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RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by celibate: 10:09am On Nov 17, 2016
HARDDON:
Oh boy!
Do we need billions to go on a date? The fun part of been a guy is the ability to swing things in our favour! U dont have 5k, pick a 2k joint, no 2k, pick a 1k joint. No one k? Go to a indomie joint! Arrrh!
The bottom line is: going out on a date isnt necessarily u going to show off ur spending prowess!

WHat i processed from ur flaking out TWICE is that u wanted to impress her with raw cash! Or u have been roling into her big talks that has hyped ur rep or u see her a big gurl that wudnt like cheap things!

Guess what?
The signals you sent her with that attitude is that u r UNRELIABLE, UNTRUSTWORTHY AND NOT A MAN OF UR WORDS this is so sad.
You are right to an extent.
She also gave me the "I don't wanna talk right now and I wish you well line".
I am presently making up for my f ups and it seems she's yielding.

Apparently someone else is in the picture but she blamed it on her mood. She also says it really isn't about me.

I'm sure she's afraid to accept another date because I might fail to turn up again.

How do I convince her?
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by celibate: 5:44am On Nov 13, 2016
She initially claimed she was in a ldr but eventually agreed on a date with me though o couldn't make it.
Now she says she's not in the mood for talks. Perhaps somebody is getting her attention cuz she was up late last night on whatsapp yet she did not read or reply my messages.

She eventually said she gas forgiven me and wished me well.

I need your advice bro cuz it was all my fault when I asked for a break when I realised our chats isn't getting anywhere Even though she insisted that we were still good.

She claimed I pushed her away when we had the fight.

What do I do now bro?
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by celibate: 5:23am On Nov 13, 2016
Great job Harddon

There's this gorgeous chick I admire and we got along pretty well when we started chatting.
Along the line_ she agreed to go on a date with me.
Somehow, i couldn't make it that day due to lack of funds so I had to postpone it.

I still couldn't make that date so I came up with an excuse which I'm sure she felt disappointed.
By the time I was finally ready, it seems she already lost interest. So the chatting reduced and she stopped picking my calls.

We eventually had a fight and we ended our friendship.

Not so long after, I realised how much I missed her. Meanwhile, she's blocked my number on calls and chat.

She eventually accepted and forgave me after several messages and pleas. She now responds but not as warm as before when she used to laugh at every of my jokes.

She now says she doesn't feel like talking.
Business10 Business Ideas To Keep You Out Of Recession. by celibate(op): 6:48am On Nov 12, 2016
Is the recession biting you hard, with the dollar price going up everyday. Jobs are being lost and salaries are being cut.
It is about time you take the bull by the horn and find your way through prosperity.
Even during hard times, people still succeed. We see in the news how people buy brand new G wagon as birthday presents while you and I keep complaining.

It is about time we take the bull by the horn and start earning more money through multiple streams.

The businesses I'm about to share with you requires minimal start up capital and all that you'll need is a mobile phone number , internet access , a little passion and some creativity.
More updates coming soon.


To your success
BusinessRe: I Want To Know More. by celibate: 5:23am On Nov 12, 2016
hellomosquito:
I just made a funny discovery about myself. I sold dollar today and i think there is a business in it. I want advises on how i can go about this..i can buy/ sell dollar at a very good rate . But i dont know who or how to market it . Please whoever has any idea about how i can go about this should pls share.
Please kindly tell us how you source your funds.
WebmastersRe: Webmasters Pls Where Do You Get Your Premium Wordpress Theme From? by celibate: 5:21am On Nov 12, 2016
bronks9174:
Webmasters pls where do you get your Premium Wordpress Theme From?
I know where you can get the best premium themes for free.
Web MarketRe: Fb Ads Manager Needed by celibate: 5:19am On Nov 12, 2016
1990news:
Experienced facebook ads manager should contact me via quote. Scanners keep off
Contact me via P.m
AutosRe: Honda Pilot... by celibate(op): 7:50pm On Oct 22, 2016
Front.

AutosRe: Honda Pilot... by celibate(op): 5:08pm On Oct 22, 2016
Back

AutosRe: Honda Pilot... by celibate(op): 6:37pm On Oct 20, 2016
Side view and front seat.

AutosHonda Pilot... by celibate(op): 4:43pm On Oct 20, 2016
....Loading. Serious enquiries only.
RomanceRe: Time For Relationship by celibate: 5:45am On Oct 12, 2016
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PropertiesRe: . by celibate(op): 6:49pm On Oct 10, 2016
TLAX:
From the beginning. Wait make i bring my seat and glasses....
I learnt my very first lesson when it comes to real estate.
After a long time searching for a responsible tenant, both online and off the internet.

I eventually found the lady on here to share my flat with.

Even though the property does not belong to me, I have been living here for a long time and I needed a companion preferably female.

So this lady responded to my ad and eventually agreed to rent a room and share the flat with me.
PropertiesRe: . by celibate(op): 5:44pm On Oct 10, 2016
cindyrocks:
Tell us.
Where do I even start?
PropertiesRe: . by celibate(op): 2:40am On Oct 10, 2016
cindyrocks:
Hmnnnn
You don't know how much trouble she has caused in the neighborhood.
Properties. by celibate(op):
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RomanceRe: How I Became A Ladies Man. (Thanks To Romance Section) by celibate(op): 7:22am On Sep 29, 2016
Cannonleo:
op we are in the same boat, just that I haven't found anything that works. I guess I win head over to the thread and see whatsup
Do go ahead.
I wish you all the best.
RomanceRe: How I Became A Ladies Man. (Thanks To Romance Section) by celibate(op): 2:28am On Sep 28, 2016
firstking01:
And to think that's an achievement is weird to me, but in any case i'd say "bienvenue" with your lovers.
It's a lot of achievement if you have even been in my shoes.
RomanceRe: How I Became A Ladies Man. (Thanks To Romance Section) by celibate(op): 3:01pm On Sep 27, 2016
demzylahot:
Romance land be taking virginity since 1552
I was not a Virgin.
RomanceRe: How I Became A Ladies Man. (Thanks To Romance Section) by celibate(op): 2:42pm On Sep 27, 2016
demzylahot:
Bro, are you going back on the celibacy vow?
I now keep a string of lovers. grin
RomanceHow I Became A Ladies Man. (Thanks To Romance Section) by celibate(op): 1:18pm On Sep 27, 2016
This thread is a Testimony to how i was able to overcome my inability to find and keep a steady girlfriend.

Up until a few months ago, i've never been able to keep a steady girlfriend.

Until i came across this thread BY Pushplay where he explained a lot of things about Nigerian girls and how they can be easily seduced.
https://www.nairaland.com/2973488/how-easily-make-niaja-girl

May i also point out that up until when i found Pushplay's thread, i already sworn to myself to become Celibate , since girls are difficult to understand and maintaining a relationship has been a mirage for me.

I had already developed Gamophobia (Fear of a committed relationship/marriage)

So i started applying those tricks as stated in that thread and trust be, it wasn't up to two weeks that i started getting results.

I now have 4 girlfriends who totally love and adore me.

The affection i get from them is amazing and i never imagined a lady could love me like this.

It's been 6 months since i started dating the one i love most among them and right now we are already talking about moving our relationship to the another level.

Love is indeed beautiful.


May God bless Nairaland.

Pushplay's eBook can be downloaded here
RomanceRe: Hook Up Tips For Guys That Works Like Magic (Screeshots) by celibate: 12:21pm On Sep 27, 2016
iFuck:
I will also like to add that the screenshots i will be sharing here are practical guidelines to things already shared in this eBook available in PDF.

https://drive.google.com/file/d/0Bz4PettcmRCUS0g5Ul8wRy0tbE0/view?pref=2&pli=1
Thanks for sharing this tips Pushplay...

I've been looking for a way to download it up until now.

The former thread where you explained everything has helped me alot.
Please reply me on Whatsapp, i would like to share my story with you.
Properties. by celibate(op):
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BusinessRe: Pls. I Have 70k To Run Biz Or Service. I Need An Ideal Idea. by celibate: 11:45am On Mar 16, 2016
nomehokoy:
Of course. I would appreciate if u give me the opportunity to work with u. If u stay around my area just let me know so that we can meet. Thanks.
Again I am ready to work with u with my little time.
Excuse me, do you wan to work with me or invest? huh

Call me on 08170255773
BusinessRe: Pls. I Have 70k To Run Biz Or Service. I Need An Ideal Idea. by celibate: 7:38pm On Mar 14, 2016
nomehokoy:
Well I stay around Satellite town or Abula- Ado around Festac and work somewhere around cele.
Would you invest in a poultry business with me?

You will be able to make up to 20k monthly on top of your 70k investment.
WebmastersRe: Steps To Avoid Fraudulent Web Designers. by celibate: 7:08pm On Mar 14, 2016
BrandR:
Like it or not, people get scammed by Webmasters all the time and we often see complaints threads popping up unending.

To avoid such situation, I will suggest every prospective clients follow these steps to forestall a situation where a Webmaster runs off with your money.



*Ask about him.

Prospective clients often times ask for a webmaster portfolio and after seeing them that's it. They get carried away by his impressive designs without making efforts to reach out to his past clients on how genuine and reliable he his. They then part with their money as down payment until they realise they've just been scammed.

*Visit his business location.

When you are about to contact a job to any webmaster of your choice, please endeavour deal with anyone close to you. This way, you will be able to visit his office or home for double assurances.

*Add them on Social Media.

Another way to forestall an ugly situation is by adding your webmaster on Social Media. Make sure you have at least two of his accounts and scrutinize his profile before dealing with him. This way, you can be rest assured your contract agreement with him will be fulfilled.
Most webmasters are avid social media users so they often times have at least a Twitter, Facebook or Instagram account.

*Make realistic demands.

Some clients often times make demands that are not realistic. The rule of the thumb here is to cut your coat according to your cloth. Many times I have seen people request sites like Konga and Jumia. When you ask how much they've budgeted for the project, they say something like 20k. Haba! Webmasters are not slaves hence they take your money and run.

Be wise.

* Pay them well.

This is still in line with the last point. When you contract a job to a webmaster and he gives you a quote, it is very normal to get a bargain but in as much as you want to make some savings it is also very nice to reward your webmaster for his creativity.


Written by Safe David.

An online, social media, brands and web technology consultant at GidiLink Enterprise.

www.gidilink.com

www.twitter.com/gidilink
Nice information.

Permission to publish this please...
CelebritiesRe: Sean Tizzle Slept With Me And Ran Away Adeola Diladem (details Inside) by celibate: 8:15pm On Mar 07, 2016
Sean Tizzle come should finish his work with her nau! grin
FamilyRe: Pic: My Mom Be Like 'I Saw One Yellow Woman' by celibate: 9:00am On Mar 07, 2016
Happened to me before. grin
BusinessRe: In Need Of A US Number For Verification by celibate: 4:49am On Mar 07, 2016
Princepri:
i need a US number for verification. One i can use to recieve forwarded messages to my number.
if you have just quote me.
Its urgent
Send me a P.M..

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