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PoliticsRe: Does Jomo Gbomo Really Exist? by chakula: 1:38pm On Oct 06, 2010
bermuda1:
Gbomo Jomo = GJ, GJ = Goodluck Jonathan
Jomo Gbomo = JG, JG = Jonathan Goodluck

You do the math
Well said.
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Replies Okah: You Are A Drowning Man by chakula: 1:25pm On Oct 06, 2010
muhsin:
GEJ is the stupidest president Nigeria ever had.
smiley smiley smiley
Christianity EtcRe: Muhammed Teachings About Shaitan (Satan). . .Just Too Hilarious! by chakula: 12:47pm On Oct 06, 2010
Toney-T,

Take a look of this picture i will brief you and your cohorts the stand of the man how long he ruled as a king to his nation and the situation inwhich he find himself later.

IslamRe: Qur’anic Verse Of The Day by chakula(op): 5:37pm On Oct 05, 2010
Al-kahf, The CAVE.

Chapter18- verse 73,

{ قَالَ لاَ تُؤَاخِذْنِي بِمَا نَسِيتُ وَلاَ تُرْهِقْنِي مِنْ أَمْرِي عُسْراً }

He said, ‘Do not take me to task on account of that which I forgot, that is, [on account of the fact that] I was not mindful of submitting to you [in the matter] and of refraining from showing disapproval of your actions, and do not exhaust me, [do not] charge me, in this affair of mine with difficulty’, [with] hardship during my companionship of you, in other words, treat me throughout it with forgiveness and indulgence.
PoliticsRe: Abuja Bombers Text Messages by chakula: 3:59pm On Oct 05, 2010
You are lacking skill at all that is why you came out with this daft thinking must ibb attend to the 1st whatever you called the independace backward of Nigeria, for a single second ibb have not win my vote nor a jonathief,what i have pray for is lets God choose the right hand and take control of the nation period.

seanet02:
inept reasoning , why did IBB refused to ATTEND the OCCASION
He is the only person who can do such a thing. IBB is devil incarnate plus you and all his cohorts
GJ knows nothing about the bomb blast and i am very sure
IBB SHOULD BE ASKED WHAT HAPPENED TO DELE GIWA
Jokes EtcRe: Death, I Need It Urgently. by chakula: 1:43pm On Oct 05, 2010
Hope that this thread starter has figure out his need because i am no longer hearing from him any more. smiley smiley
Christianity EtcRe: Xtians Can Someone Explain (trinity) For Me? by chakula(op): 1:08pm On Oct 05, 2010
S@mi:
they will never come up with any reasonable thing except to insult you, i have being saying this for a very long time that christians are the most confused religion on earth, they are curse to human race. grin grin
I will totally agree with your above saying forever they will never come up with the genuine reason,anyway, trust will come to appear before every soul just we should wait for the time.
PoliticsRe: Abuja Bombers Text Messages by chakula: 12:18pm On Oct 05, 2010
juman:
I believe that the bombing was the handiwork of Jonathan. He did this to rope IBB. We should not waste our time voting for this FOOL in 2011 election. Jonathan is not worth to be a president. He does not have enough experience to be a president. He is naive, weak and not inteligent. We should be careful. If not, this man Jonathan will add controversies to our numerous problems. Well he promised nothing before. The MEND said they did the bombing. Jonathan said no. It was done by IBB. I my dreaming? Jonathan is a big dissapointment. Hence No to Jonathan in 2011. Please Nigerians, Yoruba people want to go away from this robish and no futureb nation calling Nigeria. No to Nigeria. Yes to ODUA nation. Yoruba people let go away from this useless nation SHARP SHARP.
SECONDED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PoliticsRe: Abuja Bombers Text Messages by chakula: 12:09pm On Oct 05, 2010
What a weak president we have in this Country that he can not maintain a Peace within the country?What all these problems here and there and yet the major looters are fighting  for the next election,can the country survive?anyway final result will come out soon.
IslamRe: Qur’anic Verse Of The Day by chakula(op): 6:07pm On Oct 04, 2010
Al-kahf, The CAVE.

Chapter18- verse 72,

{ قَالَ أَلَمْ أَقُلْ إِنَّكَ لَن تَسْتَطِيعَ مَعِيَ صَبْراً }

He said, ‘Did I not say [that] you would not be able to bear with me?’
IslamRe: Qur’anic Verse Of The Day by chakula(op): 5:13pm On Sep 30, 2010
Al-kahf, The CAVE.

Chapter18- verse 71,

{ فَٱنْطَلَقَا حَتَّىٰ إِذَا رَكِبَا فِي ٱلسَّفِينَةِ خَرَقَهَا قَالَ أَخَرَقْتَهَا لِتُغْرِقَ أَهْلَهَا لَقَدْ جِئْتَ شَيْئاً إِمْراً }

So they set off, making their way on foot along the coast of the sea, until, when they embarked on the ship, which was carrying them, he, al-Khidr, made a hole in it, by destroying a plank or two on the starboard side with an axe after they had sailed into deep waters. Said he, Moses, to him, ‘Did you make a hole in it to drown its people? (li-tughriqa ahlahā, ‘for you to drown its people’; a variant reading has li-yaghraqa ahluhā, ‘so that its people might drown’). You have certainly done a dreadful thing’, that is, a grave and reprehensible thing — it is reported that the water did not [actually] penetrate it.
IslamRe: Qur’anic Verse Of The Day by chakula(op): 4:44pm On Sep 29, 2010
Al-kahf, The CAVE.

Chapter18- verse 70,

{ قَالَ فَإِنِ ٱتَّبَعْتَنِي فَلاَ تَسْأَلْني عَن شَيءٍ حَتَّىٰ أُحْدِثَ لَكَ مِنْهُ ذِكْراً }

He said, ‘If you follow me then do not question me (lā tas’alnī, a variant reading has lā tas’alannī) concerning anything, that you might find objectionable in what I do, according to your [limited] knowledge, and be patient, until I [myself] make mention of it to you’, in other words, [until] I mention it to you with [an explication of] the reason for it. Moses accepted his precondition bearing in mind the respect which a student should exercise in the presence of a teacher.
Christianity EtcRe: I Really Cannot Believe This! by chakula: 3:45pm On Sep 29, 2010
zayhal:
Some Nigerians are simply gullible and barely use their senses. Even a child who sees those pictures will know they're stunts.

People just display their gullibility for the world to see, all because they hate. Pity. embarassed
HMMN. I AM SURPRISE WOO.
Christianity EtcRe: Christians That Can Speak And Understands Arabic by chakula: 2:17pm On Sep 29, 2010
To my bombshell why almuhandis and co failed to attain the major objective in which the thread was shaped for, why not posting and having a conversation in Arabic since it was designed for that, anyway
IslamRe: What's The Proper Way To Enter The Fold Of Islam? by chakula: 9:18am On Sep 29, 2010
You should not fritter away your words and time as well because of davidylan, whatever you should make it available for him as a trust  will neglect and not to imbibe it better for you to quit from having deliberations with the dude. Hope that you are sensitive that Qur'an has mentioned for a kind of people (like davidylan and the likes) that are unable to understand the expressions of trust, below is the excerpts from the holy Book regarding to that,

002.006 As to those who reject Faith, it is the same to them whether thou warn them or do not warn them; they will
Not believe.
002.007 God hath set a seal on their hearts and on their hearing, and on their eyes is a veil; great is the penalty they
(Incur).
002.008 Of the people there are some who say: "We believe in God and the Last Day;" but they do not (really) believe.
002.009 Fain would they deceive Allah and those who believe, but they only deceive themselves, and realize (it) not!
002.010 In their hearts is a disease; and Allah has increased their disease: And grievous is the penalty they (incur),

zubeyr:
you seem ignorant of some basic knowledge and won't waste more time debating you FYI all the prophets have been sent by Almighty Allah
Allah He is the First and the Last the Evident and the Immanent when was nothing Allah was and when there will be nothing He will be
IslamRe: Qur’anic Verse Of The Day by chakula(op): 5:42pm On Sep 28, 2010
Al-kahf, The CAVE.

Chapter18- verse 69,

{ قَالَ سَتَجِدُنِيۤ إِن شَآءَ ٱللَّهُ صَابِراً وَلاَ أَعْصِي لَكَ أمْراً }

He said, ‘You will find me, God willing, patient, and I will not disobey, in other words, and [you will also find me] non-disobedient [towards], you in any matter’, with which you charge me. He [Moses] made this [statement] conditional upon the Will [of God] because he was not confident of himself in what he had committed himself to. Indeed, this is the custom of prophets and saints, namely, that they do not put their trust in themselves for a single moment.
IslamRe: Lodge Your Complaints Here by chakula: 3:55pm On Sep 28, 2010
Salam.

I have posted a topic named How to improve your relationship with the Quran but it's not visible kindly help.

Ma'asalam.
Christianity EtcRe: Top 10 Reasons Why Jesus Christ Is Not God by chakula(op): 3:28pm On Sep 28, 2010
To understand God in all Majesty, Glory and Truth, it would be better to read and quote from the chapter of Isaiah in the Jewish Bible or the OT.

Some pearls from Isaiah:

42:8 "I am the Lord; that is my name! I will not give my glory to another or praise to idols."

43:10-12 "Before me no god was formed, nor willl there be one after me. "I, even I, am the Lord and apart from me there is no saviour. I have revealed and saved and proclaimed- I, and not some foreign god among you. You are my witnesses," [b]declares the Lord, "that I am God. Yes, and from ancient days I am he. No one can deliver out of my hand. When I act, who can reverse it?"
[/b]44:6 "I am the first and I am the last; apart from me there is no God."

44:8 "Do not tremble, do not be afraid. Did I not proclaim this and foretell it long ago? You are my witnesses. Is there any God besides me? No, there is no other Rock; I know not one."

After reading all of above, Jesus is not God at all.
IslamHow To Improve Your Relationship With The Quran by chakula(op): 2:14pm On Sep 28, 2010
Salamu Alaikum,

It is recommended for every believing man and woman to recite the Book of Allaah, the Noble Quran, often, with due contemplation and understanding. This may be done by using a copy of the Quran or from one's memory. Allaah - the Most High – Says (what means): "[This is] a blessed Book (the Quran) which We have revealed to you, [O Muhammad, sallallaahu alaihi wa sallam], that they might reflect upon its verses and that those of understanding would be reminded." [Quran 38:29]

Are you one of those people who rarely touch the Quran? Or do you read it daily, but don't find it is having the impact on you that it should? Whatever the case may be, these are some simple tips that can help you connect with the Quran.

1. Before you touch it, check your heart

The key to really benefiting from the Quran is to check your heart first, before you even touch Allaah's book. Ask yourself, honestly, why you are reading it. Is it to just get some information and to let it drift away from you later? Remember that the Prophet Muhammad, may Allaah exalt his mention, was described by his noble wife, 'Aa'ishah, may Allaah be pleased with her, as a "walking Quran": in other words, he didn't just read and recite the Quran, he lived it.

2. Before you touch it, do your Wudhoo' (ablution)


Doing your Wudhoo' is good physical and mental preparation to remind you that you are not reading just another book. You are about to interact with Allaah, the Most Exalted, so being clean should be a priority when communicating with Him.

3. Start with reading only five minutes everyday

Too often, we think that we should read the Noble Quran for at least one whole hour. If you are not in the habit of reading regularly, this is too much. Start off with just five minutes daily. If you took care of step one, Insha Allaah (Allaah willing), you will notice that those five minutes will become ten, then half an hour, then an hour, and maybe even more!

4. Make sure that you understand what you have read


Five minutes of reading the Quran in Arabic is good, but you need to understand what you are reading. If you are not Arabic, or you don't understand the Arabic language, then make sure you have a good translation of the Quran in the language you understand best. Always try to read the translation of what you have read that day.
Regarding those who neglect the Glorious Quran by not reading or not understanding it, Allaah Almighty Says (what means):"And the Messenger has said, “O my Lord, indeed my people have taken this Quran as [a thing] abandoned." [Quran: 25: 30]

Allaah Almighty informs us about His Prophet and Messenger, Muhammad, sallallaahu alayhi wa sallam, that he said: "My Lord my people have abandoned - acting or listening - to the Quran" and that is because the idol-worshippers did not pay attention nor listen to the Quran, as Allaah Says (what means): "And those who disbelieve say, “Do not listen to this Quran and speak noisily during [the recitation of] it that perhaps you will overcome.” [Quran 41:26]

5. Remember that the Noble Quran is far more interactive than a CD


In an age of "interactive" CD-ROMs and computer programs, a number of people think books are passive and boring. But the Quran is not like that. Remember that when you read the Glorious Quran, you are interacting with Almighty Allaah. He Almighty is talking to you, so pay attention.

6. Do not just read, you have to listen too

There are now many audio cassettes and CDs of the Quran, a number of them with translations as well. This is great to put on your walkman or your car's CD or stereo as you drive to and from work. Use this in addition to your daily Quran reading, not as a replacement for it.

7. Make Du'aa' (supplication).

Ask Allaah, the Most Exalted, to guide you when you read the Quran. Your aim is to sincerely, for the love of Allaah, interact with Him by reading, understanding and applying His blessed words. Making Du'aa' to
Allaah for help and guidance will be your best tool for doing this.
When you are making du’aa', you have a direct connection with Allaah Almighty. So when you are saying your du’aa', you shouldn’t be distracted, but instead you should be fully concentrated. The Prophet (صلى الله عليه و سلم) said:

"Make Du’aa' and be assured of it being answered, and know that Allaah, the Exalted, does not answer a Du’aa' from a careless heart which is not concentrating." [At-Tirmithi]

source: islamweb.net
Christianity EtcRe: Top 10 Reasons Why Jesus Christ Is Not God by chakula(op): 1:04pm On Sep 28, 2010
Islam does not believe that all men are doomed to Hell unless they simply accept that God (apparently unable to forgive otherwise) magnanimously allowed Himself to be tortured on a cross to enable Him to forgive all human beings who just believe that He allowed Himself to be tortured on a cross, Islam does not believe in a Chosen Race. And on and on,
IslamRe: Hadeeth Of The Day by chakula: 12:30pm On Sep 28, 2010
As-Salaam Alaikum Wa-Rahmatullahi Wa-Barakatuhu

Narrated Abdur-Rahman bin Abi Laila (Radi-Allahu 'anhu):

Ka'b bin Ujrah met me and said, "Shall I not give you a present I got from
the Prophet?" 'Abdur-Rahman said, "Yes, give it to me." I said, "We asked
Allah's Apostle (Sallallahu 'Alaihi Wa Sallam) saying, 'O Allah's Apostle!
How should one (ask Allah to) send blessings on you, the members of the
family, how Allah has taught us how to salute you (in the prayer)?' He
said, 'Say: O Allah! Send Your Mercy on Muhammad and on the family of
Muhammad, as You sent Your Mercy on Abraham and on the family of Abraham,
for You are the Most Praise-worthy, the Most Glorious. O Allah! Send Your
Blessings on Muhammad and the family of Muhammad, as You sent your
Blessings on Abraham and on the family of Abraham, for You are the Most
Praise-worthy, the Most Glorious.' "

Bukhari Vol. 4 : No. 589

Ma'asalaam
IslamRe: Importance Of Suratul Ikhlas by chakula: 11:08am On Sep 28, 2010
@azharuddin,

Thanks for sharing with us this important notification.
IslamRe: Qur’anic Verse Of The Day by chakula(op): 6:04pm On Sep 27, 2010
Al-kahf, The CAVE.

Chapter18- verse 68,

{ وَكَيْفَ تَصْبِرُ عَلَىٰ مَا لَمْ تُحِطْ بِهِ خُبْراً }

And how can you bear with that whereof you have never been informed?’: in the above-mentioned hadīth [of Bukhārī] after this verse [there is the following statement]: ‘O Moses, I possess knowledge which God has taught me and which you do not have, and [equally] you possess knowledge which God has taught you and which I do not have’. (His saying khubran, ‘informed’, is a verbal noun meaning that which you have never encompassed, in other words, the truth of which you have never been informed of.)
IslamRe: Qur’anic Verse Of The Day by chakula(op): 1:28pm On Sep 27, 2010
mistamash:
Plz can u take note of this part "May God bless (our lord) Muhammed pbuh, pls is it right, the word our lord Muammedhuh.
Thanks for your time.
Saheed.
Salam, my Brother Saheed the word Lord is simply means the "[b]Nobleman"[/b]it does not mean anything rather than the above translation.
Christianity EtcRe: Questions? Comments? Complaints? Talk To The Moderators Here by chakula: 4:08pm On Sep 24, 2010
Below are the Toba's words and there is no single insult in which his post carries,
For your knowledge Moderators.

« #57 on: Today at 02:03:53 PM »

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Nopuqaeter is a mumu&an islamic fundamentalists that defends all irrationality of the most cruel religion in the world which is islam. Founded by a notorious called mohammad[quote][/quote]
Christianity EtcRe: Questions? Comments? Complaints? Talk To The Moderators Here by chakula: 3:56pm On Sep 24, 2010
Dude if you are capable for jugding your case i will see no reason for presenting it before the moderators since that you have made mention you are not too gentle,however such a word was not expected to said it out from educated person like you as you have claimed ,anyway,

toba:
Pls tell him im not too gentle,
IslamRe: Qur’anic Verse Of The Day by chakula(op): 3:54pm On Sep 24, 2010
Al-kahf, The CAVE.

Chapter18- verse 67,

{ قَالَ إِنَّكَ لَن تَسْتَطِيعَ مَعِيَ صَبْراً }

Said he, ‘Truly you will not be able to bear with me.
IslamRe: Hadeeth Of The Day by chakula: 12:54pm On Sep 24, 2010
As-Salaam Alaikum Wa-Rahmatullahi Wa-Barakatuhu

Narrated Abu Huraira (Radi-Allahu 'anhu):

Allah's Apostle (Sallallahu 'Alaihi Wa Sallam) said, "Shall I not tell you
about the Dajjal a story of which no Prophet told his nation? The Dajjal is
one-eyed and will bring with him what will resemble Hell and Paradise, and
what he will call Paradise will be actually Hell; so I warn you (against
him) as Noah ('Alaihis-Salam) warned his nation against him."

Bukhari Vol. 4 : No. 554
IslamRe: Barka Juma'ah by chakula: 12:06pm On Sep 24, 2010
Salamu Alaikum,

IMPORTANT ASPECTS OF JUM'AH ( FRIDAY )
Every Muslim should prepare for Jum'ah from
Thursday. After Asr on Thursday one should
increasingly read Istighfaar etc. That person shall
obtain the most benefit of Jum'ah who awaits it and
prepares for it from Thursday.
Rasulallah ( S.A.W. ) has said : " The best day
of the week that the sun rises on, is the day of
Jum'ah." The night of Jum'ah ( the night between
Thursday and Friday ) is more blessed and the day of
Jum'ah is most blessed.

Friday is the best among all days.

Friday is an Eid for this Ummah.

Adam ( R.A. ) was created on Friday,

He was granted entrance into Jannah on Friday,

He was descend into Earth on Friday,

He died on Friday,

Qiyaamah will also take place on Friday.

Amongs the seven days of the week, Friday is the
day when Allah's special mercies are granted. It is
a day of gathering for the Muslims and rewards are
increased. Many great events took place on this day,
and yet take place.

Hazrat Abu Saeed khadri ( R.A. ) says that the
Rasulallah ( S.A.W. ) has said that : " Whoever
recite Suratul-Kahf on Friday (the night between
Thursday and Friday) enjoys the illumination between
two Fridays." ( Nasai )

Hazrat Abdullah Bin Umar ( R.A. ) says that the
Rasulallah ( S.A.W. ) has said that: " Whoever
recites Suratul-Kahf on Friday, will enjoy a light
shining from his feet to the heaven and will have
his sins forgiven committed between the two
Fridays." ( Ibn Marduya ).

It is reported from Hazrat Abu Huraira ( R.A. )
that Rasulallah ( S.A.W. ) has said that : " Whoever
recites Suratul-Ham-Mim Dukhan on Friday, ( the
night between Thursday and Friday ) enjoys the
prayer of 70,000 angels for his forgiveness and gets
all sins forgiven." ( Tirmizi ).

Hazrat Abdulla Bin Abbas ( R.A. ) says that
Rasulallah ( S.A.W. ) has said That : " Whoever
recites Suratul-Aale Imran on Friday, angels enjoy
the divine shower of salutation on him till sunset."
( Tibrani ).

Al Isbahaani reports from Ibn Abbas ( R.A. )
that Rasulallah ( S.A.W. ) said : " The one who
performs 2 raka'at after Maghrib on Friday night (
the night between Thursday and Friday ) and reads in
every rakaat once Suratul-Al Fatiha and Suratul
Zilzaal ( Iza zul zilatil Ardhu ) 15 times, Allah
will ease for him the Sakaraat of Death ( the moment
of death ) and will save him from the punishment of
the grave and make easy for him the crossing of the
Siraat.

Hazrat Abu Amama ( R.A. ) says that the
Rasulallah ( S.A.W. ) has said that : " The bath of
Friday, pull out every sin of the man from its root.
( Tibrani )

Hazrat Abu Huraira ( R.A. ) says that the
Rasulallah ( S.A.W. ) has said that : " whoever goes
out for Friday prayer after making proper ablution
and listen to the sermon quietly sitting, get all
his sins forgiven not only from one Friday to the
next, but also the sins of three days more." (
Muslim )

Hazrat Abdullah Bin Masud ( R.A. ) reports that
Rasulallah ( S.A.W. ) had said : " The order of
sitting before Allah will be just as order of
attendance on Friday. Whoever comes first in mosque
on Friday will have his seat nearest to Allah, the
second one will have the second seat and third one
will have the third seat and fourth one will also
not be very far from Allah." ( Ibn Maaja )

Juma'at Mubarak.
Christianity EtcRe: Top 10 Reasons Why Jesus Christ Is Not God by chakula(op): 6:08pm On Sep 23, 2010
And remember that the message of Islam is that of peace and of harmony.Before we heal we must talk about the hurt, and Allah does heal our hearts by putting people in our path that are there to guide us to HIM.
Christianity EtcRe: The Bible Defends Muhammad Rasulullah (as). by chakula: 5:50pm On Sep 23, 2010
".Say: Allah's guidance is the only guidance, and we have been directed to submit ourselves to the Lord of the Worlds, " Qur'an (6:71)
Christianity EtcRe: Top 10 Reasons Why Jesus Christ Is Not God by chakula(op): 5:31pm On Sep 23, 2010
I feel truly grateful that Allah has guided me to where I am today. I truly feel blessed. It seems that all of the pieces of my life fit together in a pattern - a path to Islam.

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