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Jobs/VacanciesRe: RE-2018 Federal Road Safety Corps Recruitment Exercise by celwonder(m): 10:08am On Sep 22, 2018
please who has the summary data page shud share to help pls. i cnt find my download in my phone
EducationRe: Indomie Generation Won't Know This. by celwonder(m): 6:12am On Aug 13, 2018
best caption shud b "indomie generation in the Western part of the country". so a book written in Yoruba will be used in the North?
PoliticsOh Nigeria, How Did We Get To This?? by celwonder(op): 7:27pm On Jul 07, 2018
embarassed[color=#990000][/color]

Saw dis in Delta State and I said to myself: how did Nigeria get to this levelhuh

PoliticsRe: BREAKING News:-Buhari Declares Fulani Herdsmen Terrorist by celwonder(m): 7:09pm On Jun 30, 2018
oppression makes a wise man mad. let d govt keep keeping silent and acting incapacitated. very soon, all will result to bearing arms.

Warning: No more mopping of fire arms by FG. it has only given edge to the unruly.

Northern Christians shud not only pray, dey shud defend themselves whichever way possible. Crusaders once was. there can be again.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Until I Won N43m From Bet9ja My Girlfriend Started Rumour Of Caring For Me by celwonder(m): 3:40pm On Jun 16, 2018
Back in 2015 I was running up and down submitting proposals for partnership with my project, she caught my eyes with her perfect shape as she was walking forward to board the same taxi that I was in as it appears we were headed the same direction. Her tight jeggins packaged her thighs and hips in a way I could only imagine my girl to be, Joy has the kind of shape that you can mostly achieve through constructive surgeries, but her was natural.
She sat close to me so I never wasted time, I started chatting with her all the way to where she dropped so I never forgot to get her phone number. It looked like the beginning was promising because I could see how the relationship was moving smoothly. We lived at same area but to visit her it would cost me two hundred naira bike to and fro, she has never been to my house because she refused to visit, instead I was the one doing the visiting and not to house but rather we will hang out at a sit out bar close to her house.
Not all the time that Joy wanted to see me, sometimes she would never pick my calls for months but when I tried to enquire she would say has been busy, she had never for one day called my phone either so I took a wide guess that she may not be so interested in me because she has already rated me as broke. I was so patient with her until last year 2017 when I decided to move closer to her house hoping that this might help the relationship, my house was now a five minutes trek to hers but yet she would find it difficult to even make out the time to see me, this made me got tired of the relationship and I stopped calling her.
I had already forgotten about her and her phone contact was no longer in my phone, until New Year’s Eve 2017 she called me that night, it was her voice that I used to recognize her, she told me that she was coming from Winner’s church that night that was beside my house and asked me where I was, I told her that I had already traveled for the season. This made me to remember Joy that I had already forgotten, so from that moment on I started calling her number again. When I came back from travel we hooked up again.
The first time she ever came visiting me at my house I noticed that she was struggling with how poorly furnished my house was, when she managed to come the second time I made sure I had sex with her so as not to have blown my chance, the third time she didn’t even stay longer, and that was the last time she ever visited, and our drama of whether she should visit or not continued again, I rather be the one visiting so later we started losing interest again.
I am a gambler but not addicted, after series of trials hoping to win a jackpot was unsuccessful. Just last week I won
N 43,752,730.69 from bet9ja and she was made aware of it, she knew she couldn’t contact me directly because it will make her look as if she was after my money, so she tried to gain my attention indirectly by spreading rumours of how she was taking care of me when I was in needs and feeding me any time I came to her house. I never gave attention to such rumours because I knew it was her handiwork to get me to start looking for her again which I vowed that I would never do now that God has blessed me.
PoliticsRe: 2019 Election:Muslims In Rivers Threaten To Vote Against Governor Wike (See Why) by celwonder(m): 7:10pm On Mar 24, 2018
lol......

who told dem dat their votes do count in any of the south south States affairs??
PoliticsRe: PDP Vs APC... Be Truthful Which Is Better (check Analysis) by celwonder(m): 7:32am On Dec 31, 2017
Ovamboland:
You know all these and still voted PDP in 2015 and will probably Atikulate in 2019 so they can resume digging Nigeria into a hole
dats d problem.....

u dnt c beyond APC and PDP
PoliticsRe: PDP Vs APC... Be Truthful Which Is Better (check Analysis) by celwonder(m): 12:10pm On Dec 30, 2017
hardywaltz:
Using the Op's hypothesis
PDP met the exchange rate at N22/$ on May 29, 1999 but left it at N240/$ on May 29 2015.
Do the maths. 1090% devaluation
A bag of rice was less than N1,800 back in 1999.

We could continue all day comparing grapes Vs apples

But the simple fact remains that all our imports, exchange rate and economy are hinged on the price of crude and the quantity we pump out and sell.

2016 was a disasterous year coz crude was below $30/barrel and crude production was less than 1.2mbp every other item the op mentioned depends solely on those two variables.
I shame for u....

ask urself dis question: was APC not aware of Nigeria's present state b4 dey went abt declaring dey can and will fix it all??

I did not vote APC in 2015, not because from a sincere heart I don't desire wat dey promised in governance but because I don't ever c how dey can deliver wen abt 80% of their top shots politicians were either past failures / thieves from ACN & PDP.

Bliv u me, not until APC vacates Aso Rock we won't know d level of looting / embezzlement dat is going on.

I don't trust / pity any Nigerian politician. I only pity d Nigerian masses who hardly come to understanding quickly.

Revolution is the way out!
CelebritiesRe: Pretty Nigerian Lady Looking For Husband, Not Even Jesus Met Her Requirements by celwonder(m): 8:00am On Dec 27, 2017
btw d OP & her, I don't know who is more stupid.

so of all her parochial requirements / fantasy, JESUS' name was wat ur skewed mind cud fabricate to exalt her stupid criteriahuh
IslamRe: Mcdonald's Orders Muslim Sister To Remove Headscarf Becos It's A Security Threat by celwonder(m): 9:13pm On Dec 02, 2017
it's better to later apologize to d gal (if shez not a terrorist) than to be blown up by her (if shez a terrorist)


Don't totally blame d guard, but blame d jihad and Jihadist who's misrepresenting their religion and making their people 2b seen as a life threat
IslamRe: Mcdonald's Orders Muslim Sister To Remove Headscarf Becos It's A Security Threat by celwonder(m): 9:13pm On Dec 02, 2017
it's better to later apologize to d gal (if shez not a terrorist) than to be blown up by her (if shez a terrorist)


Don't blame d guard, but blame d jihad and Jihadist who's misrepresenting their religion and making their people 2b seen as a life threat
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Updated-New Job Vacancies by celwonder(m): 7:05pm On Nov 11, 2017
wristbangle:
Kindly ignore them.
kk
tnks
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Updated-New Job Vacancies by celwonder(m): 6:25am On Nov 11, 2017
pls who knows anything or have personally attended interview with / about these peoplehuh


Dear Applicant,

In response to your application for the available/advertised job position of a customer service representative, you have been considered for an aptitude test and oral interview with SCHLEEZ NIGERIA LIMITED which has been scheduled forMONDAY 13TH NOVEMBER  2017, the interview will start exactly 9.00 am. Be punctual

Please bring original copies of your credentials, resume (hard copy), two passports  with you to the interview, and hand them to our Human Resource Department @ No 49 Olowu Street Off Bank Anthony way Ikeja Lagos.

 Prior to the interview we will be contacting the references on your resume. If you stated that you do not wish us to contact your current employer, this reference will not be taken up unless you are successful in the  interview.

Please Note: The interview session will last 3 hours minimum which includes written test and oral.
Please write us to confirm/acknowledge your presence at the interview. Also if you have a disability and require any special arrangements to assist you at the interview, let us know by writing back to this email at least 3 hours before the interview time.
We look forward to meeting you.   



 

JOB REF:KAA18/06
BEST REGARDS    

Head of Human Resource

Karen
PoliticsRe: 'retire Quietly Or We Open The Pandora Box'- VON DG Tells Ex-president Jonathan by celwonder(m): 1:24pm On Oct 22, 2017
if u know wat a sane world rili is, u wud av known dat no one is guilty unless being proven so by a law Court.

no sane child of God wud support evil d same way no sane child of God wud follow d voice of multitudes in ascribing d name "thief" to sum1 without d Spirit of God judging d person or a law Court ruling.

Buhari campaigned to fight nd jail corrupt officials. God has placed him in authority to do dat now, he Shud do it rightly and not on news channels or newspapers.

and u shud stop making statement based on other people's (esp d opposition) assertion. let God nd d law Court be d judge.

God bless u
PoliticsRe: 'retire Quietly Or We Open The Pandora Box'- VON DG Tells Ex-president Jonathan by celwonder(m): 5:22am On Oct 21, 2017
hmmmm

I dey help Buhari regime and it's supporters dey shame.

I tink, we have all heard that GEJ & all his supporters are corrupt

pls pls pls probe, investigate & jail anyone that is guilty. after all, u promised to fight & eradicate corruption and not make it public mantra.

since dis APC govt started their corruption fyt, Dasuki, Metuh or even Deziani av not been convicted by a law Court and some are still fooled by the phrase "FIGHTING CORRUPTION".

PDP has a lot of corrupt officials but if it's dem, sum1 wud av been jailed by a law Court by now esp if d person is in opposition.

We wud neva knw how corrupt d APC govt is, until another political party takes power in 2019

if d military can just arrest and execute all political office holders from 1999 to date, den change wud av truly started.

I don't support any political party or region, but those suffering in all regions in Nigeria whether North or South.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Why Women Live Longer Than Men (Hilarious Photos) by celwonder(m): 8:45am On Oct 02, 2017
Explorers:
10.
wat happens if any of dem matches the brake at anytime or mistakenly??
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Why Women Live Longer Than Men (Hilarious Photos) by celwonder(m): 8:41am On Oct 02, 2017
Explorers:
11
dis one got me laffing & thinking, "wat if an enemy creeps up behind him unknowingly??
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Updated-New Job Vacancies by celwonder(m): 8:52pm On Sep 01, 2017
pls help confirm the mail address..... its like it ain't correct
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Soldiers Watching Helplessly As Biafrans Gyrate At Ekwulobia- Pics by celwonder(m): 6:18pm On Aug 20, 2017
structurally, Nigeria is falsely constructed. if I cnt give me substance or presence to kanu course, if its possible, I will give my mental ability
PoliticsRe: Biafra: Igbos Would Require Visa, Work Permit To Re-enter Lagos, Abuja by celwonder(m): 11:53pm On Jul 04, 2017
bantudra:
and how many nigerians have the interest to go to the east..huh?...

realy not many.....

you think i realy want to go to the east after you called me an animalhuh??...
good, since u strongly knw dat ntin wud make u go to the east if Biafra is actualized, den we shud let d Igbos worry abt if dey wud wnt to come to Nigeria.

we shud grow beyond living our lives by ourselves and wanting to live other people's lives for dem.

if u ar very sure u knw wat is gud 4u, y do u bliv d Igbos don't know what is gud 4 dem??

its democracy my Dear, evry1 has d ryt to choose for themselves wat is gud for dem. don't choose for yourself and try to choose for sum1 else
PoliticsRe: Biafra: Igbos Would Require Visa, Work Permit To Re-enter Lagos, Abuja by celwonder(m): 6:59pm On Jul 04, 2017
sumtyms a post can tell how myopic or presbyopic a persons mind is....

if d Igbos wud nid visas to enter into Nigeria, won't we Nigerians also nid visas to enter Igbos Biafra??


its rili ironic...... Nigeria and Nigerians saliently has over d years gesturized / non verbally shown not to like or trust d Igbos...

y is letting them go now a problem??
PoliticsRe: You’re Heating Up The Polity, Ohanaeze Tells Nnamdi Kanu by celwonder(m): 9:00pm On Jun 29, 2017
heating is even mild, how I wish d polity fit erupt self. b4 I was suggesting restructuring but its like am beginning to c it from nnamdi kanu's point of view.

after the forth coming revolution in this country, all past political leaders in this present country shud b killed for disobeying the command of the Nigerian national anthem
PoliticsRe: Why Are Yoruba Muslims Still Supporting PMB After He Has Shown Love To Only Haus by celwonder(m): 12:29pm On Jun 26, 2017
d Yoruba's are supporting the Fulani's because the igbos are there to be used as slaves. wait let d igbos leave Nigeria, den u wud knw dat d center can no longer hold.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Mastercard Ongoing Job Recruitment by celwonder(m): 12:05pm On Jun 26, 2017
dis hotgistng is such an annoying site. I don't know y op still allows dem to post adverts here
PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu Visited By Benue Tiv Nation: The Most Powerful Interview Of 2017 by celwonder(m): 5:55am On Jun 25, 2017
I have not heard Nnamdi Kanu spk and I don't want to hear him spk for now but if dis man and d South East wnt to go, I don't know y anyone shud oppose or b angry. we shud grow beyond wars in settling differences. d war of 1967 shud have shown us by now that war doesn't give a permanent fix to a situation.

all dat is needed is to find out who else wnt to go wit dem nd let dem go except we are convinced nd afraid that Nigeria wil not be able to move forward without the igbos of which I doubt.


we in Nigeria are jst too concerned with Nationhood than in self development as a people. no one shud b forced to think like the other. we are uniquely different.

I wonder if no one is tired of our political leaders taking huge salaries and allowances and yet the state still pays their personal bills like wardrobe, electricity, health, food consumption etc??

I tort suffering only exists in the south until I travelled to the north.

we must tell ourselves d truth, if wit 57yrs together in d presence of abundance of natural resources we cnt development, while don't we try sumtin different??

are we so afraid of change dat we do not consider the possibility of progress or self development??

I bet many other geopolitical zones wud wnt to go too but lacks d courage to say it wit a united voice the igbos.

igbos if Biafra is ever achieved, those political leaders now that didn't support ur course shud b banned permanently from politics in ur state.

we are even talking about the Biafra's agitation, no one is talking about the agitation / oppression of the Shi'ites Muslims in the North or the rootless killings by d Fulani's herdsmen around the middle belt region and southern Nigeria.
AgricultureRe: Urgently! I Need Hybrid Okra Seed by celwonder(m): 1:07pm On Jun 24, 2017
tugrow:
Who know more about okra farm, will love to go into it
me too
Jobs/VacanciesRe: United African State Job Real/fake by celwonder(m): 6:59am On Jun 10, 2017
pls has anyone attended their induction and training, how was it like??
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Graduate Recruitment At Kimberley Ryan by celwonder(m):
lanrywatt:
Guys for now it is better u concentrate on the Mobile app...the used referral code is still on progress, that was y dey gave us dis months way be jara so...since morning I was able to reg 3 mobile app
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Graduate Recruitment At Kimberley Ryan by celwonder(m): 5:22pm On Jun 02, 2017
pls has anyone known wat d pay is like??
EducationRe: What Is The Worst Wrong Thing You Have Ever Been Taught In School (see Mine) by celwonder(m): 9:01pm On May 30, 2017
Martinez19:
@celwonder, the large body does not exert any so called force what happens is that matter and energy 'tells' space how to curve and the curved space determines and is responsible for the movement of the small body. As long as the small body is not in a curved space, no movement occurs.
ohhh, u mean just like the contraction and relaxation of the veins to circulate blood round the body??

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