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RedHotChic:
KarmaMod proved you wrong babe, I want the Eiffel tower or the statue of liberty anyway so Gamine or GoldFinch may be cheaper than me.

Se you see the kain wayo you dey play.  You think say I be kasali?  i never meet the kain woman wen I go carry digestive give wey go cry on top my kini all night long.  I dey on top everything.  If to say the thing work I for don store digestive for house dey dash woman left and right.

KarmaMod:
Ch3


all I want is digestive o. Glass of milk would be nice too

no be only digestive. i for dash you chocomilo on top. i no dey discuss digestive until i bin wan settle down abeg.

onyinye2:
@CH3COO

that method would never work on a girl like me. i would stop you in your tracks. it is obvious the girl only likes the guy because of what he has. which i must mind you can be stolen or taken at any given moment.

Who's talking of your own.  Na yankee style I go take massacre your own.  After endless bouts of i lof you hunnie, i lof you, you mean the world to me, i find myself falling deeply in love with you every passing second, and after 5 showers of roses you will melt in my succulent hands.  Don't mess with the games men play o, it's toxic.  Make I no put your health in jeopardy i beg.

RedHotChic:
LMAO; Funny how little little things makes us women happy(Except Gamine of course because she wants digestive with big tires )

Get over yourself and stop fooling yourself.  You know you women like everything oversized.  Big tires, big cars, big wallet, big [i]d[/i]ick, the house must be rotunda.  The list is eendless.

Facts over diluted opinions.

onyinye2:
go read it boy!!! then come back and respond.

Why do I need to read again? My method is tested and trusted. It has been working since the ancient times of our ancestral godfathers.

Where is finch again?

He be like say the video don begin dey work.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgcZAE1ULYI&hl=en&fs=1[/flash]

Funmi , this is an example to show you that the success is easily attained.  In no time I will be trucking in women from every angle. And palm-wine tapping beats brothel work any day of the week. I prefer my dignity over your shame.

onyinye2:
that is a horrible dream. go read my poem of "The Confessions of a Love Slave". and learn something from it.

Oh my God! After 500 years of mental slavery from the white man, the last thing I need is to be thrown back under the bus.  Why would I want to be a slave?  Please o.  No be only mugu dey do love slave.  Love and money are synonyms in the Nigerian woman's language. It's simple as A - B - C - all you gotta do is keep your mind on your money. The will will become your walking footmat in no time.

onyinye2:
that said, why don't you learn a little about romance from Raheem Davaughn's song "Customer"

that said, I do really appreciate your input. But I learn all I need to know about treating women and being romantic from the legend of tupac shakur.  If all else fails there's always juju for backup. no be so?

I don't mind the attention. in fact you are helping me realize dreams of my own. My objective is to become a real woman cassanova. A thief of women's hearts.

This is exactly the kain thing you women like. See as you swarm me like flies on shit.

Damn! The video i'm attempting to post is not displaying. any of you know how to post a flash video from youtube on here?

[quote author=Gold*Finch link=topic=150073.msg2489246#msg2489246 date=1215712834]Na the naija girls wey you dey toast. oniranu[/quote]you dey deceive yourself.  who tell you say naija girls dey need toasting.  all you need to do is whistle or do something like the guy in this video did.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgcZAE1ULYI&hl=en&fs=1[/flash]

[quote author=Gold*Finch link=topic=150073.msg2489220#msg2489220 date=1215712592]Were!

Get back to topic![/quote]Yeah let's do that.  Tell me the most romantic idea your man has ever proposed to you.  I will top that by a golden mile.  Let me pitch an example to you.  I would sneak out of  bed to take a shower and brush my teeth with Mclean before you wake up so we can have hygienic good morning sex.

rubi:
You can say that again

studentetc:
Like joke like joke, this thread don turn to Ojuelegba.

No be only ojuelegba.  Na this be the kain romance I don dey talk.  This be the kain thing wey naija girls dey fancy.

onyinye2:
hmmm, you needed a song to tell you a woman's worth??

Onyinye, you would be surprised to find out how much we all learn from music.
Same songs that tell you to put your woman first will tell you in the second stanza never to trust her.  Funmi once posted a link where the court ruled against the man for trusting his wife.

RedHotChic:
May be you have problem with erectile over function.

That's good news for her. You know how many women's dreams I can fulfill with that power I posess? I know you often dream of having multiple orgasms. Fear no more, for your dreams can now become a reality.

[quote author=Gold*Finch link=topic=150073.msg2489170#msg2489170 date=1215712074]Nawa o.
So if a woman comes to your apartment with guns and knives, she's feeling the hits for you too?[/quote]Except you didn't come at me with cutleries or machete.  You came at me with the loving embrace and warm hugs of a fully developed romantic woman.

RedHotChic:
GoldWench and ChoCo2, I see love going on here. Are you two together? What happened Goldie? He didn't perform well last night?

What are you a damn psychologist?  You just read me like a fucking page in a book.  I don't have a problem with erectile dysfunction.  If you are curious about this, come down to my abode to find out.  Finch is stylishly feeling the hots for me.

RedHotChic:
so you don't know her worth?

I know a woman's worth.  Alicia keys has made it known to all men that a real man should know that a woman comes first.  Putting that woman first is my number one priority; after myself.

Oh God no. It is an abominable taboo. Completely unacceptable. It violates the principles of ethics and morality that Nigerians hold dear.

[quote author=Gold*Finch link=topic=150073.msg2489065#msg2489065 date=1215711123]Funny thing is, it matters not if you care or not.
That's your own burden.

Anyways, are you done contributing to the thread or what?[/quote]no.
finch to be honest you need a man that knows your worth.

RedHotChic:
Another Ilesha hater online.

no.

RedHotChic:
Na so you dey take harass women anytime they demand some help from you so they'll leave you alone? This one na court harassment, no be today we begin see Gani and law book.

Fausa I am warning you o. Don't be surprised if Bush drops a bomb on Ilesha to prevent you from harassing his citizen.

[quote author=Gold*Finch link=topic=150073.msg2489012#msg2489012 date=1215710713]@CH3COO
Which ever one you think it is. I care not[/quote]It doesn't matter what you think.  What is important is that I care.

RedHotChic:
Roflmao; Gas is expensive and hummer contributes to global warming,

The likes of Jackal and EldEE may send you the rose colored picture for a start, broke ass ni99ers.

Why do you continue to shout global warming all over the place?  Nigerians have been experiencing global warming since the beginning of time and you have ignored it. now that the white man is crying in his skin you have been prompted to complain and campaign.  Why not kill off all the goats, rams, and cows that contribute to global warming so we can have more stability.  Man can live without meat anyhoo.

RedHotChic:
Na waoh, we don enter magistrate court just naw, like that ??

lol. shut up jare. 
all citizens deserve a right to due process jor - it's one of the many rights granted to us by our founding fathers.

[quote author=Gold*Finch link=topic=150073.msg2488970#msg2488970 date=1215710359]@Gamine
Hmm! And you believed that?
Matter of fact, I'm from Namibia if it makes you feel better

@CH3COO
Nawa o.
Kini tie? abi wan sekpe fun e ni?
shior[/quote]abi na hermaphrodite?

RedHotChic:
Learn to read well before you write. It's vulgar to speak vernacular in a site that has people of all races and tribes. I don't think you'll appreciate it if ibos write in vernacular or hausas or ibibios ? For people to flow with you, you gotta be more accomodating. There's a section called "culture and whatever" where you can blow all your hausa and greek at will.

Yoruba is no more vernacular? huh??

don't ask me. it depends on your definition of vernacular.  bring it forward so we can discuss it.  
And don't incriminate me, these other tribes and people do it all the time.  I suggest you refrain from accusing me of any malpractice until you have sufficient evidence.

Yoruba is not vernacular to me since English is my native and foremost language. Still learning Yoruba as a second language.

finch, if you are a dude, I swear ogun lakaye oshi male will cut off your sausage and your balls and feed it to the dogs.

RedHotChic:
Your mother surely didn't do her job in you well. I can't believe we have people that disrespect women this much in 2008. You are doing trade by barter with her ehn? so, she's a LovePeddler abi? trading sex for gifts?

Hey anything is better than being a feminist in this day and age where feminism has even caused some guys to become gays. Meanwhile I said nothing to disrespect or LovePeddler any woman, I basically just left the implication there. I'm not into the practice of prostitution. Don't scare away my admirers please, you're killing my star.

[quote author=Gold*Finch link=topic=150073.msg2488858#msg2488858 date=1215709427]Iwo ati tani lo nse ere ife? hmmm, oso fun mi wipe mi gbudo try gold digging pelu e. iwo tin soro ife.
arakurin, okin gboron.

Ti awan obirin oba pko si naija, talo ndi ite man ese e? Oje fi awan obirin sile, ko le fe awan okurin. wan po si naija.[/quote]aye mi oni baje de ibe yen, olorun.  bo tile je arabirin redhotchic funmi ni mo ma ma doo, maa kuku gba be.  ka ka yen kile lanu ko gbe mi mi.  ewu! tufiaaaaaa.


funmi, why is yoruba considered vernacular to you? Is English Nigeria's national language? If the white people have bought your head please pray to God and rebuke them from capturing ya mind.

RedHotChic:
Look at you degrading your girl to the class of a prostitute. If it were me, I'll dump your behind ASAP.

I wouldn't call her my girl, as such there's would be no reason to dump me.  All we're practicing is trade by barter. I have yet to find a girl that's suitable to hold a phone to my golden ears, to feed me on her knees and shower me with her love. And Apes should not even talk of dumping people, please biko.

[quote author=Gold*Finch link=topic=150073.msg2488804#msg2488804 date=1215708948]ore mi, oma ku ise o. Ngba wo lemi ati iwo jo soro ife? ngba wo ni mo so fun e wipe ma try e?
oje rora!

I know you understand welli well, why are you popping a vein for me eh?[/quote]poopu ke, never, just dey trip small. i dey siddon gboin gboin. we don't ned to soro ife. what we all need to start doing is sere ife.  babies are becoming extinct in nigeria; there's too much malaria and cholera.

RedHotChic:
How many recharge cards do you buy for her in a week?

That is left entirely up to her.  If she follows the rules of supply-and-demand she can get as many recharge cards as possible.  _{know what I mean}?  For real for real though I no dey do that kain thing abeg, free me.