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Jokes EtcRe: ~ Let's Kill English Language by chakula: 11:10am On Nov 01, 2010
Mr/Mrs lacturer no question, but can i get admishion shaf shaf i would like to join pls.
IslamRe: Curious About Islam,facts About Islam. by chakula: 10:33am On Nov 01, 2010
Inna lillah wa inna ilaihi rajiun May his Soul rest in peace Ameen.

Our dear Lagosboy is in pains and mourning now,he lost his dad a few days back.
IslamRe: Qur’anic Verse Of The Day by chakula(op): 3:52pm On Oct 29, 2010
Al-kahf, The CAVE.

Chapter18- verse 87,

{ إِلاَّ رَحْمَةً مِّن رَّبِّكَ إِنَّ فَضْلَهُ كَانَ عَلَيْكَ كَبِيراً }

[it is] only — but We have let it remain — as a mercy from your Lord. Truly His favour to you is ever great, tremendous, for He has revealed to you and granted you the praiseworthy station as well as other [kinds of] merit.
PoliticsRe: Poor Turai Yaradua: No-one Kisses Her Arse Anymore: by chakula: 11:47am On Oct 29, 2010
If not for the sake of arguement would you place what is right or drawing a conclusion behind what you are depending blindly before naming people with whatever names you like.

sd-6:
Those who criticize the poster are visibly silly and irrational. He made an observation and u fo.ols are too retarded to make sense out of it. If it was in April, u'd jump to any thread in Turai's name.
PoliticsRe: Poor Turai Yaradua: No-one Kisses Her Arse Anymore: by chakula: 11:09am On Oct 29, 2010
you are lacking common sense or judgement at all,i would have recommended this thread of yours the most dumpest thread of the year,go and get life jor.
IslamRe: Barka Juma'ah by chakula: 10:48am On Oct 29, 2010
"Part of someone's being a good Muslim is his leaving alone that which does not concern him.

Juma'at Kareem.
PoliticsRe: Breakup Nigeria: Taxes From Northerners Would Take Care Of yoruba,Igbo People. by chakula: 9:34am On Oct 29, 2010
@becomrich]

and his tale.
PoliticsRe: Jonathan To Gusau: I Can Hit You Too by chakula: 9:31am On Oct 29, 2010
Sourse pls.
Jokes EtcRe: ~ Let's Kill English Language by chakula: 9:23am On Oct 29, 2010
;d ;d ;d
Jokes EtcRe: Any Of Una Ride Tyre Back Then? Lol by chakula: 9:04am On Oct 29, 2010
No wonder this username of yours is a typical arewa word,sha i don't want to familir with it in all my life woo.

Tsiya:
I have 3 tyres, because my unlce in vulcaniser for Tasha (motor park in the north), so I dey form, even used to give hire.
Jokes EtcRe: Driving The Pope by chakula: 9:03am On Oct 29, 2010
Me i no de understand the thing don turn to fight?
Jokes EtcRe: This Is Creepy! If This Dont Blow Ur Mind Nothing Will by chakula: 8:53am On Oct 29, 2010
^^^^^^To where^^^^
Jokes EtcRe: Kindly Answer The Question. Pls No Insult by chakula: 8:43am On Oct 29, 2010
OP,

Hope your are not the one practising this fraud.
lol,
Christianity EtcRe: Why I Took 65-year Old Wife, By Kumuyi by chakula: 8:11am On Oct 29, 2010
Size is matter.
Shinatu:
^^^^^^^^^if this is true, why a 65yr old lady?
IslamRe: Qur’anic Verse Of The Day by chakula(op): 5:43pm On Oct 28, 2010
Al-kahf, The CAVE.

Chapter18- verse 86,

{ حَتَّىٰ إِذَا بَلَغَ مَغْرِبَ ٱلشَّمْسِ وَجَدَهَا تَغْرُبُ فِي عَيْنٍ حَمِئَةٍ وَوَجَدَ عِندَهَا قَوْماً قُلْنَا يٰذَا ٱلْقَرْنَيْنِ إِمَّآ أَن تُعَذِّبَ وَإِمَّآ أَن تَتَّخِذَ فِيهِمْ حُسْناً }

until, when he reached the setting of the sun, the place where it sets, he found it setting in a muddy spring (‘ayn hami’a: [a spring] containing ham’a, which is black clay): its setting in a spring is [described as seen] from the perspective of the eye, for otherwise it is far larger [in size] than this world; and he found by it, that is, [by] the spring, a folk, of disbelievers. We said, ‘O Dhū’l-Qarnayn — by [means of] inspiration — either chastise, the folk, by slaying [them], or treat them kindly’, by [merely] taking them captive.
Christianity EtcRe: Top 10 Reasons Why Jesus Christ Is Not God by chakula(op): 4:23pm On Oct 28, 2010
I will not suprise the way you are responding to the people post with full of ignorance and insult, is that what your religion has commended you to do?,or have you ever witness where i have addressing somebody's post the way you are addressing ,you have to mind your tongue and my advise to you is there's no way for you to win the people hearts and convert them to your so-called religion with all this bad behaviour of yours better to change.

you too  gosh the jihadist spirit is truly a powerful one-auto repair.
When I did my analysis with quranic verses,point to point-so they were no genuine?
offcourse the tactics depolyed then was to say: you are handed over to shaitan, or you are on your own.or I am Aljenu etc.
See another example, your spelling of genuine in your last post is a disgrace-thats how a jihadist would say to me.but you see, I am not going to say so to you,because i know that as one types quickly, one is bound to make a mistake.the truth is we dont even use the spell check, because we consider it a waste of time.
But for a troublesome Jihadist such a minor error becomes the major issue even as he will dodge facing the issues at hand.
 An example was when i told a non practicing muslim to do IQRA,because he knew i had corner him, left the substance and delve in to correcting the way i wrote the phrase.yet even as i am writing , he is still not studying the Holy book.
Christianity EtcRe: The Superiority Of The Jesus Christ Over Prophet Mohammed by chakula: 12:59pm On Oct 28, 2010
You don't mind this Xtians folks never coming up with gunuine and reasonable posts all the time but recklessness and cause to believe something false.

[quote author=vedaxcool link=topic=534673.msg7031637#msg7031637 date=1288264214
Your faith In Jesus seems well founded on deceiving and fooling people in the belief that you may become fisher of men, Please lying/deceiving would not catch the kind of fish you are looking for.
[quote][/quote]
FamilyRe: Nigerian Woman Divorces Husband On Facebook by chakula: 12:19pm On Oct 28, 2010
it seems to be the Igbos folks would have to come up with the solution to a problem but that's what i would have think too.
bk.babe97y:
I THOUGHT IBOS DO NOT DIVORCE?!!? shocked shocked shocked
FamilyRe: Nigerian Woman Divorces Husband On Facebook by chakula: 12:03pm On Oct 28, 2010
Amazing thing never ends.
EducationRe: Sharia: VC Bans Hugging Of Female Students by chakula: 11:15am On Oct 28, 2010
I shall provide you with correct answer when you point out the group belongs to.

dappssee:
So what happens when gay men hug or lesbians hug?
PoliticsRe: Corruption In The Ministry Of Justice.! by chakula: 10:36am On Oct 28, 2010
What a bad news,why GJ appointed dudes that they don't have the necessary skill and knowledge to rule over millions no matter how the situation was we should deploy the modern appliances attach to their offices and even to their residencies for detecting incompetent among them even if the president will not escape this new innitiative.
IslamRe: Qur’anic Verse Of The Day by chakula(op): 5:32pm On Oct 27, 2010
Al-kahf, The CAVE.

Chapter18- verse 85,

{ فَأَتْبَعَ سَبَباً }

And he followed a way, he took a route towards the west,
IslamRe: Really Amazing Story by chakula(op): 4:39pm On Oct 27, 2010
Ameen to your Addu'a Akhy.

azharuddin:
Allaahuakbar, Yes indeed after iqama, we all organise into rows very quickly however big the gathering is. I ve never been to Masjidul Haram. Inshallah one day i (and you all) will go for Hajj.
PoliticsRe: Is Nigeria A Failed State? by chakula(op): 4:33pm On Oct 27, 2010
~Bluetooth:
Does poster really know the meaning of a failed state ?
OK, Sir i would like to educate me the meaning of the bolded above.
Thanks.
PoliticsRe: Is Nigeria A Failed State? by chakula(op): 3:30pm On Oct 27, 2010
Don't get me wrong the present administration/PDP has failed Nigerians.
PoliticsRe: Is Nigeria A Failed State? by chakula(op): 3:16pm On Oct 27, 2010
No, Nigeria is not yet a failed state. The only problem with Nigeria, is unprepared, poor and bad leaders. All those who have ruled Nigeria are dealers not leaders. Most of Nigerian politicians, had no day jobs before they entered politics. Politics in Nigeria, has been turned to big business and big business attracts the mafia and other types of criminals.
PoliticsRe: Is Nigeria A Failed State? by chakula(op): 3:12pm On Oct 27, 2010
This is a very sensitive subject among Nigerians. Majority of Nigerians would through anger and frustration conclude Nigeria is a failed state. However there is a fine line between a failed Country and failed leadership.In my humble opinion Nigeria as a Nation is not a failed State for numerous reasons, rather our Leaders as far back as i can remember have failed in their obligation to move this GREAT Country forward economically, socially in order to take its rightful place in Africa and the World.
PoliticsIs Nigeria A Failed State? by chakula(op): 3:06pm On Oct 27, 2010
It is already a failed state. What we are enjoying today in Nigeria was built by the army. No security, no power, no roads, no hospitals for the poor, armed robbery, kidnapping, bribery and no good drinking water for the poor.
When I was in primary school, My father (a farmer) was able to pay my school fees and had a good bicycle. Today, a university graduate in Nigeria cannot afford to buy toilet soap. If that is not a sign of failed state, I don't know what is.
Let me have your opinions,
PoliticsRe: 2011: Fresh Row Over Jonathan’s Ambition by chakula: 1:07pm On Oct 27, 2010
Another complete disorder and cunfusion post.
OCCULTIST:
when is the war between north and south south going to start grin grin grin grin grin grin we are watching with keen interest
Christianity EtcRe: Why Did God Have To ''Kill His Son''? by chakula: 1:05pm On Oct 27, 2010
jusRadical:
Tudor or Tador whatever is your name, do not complain about what you think is hunger, poverty, pain and oppression, dying children, disasters etc  in this world, you ain't seen nothing yet. The period of tribulation is still coming: not yet here. Had it been that satan the devil had not blinded your eyes and mind, you would have seen the book of Matthew 24 or read the Holy Bible to know that what is happening now in the world and what will happen had been spoken of by GOD and our savior JESUS CHRIST more than 2000 years ago.
YOU deserve a medical CHECK UP.


jusRadical:
Tudór. People like you have come and gone. So your type is not new. It is evident that you are frustrated in life and you think that you can draw attention by casting aspersion on our savior JESUS CHRIST. people like you are not even worth the towel that satan uses to wash his hands after his operations. Why did JESUS still chose Judas Iscariot as one of HIS disciples, HE wanted to show us that there will be people of evil characters and intent among HIS sheep. This issue of people doing all sorts of disgusting things in the place of worship (say church) dates back to even before the death of CHRIST. Why did he upturn the table of money changes in those days! Your views about CHRIST is immaterial, of no consequence and can never change the TRUTH that JESUS CHRIST THE SON OF THE LIVING  GOD IS THE SAVIOR OF MANKIND (the world)! Ask people that disputed this when you see them and know their fate. Or may be when you die you will know their fate. REPENT NOW!!! Before it would be too late for you.
I think every person here (NL) has right to aired out HIS/HER VIEW.

702:
@poster
u r high on cheap and expired drugs!!! shocked
Insult is not welcome in NL and is against the rule. mind your tongue.
IslamReally Amazing Story by chakula(op): 12:37pm On Oct 27, 2010
The American man was so amazed of how crowded is the masjid, more than 3 million Muslims were there at the last nights of the holy month of Ramadan, so crowded, so disorganized.
The sheikh asked the Non-Muslim man: How long do you think they'll take to organize themselves in rows and start the Salaat?
He answered: at least 2-3 hours .


The sheikh said: but the masjid (HARAM) of Kaaba is 4 floors

The man said: OH, this's will make it about 12 hours then[/color].

The sheikh said: put in your mind that they are from countries all over the world with different languages.

The American man said: THEN IT's IMPOSSIBLE TO ORGANIZE THEM BY ANY MEANS!!.

Then the Salaat time came, and sheikh Sudais of Makkah stood up and said (ESTAWOO)=Arrange yourselves

And within seconds, the whole scene changed and the crowd of 3 million Muslims arranged themselves in well-organized rows in NO TIME !!
The American man stared at the TV screen for a moment, and then said:

ASH-ASH-ASHADU AN LA ILAHA ILLA ALLAH WA ASH-HADU ANNA MOHAMMADAN RASOOLOLLAH(Sallalahu alihi wasallam),

(I bear witness that there is none worthy of worship but ALLAH, and I bear witness that Mohammad Sallalahu alihi wasallam is His Servant and Messenger)
PoliticsRe: SSS, Others Intercept Rocket Launchers, Bombs In Lagos by chakula: 12:04pm On Oct 27, 2010
Complete disorder and confusion,


edoyad:
Mr occultist you think it's funny, as i speak 7 ships carrying atleast 4 thousand people were seen sailing down the river niger headed for what security operatives believe might be ondo. The ships were heavily armed and they destroyed an army garrison at kangiwa, kebbi state when they tried to intercept them. I don't know why this useless nta is not reporting it.

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