States Are Conducting Tests — Presidency by celestialAgent(m): 6:04pm On Dec 07, 2016
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Fashion › Re: See What Makeup Does To Women by celestialAgent(m):
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Politics › Re: 2019 Presidency: Confident Okada Man Vows To Contest And Win Against Buhari by celestialAgent(m): 11:25am On Dec 06, 2016
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Celebrities › Re: Flavour Shares New Shirtless Photo, Fans React (photos) by celestialAgent(m): 11:20am On Dec 06, 2016
When will the mods on here get sense?


Lobbish
Politics › Re: Recession: African Development Bank Approves $600m Loan To Support Nigeria.. by celestialAgent(m): 8:13am On Dec 06, 2016
The should just share it equally on every BVN cos na loot dem go kukuma loot am undecided
Politics › Re: Buhari Arrives Dakar, Senegal For Security Meeting (photo) by celestialAgent(m):
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