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chic2pimp:
Abeg gators is not loose oooo. Those oyans of hers are for me alone

Batty bwois like you are better off ramming the likes of J.Lother and Edoyansh.

When them release you Penn?

Tranny

Faya!!!

Thank You Lord . . . .You Are Mighty

Krispy Cream doughnuts

freshera:
The thing is if you treat a woman (most  ) right and respect her as well, she will do anything for you (including somersaulting, kneeling, etc). Abraham deserved the honour he got. He loved Sarah so much that he refused to marry another wife in order to have a child/heir for so many years. How many men can do this? Rememeber it was Sarah who was barren  not Abraham.

Okay that is pushing it too far now . . . . she be gymnast?

presido1:
Oboy you better go learn how to cook ooh. Me i did home economics for high school so if they decide not to cook no wahala.

Me I can cook but it just turns me on when a woman can cook.

presido1:
Soon they will divide that 9 months into two and hand you one. Guys which part of the 9 months will u chose, early stage abi pushing stage?.  Wahala dey ooh.

If its possible they will o

michelin89:
That one nor go happen. Women know say if they want the real koko, they have to feed their men well well.

Me I like me some koko every night so you'll always find food on your table.

Just how I like my wifey . . . . . .feed me then come inside the bedroom make i hammer you mercilessly.
The homw wll always be a happy place with that.

Creams

[quote author=A-40 link=topic=455504.msg6140766#msg6140766 date=1275516498]@Elpieda
Na shakara oloje jare when they find that dude they would even contort their bodies if they have to. On a serious note though i'm afraid for the future! Very soon women would stop cooking for their husbands sef[/quote]That is where war will start.
They better not try that

To act as cock blockers

I'd prefer her to bend over instead

skfa1:
"It depends on how long you've been together, but for either a short or longer time, it's good to do it face to face," says Judi James, an expert in personal and business relationships. "The worst case scenario is the phone, but that's fine if you've just been dating. Definitely not by text or e-mail." Jilted bride Not by phone and not at the wedding

If you want to go out somewhere, pick a quiet place for a drink but don't go for dinner - once the news is out, one person is probably not going to be very hungry.

"You can be dumped by the end of the first course and then you have to sit through the second. And the person doing the dumping can eat their way through three courses, but the one being dumped is feeling sick."

The question everyone on the receiving end of this asks is "why?"

"You can tell them the truth, which is you met someone better or you didn't like them anyway, but no-one wants to hear that."

She suggests lying if the truth will hurt. It might be a cliche, but "you're too good for me" can work, allowing the dumpee to leave with some ego intact.

One more cardinal rule, she adds - don't change your Facebook status to "single" before you've had the chat.

Okay, this got me rolling on the floor.

NO time for fudge packers.
The day I saw tissue drop from a man's as[i]s[/i], I knew it was over for him.

NO ROOM FOR HOMO THUGZ

Joor ooo
O lagbaru ju Obama lo

sup?

Did they call you?

Geeeeeeeeeeez!!!
Who made that beat?

And whats your own business?

My father owns PDP

Anything to have you on my team . . . . . I'd trade it all

Aphrodisiac

dominique:
what's there to find out? did you not just confirm it?

You can come for concrete confirmation now

not ready to settle down

[quote author=9-11 link=topic=416520.msg6133835#msg6133835 date=1275428574]Thread reopened![/quote]You are hereby BANNED!!!

Thread locked!

Oh. . . wrong thread

I'm above the law