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[quote author=TOPE2000! link=topic=396943.msg5498471#msg5498471 date=1265929608]it is na . . , we will both blow your mind on sunday. dont worry [/quote]Well, speaking of blowing, Tope is a good trumpeter

chic2pimp:


Nah Chamo you dey call okoro abi?

Ori e ti foka danu danu


@Dk

I see say ur market dey move . . . .RIbery don come back

davidylan:
Me, you and chika? Everyday shld be valentine.  

David, don't do it!!!

Go fk a goat . . . . . .It counts

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=396943.msg5498304#msg5498304 date=1265928374]Tope in a three[i]s[/i]ome?
Na wa o. [/quote]Onisekuse lomo yen

Coolbrainz:
Hi bay,can i get your number? Its really important bout sumfin in your pro.likkleyouthman@rocketmail.com.pls dont say no

Wetin u smoke?
U no sabi read ni . . . . u don miss road mehn

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=396943.msg5498204#msg5498204 date=1265927602]Chamo is sending toothbrush and toothpaste. [/quote]At least she'll have a nice clean teeth

stillwater:
So that you can come and make fun of me on NL, abi? Keep you fish please.

Are you a Vegetarian?
Thats a nice offer from Sauron . . . . .very unique

[quote author=TOPE2000! link=topic=396943.msg5498162#msg5498162 date=1265927217]Mschewwwwwwwwwwwww . . . . . .Ta!
Anyhoo no matter how hard YOU try to be hard. . . i know u r mr romantic and it aint no shame hun [/quote]How you take know?

[quote author=TOPE2000! link=topic=396943.msg5498162#msg5498162 date=1265927217]Kente ko . . .abeg share it for plat n phoenix.
Na chamo's gift i want [/quote]Now you're talking . . .
So what is it you want baybee?

spikedcylinder:
Thanks luv, I will recieve it with glee.

. . . But make sure you don't overun the batteries for the Love Machine . . . . that should keep your company for the day

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=396943.msg5498041#msg5498041 date=1265926236]U haven't heard?
Man Utd is playing Super Eagles in Abuja on Sunday to mark Jonathan Goodluck's new position.
In other words, me and Chamotex are going to Abuja. [/quote]Sauron lets be nice and do something special for these chicks.
You should be happy you have girls throwing themselves at you.
Afterall its once a year innit?

On second thoughts, I think I might do something special for a special someone

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=396943.msg5498006#msg5498006 date=1265925943]In your Pastor's changing room, abi?
Onisekuse. [/quote]Sauron, its called abe abo in yoruba

Valentine ko Valedictory ni . . . . . Thank God it's on a Sunday

davidylan:
Dont worry, you are not alone. I once borrowed money to buy gifts for a chic who told me she was going to be 21 in Nov. Turns out she wasnt even going to be 21 and her birthday passed a good 4 months ago. E pain me no be small.

Definition of THE BIGGEST MAGA

davidylan:
Definition of a mumu right there.

Please don't rub it in . . . I did the same thing to a different chick back then and it worked but this one backfired big time.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=396943.msg5497262#msg5497262 date=1265918526]H fuckin Samuel?
Chamotex? I now know why those birds swarm around you way back in college. [/quote]You forgot the 'borrowed' part.
I went to the store, the money I had on me wasn't enough so I had to rush back home quickly to lend some money off my mates before the store closed.
It was a big learning experience.

I was still 15 though

spikedcylinder:
Lol. Awon oniranu. They can 'do' but they cannot spend.

The economy is just recovering from the recession.

Oh Spikey before I forget . . . what are your plans for the weekend?

davidylan:
I remember valentines day in secondary school, every girl simply waited in anticipation of what they would recieve. Never saw any of the little devils buy a guy anything.

Are you telling me?

I remember in Year 11 when I borrowed some money to buy this girl a nice chain and bracelet from H. Samuel . . .
What did I get in return? . . . .
. . . . . . A £5 DVD (and even the DVD she gave me I'd already watched it). The thing pain me.

That was the last time I did anything of that nature

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=396943.msg5497036#msg5497036 date=1265916167]The thing tire me o.
. . . . .And one of em reminded me United ain't playing this weekend. . . .I am wondering how she learnt that. [/quote]Even the ones with boyfriends . . .
One was telling me that her boyfriend will not be planning anything because he's not romantic and that even if he does, he'll prolly cancel it at the last minute cos that's what he does everytime.

I told her I'm worse than her boyfriend . . . . I'm the opposite of Romance


There's one brave girl that told me to get her a £55 VIP ticket for the Basketmouth comedy show next week _{na jazz?}. Even me sef, na only £25 standard ticket I buy

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=396943.msg5496970#msg5496970 date=1265915401]House phone nko?
Emails? IMs?
What about men like us who have invited these chics to our cribs in the past?[/quote]I feel you
Some are already asking what my plans for the weekend are.
I told em I'll be spending the whole day in church.

I really just can't be bothered

Thank You Lord

i j baby:
i real need a guy who will love and care for me age dose not matter send sms or call 07066884596 email osikwuijeoma@yahoo.com.

You must be a paedophile?

;d ;d

tkb417:
Chamotex
i understand your point

our 6 points  will be gone while the league is taken to be a 19 team league
i think the best thing to do is count the other games as walkovers  (3pts + 3 goals) than strike off points we've garnered
that preserves our points and our standing on the table

so what happened to Rooneys goals?
hahahaha
jokers

Unfortunately it will not happen like that.
I just hope some stinking rich billionaire bail them out somehow at least until the end of the season so it wont affect us.

I dont trust Abramovich . . . we really need to check the High Court Judge's bank balance

Nobody is above mistake

Grizzly:
Is the prize/prize money transferrable?
Like to non uk residents?

See thief . . . like say u go win anything.

snowdrops:
Fabregas off to Barcelona in the summer

Its confirmed

Sometimes you people just talk as if Fabregas will just pack his bags to go to Barca and start playing with them without a fee being agreed with Arsenal first.

Eastbay:
Even Chelsea will be deducted 3 points for their win over Pompey.
It's across board.It's highly unlikely Pompey will recover before the 7 days adjournment.

Yes, but we've already played them twice = 6 points

tkb417:
Chamotex
thts a joke aite? abi u no do maths for school

I wish I was joking too

They've now received an adjournment for 7 days

Guys BAD NEWS

Sky Sports just announced that Pompey is Insolvent _{not yet officially confirmed tho}

If this is true, it means all their results in the league will be scrapped and we will be 5 points behind Chelsea.
This is a JOKE

buzz me dont derail this thread jor. . . .
Download what again?

lalaboi:
Got me the fm2010, .so u's a dead meat. . let play. . .startn from championship!

Oya na. . . . I go show u say clipper o le joba lori barber

Thank You For Today

stillwater:
Why won't I be quiet now when my brother is now bigger than me.

You scared?  
Seems like you and my sis are in the same situation, she dare not try it now.
But I still will never hit her though but the respect is there now . . . . more like she respects herself