₦airaland Forum

Pataki:
LOL! My bad. . . . keep thinking today is Sat.

Its normal . . . . my weekend has started already

The ratio of girls to boys in that club is 4:1 . . . . . no forming.

naijababe2:
is it too small?

When my market is moving . . . . . .I get like 8 or 9
I think you need to step your game up?

Are you looking to increase the numbers?

agabaI23:
Chamosex I na-anwa.

Ogini?

lysaa:
okay got to go now. ogaburu echi.

Urhobo wadoooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Pataki:
Who is hanging out tonight? Coko bar or West Endz?

I thought Coko bar was only on Saturday nites . . . .

naijababe2:
i get 6 toasters a day

only 6?

Tufiakwa!

platinumnk:
boo

dont boo me
Have u answered my proposal?

As the chief mod of this section, I can actually lock this thread and be the last

she cant perform, NO

lysaa:
taaa! i wasn't raised with paperworks o.

Omalicha

If she's ready to gimme triplets

Sol was supposed to be the most experienced player on that pitch last night.
After the ref awarded the indirect free-kick all he could do was clutch his hands to his face.

Like c'mon doofus, you've got a free-kick to defend. He should have reacted quicker and stop Fabianski from giving the ball back.

That kinda thing would never happen to Lehmann or VDS.
They would kick the ball into row Z and get booked.

DBR:
@
Chamo[i]kazzie[/i]
I tot so too, but even when i broke it into 2 the isshhh didnt stay.
And i counted the linez after breakin it, wasnt as long as Ibime's(he had 32 linez)

So wat we talkin bout here? Can i try again, breakin it in 2
Holla.
oNe

I think the spam bot cant just filter your verse cos basically u're posting the same thing if u know what I mean.
Another way u could try is to maybe switch your lines up . . . . dont put them in the same order and try cutting them into 3 different verses this time.

Change some things like the heading or a few words if u can and lets see how that goes.

[quote author=H.J link=topic=398532.msg5536641#msg5536641 date=1266485894]Playing “catcher” was d s.h.it, where we poke peeps and split
Alphabetical counts decided the “police and thief”(P and T)[/quote]Memories mayne

[quote author=H.J link=topic=398532.msg5535858#msg5535858 date=1266476558]since i aint a mod. am i s'pose to hold on cuz i gat my verse already but worried bout it been visible on the thread . .holla  . .one!!![/quote]Post your verse.
The reason DBR's verse activated the Spam bot thingy was cos it was too long.

Use 16 bars max (30 lines) to be on the safe side.

streetwize:
Shyeet. . . . Is dis what peeps do when I dcide 2 rest 4 a while. . . 
I don vex. . . my verse is coming. .

I thought it was a nice creative concept by Eldee.


Where are H.J, Mailmalc and Sauron's verses?

DBR:
Hehhee, Chamo[i]kazzie[/i]~~~
u a mod. now?
Hmmmmm, now i kno~~ tot u are Normal like us
oNe

No be today . . . . . e don tey

DBR:
Oh, is it the length~~or sth else??

It might be the length.
Try posting half and then the other half

Bollocks!!!

DBR:
Hey Chamo[i]kazzie[/i]
where did u get me quote from??
cant even see the verse posted

Eldee posted it but it came up as SPAM . . . It's not visible to normal users, only mods.
But I've reported it and it should be up soon.

DBR:
Dude, bone the Beyonce upgradin sh[i]![/i]t, just drop it mehhn!
If we'all gon beyonce we aint gon drop sh[i]![/i]t, aiite.
Just do your thang, im sure it's dope as it is.

oNe

LWKMD

dayokanu:
To send you a congratulatory text in case you come last like you usually do

Egbon, e respect ara yin o.
I go look ur face o

Thank You my LORD

tkb417:
ok guys
instead of joining the global one

i created one for football lovers on Nairaland

Its called Nairaland UCL league; its pretty much like the AFCON fantasy league thing

the code for us is 11271700043156


lets rumble again

debosky, this is your chance to redeem urself o
u must win one by force

That thing asked for my mobile phone number when I tried to register
For what?

climate report~~behind the Heavy gloom, there~ "Lights" do lurk/
good lord ~~guess all we all need now is Goodluck/

@DBR
Swoosh . . . . . . linking Good luck to the acting president.

eldee:
@Chamo
Are you being serious!!! You used to tap current too??

We must watch Champions league now
But I've stopped all the tapping shenanigans . . . . Only thing I tap now is Broadband connections

eldee:
Abeg no go talk that  Sallah ram thing for London ooh . . . it could land you in jail for animal rights violations

I work for the RSPCCA

Chamotex . . . . . LAGOS STATE OF MIND


I raise a toast to my hood cos im in that spitting mood
If u think u get mouth/them area boys just might clap you
I was the lil p[/i]imp in my neighbourhood
Cos I chased every pretty girl i could

Tap [i]current from post-to-post until we get the required voltage
Even if ur broke to the limit . . .u still have to pay homage
We couldn't give a f[/i]uck(fork) so we [i]stabbed classes
If beef erupts . . . I pick race to scale fences

We played table tennis with broken slates then gamble
When fights break out, God help u if u fumble
Catching the molue buses was like a royal rumble
Gotta stack that rubber band in coloured bundles

When theres riot/everybody wants to loot the nearest mai-guard
Put ur ears out for the sirens so u know when to discard
peppersoup joints to beer parlours,them big daddies patronize
But I stayed focused on the track/always kept my eyes on the prize

If you dont grind. . . pepper wont rest
When rams attack . . . its not a beef contest

Every Sunday, we played footie all day with bare~foot
Niggaz couldn't believe when I copped my brand new red~boots

Ajekpakos children always striving . . .looking to hustle
Ajebutters never knew what its like living in a jungle
Traffic jam was a norm/so we gotta face that one-way
If u get caught by the popo's/u could stay in jail for four days

Buy a land and dont fence it. . . best believe omo oniles will tresspass
And when u bypass vigilantes at nite-time/u'd get harrassed with a cutlass

They talk trash about my city
But Imma stay truth to what i believe in
Dont play by the rules cos I rep LAS GIDI
And like Jeezy I put it on for my CITY

I will praise you from everlasting to everlasting

ibkaye:
im not pregnant you two  

Come see me for a test
I need to confirm

MrCrackles:
Who is it then?
Is it Ofoka

Ofoka Ofoki, the village id.iot?
IBK na true?

MrCrackles:
Who has been smashing you inside out and chopping your tiny backs down

It wasn't me

[quote author=tayo_ast link=topic=380451.msg5527223#msg5527223 date=1266359052]wat if i do??[/quote]Ask Wayne Bridge

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=398698.msg5527246#msg5527246 date=1266359431]But we still WON away from home.
I think United fans are too spoilt these days.

How many teams can go to a fully-packed San Siro and score 3 goals?
Give credits to the lads. U woulda taken 1-1 result after the 1st half when every player on the pitch had a stinker.

This tie is effectively over.
I hope Fergie starts Obertan, Owen, Fabio, Gibson and Diouf in the return leg at OT!!![/quote]Blame it on Fergie
If I'm spoilt then so are you