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Car Talk / Re: Tokyolt: World's First 'Dual-Mode Vehicle' To Begin Operation In Japan by Cerveau(f): 9:09am On Dec 25, 2021
Amazing Innovation, highly needed��

To those criticising Africa left, right, center, what have you and your family innovated for Africa or are you not part of the useless Africans too?

just appreciate the post and move on, no need to vent your frustration on here.
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Has Been Sleeping With Her Pastor by Cerveau(f): 9:54am On Oct 30, 2021
I can't believe people actually think this is true! how gullible can you guys be?

OP cannot name the church cause it will be obvious he's lying.

My question is what is the purpose of these fake stories? cause its obviously not gonna fetch any financial benefits in anyway....... Damn, people are really messed up!
Pets / Re: Mark Zuckerberg's Goats 'Max' And 'Bitcoin' (Photo) by Cerveau(f): 12:32pm On May 11, 2021
FatherCHRISTMAS:
I have always suspect mark and Elon were the brain behind bitcon
Mark and Eleon have nothing to do with the Origin of BTC. The coin was originally created for dark web fraudulent activities like terrorism, human parts deals and weapons. The duo are too smart to have originated such a sinister move.

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Crime / Re: How They Sell Girls For Prostitution Using Night Clubs And Hotels by Cerveau(f): 11:07pm On May 09, 2021
Nairalanders actually believe this crap story up there!!!


This could work for ritualists, but saying this is how ladies are now being recruited for foreign prostitution through the desert is actually stupid to say the least!

How can someone be drugged or jazzed and taken from Benin City to Libya without regaining their senses or being stopped by security agencies along the way??

Op I doubt if you actually know anything about the journey up north and how long it takes.....

please let's stop spreading unnecessary fear and chaos

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Science/Technology / Re: Budimir Buda Holds His Breath Underwater For 24 Minutes, Sets New World Record by Cerveau(f): 9:41pm On Mar 31, 2021
Before you conclude that Ijaws can stay submerged in water for days without any access to oxygen, try and Google it, to see if that's humanely possible...... This dude did something that is more than 99.9% of humans can NEVER do. Just appreciate him and move on, instead of arguing blindly.

If an ijaw man exists that can naturally hold his breadth for a hour, devoid of any black magic or voodoo, he would be a social media star already. Even if he lives in the most remote creek in Nigeria.
Romance / Re: This Is The Current Situation About The Pregnant Girl. by Cerveau(f): 12:06pm On Mar 06, 2021
Grand rule of Online scam....


If it's too good to be true, then it's most definitely not true!!!

It's super convenient for her to post pictures of the drugs and solicit for Financial support.....But its extremely difficult for her to post the girls photos or any proof of her existence ......

Nairaland makes you smarter everyday

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Family / Re: I Want My Daughter Back by Cerveau(f): 10:22pm On Mar 03, 2021
GOFRONT:
Na waoo......

Marriage is sha overrated.

No my friend. Being happily married is still the best thing that can happen to anyone. The moral, Physical, Psychological benefits are endless....

The problem is people who have no business being in a relationship are actually getting married....

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Programming / Re: I Found This 6 Months Pregnant Girl Trying To Hang Herself. by Cerveau(f): 9:44am On Mar 01, 2021
she doesn't have family you can contact?!

You can't post her videos or clear photos??

She doesn't want to to abort the child

All she wants is to take her own life??

I hope you didn't leave her alone in your house and leave for work!!!

Fine girl dey go prison too!

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Travel / Re: Witness: Why We Didn’t Rescue Victims Of Abuja Air Crash by Cerveau(f): 9:04am On Feb 22, 2021
hmm
Education / Re: UNIBEN Bans Other Bread, Water Products On Campus by Cerveau(f): 10:28am On Feb 01, 2021
The comment section shows most people don't even know what is happening in our tertiary institutions. Even the supposed students.


Federal government has failed our Tertiary institutions in terms of funding. These institutions are looking at any means necessary to increase cash inflow through their various commercial enterprises.

So expect more obnoxious policies, increase in rentage of shops within the school premises and more commercial ventures being set up the School.

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Autos / Re: SOLD SOLD. Freshlylean Toyota Camry 2009. OMO This Is Too Sharp Abeg. Registered by Cerveau(f): 10:42am On Jan 20, 2021
AstroG:



I bought 2010 Toyota Camry XLE with reverse cam for 2m last year DEC(foreign used) and the is very very sound

In December 2020 a friend bought a 2009 foreign used super clean 4 plug Camry for 2M. so I totally believe you.

cars are expensive now, but not 2.3m expensive for a naija used 2009 Camry!!!!!
Autos / Re: SOLD SOLD. Freshlylean Toyota Camry 2009. OMO This Is Too Sharp Abeg. Registered by Cerveau(f): 10:08pm On Jan 18, 2021
2.3m for a 2009 registered Camry??


because dem never see camry before!

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Technology Market / Re: Toyota Carry 2004 Model Buy And Drive #1.380m by Cerveau(f): 5:39pm On Jan 05, 2021
Molahnelson:
How can you sell a sixteen-year-old car for 1.3 million,
How much is a modern EV now huh

Let me tell you something my friend. The greediest people in this country are car dealers (importers) followed by others importers. They can sometimes sell a car for almost twice the cost price. I know this for sure because my Sister and uncle are both car dealers.

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Romance / Re: by Cerveau(f): 10:18pm On Dec 21, 2020
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5hanklee:
Note that this thread is not to bash any gender...

I decided to unblock twenty-two girls on my contact list this night and to my greatest surprise, over ten of them were busy posting pictures they took by making sure that their boobs and ass are visible at the same time.

Like why TF are they doing this? If it's to impress men, na this kind thing dey make men fucck and dump una. Who will marry woman that has nothing but stupid pictures and flashy lifestyle to offer?

This is not to insult anyone and I'll ignore every mumu mentions.
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What then is the essence of this directionless post if not bashing......
Romance / Re: My Neighbor Is Chasing My Wife Behind My Back by Cerveau(f): 10:12pm On Dec 16, 2020
Donpenny:
Since he use to listen to your misunderstanding and he want to use that to win your gf heart which shows that he can hear conversation and any noise from your room . Now do this , whenever you want to bleep your gf open your door and window and make sure you bleep the hell out of your gf , let her screem like a porn star and after the whole thing come outside for fresh breeze and make sure your neighbor sees both of you while coming outside let him use his brain to decode what has happened. I swear he won't disturb your gf again cux he would be pain. I did it to my formal neighbor cux my gf told me then he made a move on her. I bleeped the hell out of her and we came outside together for fresh breeze the guy saw me and almost ran mad. Laugh wan kill me grin
best advice so far, this will work 101% guaranteed

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Family / Re: My Sister Has Abandoned Her Son by Cerveau(f): 4:38pm On Dec 16, 2020
Chinyerelove:
i am in Lagos thanks


Lagose where there are dozens of motherless homes?

Google is your friend, please take that child to where he will be safe!

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Family / Re: My Sister Has Abandoned Her Son by Cerveau(f): 4:29pm On Dec 16, 2020
Chinyerelove:
My 17 years old sister become pregnant after being raped , it was so difficult for her because our elder brother chased her out of the house she went to stay with my other brother in his one room. She gave birth November 27 and yesterday my brother called to informed me that my sister had left the house since Saturday telling him she is going to buy her baby diaper and she hasn’t returned since. She doesn’t have a phone and nowhere to contact her , my brother has reported her missing but the problem we are facing is the baby my brother alone cannot take care of the baby he is also working he can’t deal with work and the baby at the same time , even myself I can’t take care of him because of the nature of my job I am a live in nanny. I want to know if anyone can please direct us to any motherless home where we can take my nephew until we find his mother.

How do we direct you when we don't even know the state you reside in!

Do a Google search of motherless/Orphanage homes in your state. You will get phone numbers and addresses of these centers in your state...

Aside this, don't you have families?

If you've got an aunt in the village or anywhere else who can appropriately take care of the child, why not take the child to them, and send money to them for monthly upkeep.....

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Romance / Re: Please How Do I Get Runs Girls That Arr Ready To Fvck Not Date by Cerveau(f): 12:40pm On Dec 14, 2020
Thebest12:
can you give me any example of keywords to use ?
with your level of comprehension I'd advise you use your time and resources on other obvious dire needs.....



But then, if you insist, type "runs girls" on play store.....

Ciao

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Romance / Re: Please How Do I Get Runs Girls That Arr Ready To Fvck Not Date by Cerveau(f): 12:30pm On Dec 14, 2020
Use Google or simply check play store with the keywords you've in mind........ Smf kids!

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Sports / Re: Anthony Joshua’s Victory Justifies Ogun Investment In Sports —governor Abiodun by Cerveau(f): 1:23am On Dec 14, 2020
Can anyone become more useless than a typical Nigerian politician?


I wish they or their kids use social media sometimes and see how we feel about them....
Celebrities / Re: Oge Obidiebube "In Pains But Stable" After Getting Antidote by Cerveau(f): 10:33pm On Dec 13, 2020
famzynet:


It will require a miracle from heaven to survive two bottles of sniper. Miracle do happen. If she survives,then it truly isn't her time and that will be the miracle of the month.

What such person needs is not jail but a pschychiatric hospital , rehabilitation centre and encouragement to live. Depression is real and many out there are depressed with the bad economy. They just need an excuse to end it all. If you put such persons in jail,you have given them all excuse they need to kill themselves even years after they come out of jail.That is why we need to be mindful of words we use on people. Many are not psychologically and mentally strong to withstand stress.
Thank you sir, for that medical clearification. I know drinking a full bottle of snipper will kill anyone within minutes, talkless of two. So this really got me confused....

Also I agree with your thoughts about rehabilitation instead of being charged. She obviously isn't in the best frame of mind.
Celebrities / Re: Oge Obidiebube "In Pains But Stable" After Getting Antidote by Cerveau(f): 4:52pm On Dec 13, 2020
This is not funny..... I have two questions for the doctors and lawyers in the house!

Can someone survive injesting two bottles of snipper into their system?


If she survives this, is attempted suicide not a jailable offense?

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Travel / Re: Another Trafficked Nigerian Lady, Omowumi Rhoda, repatriated by Cerveau(f): 10:51am On Dec 12, 2020
Politics / Re: #endsars: Northern Elders Disown Ango Abdullahi Over Statement Against Igbo by Cerveau(f): 1:07pm On Dec 11, 2020
Politics / Re: This Photo Brought Tears To My Eyes. by Cerveau(f): 8:48am On Dec 01, 2020
Juliearth:






Same way we tried to call the government to order and ended up with a blood bath? Our problems cut deeper, dear. We need to have a total mental overhaul, because this decadence is not privy to our leaders alone. Give an average man a political position and see him launder money like never before. We all need to put to practice the "charity" at home, taught us by our parents

I totally agree with you about the lives lost during the EndSARS protest.

But you will also agree with me that, we were able to touch the government like never before and they are still feeling it...... SARS ended, Nigeria police understood they weren't above the law, Nigerians realized the great power that lies in Unity and solidarity.... All these were possible because we protested....

If the northeners massively Protest against the senseless killings, trust me, the narrative will change

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