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How I Broke Up With My Girlfriend by englishmart(m): 7:21am On Nov 12, 2014
[b]Most of you are aware of my previous thread, which I complained of my girlfriend's nauseating and incessant demand for sex.

Immediately after i put up that thread, I called her and invited her over.. She arrived in less than 45minutes... I couldn't look at her face at first i was kinda fidgeting and quivering inwardly...

Later, the courage came upon me. You know, a man is a keeper of his words... Therefore this is what I must do!

I told her straight without much ado...
"it's over between us..
Then I faced the wall. Immediately, she knelt and started begging like her life depends on Me...

I started laughing silently, I didn't let her see my face.
She yelled, she cried, she screamed, then she grabbed me by my shoulder and started shaking me. My whole body was vibrating like Nokia 3310.
My eyes were filled with tears.. But as a big boy, I'm not supposed to cry. So I swallowed the gaddamn tears....

When she was done crying, she opened the door, and off she went....
Few minutes later, I called her and apologised to her. I'm planning on linking her with a friend who's a nymphomaniac... Ain't that cool?

Since then, my life has never remained the same... [/b]
Re: How I Broke Up With My Girlfriend by Spicylate(f): 7:22am On Nov 12, 2014
hmmm..ok
Re: How I Broke Up With My Girlfriend by Nobody: 7:24am On Nov 12, 2014
Clap for urself

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Re: How I Broke Up With My Girlfriend by englishmart(m): 7:24am On Nov 12, 2014
Spicylate:
hmmm..ok
are you this fast in reading?
Re: How I Broke Up With My Girlfriend by chimerase2: 7:27am On Nov 12, 2014
Op u re heartless and ua thread contains no morale in it angry
Re: How I Broke Up With My Girlfriend by tobillionaire(m): 7:28am On Nov 12, 2014
englishmart:
are you this fast in reading?
are u looking fr a replacement here?
Re: How I Broke Up With My Girlfriend by Spicylate(f): 7:29am On Nov 12, 2014
englishmart:
are you this fast in reading?
uhmmm, shouldnt i?
Re: How I Broke Up With My Girlfriend by Chaleeee: 7:29am On Nov 12, 2014
Op, so you can swallow tears with your eyes abi?? Continue feeding us zobo.

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Re: How I Broke Up With My Girlfriend by BobbyRobson: 7:30am On Nov 12, 2014
chimerase2:
Op u re heartless and ua thread contains no morale in it angry
what of this thread dat u opened....is there any moral in it?
Re: How I Broke Up With My Girlfriend by chimerase2: 7:33am On Nov 12, 2014
BobbyRobson:
what of this thread dat u opened....is there any moral in it?
wich thread, cum e too earlier to de find wia I hide ma trouble
Amu a man of God so respect ma oFfice angry
Re: How I Broke Up With My Girlfriend by Idowuogbo(f): 7:35am On Nov 12, 2014
Ewu at ya age,babe wan knack madness comot for your body u dey form monk? Guy, e remain small you go soon come of ya closet ooo....Chicken!
Re: How I Broke Up With My Girlfriend by Nobody: 7:37am On Nov 12, 2014
YES
Take a bus from Mazamaza going to kotonu,stop at the left bustop and there you have it,"NONE OF MY BUSINESS LOUNGE"

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Re: How I Broke Up With My Girlfriend by englishmart(m): 7:39am On Nov 12, 2014
BobbyRobson:
what of this thread dat u opened....is there any moral in it?
cheesy

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Re: How I Broke Up With My Girlfriend by englishmart(m): 7:40am On Nov 12, 2014
tobillionaire:
are u looking fr a replacement here?
I already have a replacement
Re: How I Broke Up With My Girlfriend by englishmart(m): 7:41am On Nov 12, 2014
chimerase2:
Op u re heartless and ua thread contains no morale in it angry
as if that shit you opened earlier has any morale undecided
Re: How I Broke Up With My Girlfriend by englishmart(m): 7:43am On Nov 12, 2014
chimerase2:
wich thread, cum e too earlier to de find wia I hide ma trouble
Amu a man of God so respect ma oFfice angry
just shut up!
Re: How I Broke Up With My Girlfriend by englishmart(m): 7:44am On Nov 12, 2014
Idowuogbo:
Ewu at ya age,babe wan knack madness comot for your body u dey form monk? Guy, e remain small you go soon come of ya closet ooo....Chicken!
Eeeeeeeeediot! Wetin concern me and you?
Bush pig

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Re: How I Broke Up With My Girlfriend by chimerase2: 7:45am On Nov 12, 2014
englishmart:
as if that shit you opened earlier has any morale undecided
undecided undecided undecided
Re: How I Broke Up With My Girlfriend by Nobody: 7:46am On Nov 12, 2014
high sea
Re: How I Broke Up With My Girlfriend by Idowuogbo(f): 7:46am On Nov 12, 2014
englishmart:
Eeeeeeeeediot! Wetin concern me and you?
Bush pig
Me? Bush pig? May orunmila insert javelin inside ya anuz! Nkpi
Re: How I Broke Up With My Girlfriend by englishmart(m): 7:54am On Nov 12, 2014
Idowuogbo:

Me? Bush pig? May orunmila insert javelin inside ya anuz! Nkpi
your orunmila is not that Stvpid and jobless
Re: How I Broke Up With My Girlfriend by naijaboiy: 8:12am On Nov 12, 2014
I don laugh tire grin
Re: How I Broke Up With My Girlfriend by englishmart(m): 8:28am On Nov 12, 2014
naijaboiy:
I don laugh tire grin
why you come dey laugh? cheesy
Re: How I Broke Up With My Girlfriend by naijaboiy: 9:09am On Nov 12, 2014
englishmart:
why you come dey laugh? cheesy
you and badosky o grin
Re: How I Broke Up With My Girlfriend by Pdizzle(m): 10:26am On Nov 12, 2014
This poster sounds like bin gbabo
Re: How I Broke Up With My Girlfriend by xynerise: 11:06am On Nov 12, 2014
Who cares?
Re: How I Broke Up With My Girlfriend by kskpoundz(m): 11:13am On Nov 12, 2014
Lol.....so what as not remain thesame in ur life abeg
Re: How I Broke Up With My Girlfriend by Nobody: 1:51pm On Nov 12, 2014
For Godsake, why are you telling us?!
Re: How I Broke Up With My Girlfriend by Truckpusher(m): 1:58pm On Nov 12, 2014
englishmart:
[b]Most of you are aware of my previous thread, which I complained of my girlfriend's nauseating and incessant demand for sex.

Immediately after i put up that thread, I called her and invited her over.. She arrived in less than 45minutes... I couldn't look at her face at first i was kinda fidgeting and quivering inwardly...

Later, the courage came upon me. You know, a man is a keeper of his words... Therefore this is what I must do!

I told her straight without much ado...
"it's over between us..
Then I faced the wall. Immediately, she knelt and started begging like her life depends on Me...

I started laughing silently, I didn't let her see my face.
She yelled, she cried, she screamed, then she grabbed me by my shoulder and started shaking me. My whole body was vibrating like Nokia 3310.
My eyes were filled with tears.. But as a big boy, I'm not supposed to cry. So I swallowed the gaddamn tears....

When she was done crying, she opened the door, and off she went....
Few minutes later, I called her and apologised to her. I'm planning on linking her with a friend who's a nymphomaniac... Ain't that cool?

Since then, my life has never remained the same... [/b]
Another attention seeking and sex starved teenager is on the loose again. grin

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Re: How I Broke Up With My Girlfriend by englishmart(m): 2:00pm On Nov 12, 2014
Truckpusher:
Another attention and sex starved teenager is on the loose again. grin
lol cheesy
Re: How I Broke Up With My Girlfriend by FLAWLES(f): 2:13pm On Nov 12, 2014
chai,how will i treck home 2day na
Re: How I Broke Up With My Girlfriend by englishmart(m): 3:07pm On Nov 12, 2014
FLAWLES:
chai,how will i treck home 2day na
just tell me how much you need for tp

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