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And as a gift, you depraved cock inhaling asthmatic middle school girl, I have arranged a line up of area boys to feed you your daily dosage of cock today.  Delighted? I bet you are.   That must have made you happy.  I hope you will accept the gift as a token of my appreciation of the attention you have given me.  As soon as the door bell rings, pass out the packet of condoms and spread your legs wild.  If they break your neck in the process of Fucking kindly send me a check and I will foot your medical bills.

SeanT21:
How did You get involved in this. Didn't anyone teach You to mind your business.

Yes, drag queen I said.  I was told your ten-year-old brother was arrested for sucking your [i]d[/i]ick last night.  Pity pity! See incest.

Orumba don't mind the handicapped female goat. I have mentioned earlier that she gets her thrills from arguments on the internet. Liberian sex-crazed teenage girls are still not used to the concept of the world wide web, that's why everything is extra personal to her.

SeanT21:
How did You get involved in this. Didn't anyone teach You to mind your business.

This is a face me I face you flammation. She can say whatever she wants. . . you are not her mother and she is more qualified to speak to me than you can ever be, so shut that Fucking trap of yours, okay?

StephenP:
You're confusing me with your man.

LMAO

Finchy baby
[img]http://www.grimmemennesker.dk/data/media/1/18.jpg[/img]

[quote author=Gold*Finch link=topic=150185.msg2490174#msg2490174 date=1215722978]So no picture?

How sad. Here I was anxious to see your "6" pacs.[/quote]Oh really? Promise me you won't laugh.

[quote author=Gold*Finch link=topic=150185.msg2490071#msg2490071 date=1215721873]@RHC
I think so.

And if he does, you know what they say: A Picture' s worth a thousand words[/quote]I will opt to paint a thousand words then.

[quote author=Gold*Finch link=topic=150185.msg2489994#msg2489994 date=1215721189]@ibk
lucky you! You better arrange to meet CH3COO, you just described him. potbelly et all.[/quote]Zip it there. Even after toasting me you have the guts to put me down. Potbelly is a description that skips over me by an infinite length. I value my 6pack thank you very much.

Either one, cooler is still weird. Puffing smoke in her eyes would make her cum.

keys? These cars are mere gifts awarded to me by daughters of wealthy merchants who appreciate my service.  I don't beg to have the keys, they are delivered to me by servants and slaves of love.

oh SHUT UP!!!! got dang you being unreasonable right now. you don't even know these people yet you want to judge them. over here taking about your car. whatever we all know you drive a broke down toyota. with one glass wiper working.

lol!!!   oyin, biko puo.  I nor fit laugh again.  Na so he pain you reach? Okay I'm sorry honey.
_{broke down toyota, tufiaka, isiewu}

o he owns those cars(stupid boy describing women like cars), .in his dreams of course.

you are even lucky i used fancy cars.  danfos and molues would have been the right vehicular descriptions for some of you women folk.

Yes she loves every thought of those guys she mentioned, namely me and hannibal.  she derives her pleasure from us.

funmi, Like duh?  The type of boys she (oyin) attracts don't even have a good head over their shoulders.  After their hopes of making the NBA or the NFL runs out, they will either begin to slang heron in the hood or work at a local MickeyDee.

good point caruso.

i can't recalls how many walls i have had to knock down to get to Finch.

Why do $2000 rose when a free hand-me-down plastic flower does the job.

I no even wan boast, abeg.  
I can't work up the courage to compare my Lamborghini to your 504 peugeots.  The class is just way too different.  My Aston Martin alone na die.

oyin, should be thoughts of me keeping you up every night.

oh watever!! *rolls eyes* there are things my "world" you have no business including your self in.

That's just what you say to lie to yourself.

fall on top of me so we can dance to the unweary lullabies of love.
  all this nothing, nothing, nothing.  Is anything ever happening in your world or do you just prefer to be secretive?

Oh yeah onyinye girl run that game.  I will bend over backwards as long as you promise to fall on top of me.   Funmi, if you like you can join the action.   I will crawl on my knees and feed you on my back if you promise to love me, o ye a perfect woman.  I have been loved too long by rich little dolls.  They toast me and make me the patron saint of their father's wealth.  It is time I experiment with something different.

RedHotChic:
Like buying her kuli kuli and palm wine on vals day.

phote file: Romantic Ch3COO
https://www.onlinenigeria.com/photos/albums/userpics/10011/thumb_lamidi_adedibu.jpg

On His way to visit GoldFinch last valentine:
https://www.onlinenigeria.com/photos/albums/Onitsha%20Ado/thumb_DSC_87.JPG

lol ou don get am.

Se na picture of your boyfriend be this? Sugar daddy na your style abi? you dey do runs?

[quote author=Gold*Finch link=topic=150073.msg2489679#msg2489679 date=1215717171]Don't tell me you're that clueless as to believe all you read on the net.

No be only Bonvitas, Milo nko? I prefer Milo[/quote]Anything for you baby. Of course I know you didn't mean it, I was only kidding.

onyinye, try me.  My sleeves are filled with romantic ideas.  The problem is, women never truly give romantic guys a chance to show they're genuine.  As soon as you start getting romantic and sweet they think you're there to get some pussy.  I will go out of my way to sastisfy you; provided that the  money will be purged out of your account.

@CH3COO
Thanks for confessing. You're sure you're not the yahoo yahoo? ole!

what did you expect? If your expectation is as unrealistic as hoping that I would buy you a 190,000 car to express my love (thanks for showing your true colors). Then yes I will lie out of my butthole to rob your heart if I truly love you.

If 2 say you don ask for peak me, I for surely don give you indomie noodles instead; or if you prefer, I would have suplemented with bournvita.

So you sleep with housegirls? I'm ashamed of you.      

@GoldMine, count yourself lucky for not falling for this loser.

Stop cockblocking please.  Blood of haysus.  I never got to sleep with her.  Didn't have enough time to get past the semantics of discussion.  Kept her mouth way too occupied.

Who wants love?
Baby, those are for friendship.
For Love? hmm, You'll have to earn more than Jay-z's income.


@RHC
any car that cost more than $190,000. USA dollars o.
No come with Zimbabwe dollars o! I go send my pitbull after you.

Which means you're forcing me to lie.  I got yahoo-yahoo friends don't you know?   Lying is their forte and i have been taught to perfect the art.  I will tell you that I am the son of Aliko Dangote, will borrow one of their yahooze mansion and use that to lure you to my world.  And don't worry about the car my dear, I don't mess with anything less than a lamborghini.  the last one i carry go naija na the hausa girl wey sell me ewa agonyin for my bedroom I dash.

onyinye2:
this is truly hilarious. im not hard to get, just hard to please. i have seen it all. there is advantage in growing up in the states. i know all the tricks in the book. you send me love letters, watever. unless they are off the top gorgeous letters, i would just stick them in a box. tears don't help either. The spanish guitar might work but i might fall for him instead of you. If you try to show up to my home on a consistent basis, i would well lets just say my neighbors will be forcing me to doing something else then confess my love to you.

Onyinye, you love with your heart and not your head.  Your kind is the easiest to steal.  Kissing you out of the blue for no reason at all is something you would find romantic, you like being confused as a queen, things like dancing on a very high rooftop at night looking down at the world will get you to melt at my lips.  Leaving blissful voice messages that confess my love for you while you work are fantasies that satisfy your every desire.

Digestive will never bring an esteemed woman joy.  That sounds like something I would buy for my housegirl if I want to Bleep her.

KarmaMod:
I'm mentioning something way cheaper than useless flowers and you are complaining

Anyway God shall provide me with my Digestive supplier

I will send you 100 digestives in ghana-must-go bags.  I will wait at my house 24 hours after you receive them to see if you will come running at me with arms flailing in the air ready to declare your love for me.  After which I will proceed to the nearest 7-11 to buy two satchets of trojan condom so we can Bleep happily ever after.

[quote author=Gold*Finch link=topic=150073.msg2489542#msg2489542 date=1215715533]RHC
All I want is a new car o, ok, maybe a new house can be the icing on the cake.[/quote]You will get it.  All you have to do is love me right.  IF you love me the right way I will treat you like a umm queen.

onyinye2:
it is so funny how you completely failed. you will never "master" "yankee" style even if the king of all Cassanovas taught you. because what you said means abosolutely nothing to me. you could tell me you loved me forever and serenade me with roses, and still not win me over. learn your craft before you get slapped.

Lol. we get name for your type.  na hard to get dem call am.  I get strategy, I sabi am.  I will allow you to slap me (even twice if you choose), then i'll go home and continue sending you love letters with my tear drops stamped all over the paper.  Send a spanish guitarist to serenade you as you return home each night from your school or work.  Once in a blue moon I will show up at your doorsteps  and plead my love for you until your neighbors force you to give in to me.  You never sabi nooothing.