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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Barcelona Vs Chelsea : UCL (3 - 0) On 14th March 2018 by chakula: 10:50pm On Mar 14, 2018
It will be better for chealse players to face a moving train that confronting barca.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Barcelona Vs Chelsea : UCL (3 - 0) On 14th March 2018 by chakula: 10:45pm On Mar 14, 2018
Arondizuogu:
Barca wasn't exceptional today.. average at best, City or Bayern would defeat them. Chelsea had more attack than them. They took their chances well
Scoring is the best stuff to celebrate not attacking. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Barcelona Vs Chelsea : UCL (3 - 0) On 14th March 2018 by chakula: 10:20pm On Mar 14, 2018
Spar7tan:
Chelsea can still win this match, but becos people don't believe. I mean lack of faith
No miracle can be performed tonight that can save chelsea today from suffering in the hand of mighty Barca.
PoliticsRe: N13.5M Monthly Allowance: Lawmakers Angry, Plot Against Shehu Sani by chakula: 11:22pm On Mar 10, 2018
Expect nothing good from these senators, reps and politics entirely. Africans will remain a slaves forever after the exit of colonial masters our leaders became worst product ever produce in our lands. May Allah deliver us from their evil. angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: PSG Vs Real Madrid UCL (1 - 2) On 6th March 2018 by chakula: 10:02pm On Mar 06, 2018
Searching for a doctor here on NL to measure blood pressure we can't accept this goal. angry
PoliticsRe: President Buhari's Car Airlifted To Taraba As He Visits State (Photos) by chakula: 9:02pm On Mar 05, 2018
osazeeblue01:
stupid government....

stupid president....

stupid supporters

stupid party
Brainless poster.
PoliticsRe: Anambra Senator Victor Umeh Caught On Camera While Sleeping At House of Assembly by chakula: 6:31am On Mar 03, 2018
If he dont have anything to say or contribute why wont him sleep? It was the duty of his senatorial people, they should either vote him in or out in the next coming election.
PoliticsRe: 2019: Fresh Crisis Hits PDP As Party Elders Dump Party For SDP by chakula: 6:19am On Mar 03, 2018
The cyclist of theifs cheifs who are always like to top the mantle and the leadership affairs of the nation. Even if you are not ready to retire your breath will oneday come to an end. angry
Christianity EtcRe: Bishop Sam Zuga: "Why Muslims Are Better Than Christians" by chakula: 10:32pm On Feb 26, 2018
He have said his mind and, the rest left for you wether you grin accept or reject. I hope you (extreme christians) will not crucify him for the said truth, as it was done for the christ himself.
Christianity EtcRe: Prophet Omotosho Joseph 2018 Prophecies: Plane Crash, Assassination Of Governor by chakula: 9:21pm On Dec 31, 2017
Triton1996:
In 2018 things will be so hard for people but only people of Christ will be exempted from hardship
The hardship should be on the people of other believes. What a bias prophecy?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Burnley (2 - 2) - Live by chakula: 4:46pm On Dec 26, 2017
The flight is warming most likely Mourinho will become a history in the united. grin
PoliticsWhere Are The Wailers? by chakula(op): 9:27am On Dec 15, 2017
"Over 20 billion dollars unremitted to the Federation account, and if nothing is done by 2015 upward, Nigeria will know what economic crisis is"
*~ Emir Sanusi Lamido Sanusi*

"Whoever wins 2015 will NEVER find it easy to govern. Over 30 trillion is mismanaged, unaccounted for or missing under Jonathan."
*~ Prof Charles Soludo*

"Our reserve is depleted and our savings are squandered. Our nation is in trouble."
*~ Dr Oby Ezekwesili.*

"For seven months, NNPC did not remit any money into federation account. When I called as a sitting governor and major oil producing state, Deziani Alison Madueke refused to pick my calls."
*~ Godswill Akpabio*

"I told them to save ahead of eventualities but Jonathan had no political will to do so and this is the reason why we are in crisis, because we squandered our boom."
*~ Okonjo Iweala*

"Okonjo-Iweala, Sanusi urged us to save but we state Governors refused to save for the unseen future during the tenure of Goodluck Jonathan, despite warning from economic experts."
*~ Peter Obi*

"Jonathan is a blessed ATM machine that doesn't have secret pin number"
* Bala Mohammad*.
PoliticsRe: Atiku To Saraki, Amaechi, Goje: Return To PDP, Rebuild Nigeria. by chakula: 9:33pm On Dec 06, 2017
AzeezAbubakar1:
thunder scatter Buhari Insha'Allah amin
Thunder scatter Buhari Insha'Allah amin
Thunder scatter aisha masha Allah amin
Remember to include your entire household too in the scattering wish. Huh!
PoliticsPdp Believes Nigerians Have Short Memories. by chakula(op): 1:16pm On Dec 05, 2017
The greatest tragedy that can befall a nation is for her citizens to suffer collective amnesia. I believe PDP believes Nigerians have short memories.
For those who may have forgotten, kindly joggle your memories with the following words.
Happy reading:

1. I acted based on Jonathan's instruction - Dasuki

2. I didn't give order - Jonathan

3. I collected 350M from Dasuki for consultation - Iyorchia Ayu

4. I only collected $30,000 from Dasuki not N100m - Bode George

5. I got N4.6b from Dasuki for spiritual purposes - Bafarawa

6. I got N650M from Dasuki for my Abuja burnt office - Thisday Obaigbena.

7. I got N2.1b from Dasuki for publicity - Dokpesi

8. I got another N100m from Yuguda he didn't tell me from where - Bafarawa.

9. I gave N100m each to Odili, Jim Nwobodo Bode George and others - Yuguda

10. The president asked me to change N10B to foreign currency for PDP delegates - Dasuki

11. My boss asked me to get $11M from the CBN - Dasuki's account officer.

12. I got order from above to pay Tompolo N13B for Maritime university land. - Nimasa DG.

13. 950m was shared in my house -- Shekarau

With all this looting and many more revealed, some people are still shouting no sign of change yet, they even say it's political persecution.


*WHERE ARE THE WAILERS?*

"Over 20 billion dollars unremitted to the Federation account, and if nothing is done by 2015 upward, Nigeria will know what economic crisis is"
*~ Emir Sanusi Lamido Sanusi*

"Whoever wins 2015 will NEVER find it easy to govern. Over 30 trillion is mismanaged, unaccounted for or missing under Jonathan."
*~ Prof Charles Soludo*

"Our reserve is depleted and our savings are squandered. Our nation is in trouble."
*~ Dr Oby Ezekwesili.*

"For seven months, NNPC did not remit any money into federation account. When I called as a sitting governor and major oil producing state, Deziani Alison Madueke refused to pick my calls."
*~ Godswill Akpabio*

"I told them to save ahead of eventualities but Jonathan had no political will to do so and this is the reason why we are in crisis, because we squandered our boom."
*~ Okonjo Iweala*

"Okonjo-Iweala, Sanusi urged us to save but we state Governors refused to save for the unseen future during the tenure of Goodluck Jonathan, despite warning from economic experts."
*~ Peter Obi*

"Jonathan is a blessed ATM machine that doesn't have secret pin number"
*~ Bala Mohammed*

* Tompolo was paid 13Billion.!
* Ex-CDS,Alex Badeh dug a pit toilet to hide $32m.
* Patience Jonathan is claiming $31m, she has sued the Nigerian state.
* Femi Fani-Kayode took 740M.
* Dasuki used trucks to load over $35B from the CBN.
* Olisa Metuh took 400M.
* Aziboala, GEJ's cousin took 6B naira.
* Nenadi Usman took 3.5B naira.
* Fayose took 3B naira.
* Obanikoro took 4Billion naira.
* Olu Falae took 100M naira.
* Tony Anenih - 400M naira.
* Oritsejafor - $35M
* Former Air Chief Amosu - 2Billion naira.
* Lucky Igbinedion-16B naira.
*Bode-George and Dabo -100B naira
* Jolly Nyame-2.4B naira.
* Joshua Dariye-700M naira.
*Nyesom Wike stole #4b.
* Diezzani with $20 billion missing oil money?
The list is endless. They only left what they can't carry or unable to lay their hands on. The list continues.....

Recession didn't just happen, people looted.
PoliticsRe: NNPC Diverting Fuel Through DAPMA To Cause Scarcity –IPMAN by chakula: 12:38pm On Dec 05, 2017
ChangetheChange:
grin

Buhari and Baru are bastard
angry Your pa***ts shall be included as well.
EventsRe: Small, Physically Challenged Man Marries Pretty Lady. White Wedding Pics Trend by chakula: 2:58pm On Dec 02, 2017
She likes her man.

PoliticsRe: 2019: Obasanjo, Atiku In Fight To The Finish by chakula: 2:05pm On Dec 02, 2017
ATIKU MEETING WITH OBASANJO ...

Obasanjo springs up from a seat in his expansive sitting room as soon as Atiku is ushered in. He smiles briefly and offers a handshake. Atiku throws himself at him for a hug.

“Please, sit down. Good to see you again. I’m sorry I couldn’t give an earlier appointment. I’ve been travelling. The problem in Zimbabwe, Kenya and so many others. Anyway, what brings you this time?”
“Baba, I thank you for your time, for receiving me despite your tight schedule. I won’t take much of your precious time sir. I bring peace. You’re our leader; our pillar. We do not think it will be wise to take any important step without informing you and carrying you along. In this country today, nobody can say you don’t count. You are not just an ordinary person; you’re an elder statesman. And…”

Obasanjo cuts in, raising his right hand. “Please, go into the specific. What exactly do you want? That long introduction seems to be confusing. Straight to the point.”

“Baba, I’m running and I wish to get your blessing.”

Smiling, Obasanjo looks straight at Atiku, his visage betraying some incredulity. “You ’re running? Where to? Why? Is anybody pursuing you?”
“No Baba. I’m planning to contest the presidency on the platform of our great party, the PDP. And I am honoured and privileged to be telling you this so that I can receive your blessing. Former President Jonathan and many other eminent Nigerians have advised me to visit you and settle whatever differences we may have. This is my mission sir.”

“Hee he. Jonathan asked you to come here? Am I in their party? Please, I’m a statesman. I announced it that I’m no longer a politician. When I resigned from PDP or whatever they call themselves, I didn’t do corner corner o. I tore their card. So, if that boy, em…eeem…eeeem… Jona, is telling you to come and you’re coming here, is he sincere? I remain a farmer and a statesman. One million Atikus can’t change that whether they are running or walking or flying. I’m sorry, Mr Atiku.”

“You seem to be getting it all wrong sir. I’m not asking you to come out of retirement and campaign for me. No. I’m only informing you and asking you to bless me so that I can succeed.”
“Again, I’m not a politician. Are you listening? I’m too honest and frank to remain in that circle – of lies, backstabbing, intrigues and corruption. Deceit. No. I’m done. My politics now is Nigeria. Anybody who says Nigeria will not rise and move forward, I am ready to go konkobilo with that person. So, oga, that is my position.”

“Baba, I salute your sincerity – and courage. You are not the type who will deceive anybody to score cheap political points. You’re blunt. There are many of us in the race. That is why I crave your endorsement. You must have an opinion on this important matter.”

“Yes. I have heard that some of you are warming up. I’m not the type that fears. I have my opinion on each and everyone of you. The other boy (wetin be im name now o?). Obasanjo scratches it aggressively. He looks up and continues.

“Makarfi. Yes; I hear he too wants to contest. I know he used to be governor of Kaduna. He was a senator. And now chairman of what they call Caretaker Committee. Hmmm…

“Sule Lamido is my boy, but dem say he get baggage. And you know Buhari is a soldier. He will simply ambush him and that will be the end of the matter.

“Buhari sef. I said so that he will not steal. He will fight corruption and jail all the thieves making noise and gallivanting all over the place. But Buhari may not do well in the economy. I said so. No be so?”

“Baba, I thank you for your insight. The words of our elders… . Do I take it that I have your blessing to pick the PDP ticket for 2019?”

Hmm…hmmmm…hmm (Obasanjo clears his thrioat). “PDP my foot. I don’t care who gets the PDP ticket. Dat one na dem toro. I’m not a member and I don’t plan to be one. Let them sell it or give it or dash it to whoever they like. Me o, Olusegun Aremu Okikiola Obasanjo, I don’t care. A statesman I will remain. I thank you for visiting.”
A crowd of reporters and photographers have set up a camp outside the door. As Obasanjo and his guest emerge from the main house, they spring up onto their feet and rushed towards them.

“Baba, good afternoon. How are you sir?”

Obasanjo, smiling without showing his teeth:”I dey kampe, as you can see.”
“How did the meeting go?”

“Which meeting? No meeting o. You know Christmas will soon be here. The former VP came to wish me merry Christmas. Is anything wrong with that? And I wish you all Merry Christmas and a prosperous new year.”

After a handshake with Obasanjo, Atiku walks briskly towards his car, adjusting his agbada. The reporters rush to catch up with him.

“Sir, how did it go? Is it true you came to tell Baba to support your ambition? Did he promise to back you?”
“Baba has spoken and that is all. I have no comments – for now. Have a nice day, my friends.”
An aide opens the door. Atiku jumps in and the car rolls out of the large compound.
CrimeRe: What You Really Need To Know About Police Force Around The World(Photos) by chakula: 3:01pm On Dec 01, 2017
teresafaith:
For sale
How much?
PoliticsRe: Sale Of Nigerians In Libya, A Slap On Our Face - Senate by chakula: 11:29pm On Nov 29, 2017
Senate have the ability to make Nigeria a better place for every citizen to live in peace but, they failed to do however, they chose to live a luxury life with their family members only when there is issue at hand should be the time to frame a sitting and a motion was raised which will finally end fruitless.

I will personally wait and listen the outcome of this ranting because part of our problem should be the senate.
PropertiesRe: Man Whose Watch, Cloths And House Are All Green, White, Green by chakula: 12:18am On Nov 29, 2017
wisino1:
The man name should be change from Abdullahi Yusuf to Mr Nigeria Abdullahi Yusuf
You need to go and read the post first before commenting. Huh!
RomanceRe: "I'm Only Available For Sex" - Nigerian Lady Declares (Photos) by chakula: 9:49pm On Nov 23, 2017
grin
PoliticsRe: IPOB Insists It Boycotted Anambra Election, Says Only 10,000 Voted - by chakula: 6:05am On Nov 22, 2017
Who cares, in as much as the election was conducted without obstacle from the ipobs then their claim is useless. grin
CelebritiesRe: Frank Edwards Shades Burna Boy Over Robbery Of Mr 2kay Allegations by chakula: 9:37pm On Nov 21, 2017
An adviser you have to be very watchful because a criminal is always not happy with your kind.
TravelRe: Beautiful Places Around The World(Photos) by chakula: 11:04pm On Nov 19, 2017
Explorer, kindly don't forget to include your pics as you have keep on displaying images of different world. grin
PoliticsRe: Faces/Remains Of Adamawa Female Bombers (Graphic Photos) by chakula: 2:03pm On Nov 09, 2017
McINoWell:
awusa jst no get sense
even for death dem still ugly
Like your parents.
CrimeRe: Nigerian Police Return ₦834,000 Extorted From Public, Sanction 17 Officers by chakula: 10:20am On Nov 07, 2017
Police and thier lies the day they come up with a new policy will be advertise as if it will remain active but, within a week time everyting will turn to be joke. grin
CrimeRe: Man Jailed For 77 Years For Posing As A ‘spirit’ To Defraud Man Of N20m (photos) by chakula: 10:10am On Nov 07, 2017
I pray such punishment should be meted out on high ranks public office holders.
CrimeRe: Customs Officials Kill 2 In Ogun, Others Injured During House Raid. Graphic Pics by chakula: 10:00am On Nov 07, 2017
Humans have no value in this country. Killing of innocent people is now compared with that of mosquito. angry
PoliticsRe: Governor Darius Ishaku Visits Buhari - Pictures by chakula: 2:24pm On Nov 06, 2017
Long live Baba.
PoliticsRe: Corruption: Aisha Buhari And Her Daughter, Zahra Are Also Wailing - Sule Lamido by chakula: 7:16am On Nov 06, 2017
SpecialAdviser:
F*ck you northerners. You are all a scum berg. Nonsense Nonsentical. I dont want to share the same country with you lazy animals!
St**id fellow. Nothing good will come from you and your entire family.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Napoli Vs Manchester City: UCL (2 - 4) On 1st November 2017 by chakula: 10:19pm On Nov 01, 2017
Mukinatu pls, update the front page as the scores there aren't update. Madrid losing is effecting you positively I can see grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool Vs Maribor : UCL (3 - 0) On 1st November 2017 by chakula: 10:14pm On Nov 01, 2017
kinibigdeal:
Only 8 people viewing Liverpools thread
Including 40 guest are they not humane?

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