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Culture › Re: Vote Hero For Moderator Of This Board. by CH3COO(m): 3:16am On Jul 11, 2008

The day Hero becomes moderator of this board will be the day Abacha rolls over in his grave and lets off a rotten fart all over Nigeria again.

Education › Re: Algebra Cafe: Solve Math Problems Here by CH3COO(m): 2:51am On Jul 11, 2008

explain the first principle. It's still not hard.

First principle = the definition, huh?

lim f(x+dx) - f(x)
dx->0 -----------------
dx

Culture › Re: Pictures Of Aba (abia State) Or Usofia (anambra State) Pls Help! by CH3COO(m): 1:45am On Jul 11, 2008

Foster cat:
orumba you're fine

back off bro, that's my trophy.

Culture › Re: Pictures Of Aba (abia State) Or Usofia (anambra State) Pls Help! by CH3COO(m): 1:44am On Jul 11, 2008

SeanT21:
If You were so smart You wont need "Spell Check".

The only insults you can give me is calling me a hoe? Cant You come up with anything better and be less repetitive.

Why do You keep bringing Hero name up in your post. He is not giving you the time of day. Talk about stupidity.

Just can't live that negative way, make way for the positive day!

Yeah. Cos that's what you are. A dumb young slut. With the way you're drooling over hero, a nig is going to impregnate you one of these days, to your mother's
humiliation.
Amadioha! god of Thunder. I don't need the spell check; just needed to proofread. Speaking of, there's something called proof Fucking reading for God's sake. If you are to accuse me of posting with errors at least do me the honors of posting intelligibly. If only I could feed you to the hungry blood-hungry dogs that Michael Vick used to breed.

SeanT21:
I am done. All Things have to come to an end.

Have A Good Evening CH3COO!!

Have a sperm blessed evening.

OrumbaS89:
ch

please don't.

go hero!

Okay fine. You ignored my question though, but whatever.

Literature › Re: Role Play: Reloaded by CH3COO(m): 1:31am On Jul 11, 2008

the dude is suppose to be CH3COO

Literature › Re: Role Play: Reloaded by CH3COO(m): 11:57pm On Jul 10, 2008

[quote author=Gold*Finch link=topic=149836.msg2490883#msg2490883 date=1215730490]Scenario: How I planned to Kill my cheating Boyfriend.

I still could not believe it. How my curiosity turned to hurt. How my anger turned to depression. I can still remember the bang of the door as Jessie rushed in, only to tell me that he was cheating.
I trusted him, I gave him my body, I gave him my heart and was ready to give him my soul on a glass plate.
Hmmm, I guess some things are just not meant to be.

I could not in anyway control the tears that gushed down my cheeks, the coldness that surrounded me.
Where am I to go from here? I can't start over, I cannot!! And I will not! .

A loud ring brought Victoria out of her trance. She didn't want to talk to anyone, but it could be one of her patients. Life must go on, right?

Without looking at the phone, she picked up the call. And What do you know, it's little mr. liar, mr cheater, mr . . mr.

"Vic, hey, am feeling alright not. Thanks to your soup." His voice was clear and healthy like he was never diagnosed with malaria this morning.

"Really? Am glad. Hope you're up and ok now. You want to come over for dinner tonight?" I'm sure he can hear the tremblings in my voice, even as much as I'm trying to control it.

"Sure, I'll surely make it on time"

As the phone clicked off, Victoria's mind was already filled and over flowing with dreadful plans.
So he wants to have his cake and eat it too? Oh he will, he will. But it'll surely be his last cake. Stupid man!

Over dinner, it was quite and peaceful. Victoria and Ife were enjoying the dinner. But no one was laughing or joking around as usual.

With a quick gesture, Vic raise her glass to make a toast, expecting her beau to do the same.
"To us, hope nothing ever comes between our love" With a sly, seducing movement of her lips, she smiled.

"To Us"
After they had both took some sips of the wine, Vic took Ife's hands and smiled at him.

"Baby, I Love you so much. That's why I've made a decision today. You might not like it. But we are meant to be together. And I've made sure of it"

"Vic, We will be together no matter what"

"That's the only option now. Because the wine and fried rice we just ate, I added a tablespoon of Lye. We're both to die in an hour or so. Do you want to spend the last hour with me?"[/quote]what the Bleep? I must report this to the FBI.

Culture › Re: Pictures Of Aba (abia State) Or Usofia (anambra State) Pls Help! by CH3COO(m): 11:56pm On Jul 10, 2008

ST, don't you know I have little time to use the spell check as a safehouse? Typographical errors are nothing new to a speedtyper.

Tell you I am under 20? Is that the current group of people that are crushing you every night? Group of under-20 boys. I wish they would put a plastic bag over that pimple-populated face of yours just for the sake of saving the lives of 20 kids. Any man that can truly pound you without vomitting on you is worthy of praise. You should ask Hero for some coke, he probably knows where they sell them. At this point it is easily the best option to keep you sane and free.

Culture › Re: Pictures Of Aba (abia State) Or Usofia (anambra State) Pls Help! by CH3COO(m): 11:39pm On Jul 10, 2008

OrumbaS89:
Sean,

Watch your tone.

CH,

Why are you obsessed with sex? I'm sorry, but copulation is not an insult to mature people.

Copulation isn't. Whorish behavior is. Let's not talk about the little one please. Do you have yahoo messenger or something. _{I wanna hit you up}

Culture › Re: Pictures Of Aba (abia State) Or Usofia (anambra State) Pls Help! by CH3COO(m): 11:38pm On Jul 10, 2008

SeanT so your daddy is home and you're now jumping for cock again, ehn?I wish I could find more men to dump some more semen into your foolish dumpster. Anything to keep that apetite of yours satisfied with juicy man meat.

Culture › Re: Pictures Of Aba (abia State) Or Usofia (anambra State) Pls Help! by CH3COO(m): 11:36pm On Jul 10, 2008

Hero:
CH3COO, you need to be exterminated for the betterment of Nigerian society.Don't you have any shame; why are you speaking to that young girl like that? You are a filthy, putrid disgrace with your foul mental thoughts. It's typical psychotic like you who are causing the worlds problems. From the criminal crumbs to the middle class mennis, to the upper crust crooks. I can see in your very nature that you'd be just as bad if not worst than a Sani Abacha as a Nigerian leader. You have a perverted, crooked mind and thus bound to have a crooked soul. Your kind is what's wrong with Nigeria today. What fool dragged your mennising, sorry, stinking yansh out the Naija swamps to come here to be minis in this society? You're no better than Shantytown, ghetto and trailer park trash, you nasty Hump.

Shut up. It is you I blame for demoralizing that filthy little hobag named SeanT. How dare you even sleep with a baby so young? Ever heard of statutory rape. Do not include me in your fiasco, because I am not the type to stoop to your menacing level and engage in foul play. Disgusting racism and ignorant tribalism are traits you posess that that expose your pathetic identity you foolish ass neocon. I wish I had the time to speak some sense into that insulated mental capacity of yours you daft old fool. America is yet to do you any good as you have shown and you are inviting me to come in and take away the resources you have failed to utilize? You are perfect example of what's wrong with Black American society. Don't quit your stay at home job. It is most likely the only job you will ever be able to afford to make ends meet. I have sympathy for you and am glad that the welfare checks have done enough to keep a roof over your head. Coward.

Culture › Re: Pictures Of Aba (abia State) Or Usofia (anambra State) Pls Help! by CH3COO(m): 11:11pm On Jul 10, 2008

I agree with einsten, your stupidity truly is infiinite. Mental institution will not be enough to cure your ills. You have been hot wired as a permanent sex machine. You will not even hesitate to Bleep all the lunatics at the mental institution.

Education › Re: Algebra Cafe: Solve Math Problems Here by CH3COO(m): 11:07pm On Jul 10, 2008

Let y = tanh^-1x
This implies that
tanh(y) = x
d/dx (tanh[y]) = d/dx (x)
sech²y dy/dx = 1
dy/dx = 1/sech²(y)

And since y = tanh^-1x
dy/dx = 1/sech²(arctanhx)

Education › Re: Algebra Cafe: Solve Math Problems Here by CH3COO(m): 11:02pm On Jul 10, 2008

You should be able to easily differentiate the inverse tanh of x.

Culture › Re: Pictures Of Aba (abia State) Or Usofia (anambra State) Pls Help! by CH3COO(m): 10:56pm On Jul 10, 2008

Not yet. I'm not done. I was fetching you the sperm I promised. We didn't have nearly enough to fill you up so I had to ask your younger brother to help me collect some semen from my dog.

Culture › Re: Pictures Of Aba (abia State) Or Usofia (anambra State) Pls Help! by CH3COO(m): 10:50pm On Jul 10, 2008

SeanT21:
Can You talk like a lady my dear. You are one Hot little fagget.

For asking that question, You ARE MORE STUPID THAN I THOUGHT.

I have begged you too many times to "COME OUT THE CLOSET".

Even the stupid people have more value than you, you cheap slut.

Culture › Re: Pictures Of Aba (abia State) Or Usofia (anambra State) Pls Help! by CH3COO(m): 10:27pm On Jul 10, 2008

Orumba, SFSU ? Friends of mine go there. I am nearby.

Culture › Re: Pictures Of Aba (abia State) Or Usofia (anambra State) Pls Help! by CH3COO(m): 10:26pm On Jul 10, 2008

SeanT21:
Can You read. I will be attending college in the Fall and majoring in Childhood Education.

Why do You keep on proving my point that you say the nastiest things You Nigerian Cunt.

Hey man, Nigerian cunts are cleaner than lice bombarded Liberian cunts. I still have to get across to your college counselor. I will need to make sure you're fored to stay clear from managing any kids. You would just Fu[i]c[/i]k them all and kill them off with aids.

Can YOU TALK LIKE A LADY FOR CHRIST SAKE!!

I already Got a man. You can keep your "area boys" for your pleasure.
Do You do that on a daily basis? I wont be a surprise if You do!!

I have begged you too many times to learn to construct well-written English. "I won't be surprised if you do," or "It wouldn't be a surprise if you do"

Which one na that yeye garbage wey you come type up there? Do they even have schools in Liberia?

Romance › Re: What Type Of Men Do You Attract? by CH3COO(m): 10:17pm On Jul 10, 2008

Ah ahn? Inches? You are really trying very hard to get me to post my picture I see. I am quite fit thank you very much. In fact after I am done filing this stupid report I will force myself to do my daily ab exercise. 800 inches of jogging is nothing to a healthy black horse.

Culture › Re: Pictures Of Aba (abia State) Or Usofia (anambra State) Pls Help! by CH3COO(m): 10:14pm On Jul 10, 2008

SeanT21:
You are one of the nastiest bitch I have ever met on the net. You say the most disgusting things. Why will anyone in their right mind think about "Sister sucking on brother dicks". What is wrong with your head?

Sex crazed teenager? In all your post You seem to be obsess with SEX. Yet you tell me I am Sex Crazed.

Do You have a day Job? Get on it.

Handicapped Female Goat?WTF. That shit makes no sense.

Yeah. Just open your mouth in awe and shock at everything I say. I will be sure to pour a syrup of semen down your long dislocated throat.

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