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Family / Re: I Find Violent And Authoritative Women Very Attractive. by Certifiedfucker(m): 12:57pm On Nov 19, 2020
SweetHearted:
I am from a family whose first born is a female. She is followed by 3 other females. I am the 5th child and the last born is also male.

When we were younger,my sisters use to beat us because they were older and stronger than us. The eldest sister will beat the 2nd child to the last child.The same with the 2nd child. She beat the 3rd to the last child.

So I was brought up under authoritative females.

This has affected me because I find it hard to accept a gentle lady.

I only feel attracted to authoritative and violent ladies.

I find such ladies so attractive that I have never and can never date a girl unless she is authoritative, stronger and more assertive than me.

I always want to be close to women that behave like my sisters when we were younger. My sisters loved me but they showed the love through inflicting of pains.

So I tend to associate a woman's violent behavior to love. I seem to have compassion on women who behave violently and authoritatively.

I only find it easy to be working under a woman. I can't lead but I want to be led by woman. I can only work in a place if the head is a woman.

The last place I worked as a teacher, the head of our department was a woman. She complained that I was so obedient and submissive to her that I never even try to challenge her in any of her decisions unlike other teachers. She doesn't like such men, according to her.

Please I want to know if there is any man that is like me out there.
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If so, what do you make of it.
werey undecided
Celebrities / Re: Why I Don’t Hide My Age – Tiwa Savage Reveals by Certifiedfucker(m): 7:16pm On Nov 07, 2020
NigerianAustral:


You obviously do grin
is that you on your profile?
Phones / Re: Phones With Best Battery Life 2020 - Buyer’s Guide by Certifiedfucker(m): 5:38pm On Nov 05, 2020
omale88:
so gionee m30 didn't make it here? a phone with 10000mah?
shocked how much is the phone?
Romance / Re: See The Trouble I'm In Because Of Ashawo...(pics)!! by Certifiedfucker(m): 10:31pm On Nov 02, 2020
It's a super story... grin
Business / Re: Share Your Worst Broke Moments Experiences In Life by Certifiedfucker(m): 11:29pm On Oct 30, 2020
Humblesam:
Menh I can't forget that fateful day I had only 50 naira in my entire life and was going to Festac town from Ijesha for an appointment.
I used 30 naira for t/fare hoping I'll be back with good news but the result is a story for another day.
I trekked in the hot sun of Lagos from Festac town down to Ijesha with my mind already spending the last 20 naira on garri,groundnut and probably sugar when I get home after the long trekking but something strange happened.
When I got to Ijesha bus stop,getting ready for the final trekking to my street which is like five kilometers from the bus stop, I saw this blind man with his daughter begging, and when I looked at d man, he looked straight to my eye and was begging for something from me.
Initially when I saw that blind man, I felt very grateful that I was a lucky guy,I felt pity and decided to move on with my 20 naira, I would av given him something but it was the last one on me.
Do you know that I ve to trek back from my street after successfully getting to my house to the bus stop just to give that same 20 naira to that blind man? Because my conscience would not let me rest from that moment I set my eye on the blind man...it was telling me, "you can do better by giving that 20naira to the blind man", I thought it was a joke until I submitted.
After that I saw myself crying unconsciously, trekking back home weak,hungry and without hope, but that's not the end of my story.

The following, someone I d never believed will help me, came to my house and took me to his place of work.... Same day, I was interviewed, same day I got my appointment letter,next day...
I started working in that company and the rest is history.
It's a super story... grin

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Phones / Re: UMIDIGI DISCUSSION THREAD by Certifiedfucker(m): 10:11pm On Oct 30, 2020
Who knows UMIDIGI X price?
Education / Re: Mothers Work Too — Adanma Ohakim Calls Out Son's Teacher Over Gender Role by Certifiedfucker(m): 10:07pm On Oct 30, 2020
Da fvck...does this woman expect a man to those
Politics / Re: Ikpeazu Begs Hoodlums To Return Looted Equipment In Abia State by Certifiedfucker(m): 9:55pm On Oct 30, 2020
Somebody should tell this man that all the item's have enter ovia... tongue
Phones / How Much Is Techno Camon 15 by Certifiedfucker(m): 6:04pm On Oct 29, 2020
Who knows camon 15 price?
Phones / Re: What Phone Can I Get With A 60k Budget by Certifiedfucker(m): 6:01pm On Oct 29, 2020
Who knows the price of camon 15 pls
Phones / Re: What Phone Can I Get With A 60k Budget by Certifiedfucker(m): 5:52pm On Oct 29, 2020
Akanimoh113:

Pouvoir 3 plus 4GB RAM 6000mah
seems like a nice phone
Sports / Re: Barca Troll Ronaldo & Juventus With This Photo After Messi Scored Them by Certifiedfucker(m): 1:40pm On Oct 29, 2020
MiztaSpark:
Football is one of the biggest social media scam ever but many blind followers won't see that especially their Nigeria fans.

They fix everything and manipulate everything from different angles they know their bind fans can't see especially with the big boys in the game.

Why would CR7 suddenly be unable to play against his biggest competitor if not that they staged this and they want to keep their fans on suspense so that the two big stars don't meet at this early stag. This is all planned towards the big cash out day when the both will meet and play against each other.

Las las na their naija fans mumu pass for the whole world.
u deserve slap...ode.
Phones / Re: What Phone Can I Get With A 60k Budget by Certifiedfucker(m): 12:43pm On Oct 29, 2020
Ayomideen:
I think Redmi 8 had 4gb ram and 5000mAH and is within that price range You can research about it further I might be wrong as that's not the phone I'm using
thank's for the info
Phones / Re: What Phone Can I Get With A 60k Budget by Certifiedfucker(m): 10:46am On Oct 29, 2020
Ayomideen:
OP you for list the specs wey you want na
any phone with 4g ram and 400mah and above
Phones / What Phone Can I Get With A 60k Budget by Certifiedfucker(m): 8:41am On Oct 29, 2020
Am looking to buy a phone below 60k any suggestions
Education / Re: Why Do MOST Nigerian Parents Rush Their Kids Through School? by Certifiedfucker(m): 11:30pm On Oct 28, 2020
Karleb:
They do it for the competition.

"My son is 19 and he is in 400L" grin

"My daughter is 21 and she has an M. Sc." grin

These sort of things freak women more.
19 year old in 400 level...child abuse.
Phones / Re: Anyone Using The Camon 16 Premier How Is It by Certifiedfucker(m): 6:52pm On Oct 26, 2020
Whypo:


I currently don't have its screenshot..It's a very okay device bro..I got mine 62k
so it's available now... Did you buy it in benin?
Technology Market / Re: *SOLD* Umidigi Power 3 4GB+64GB Now Available. by Certifiedfucker(m): 4:37pm On Oct 25, 2020
Is it still available?
Phones / Re: UMIDIGI DISCUSSION THREAD by Certifiedfucker(m): 4:16pm On Oct 25, 2020
Who knows umidigi x price
Phones / How Much Is Umidigi X? by Certifiedfucker(m): 3:59pm On Oct 25, 2020
What's the price pls.
Romance / Re: Today Is My Birthday by Certifiedfucker(m): 9:02am On Oct 22, 2020
Happy birthday

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Politics / Re: Rihanna Reacts To Lekki Shootings, voices support for ENDSARS by Certifiedfucker(m): 4:26pm On Oct 21, 2020
Pierced:
Buhari....his children....his wife....they will all die painfully.

Anybody that supported this massacre is also going to die painfully too.
comment with the most likes I have seen on nairaland so far...
Politics / Re: EndSARS: What Lekki Looks Like This Morning, Properties Destroyed (Video, Photos by Certifiedfucker(m): 4:09pm On Oct 21, 2020
prodigyy:
Please don't go after private properties!!! These are people's sweat.






Burning govt properties won't help. They'll simply use funds for our welfare & development to reconstruct the burnt properties.

You are wise.
Sports / Re: After Lionel Messi And Cristaino Ronaldo Rivalry These Two Players Are Next by Certifiedfucker(m): 10:28am On Oct 20, 2020
paulolee:
and where d fck is neyma d next biggest player? forget say neyma no serious, he still av and edge ahead of the rest
he's getting older

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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Whatsapp Group: Express Your Sexuality, Desires, Hook Up, Videos Etc. by Certifiedfucker(m): 11:34pm On Oct 14, 2020
hilfimix:
you can join using this link
https:///JE0VWR90iVk1v08iaeeJu9
not working
Romance / Re: October Born Celebs We They The Best!! by Certifiedfucker(m): 7:18pm On Oct 10, 2020
GreatSuccess:
I represent 18th...
me too
Politics / Re: "We Can't Survive Without Yahoo Boys" - Prostitutes Join #EndSARS Protest by Certifiedfucker(m): 6:57pm On Oct 10, 2020
loveth360:
Yorubas people sef
you are very stupid

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