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Romance / Re: Lady Breaks Up With Boyfriend Over Wizkid And Davido Beef by Cemsorcems: 10:38am On May 01
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Crime / Re: Officer Shot Dead As Police Foil Kidnap Of FCT Council Chair’s Family by Cemsorcems: 4:41pm On Apr 09
He said the attack on the family of the council chairman by bandits was the third time between February 2021 and April, 6, 2024.


3rd attempt in less than 3years, and it has not occurred to him to relocate his family? angry

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Business / Re: First Bank Debtors. Starcomms Owing N40b by Cemsorcems: 12:27pm On Apr 03
Na POS you use snap these pictures!??

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Politics / Re: Price Hike Looms As Customs Begins Implementation Of VAT On Diesel by Cemsorcems: 10:56am On Aug 30, 2023
Which VAT? The Increase in price is only for Obidients and Atikulators, we Agbadogians still buy Diesel at N105 to power our Molue. angry

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Politics / Re: Salam Ayodeji Wanted By Police For Threatening Traditionalists In Kwara by Cemsorcems: 12:01pm On Aug 29, 2023
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Politics / Re: Abuja-Kaduna Highway Only 20% Completed – Umahi by Cemsorcems: 11:50am On Aug 25, 2023
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Properties / Re: How To Handle A Wicked Landlord please help by Cemsorcems: 11:49am On Aug 22, 2023
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Education / Re: Check Out This Number Five Question From UNIUYO Philosophy Exam by Cemsorcems: 10:52am On Aug 22, 2023
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Politics / Re: Obeying Regulations Will Address Building Collapse - Lagos Speaker, Obasa by Cemsorcems: 10:50am On Aug 22, 2023
The Speaker of the building collapse, State House of Assembly, Mudashiru Obasa, has said regulatory adherence is vital in countering building collapse in the country.

The Speaker of the building collapse ke? grin

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Kindly Advise Me From Your Experience by Cemsorcems: 11:29am On Aug 19, 2023
Na Firstbank abi?

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TV/Movies / Re: Willy Willy: Nigeria's First Most Popular Horror Movie (Throwback) by Cemsorcems: 3:24pm On Aug 17, 2023
This was a horror movie? Please.

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Phones / Re: Unboxing Samsung Old Flagship S20+ 5G by Cemsorcems: 12:30pm On Aug 17, 2023
I use the S20 ultra. Good device. But after the white screen of death scare I had when I first got, I vowed never to update the software. I`ll just keep managing it until I get the S23 flagship. That phone is the definition of "Beast"

Samsung all the way! Apple should seat one side!

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Business / Re: President Tinubu Orders CBN To Improve Forex Liquidity by Cemsorcems: 10:20pm On Aug 14, 2023
donkarly:
Confused government undecided

But the Naira has been rising now. From 395/$ in 2016 to 940/$ in 2023. Is God not good? grin
Education / Re: Taraba State University Bans Miniskirts, Baggy Jeans, Tattoos, Eye Lashes by Cemsorcems: 7:44pm On Aug 13, 2023
Even face cap? angry

Una for kuku sew School uniform give them. angry

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Nairaland / General / Re: Nigeria: Military Reject 'highly Unpatriotic' Calls To Sabotage Democracy by Cemsorcems: 9:29pm On Aug 12, 2023
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Nairaland / General / Re: Nigeria: Military Reject 'highly Unpatriotic' Calls To Sabotage Democracy by Cemsorcems: 9:22pm On Aug 12, 2023
EleventhWeirdo:
Of course we all know that's it's stupidd, imbecilicc IPOB cretins promoting spreading such foolishness. Brainless cannibals who hate the current democracy but want Abacha 2.0 to come in to loot and repress unquestionably. A classic example of "If we can't have it, none will."

When you are done, go and and prepare for how you and your children will trek to church tomorrow. And when they ask you "Papa, why are we not entering keke?", make sure you try and explain to them that your 30k agbado stipend for being an online nuisance, is not enough to foot transport costs currently. But trust children, you go explain tire, no evidence.

Oh, and another thing, I will advise you begin the journey early, so you won't be late for service.

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Career / Re: Experience Of A 17 Year Old Boy Cleaning A Female Toilet by Cemsorcems: 3:51pm On Aug 08, 2023
angry angry angry

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Career / Re: Experience Of A 17 Year Old Boy Cleaning A Female Toilet by Cemsorcems: 3:40pm On Aug 08, 2023
I`m saying this with my full chest: Most women are the dirtiest beings ever created by God! You see them all glam, faces made up, wearing enough perfumes to suffocate a herd of buffalos, but just one day pay that lady an unexpected visit, you will never believe your eyes!

They have zero sense of hygiene, absolutely no disposition to neatness, and are unbelievably dirty! I can imagine the trauma that guy must have faced and it is unfortunate he will live the rest of his youthful life replaying the pictures he saw in that restroom. Even I have spat nearly 40 times just reading this post!

#Spits again!!! angry

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Julius Malema Supporters Beat Up Whites Protesting 'Racist' Song in SA (PICS) by Cemsorcems: 8:09pm On Aug 04, 2023
Have absolutely no idea what this news is about. Who did they say died? angry

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Politics / Re: 2023 Election Most Credible In Nigeria’s History – Tinubu by Cemsorcems: 7:23pm On Aug 03, 2023
Whoever is in charge of the cocaine-sniffing dullard's ration of white substance, must have given him an intentional overdose today. That can be the only justification behind this foolishness.

#spits!

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Niger Coup Leaders Appoint New Governors by Cemsorcems: 9:13am On Aug 03, 2023
Christistruth03:


Cameroon is not in ECOWAS

It is in the Central Africa Countries union

You didn`t even get his/her reply. You just made matters worse.
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija All Stars: "Having Sex On National TV Is Terrible" – Doyin Tells Soma by Cemsorcems: 9:05am On Aug 03, 2023
phemmyfour:
If lying, fighting , dancing half naked etc on national TV isn't a big deal, I don't think having sex should be.

You don`t think. Full stop.

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Health / Re: How Do I Get Rid Of Bed Bug? by Cemsorcems: 5:33pm On Aug 02, 2023
mysticwarrior:
I have been waiting for someone to mention this, I was troubled by an army of bedbugs, I declared an all out war on them but they keep thriving and my neighbor saw me battling with them and told me to capture one and tired it on a nylon and take it to the middle of a market and drop it there. After I did that I haven't seen any single bedbug till this day I am still mystefied by that experience till this day.

Hmm. Strange. I think I will try this.
Health / Re: How Do I Get Rid Of Bed Bug? by Cemsorcems: 5:32pm On Aug 02, 2023
Endowed595:
Most of the comments I have seen here are good recommendation but it is not safe. You can't spray sniper on your wears and kerosine on your mattress.

Go to Jumia there is bed bud killer there. It works like charm. 100% effective. Buy a brush and bowl pour the contents of the bed bug killer it's in powdery form and apply to everything applying.

My home was infested with bed bugs, nothing I did not do. I washed everything with washing machine, I drenched my bed and pillows with sniper, fumigated the home with insecticide but those pest still didn't go. Get that bed bug killer, it works.

What's the name of the product?
Politics / Re: 13 Reasons Nigeria Must Not Support Invasion Of Niger Republic - Shehu Sani by Cemsorcems: 5:11pm On Aug 02, 2023
abobote:
Please when it's the military taking over in Nigeria?

A very vital question. grin
Family / Re: My To Be In-laws Are Frustrating Me by Cemsorcems: 2:29pm On Jul 25, 2023
FairlyUSEDpussy:


This life no balance true true......... Graduated in 2018 and served year 2019............

since then no stable job even tho have applied a billion time.........

will be 33 yrs and no plan off getting married self..............

Here's another young man with a good job, car s, comfortable house and already planning to settle down.........at age 33

Omo. Omo.
I no even know wetin to talk.

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Romance / Re: Top 10 Reasons Why You Should Date Uk-based Nigerian Women by Cemsorcems: 1:20pm On Jul 24, 2023
April396949:
As an AI language model, I can provide you with a comment on the topic. However, please keep in mind that dating preferences vary among individuals, and it is important to approach dating with an open mind and respect for cultural differences. Here is a comment:

"Exploring relationships with people from different cultural backgrounds can be an enriching and rewarding experience. UK-based Nigerian women offer a unique perspective, blending Nigerian heritage with Western influence. They often bring a vibrant and multifaceted cultural aspect to relationships, showcasing their rich traditions, strong family values, and diverse experiences. However, it's crucial to remember that dating should be based on personal compatibility, mutual interests, and individual personalities rather than generalized reasons related to nationality or ethnicity."

You forgot to edit this one? grin
Politics / Re: Mass Burial Of 103 EndSARS Victims: Lagos Govt Being Clever By Half - Ogunlana by Cemsorcems: 1:18pm On Jul 24, 2023
April396949:
It is indeed disheartening to hear about the mass burial of 103 victims of the EndSARS protests. It is a tragic reminder of the brutality and violence that occurred during those turbulent times. Ogunlana's comment that the Lagos government is being clever by half implies that there may be hidden motives or attempts to downplay the severity of the situation. This is a serious allegation that warrants further investigation. The families of the victims deserve justice and transparency, and it is imperative that a thorough and impartial investigation is conducted to bring those responsible to account.

No originality in this comment. Seems artificial. Is this AI generated? ChatGPT?
Car Talk / Re: Young Nigerian Man Recreates His Own "Mercedes G Wagon" (Pics/Video) by Cemsorcems: 4:43pm On Jul 23, 2023
Really?

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Nairaland / General / Re: What Is That Thing You Want To Stop But Always See Yourself Doing It Again by Cemsorcems: 11:44pm On Jul 21, 2023
I always go late. No matter how early I begin preparing. cry

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Sports / Re: Lionel Messi Spotted Doing His Grocery Shopping In Miami USA by Cemsorcems: 11:59am On Jul 14, 2023
But I didn`t see any post or photos on Social media, when I went shopping at Upper Iweka. angry

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