₦airaland Forum

1. You saw me sweeping my room & you
never cared to collect the broom and finish
the sweeping, It's over!

2. you don't bend properly when u sweep,
you'll have pride issues, & i can't marry a
proud woman, its over

3. Did u just call me honey? You are trying
to say my mum is a Bee? We're done! its
over

4. My mum checked my future, you are not
in it. its over.

5. baby my mum says that there are a lot of
witches in your village so we can't go out
anymore! its over.

6. why would u tell me to watch
champions league when Man utd is not
there! U want to mock me abi? Its over.

7. U smiled at the guy in the car while we
were trekking. its over.

8. U don't use my picture as your profile
picture, its over!

9. My mum said you re tu fine for her
liking, its over!
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Zeemoor:
Oloriburuku, you mean?

Yeah. Something like that.

Its call Hoelori-buruku in my native language.

Obiagelli:
Firstly 7pm a day before election is not 24hrs

Secondly, party agents, observers, and press are allowed to move around.

So when was Lie Mohammed arrested?
Which of the above listed did he belong to?

Obiagelli:
24hrs curfew before election? Oga you can lie o. You mean everyone sits at home a day before election? Or on election day

Is it that you really don't know this or you are kidding here.

24 hours to the commencement of an election, there is no permission for any sort of vehicular movement. Thus from around 7pm the previous day, everybody stays in their house.

Obiagelli:
Curfew a day before election? Oga na wa o

Yes na real wa because you and I both know that there is no movement of vehicles 24 hours to the commencement of an election.

Obiagelli:
Don't you just love the Nigerian Navy. Dss nawa o. Seun obinoscopy, front page, they said apc is printing PVCs.

This is the same DSS that arrested lai mohammed for loitering.

He was arrested in Osun for moving around during a curfew. Stop twisting facts to suit ur submission.

Here are some tips to guide us in our SECURITY CONSCIOUSNESS.

This is the time we live in; we must learn to deal with it by GOD's Grace.

 1. Number tag of a real policeman must be six digits, lessthan six, is fake.
 
2. Only female police officers have their numbers begin with "0", any policeman with number beginning with "0" is fake.

 3. Every policeman's name tag is woven to the shirt, no more removable name tags.

 4.A distinction between the normal policeman and the SPY (supernumerary)  police personnel, is that a SPY number must be either three or four digits with the word "SPY" boldly inscribed on their uniform shoulder.  Please, at night be vigilant, always roll-up your windows in traffic,central lock your doors, be double sure they are true policemen, if they are not, be strong and speed off. Never get frightened. Be watchful, they are everywhere; educate your family members,neighbors, and friends. GOD Almighty will continue to protect us.

These are not lawmakers. These are seasoned armed robbers with their area of core competency still intact.

Goodluck Ebele Azikiwe Jonathan, GCFR, BNER, GCON (born 20 November 1957) is a Nigerian politician who has been President of Nigeria since 2010. Prior to his role as President, he served as Governor of Bayelsa State from 2005 to 2007 and as Vice-President of Nigeria from 2007 to 2010. Jonathan is a member of the ruling People's Democratic Party (PDP). Jonathan was born in what is now Bayelsa State to a family of canoe makers. This is a story of someone starting from the bottom but against all Odds got to the top.

As President Goodluck Jonathan clocks 57 years today feel free to drop your birthday wishes and advices on the current state of the nation.

Happy Birthday GEJ

Ipledge:
Are u kidding me? Musa off course...my two year old cousin cursing Musa

Two year old cursing already??
Na wa oo.

The easiest time to prevent a divorce or an unhappy marriage is before marriage, not after. There is no gainsaying that love can have such a drunken effect on the about-to-wed that clear danger signals become unimportant to them, while hope becomes the only commodity. After all, is it not said that love conquers all? Great! But what type of love is meant there?

There are traits that some people cannot drop. It is like hoping that a right-handed spouse will one day become left-handed: a classical case of waiting for Godot!

If you are looking for a wife or a husband, please be wary of these groups of people.

Those who can never say, “sorry”

They would hurt you, annoy you, disappoint you, but would never apologise, because they believe that it would belittle and demean them. When you are wrong, you apologise to them, and when you are right, you still apologise to them, hoping that that they would change. But they never do. You start to feel irritated and agitated. The love and respect you felt for them start to wear away.

Those who can never say, “Thank you”

Whatever you do for them, they are never grateful. “Why should I say, ‘Thank you’ when you are just doing your duty?” Some would say that their gratitude is in their heart. Do you have to open a heart to see the gratitude and get it? Such an attitude causes irritation and frustration and unhappiness.

Such people also believe the world owes them a lot. They go around their activities with an entitlement mentality. They are difficult to please.

Those who have excessive libido or inadequate libido

Sexual intercourse is a very important factor in marriage, but when you have a spouse that needs it for breakfast, lunch and supper, it is difficult to have any peace in the family. Infidelity also knocks on door. On the other hand, when you have a spouse that hates sex or thinks that sex should only be had once a year during the wedding anniversary or birthday celebration, there is also trouble in the house, and infidelity is usually a challenge.

Men who think women are to be seen but not heard

Some men still live in the 18th century, in spite of the depth of education they profess. It is true that marriage is not a zone for feminist crusade, but if a man has archaic views about women, then, please avoid him like an Ebola patient. Watch out for statements like: “How can an ordinary woman want to be the CEO?” “How can a woman chat with men?”

Women who believe they don’t need men in their lives

Such women believe that they are self-sufficient in all things. They have the I-don’t-give-a-damn attitude. Men feel ill at ease when they are with women who don’t allow a room in their lives for a man to fill. Such women find it difficult to express love. They fly into quarrels easily. This creates frustration and conflicts.

Men who are looking for housemaids, not wives

These are men who still live in the 15th century. They have an archaic idea of what the role of wives is. They believe that women are only meant to cook, clean the house, bear children, and serve the men.

They believe that when the men talk, women must just obey. The man can keep mistresses, but the woman should keep quiet and not even be seen greeting a man. A woman should not work, should not step out of the house, and should not complain whatever the man doles out to her.

Those who can never trust anybody

These are those who believe that everybody is a dangerous enemy that has evil designs against them. They have an obsession with fear of people, including their spouse, that it is irritating. Once a spouse cannot be trusted, there can never be joy in the family.

Those who have no respect for others

People can mouth love, but without respect, a marriage can never be happy. Women who love to prove a point by insulting their husbands, or men who believe in treating their wives without dignity in the name of cutting their wives to size: such people make terrible marriage partners.

Women who see all men as competition that must not be given an inch

Marriage is not a place for activism. A woman who sees a man as a competitor rather than a complement is a dangerous person to marry. When a man has to contend with a woman every minute, when a man is always too conscious of what to say or do to his wife, then there is a problem.

Those who can’t control their temper

Hot-tempered people are dangerous. They can utter anything in anger. They can do things that they will regret for life. They can be violent. Their words can be venomous. They can put you in trouble.

Those who cannot forgive

Forgiveness makes us look superhuman. But there are those who cannot forgive, no matter the circumstances. Not only can they not forgive, they can also not forget. Because they can’t forgive, they usually think of how to get revenge.

Those who have not been weaned by their parents

Age has little to do with maturity in marriage. Those who have not been “weaned” by their parents make poor marriage partners. They are full of “Mummy said”, “Daddy said”. They take every family discussion to their parents. They cannot do anything unless their parents approve. They allow their parents to run their homes in the name of showing respect to the mother-in-law or father-in-law.

Those who are tied to the apron strings of their parents make marriage tasteless. Such spouses are as a constant source of frustration and sadness. You will always be wrong. You will always be vilified.

In summary, marriage is not a bed of roses. There is nobody without some faults or idiosyncrasies. But it is foolhardy to walk into a landmine with one’s eyes open, praying and hoping that the explosive would not go off.

To avoid heartache, neither blind love nor desperation to get a married should push a bachelor or spinster to jump into a marriage with someone that will cause nothing but pain, sadness, and sorrow.

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Even if there is jobs floating on the streets of Nigeria today, some set of pple will still beg for alms. Some don't like to work at all and some don't even possess the least qualification to hold a job. The guy in question will have a hard time keeping a job because of his attitude.


Have you ever imagined what all those corporate workers with fine suits and shiny cars go thru in the hands of their bosses with complain?

Contrary to popular belief, nobody owes you nothing.

Wonderlands:
ignoramus, if not the way this country condition the poor, will someone just start begging? if the country provided him with a good job before will he be begging?

Wonderlands:
Don't mind him, 100 naira nor go reach small kid buy chocolate self, if fans didn't support and buy his music, i don't think he will be were he his today, some people are just being unnecessarily wicked, you have money what stops you from helping someone who has none? *smh* nor be say the money go last forever

If Sound Sultan has resorted to begging instead of hard work at the studio, there will be no CD to buy.

The ungrateful guy shd go and chose a hustle. Sound Sultan just gave him a wake up call. He shd thank him....

Is that a picture of you in your profile
You don't look like intimacy is a new thing to you o.

shizzleStar:
Cant believe what i'm hearing. Please you people should enlighten me here, where do village people collect house rent on someone's house without the owner giving permission I ask because this act is alien to where i came from. Very decent houses are erected on daily basis and there has never been such squabbles.

Well as for tuface, its not by force to build a house and no one can force you to spend your money the way you dont want, but truth be told, it is a thing of shame that you do not have a decent house in your fathers compound o matter your reason. No one is saying you should erect a state of the art edifice NO! but what would it cost you to build even if its a 10-room bungalow which may not even cost up more than 5million? Its even a shame you couldn't do this before your fathers death and its in this same village you run away from that you and your mother will be buried when you finally depart. Personally i see the ebola story as just an excuse.

However since you promised to build the house, the onus is now on you to see it as obligation and complete the house.

Did you read the part that said he has started building the house

Are you always financially buoyant at all times?

Even Dangote opt for loans on several of his projects.

If building the house is mandatory, why haven't the relatives built a house each or are they all females?

mrvitalis:
only blind fools will believe this crap

Sahara reporters is run from a laptop. They don't have field agents or any correspondents. All the news are copied from other media outfit or a figment of Sowore's imagination.

The he-goat once reported that PEJ was dead.....who now know better.

For those who don't know, Sahara reporters is an anti-Nigerian media just like APC is an anti-Nigerian political party.

B4 u start bashing me, deem it fit to ask me why I think APC is anti-Nigerian

Thanks.

Why should Tuface build a house for his father's relative? We're they living on trees before now

There is no point building a house for them in the first place. How much did they contribute to his wedding ceremony

Benue pple are pest!!! I have a friend who happens to be from Benue and he's a medical doctor too.

While he was doing his housemanship in the north, his uncles were calling him to come sponsor building projects, cousins weddings and other mundane projects even without consulting my friend's father first.

Bottomline, villagers shd go work for their own money. Tuface abeg stop the project summarily. Contrary to popular belief, nobody owes you anything...

ULSHERLAN:
can you read at all?

Do you have a brain cell at all?

What about that of Ekiti??

wilsondave:
is that what we need now in Nigeria. clueless president with a deranged mentality

What do you need in Nigeria?? Attitude like yours can only cause backwardness to a nation.

That is true transformation.

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Op, so you can swallow tears with your eyes abi?? Continue feeding us zobo.

Nigerian pastorpreneurs should take note.

Green Sunday. I wish I had staked like N1,000, I for buy my Honda DC tomorrow afternoon

Do it

I vote for Vivly.

People like Tambuwal end on the sidelines of history......