Crime › Re: Olawale Hassan Jailed For Rape In UK by Certifiedfucker(m): 6:26am On Oct 08, 2020 |
TinubuGoQuench: OLAWALE HASSAN, you carry skull digging and raping business reach UK too? 
OLAWALE HASSAN you no be rapper na RAPER you be
Sofisticated OLAWALE HASSAN!  you are a derailed tribalist |
Romance › Re: Why Do Most Nigerian Girls Have This Mentality? by Certifiedfucker(m): 10:15pm On Oct 04, 2020 |
dingbang: the way you people just type without good upbringing is totally pitiable. Will you die if you just type without telling him to keep shut?
Bringing up emotions when reacting to comments is totally unprofessional. so commenting has become professional  [b][/b] |
Celebrities › Re: Joke Silva Celebrates Her 59th Birthday With Stunning Pictures by Certifiedfucker(m): 5:29pm On Sep 29, 2020 |
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Celebrities › Re: Joke Silva Celebrates Her 59th Birthday With Stunning Pictures by Certifiedfucker(m): 5:28pm On Sep 29, 2020 |
YorubaKinging: The end is near
There are agents of the devils everywhere, most of them are you favorites celebs will you shutup dia |
Celebrities › Re: Joke Silva Celebrates Her 59th Birthday With Stunning Pictures by Certifiedfucker(m): 5:25pm On Sep 29, 2020 |
Mehn this woman is still as beautiful as ever |
Celebrities › Re: Nengi Cried After Leaving Brighto's Birthday Party by Certifiedfucker(m): 5:23pm On Sep 29, 2020 |
Some people are just jobless |
Romance › Re: She Broke Up With Me And Told Me I Am Destined To Be Poor by Certifiedfucker(m): 7:03pm On Sep 26, 2020 |
Kalashnikov382: Hello Nairalanders, My girlfriend of two years broke up with me. She broke up with me because of my financial situation right now.
I have been struggling for like 5 months now then she started acting weird and calling me names. The whole thing started when a guy I don't know bought her an iPhone last month. She lied she got it herself which I know is not true. We fought, argued then she went on to block me on WhatsApp.
After begging her for a month she later unblocked me and started posting pictures of different guys with love emoticons. Then she started asking for money everyday. I told her I would give her if I see her in person that I haven't even set my eyes on her for like 2 months.
She has has been avoiding me but asking me for money. Then Started saying She knew I would never gets out of this broke-ness. She told me I am addicted to brokeness that I can never make it in life. The same girl I pay part of her third year school fee, I paid her final year school when their school payment portal was almost closed, I sold my expensive iPhone and some other gadgets for a very shameful price. I once did everything any guy would do for a girlfriend. I used to spoil her with everything when I have money. I've bought her phone twice, Take care of her school bills time to time. Use my things to loan money to send money to her. I did some stupid things just to satisfy this girl.
After everything she told me I did nothing for her that I am addicted to poverty that they told her I'm destined to be poor. She text all sorts of terrible things and insulted my parents that's when I slammed her with some crazy text back (My parents? No No I won't take that shi.t).
This girl I lose my everything just to make her happy. Worst of it is that I am at the most toughest time of my life now. Last week I lose almost a million, I am still healing from that. Her words are affecting me mentally. I adore this girl because she was once a nice and good girl any guy would want to date in fact to be honest, she is the most beautiful girl I've ever meet all my life.
She believes her beauty can get her anything. Please Nairalanders how can I forget this girl and her words totally. Those words are really affecting me mentally, I am losing hope. Please how can I erase everything from my head. I'm frustrated and depressed how the fvck will you pay a girl who's not your sister school fees SIMP  |
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Politics › Re: Meet Malaysia Graduate Who Studies Dino Melaye For Master’s Degree (photo) by Certifiedfucker(m): 5:18pm On Sep 26, 2020 |
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Celebrities › Re: "I Have Serious Depression" - Baba Fryo Cries Out For Help by Certifiedfucker(m): 5:06pm On Sep 26, 2020 |
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Romance › Re: I'm Back Again.... Mods No Do Me Well Oo by Certifiedfucker(m): 5:01pm On Sep 26, 2020 |
Zzor: lol, hope you utilize your ban period to make money women and money
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Romance › Re: Finally I Have Joined Nairaland by Certifiedfucker(m): 4:02pm On Sep 26, 2020 |
After about two years of being a vistor am finally a nairalander should we now fry corn � |
Romance › Re: What Is The Highest Amount You Have Ever Paid For Sex? by Certifiedfucker(m): 4:00pm On Sep 26, 2020 |
500 the olosho sweet sha |
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Certifiedfucker(m): 2:52pm On Sep 26, 2020 |
Vykinx: *SPORTS NEWS FROM FC BARCELONA* ������ The Barça board are now ‘confident’ on signing Dest. But the agreement with Ajax has not been fully reached yet. Bayern are still in the race. Despite this, Barça are convinced they’ll finalise the deal soon. The saga continues but it's in the final stages. -FabrizioRomano
Decisive hours to close the signing of Sergiño Dest. There is optimism within Barcelona to tie the signing this weekend, pending agreeing to the payment formula. There’s already total agreement between Barça and Dest. -ffpolo
Bayern Munich keep trying, but the player is determined to sign for Barcelona and this is the great asset of the Catalan club.
Messi to Suarez: You deserved to depart like what you are: one of the most important players in the club’s history, winning things as part of a group & individually. Not for them to kick you out as they have done. But the truth is nothing surprises me any more.
Pedri has already been told that he will wear the number 16 shirt and that they will include him in the first team.-Marta_Ramon
@LaLiga has published a list of squad numbers from Barcelona on their website: • Alena (6) • Coutinho (14) • Pedri (16) • Trincao (17) • Pjanic ( Matheus Fernandes isn’t in the list, while Rafinha and Todibo appear in the list *without* a number
Riqui Puig will have Barcelona B’s number (28). Araujo and Miranda will also be in the B team for now as well.-Alfremartinezz
As per rac1, Collado will be joining Girona on loan this season
Koeman has not called up Matheus Fernandes for any pre-season game but has told him to train hard and wait for his chance. [cadena ser]
Dembélé's entourage ensure that the training sessions under Koeman are more intensive than under Valverde and the Frenchman is delighted with that. [cadena ser]
Semedo would have cost Barcelona 5 million euros more if he had stayed, because of a clause in the player's contract at the Blaugrana club. Benfica charged 5 million euros for every 50 games Semedo played, up to a certain amount of games. Semedo played 97 games in total. [md]
Barcelona hopes to close the signing of Sergiño Dest between Monday-Tuesday.-joanbatllori
Depay is in pole position for Barcelona. The Dutchman is the first option to reinforce the Blaugrana attack: he fits the profile and the salary cap. [md]
Koeman is in love with the skill and talent of Pedri. [sport
Cavani and Dzeko were offered to Barcelona, but the club has discarded them.-MigRico why the Bleep would they discard cavani |
Romance › Re: She Stinks So Bad � by Certifiedfucker(m): 2:23pm On Sep 26, 2020 |
Break up with the bitch for your dicks sake presented007: Hi guys I hope you all are doing great. So I need this little help from you guys I have this babe that we've been together for quite some time now but they is this problem I have and I just don't know how to disclose it to her.
Her pussy literally stink so bad in fact na exactly like rotten fish please I really want to help her with any medication required no matter what it cost I just don't know how to go about it. She's so loving and kind but most of all she loves sex even more than I do and that's a good thing that I made me love her and want to help her. |
Romance › Re: Lesbian Couples Pose For Photo In Lagos, Nigerians React by Certifiedfucker(m): 2:20pm On Sep 26, 2020 |
Waste of good pussy |
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Health › Re: People Defecating In Public Arrested By Lagos Task Force (Disturbing Photos) by Certifiedfucker(m): 12:35pm On Sep 26, 2020 |
Who the Bleep does that |
Education › Re: What Made You Popular In Secondary School?? by Certifiedfucker(m): 12:32pm On Sep 26, 2020 |
bleeped a girl in school toilet |
TV/Movies › Re: Laycon Rocks Nengi And Rubs Her Butt As Finalists Enjoy The Jacuzzi by Certifiedfucker(m): 12:20pm On Sep 26, 2020 |
Laycon issa real niggar |
Health › Re: Commercial Motorcyclist Commits Suicide In Ibadan By Hanging (Disturbing Photo) by Certifiedfucker(m): 12:17pm On Sep 26, 2020 |
Wonders shall neva end RIP to them |