Politics › Re: PDP Crisis: Party Summonses Emergency Meeting Monday by Cemsorcems: 8:49pm On Oct 13, 2024 |
Summonses ke?  |
Health › Re: #NoBraDay: Pictures Marking 'No Bra Day' 2024 by Cemsorcems: 8:46pm On Oct 13, 2024 |
Finally! Grabs soap!  |
Politics › Re: Nigeria, not Snubbed In UN Human Rights Council Election - Bayo Onanuga by Cemsorcems: 8:16pm On Oct 13, 2024 |
Nigeria was not just snubbed, they were rejected! The Minister of misinformation and his cocaine sniffing boss should hide their bald heads in shame. 
We have spread our undies in public, and have now become objects of public caricarure! Spits! |
Science/Technology › Re: Chinasa Okolo Makes Times 100 Most Influential People In AI by Cemsorcems: 12:45pm On Sep 07, 2024 |
Omote na, keeping making the culture proud. |
Politics › Re: Muslim-Muslim Ticket - By Fatima Damagum (Daily Trust) by Cemsorcems: 12:36pm On Sep 07, 2024 |
MU-MU ticket were quite sure of themselves before going into the 2023 elections, because they were quite sure and without doubt, that the large throng of MUMUs would surely vote for them.
They were not wrong. |
Family › Re: How Bed Bugs Made Me Relocate: by Cemsorcems: 4:56pm On Aug 03, 2024 |
Whether you believe this or not, is up to you. But this is the solution that worked for me.
I had bedbug infestation, and I mean a very severe one. I tried everything possible, but they kept coming back. One day I went online and came across a post on NL with somebody having same issue, and decided to check the comments. One of the comments I saw (which sounded funny at the time) was "GET ONE OF THEM ALIVE, TIE IT IN A NYLON AND DROP IN A BUSY MARKET".
I saw this laughed and continued scrolling, until someone said something similar. I decided to try it.
Like I said at the beginning, whether you believe this or not is up to you, but I did exactly that and never saw Bedbugs in my home again.
I am still stunned till this day.
Whether you believe it or not, is up to you. |
Education › Re: 22 Confirmed Dead, 134 Hospitalized In Jos School Building Collapse by Cemsorcems: 8:20pm On Jul 12, 2024 |
Eternal rest grant them O Lord... |
Sports › Re: Drake Loses $300,000 Bet After Argentina Beat Canada In Copa Semi-final by Cemsorcems: 12:42pm On Jul 10, 2024 |
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Romance › Re: Lady Breaks Up With Boyfriend Over Wizkid And Davido Beef by Cemsorcems: 10:38am On May 01, 2024 |
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Crime › Re: Officer Shot Dead As Police Foil Kidnap Of FCT Council Chair’s Family by Cemsorcems: 4:41pm On Apr 09, 2024*. Modified: 7:05pm On Apr 09, 2024 |
He said the attack on the family of the council chairman by bandits was the third time between February 2021 and April, 6, 2024. 3rd attempt in less than 3years, and it has not occurred to him to relocate his family?  |
Business › Re: First Bank Debtors. Starcomms Owing N40b by Cemsorcems: 12:27pm On Apr 03, 2024 |
Na POS you use snap these pictures!??  |
Politics › Re: Price Hike Looms As Customs Begins Implementation Of VAT On Diesel by Cemsorcems: 10:56am On Aug 30, 2023 |
Which VAT? The Increase in price is only for Obidients and Atikulators, we Agbadogians still buy Diesel at N105 to power our Molue.  |
Politics › Re: Salam Ayodeji Wanted By Police For Threatening Traditionalists In Kwara by Cemsorcems: 12:01pm On Aug 29, 2023 |
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Politics › Re: Abuja-Kaduna Highway Only 20% Completed – Umahi by Cemsorcems: 11:50am On Aug 25, 2023 |
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Properties › Re: How To Handle A Wicked Landlord please help by Cemsorcems: 11:49am On Aug 22, 2023 |
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Education › Re: Check Out This Number Five Question From UNIUYO Philosophy Exam by Cemsorcems: 10:52am On Aug 22, 2023 |
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Politics › Re: Obeying Regulations Will Address Building Collapse - Lagos Speaker, Obasa by Cemsorcems: 10:50am On Aug 22, 2023 |
The Speaker of the building collapse, State House of Assembly, Mudashiru Obasa, has said regulatory adherence is vital in countering building collapse in the country. The Speaker of the building collapse ke?  |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Kindly Advise Me From Your Experience by Cemsorcems: 11:29am On Aug 19, 2023 |
Na Firstbank abi? |
TV/Movies › Re: Willy Willy: Nigeria's First Most Popular Horror Movie (Throwback) by Cemsorcems: 3:24pm On Aug 17, 2023 |
This was a horror movie? Please. |
Phones › Re: Unboxing Samsung Old Flagship S20+ 5G by Cemsorcems: 12:30pm On Aug 17, 2023 |
I use the S20 ultra. Good device. But after the white screen of death scare I had when I first got, I vowed never to update the software. I`ll just keep managing it until I get the S23 flagship. That phone is the definition of "Beast"
Samsung all the way! Apple should seat one side! |
Business › Re: President Tinubu Orders CBN To Improve Forex Liquidity by Cemsorcems: 10:20pm On Aug 14, 2023 |
donkarly: Confused government  But the Naira has been rising now. From 395/$ in 2016 to 940/$ in 2023. Is God not good?  |
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Education › Re: Taraba State University Bans Miniskirts, Baggy Jeans, Tattoos, Eye Lashes by Cemsorcems: 7:44pm On Aug 13, 2023 |
Even face cap? 
Una for kuku sew School uniform give them.  |
Nairaland General › Re: Nigeria: Military Reject 'highly Unpatriotic' Calls To Sabotage Democracy by Cemsorcems: 9:29pm On Aug 12, 2023 |
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Nairaland General › Re: Nigeria: Military Reject 'highly Unpatriotic' Calls To Sabotage Democracy by Cemsorcems: 9:22pm On Aug 12, 2023 |
EleventhWeirdo: Of course we all know that's it's stupidd, imbecilicc IPOB cretins promoting spreading such foolishness. Brainless cannibals who hate the current democracy but want Abacha 2.0 to come in to loot and repress unquestionably. A classic example of "If we can't have it, none will." When you are done, go and and prepare for how you and your children will trek to church tomorrow. And when they ask you "Papa, why are we not entering keke?", make sure you try and explain to them that your 30k agbado stipend for being an online nuisance, is not enough to foot transport costs currently. But trust children, you go explain tire, no evidence.
Oh, and another thing, I will advise you begin the journey early, so you won't be late for service. |
Career › Re: Experience Of A 17 Year Old Boy Cleaning A Female Toilet by Cemsorcems: 3:51pm On Aug 08, 2023 |
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Career › Re: Experience Of A 17 Year Old Boy Cleaning A Female Toilet by Cemsorcems: 3:40pm On Aug 08, 2023*. Modified: 4:22pm On Aug 08, 2023 |
I`m saying this with my full chest: Most women are the dirtiest beings ever created by God! You see them all glam, faces made up, wearing enough perfumes to suffocate a herd of buffalos, but just one day pay that lady an unexpected visit, you will never believe your eyes!
They have zero sense of hygiene, absolutely no disposition to neatness, and are unbelievably dirty! I can imagine the trauma that guy must have faced and it is unfortunate he will live the rest of his youthful life replaying the pictures he saw in that restroom. Even I have spat nearly 40 times just reading this post!
#Spits again!!!  |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Julius Malema Supporters Beat Up Whites Protesting 'Racist' Song in SA (PICS) by Cemsorcems: 8:09pm On Aug 04, 2023 |
Have absolutely no idea what this news is about. Who did they say died?  |
Politics › Re: 2023 Election Most Credible In Nigeria’s History – Tinubu by Cemsorcems: 7:23pm On Aug 03, 2023 |
Whoever is in charge of the cocaine-sniffing dullard's ration of white substance, must have given him an intentional overdose today. That can be the only justification behind this foolishness.
#spits! |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Niger Coup Leaders Appoint New Governors by Cemsorcems: 9:13am On Aug 03, 2023 |
Christistruth03: Cameroon is not in ECOWAS
It is in the Central Africa Countries union You didn`t even get his/her reply. You just made matters worse. |
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija All Stars: "Having Sex On National TV Is Terrible" – Doyin Tells Soma by Cemsorcems: 9:05am On Aug 03, 2023 |
phemmyfour: If lying, fighting , dancing half naked etc on national TV isn't a big deal, I don't think having sex should be. You don`t think. Full stop. |
Health › Re: How Do I Get Rid Of Bed Bug? by Cemsorcems: 5:33pm On Aug 02, 2023 |
mysticwarrior: I have been waiting for someone to mention this, I was troubled by an army of bedbugs, I declared an all out war on them but they keep thriving and my neighbor saw me battling with them and told me to capture one and tired it on a nylon and take it to the middle of a market and drop it there. After I did that I haven't seen any single bedbug till this day I am still mystefied by that experience till this day. Hmm. Strange. I think I will try this. |