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Is dis a dry joke?

Baba o

omanzo02: Hello Fault finders,

What do u have to say about this manner in the picture?


It's not compulsory the president must disembark the plane first or exchange pleasantary before everyone else, The playing God attitude of most Nigerians is really becoming psycholigical paranoia.

For me, the pic is just simplicity at it best, same goes to GEJ/PEJ pic too.

ok we don hear. Can u go to sleep now? Thank you!

Osaze Odewinge

OP can you please tell dat obese to shut da fuc up for a minute. Abi she wah murder di language finish.

I haf hear.

FP tingy. Thank God I'm among top 5 to comment. In Bipi's mentality *Glory be to Patience 'jisos' Jonadafthan*

AtbuAbdul: now sombody is reasonin hia!

no mind dem hypocrites bro... I dnt support underage sex buh most of these christian folks blabbing are badder than di devil. Some of dem even have sex with their younger sisters secretly but can come out here forming holy. Charity begins at home!

Na waaa for dis man sha. But wait oh, shebi christians girls dey carry belle illegally at di age of 9, 11 and 12 sef... Papa dey even give pikin belle, even pastors too. Hmmm, make I reserve my comment ooo

Nna meehn, I don taya for dis b!tch matter oh...onkwankwa!

[quote author=Chris-OD]Did you know Wole Soyinka does not have a PhD?
He was lucky to become a full professor in those days
Nowadays, he could not have become a prof without a PhD
But who first made him Prof without a PhD sef? I guess it was one of those SW universities most likely OAU
Then the oyinbo universities were bamboozled by that OAU gesture to continue to use him as a prof
Or did he use dagbo certificate to bamboozle Oyibos?[/quote]mumu... Ur president wey get phd wetin hin sabi? To even read from a manuscript na gobee for am talkless of to yarn off the top of the dome. Oga park well jor!

babyosisi: Nobody should insult her excellency here o
I have warned you folks
Nobody should say pim against her excellency or else ...

she dey craze, she dey maaad and she dey gongolo cigar. In fact, she dey marry okpolo while she na hippopotamus.

What is a Davido please? An orange juice?

E too long na, abeg I go read am later. Hussein bolt tins on ma mind!

Blah blah blah blah blah blah...tell that to the birds madam widower. BTW, f2c.

Wetin we no go hear from Abuja Computer Boys! God punish devil and satan pikin join with hippopotamus!

tellwisdom: The woman just make this scenario look like fotoshop. I cant believe this is happening in real life ..Abi u sure sey no be fotoshop??

bros e be like na fotoroom oh.

President Patience Jumbo and her wife Jonathan Patience Dumbo! *claps*claps*claps* make way* make way* make way*

Akpa ife: U r rude n stuppid u need 2 go back 2 school n learn how 2 respect ur elder people like u is d problem we hav in ds country look at what u r calling d president of Nig,d commander of all d amay forces,am nt protecting GEJ bt u hav 2 respect him no matter what pls mind how u talk is very important u r nt d only person suffering in Nig if u dnt like Nig anymore or u dnt like how GEJ rule ds country u can go 2 Ghana,Niger or any other country n live or be their citizen n leave Nig alone

shutthefuckup and bacdafucup! A elderly man that don't give a damn about the young ones, what do you expect?! Jonadafthan is beast and the biggest foool I've ever seen to step in aso rock...he shld chase out asap.

[quote author=se.xkilza.phull]This is what happens when a corrupt, clueless, and greedy retardeenic government like the retardeen's, an overly-fed, obese, scheming finance minister Iweala and their coterie of thieves bent on destroying the present and future of the country Nigeria have been rigged into power! Shame that while countries with no or less oil are able to significantly improve the living conditions of their people and country with superior management of their resources, killing and reducing corruption to the absolute minimum and allowing only their best to lead, Nigeria does the exact opposite allowing the most stup.id and clueless fisherman in the whole world as president! Even if all the prosperity of the world fell like rain into a basket for Nigeria, the country will still be in debt for there is no basket, no matter how big that will ever be enough for Nigeria given the high and despicable corruption of this accursed government of Goatluck Jonadafthan![/quote]

omenka: I'm suspecting Aniko Briggs and Deizani Alison Madueke!

kai! Die-zani? That okpolo-eyed b!tch is too ugly for a mammy-wata.. She's better described as a f'uckin octopus b!tch!

LWKMD! 'Hippopotamus' simply refers to Patience here. So na who come be the 'mammy watas'? Na who I go ask?

True Lies!

Na Satan go baptised the michelin family with hell-fire water. Bunch of thieves!

Abu Mikey: La Condom, La Use!!!!!! LA DOLLAR ,LA FAKE [/b]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha... I nor FIT laff abeg...EFCC go hold you oh

This f#@cking thread again? Dayuuum!

ninz: What's really the deal behind being the 1st to comment on topics, here?
Are there any prizes given? cos I have been 1st to comment severally yet it's made no difference to my membership here.

why you dey ask me? Direct your question to Oga At The Top.

Kaboom! All na formats!!

LMAO! The fear of Buhari is the beginning of wisdom for this corrupt bastaaaards! But the love of Buhari is the beginning of happiness for we unbiased Nigerians! Naija must change, wether bad belle ebelle asslickers like it or NOT!

sylvalord: I tell u.. Dis is d beginning of BOKO HARAM'S downfall.. THANK YOU JESUS

who da bleeeeep is JESUS!