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IslamRe: Muslims: What's Your Favorite Ayah Or Surah In The Quran? by chakula: 5:49pm On Nov 09, 2010
These are the most beautiful and lovely chapters as well as verse(s) in the holy Qur’an that i would have like to recite and used in my mid-night prayer.

deols:
I love suratul MULK most cos my recitation is best in it.


I also love suratul Kahf-everything in it!


My best ayah is ayatul kursiy.
IslamRe: Qur’anic Verse Of The Day by chakula(op): 5:37pm On Nov 09, 2010
Al-kahf,   The CAVE.

Chapter18- verse 92,

{ ثُمَّ أَتْبَعَ سَبَباً }


Then he followed a way,
IslamRe: Muslims: What's Your Favorite Ayah Or Surah In The Quran? by chakula: 5:31pm On Nov 09, 2010
These are the most beutiful and lovely chapters as well as verse(s) in the holy Qur'an like to recite and also used in my mid-night prayer.
Car TalkRe: Why Are You Driving Manual gear? by chakula: 4:02pm On Nov 09, 2010
Manual, thought it was the type i had.
IslamRe: Curious About Islam,facts About Islam. by chakula: 3:41pm On Nov 09, 2010
I am praying to get there ------ but next year insha Allah.
Muhsin 2days.

muhsin:
Who do we have in this house there--Mecca, for this year's hajj? I don't know any.
Jokes EtcRe: ~ Let's Kill English Language by chakula: 3:27pm On Nov 09, 2010
I think the striyke in advanse will effect the 2day lakture, but the lakturers must kom up with the resin behayind their absent,there's fine when they fail to dipend their absent wiz konkrete facts.
Politics‘madman’ Attacks Obasanjo At Lagos Airport by chakula(op): 11:11am On Nov 09, 2010
The nation’s security system was thrown into another serious embarrassment on Monday as a man suspected to be mentally deranged attacked former President Olusegun Obasanjo at the Presidential Wing of the Murtala Muhammed International Airport, Lagos.



The incident occured at about 8am, when the unnamed suspect forced open the door of a car conveying Obasanjo from the airport and jumped into the vehicle. Obasanjo, who had just arrived from the airport from a trip, was being driven in a convoy out of the presidential wing when he was attacked.



According to eyewitnesses, the alleged attacker sneaked up to the car in which Obasanjo was riding when it slowed down to join the road linking the international airport with the old domestic terminal. After jumping into the car, the suspected attacker was said to have grabbed Obasanjo.



THE PUNCH learnt that it took the timely intervention of Air Force officers and security aides attached to Obasanjo to save the former president from harm. He was later surrounded off by a team of security men.



The attacker, who appeared to be in his forties, could not say exactly what prompted him to attack the former general. The alleged attacker was taken to the military commander’s office at the airport and later transferred to the airport’s police station.



The Commissioner of Police, Airport Command, Mr. Chris Ola, confirmed the incident on the telephone.



He said, “The incident was a security breach. We have commenced an investigation into the incident to ascertain if there were some people behind the attack.



“We can’t ascertain if the man is a lunatic becauise you can’t call somebody a lunatic unless a medical excamination proves.”we will take him for medical examination tomorrow (today).”



Before the incident, the suspect was said to have been wandering aimlessly around the airport.

http://www.punchng.com/Articl.aspx?theartic=Art201011092361162
PoliticsPolice Mobile Force, Most Bastardised — Ringim by chakula(op): 11:04am On Nov 09, 2010
The Inspector-General of Police, Mr. Hafiz Ringim, on Monday in London described the Police Mobile Force as the most bastardised and cannibalised outfit.



Ringim said in an interview with the Europe correspondent of the News Agency of Nigeria that the unit was over-staffed. He noted that this informed the recent downsizing of the PMF.



Ringim, who was recently confirmed as the 15th indigenous IG, is in London on a three-day working visit with the Minister of Police Affairs, Alhaji Adamu Waziri.



“In recent years, it has been the most bastardised and most cannibalised outfit; every rogue, vagabond, unauthorised person wants to be seen with a lorry load of riot policemen hanging around his entourage. We cannot afford that,” he said.



Ringim said the security of the country was not for private individuals alone, adding that every Nigerian was entitled to police protection. He said the police high command embarked on the downsizing of the PMF in order to audit its strength.



He noted that the downsizing was also aimed at posting riot policemen to appropriate operational bases at the various police stations.



“We are not unmindful of the fact that we need to have a striking unit. At the end of the exercise, we shall have the original PMF as a striking unit and the VIP protection unit,” Ringim added.



According to the IG, the unit will provide security to government officials and VIPs as authorised by law.



The IG said the police would not tolerate situations where some individuals abused police protection during elections.



He condemned situations were some politicians, who enjoyed police protection, used them to perpetrate havoc during or after elections.



“If we must have free and fair elections, we must withdraw these policemen and we are doing it and we shall do it,” Ringim said.



He also denied calling for the scrapping of the Nigeria Security and Civil Defence Corps.



“Our position is that the job of the Nigeria Police Force, as contained in the 1999 Constitution, is very clearly stated that there shall be one police force for the Federal Republic of Nigeria.



“What we are now seeing with the emergence of the NSCDC is something that looks counter to what was established by the constitution,” he said.



Ringim, however, called for a revisit of the Act establishing the NSCDC, adding that when put side by side, “one is certainly trying to override the other and the constitution in this regard should be supreme.

http://www.punchng.com/Articl.aspx?theartic=Art201011092511082
IslamRe: Qur’anic Verse Of The Day by chakula(op): 1:04pm On Nov 08, 2010
Al-kahf, The CAVE.

Chapter18- verse 91,

{ كَذَلِكَ وَقَدْ أَحَطْنَا بِمَا لَدَيْهِ خُبْراً }

So [it was], in other words, the situation was as We have stated; and We encompassed whatever pertained to him, that is, what Dhū’l-Qarnayn possessed in the way of machinery, men and otherwise, in knowledge.
SportsRe: Chelsea Have Ruined My Mikel – Siasia by chakula: 12:56pm On Nov 08, 2010
Grin, Grin.

Jokes EtcRe: ~ Let's Kill English Language by chakula: 12:52pm On Nov 08, 2010
DaWizard47:
^oweniwe stop toasting Lady46 and concentrate on tishing plix! angry

Hi 46, I'm 47 cool dnt be minding sum pipos in this crass, I will showed you haround and put you in lined with preceedings wink
Don't make me to fall down 4rom my chair, you guys are funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnny.
Christianity EtcRe: Top 10 Reasons Why Jesus Christ Is Not God by chakula(op): 12:45pm On Nov 08, 2010
bashy_demy:
you are just deceiving your self its God that answer prayer, and do you say he deliver you from Danger when you shout his name? can you go and try that at the Zoological Garden in Ibadan someone try it once and i know he will be in hell now laughing at you
But he know not.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Denied Access To Suspected Illegal Arms Importer by chakula: 9:58am On Nov 08, 2010
belelikfin:
I will not be surprise if these arms were meant to be use to fight in jos by these TALIBAN and their supporters.
lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IslamRe: Hadeeth Of The Day by chakula: 11:41am On Nov 05, 2010
Salamu Alaikum
On the authority of Jurthum bin Nashir that the messenger of Allah said :

"Allah the Almighty has laid down religious duties, so do not neglict them. He has set boundaries, so do not over step them. He has prohibited some things, so do not violate them; about some things He was silent-out of compassion for you, not forgetfulness, so seek not after them."

Related by Al-Daraqutni and others.


Ma'asalam
IslamRe: Barka Juma'ah by chakula: 10:58am On Nov 05, 2010
"None of you [truely] believes until he wishes for his brother what he wishes for himself."

Juma'ah Kareem.
Jokes EtcRe: ~ Let's Kill English Language by chakula: 10:43am On Nov 05, 2010
Apparatus simply means Equipment for a particular activity or purpose, there4 you shuld ponda my qushin you no dey eskep am woo.

Beync:
emm, wetin is apparatus? i is hearing grama first time
Jokes EtcRe: ~ Let's Kill English Language by chakula: 10:08am On Nov 05, 2010
The apparatus are well prepared while you and i were available for the lacture,hav i have ur resin for z below qoateshin.

Beync:
No pupils hav came to scul today
IslamRe: Qur’anic Verse Of The Day by chakula(op): 9:44am On Nov 05, 2010
Al-kahf, The CAVE.

Chapter18- verse 90,

{ حَتَّىٰ إِذَا بَلَغَ مَطْلِعَ ٱلشَّمْسِ وَجَدَهَا تَطْلُعُ عَلَىٰ قَوْمٍ لَّمْ نَجْعَل لَّهُمْ مِّن دُونِهَا سِتْراً }

until, when he reached the rising of the sun, the place where it rises, he found it rising on a folk, namely, Negroes (zanj), for whom We had not provided against it, that is, [against] the sun, any [form of] cover, in the way of clothing or roofing, as their land could not support any structures; they had underground tunnels into which they would disappear at the rising of the sun and out of which they would emerge when it was at its highest point [in the sky].
Jokes EtcRe: ~ Let's Kill English Language by chakula: 8:43am On Nov 05, 2010
Attention pls, Efe the lacturer got missed pls,excellent rewad for the pasin wey find her.
Jokes EtcRe: Who Said English Is Simple Check This Out by chakula: 8:38am On Nov 05, 2010
I am standstill bashy waiting for the suggestion pls, i will not be able to fill the correct answer.
Jokes EtcRe: Who Said English Is Simple Check This Out by chakula: 5:04pm On Nov 04, 2010
Flabbergasted!
Christianity EtcRe: Top 10 Reasons Why Jesus Christ Is Not God by chakula(op): 9:57am On Nov 04, 2010
@bashy_demy,

Don't mind them a kafir of the 1stcentury has no difference with the present kafir of the 20thcentury they were cultivating the same land,what a pity.
Christianity EtcRe: Top 10 Reasons Why Jesus Christ Is Not God by chakula(op): 9:09am On Nov 04, 2010
You really have sickness in the head why don't you quite if you are not knowledgable enough to answer the dude question, and by the way who cares about hatred between muslims and xtians lets each sect survive with it's belief.

Almuhandis:
cool why do muslims hate christians so much?
Breaking news-islamic jihadists storm church in Baghdad ki kissWhy?
IslamRe: Qur’anic Verse Of The Day by chakula(op): 5:00pm On Nov 03, 2010
Al-kahf, The CAVE.

Chapter18- verse 89,

{ ثُمَّ أَتْبَعَ سَبَباً }

Then he followed a way, towards the east,
Jokes EtcRe: ~ Let's Kill English Language by chakula: 4:00pm On Nov 03, 2010
Beync:
ADMITION ADMMITION ADMMISION

WE OFFERING BEST QUALITIES EJUCATION FOR your CHILDS (with our besest teacher Oweniwe), THE COCONUT

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Parents NKO?
Jokes EtcRe: ~ Let's Kill English Language by chakula: 1:11pm On Nov 03, 2010
I wil not be able to acces your ofis just filash the teaa via e-mel it wul have bin ezy to get,haweber,the skcool fees seun is peying it 4 mi.

Efemena_xy:
is true you talked! Welcome newbie No. 2 No is stand for outside, come ma office me give yous tea and yous branging skool fees monie (£450 + £75) cool cool
IslamRe: Lets Try To Rejuvenate Our Faith In The Holy Month Of Dhul Hijjah by chakula: 12:14pm On Nov 03, 2010
Thanks for admonishing, gingering and reminding us, each and every Muslim must ensure in the tenth of this his/her account is surely increase with good deed as it was mentioned and pointed out (by azharudden) some hints which lead us to Jannatul firdaus as a reward.

azharuddin:
Abu Hurairah relates that the Messenger of Allah (pbuh) said,
"There are no days more loved to Allah for you to worship Him therein than the tendays of Dhul Hijjah.
Fasting [/b]any day during it is equivalent to fasting one year
and to offer [b]salatul tahajjud
(late-night prayer) during one of, its nights is like performing the late night prayer on the night of
power. [i.e.Lailatul Qadr]."
[at-Tirmidhi]



So Brothers and sisters lets try together to rejuvenate our Faith in the upcoming Holy month of Dhul Hijjah, especially the 1st Ten days. Lets try to do more Ibadah in whatever way we can:-
1. Fasting, or
2. Praying Tahajjud at night, or
3. Reciting Quran more frequently and for longer duration, or
4. Atleast increasing the number of Dikhrs daily. or
5. Giving more sadaqa(charity).
Jokes EtcRe: ~ Let's Kill English Language by chakula: 4:07pm On Nov 02, 2010
Lolabbey:
english is intrested here oooo
no be small thin woo.
Jokes EtcRe: ~ Let's Kill English Language by chakula: 12:43pm On Nov 02, 2010
You mean it, e-school does'nt rekware fare at all.
Jokes EtcRe: ~ Let's Kill English Language by chakula: 12:34pm On Nov 02, 2010
No wori the school will make it abailable for you a personal moluway attached to your ofis, from today nothin like sipending 4 fare anymo hup your problem solved.

El Guapo:
Just wanting to inform the skull board that i wont be a frequent to skull this days.Reason=Inadequate transport fares.
IslamRe: Qur’anic Verse Of The Day by chakula(op): 10:39am On Nov 02, 2010
Al-kahf, The CAVE.

Chapter18- verse 88,

{ وَأَمَّا مَنْ آمَنَ وَعَمِلَ صَالِحاً فَلَهُ جَزَآءً ٱلْحُسْنَىٰ وَسَنَقُولُ لَهُ مِنْ أَمْرِنَا يُسْراً }

But as for him who believes and acts righteously, he shall have the fairest reward, namely, Paradise (the annexation construction [jazā’u l-husnā, ‘the fairest reward’] is explicative; a variant reading has jazā’an al-husnā, ‘[he shall have] as a requital that which is fairest’; al-Farrā’ said that this accusative [reading of jazā’an] is [intended] as an explanation [of the nature of the requital] by way of attribution [to ‘that which is fairest’]; and we shall speak to him mildly in our command’, that is to say, we shall command him with what he will find easy [to bear].
IslamRe: Our Condolence Message To Lagosboy by chakula: 3:29pm On Nov 01, 2010
Inna lillah wa Inna Ilaihi Raji'un.

May Almighty Allah dwell him in Jannatul Firdaus Ameen.

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