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Forum Games › Re: Will You Marry The Person Above You? by chamotex(m): 8:24pm On Dec 03, 2009
I've got a wifey already mate
Food › Re: What Are You Eating/drinking Right Now? by chamotex(m): 5:20am On Dec 03, 2009
Ewwwwwwwwwww
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only. In Wenger We Trust! by chamotex(m): 5:10am On Dec 03, 2009
Arsenal is now a laughing stock on NL.
The way Traore's anus was repeatedly being rammed by Wright-Phillips and co was shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Christianity Etc › Re: Have You Praised Him Today? by chamotex(m): 1:53am On Dec 03, 2009
Thank You Most High God
Culture › Re: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here. Everybody Is Invited! by chamotex(m): 1:44am On Dec 03, 2009
Egbon Orile9ice,

Oluwa ti butter bread yin nicely . . . mo ba yin yo.
Blessing temi na o ni pe de . . .Special delivery ni. To God be the Glory

Elenu pa, even gan sef, elenu bi elede . . . e ma jeun lor jor.
Family › Re: Real Women Suck: Man Marries His Nintendo Ds by chamotex(m): 2:18am On Dec 02, 2009
[quote author=!amebo no1 link=topic=358776.msg5014582#msg5014582 date=1259467991]That's right baby, we suck the thingy until it becomes to impatient with the mouth and wants sthg else cool cool[/quote]I trust you. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only. In Wenger We Trust! by chamotex(m): 1:57am On Dec 02, 2009
[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=324131.msg5032387#msg5032387 date=1259714953]Is that Debosky?
Look at his akpu 6-pac!!!! grin grin grin grin grin
His navel looks like a Yaba puff-puff. cheesy[/quote]Yes, that is Debosky.
Apparently he was gunning for Wenger before the stewards nabbed him.
Christianity Etc › Re: Have You Praised Him Today? by chamotex(m): 1:44am On Dec 02, 2009
Thank You Jesus
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only. In Wenger We Trust! by chamotex(m): 1:31am On Dec 02, 2009
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only. In Wenger We Trust! by chamotex(m): 10:30pm On Nov 30, 2009
debosky:
Sharon pray you don't become a pathological liar - now Eduardo was bought for 16m?? What else will you say?

That your hitler moustache was there when you were born? grin grin
grin grin grin How did you know?
Christianity Etc › Re: Have You Praised Him Today? by chamotex(m): 10:28pm On Nov 30, 2009
Thank You My Lord
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Football League 2009/2010 by chamotex(m): 9:59pm On Nov 30, 2009
[quote author=~Borat~ link=topic=302710.msg5025505#msg5025505 date=1259614245]For the love of blood. . .
Chamo wtf?
Are you going to be down there all season? huh tongue[/quote]Listen, it's not where you are, it's where you are going.
I'm just testing the waters.

Bill Gates, Donald Trump, Richard Branson . . .They've all started from the bottom.
Bear with me, by the new year things will change.
Culture › Re: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here. Everybody Is Invited! by chamotex(m): 9:54pm On Nov 30, 2009
Remii:
unh mmm, owo omode to ti je burger yo maa tobi ju ti agbalagba ti ko ri owo fi ho ori lo,   

Egba mi, chamotex ti so mi di metusela abi metubaya tie ni,  grin grin grin
Eyin agbalagbi toju agbalagba lo cheesy
Forum Games › Re: Ma Chat Room by chamotex(m): 9:40pm On Nov 30, 2009
Where's ma chikito at?
Culture › Re: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here. Everybody Is Invited! by chamotex(m): 9:38pm On Nov 30, 2009
Remii:
chamotex, ti owo omode ko ba wo keregbe, se ti agba lo fee woo, lol grin grin. Owo omode ko to pepe, ti agbalaba ko wo kerege ni won maa nwi. Which implies we all depend on each other.
grin grin grin Ti owo omode yen ba tobi gban gba, koni wo grin grin grin

E ma binu, eyin aagba na le so wipe omode o le mo eeko je koma ra lowo. grin grin
Ashiko ni, e fi ori jimi cheesy
Culture › Re: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here. Everybody Is Invited! by chamotex(m): 9:32pm On Nov 30, 2009
tubabie:
Ibi N6 ni mo wa, mo fe jo pa. Emi naa ko ibukun repete lo si ile.
Inu mi dun wipe o ko ibukun lo sile.

Orilee9ice:
@ my neighbour.chamotexi. Mo jeri e jare aburo mi, waa jooo mi, Elenu bi Enugu (not that one though! wink, , swagga poju Men !Nigbati o jo gbogbo ijo tan, melo loo fi sile fun awa taa lori stage jare o, ehin paatapaata lo joko si yen, but inu mi dun pe a minister in song "N" dance de odo re ti o jo gbogbo ijo ese re, se iwo ati Paitence le jo waa ni abi tani,  wink Ibukun yen a moo e lori o Amin

Ewo waa ni gbogbo "ofo" ti on'fo bi Fadeyi oloro lati gba numba iyawo'niyawo ati credit card numba eni'eleni  o   mo ti fee rerin ku, ni ori train laaro yi nigbati mon'kaa, grin grin grin gbogbo awon to joko timi n'wo mi peju oju kan sugbon ori won fonka sibe mi o maa wo odo won o  fila ma woo be ni mo de,  9ice one

Gbogbo eyin ara mi to ku. e ku dede iwoyi o, se ara lee, oju wa a rin kan re ni ose yi o Amin,  wink
Egbon, mo jo ijo ajo takiti, mo komole, mo tun yi s'eyin.
Adura nko? Ati s'oori ire ninu odun tama mu yi . . . mi o le duro ti the next one ni March
Emi ati Patience ko o, emi ati awon famili mi ni a jo lo

E maa ma da ogbeni Fadeyi Abija wara yen lohun jare . . . o fe fi ofo gba number iyawo mi.
L'emi na ba da ogbon si, ti o ba gba number iyawo mi, ki emi na kuku gba credit card number e, ki awa wo eni ti o ma dun ju.
Ti o ba gba iyawo mi, maa lo wa iyawo imi, sugbon ti n ba de Oxford Circus pelu credit card e, mo ma blow e up ni. grin
Awon Bailiffs loma wa gbe ni ile nigbati koba le san gbese ori e cheesy cheesy
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by chamotex(m): 2:38pm On Nov 30, 2009
eldee:
I still don't get the Delta State line.
Is it sumn recent??
Why don't you just set it up?
I'm going Old Trafford tomorrow . . . will be back on Wednesday
So deadline can be weekend.
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by chamotex(m): 2:36pm On Nov 30, 2009
Ibime:
I've told Chamo to forget about going against Streetwise. . . . it would take Chamo 10 years of constant practice to equal this verse. . . .

Shift 9's so fast, they call me making a bracket. . . .hehehehehe

Delta state. . . . change of mind. . . . Gunshots!!!!
Di.ck riding vote already?  cheesy grin
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by chamotex(m): 2:35pm On Nov 30, 2009

TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN
       *gun shot*   *gun shot* cheesy cheesy

SOMEBODY WANTS TO CRY   VOL 1    grin grin



This kid will get stunned fast with a brunt jab, Bleep a gun blast
Ur rhymes are about as tight as ur morbidly obese girl's cunt flaps
Trust it bitch, when I conduct that script, I'll stump u quick
So if u aint got enough guts and the gumption, its best u quit
U're corny n dense cos every punch you present is boring n spent
Your not close to perfect/way off target/ ur lines will never intersect
You cheap slut, u sell yourself so short u are practically hoe'in (owing)
Like a plant, only when I rain(reign) over u, thats when ur actively growing
If STREET thought he was 'WIZE' for facing me/My fist will leave his gums empty
I'd be an amputee and still whoop you and your di.ck riders single-handedly
Christianity Etc › Re: Have You Praised Him Today? by chamotex(m): 3:47am On Nov 30, 2009
Baba Mowa dupe
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Football League 2009/2010 by chamotex(m): 3:40am On Nov 30, 2009
I thought my situation was bad until I saw Team Roc and Manick United with 25 and 19 points respectively. cheesy
Mo sope temi. grin grin

A-40
What the hek were you thinking - Bellamy as captain? cheesy cheesy cheesy
The midget did not even start cheesy

Not to worry, its a bad week for most anyway
Rap Battles › Re: Rap Lines You'll Never Forget by chamotex(m): 3:28am On Nov 30, 2009
I'm just tryna make sure my son's wealthy
Out of shape but I make sure my gun's healthy - Jadakiss
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only. In Wenger We Trust! by chamotex(m): 3:22am On Nov 30, 2009
I'm sure the Gaynners will need 'ROBB' in their Arse-Anal after this.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Football League 2009/2010 by chamotex(m): 2:10am On Nov 29, 2009
[quote author=~Borat~ link=topic=302710.msg5012515#msg5012515 date=1259437465]He he!
This has to be my worst week ever. . .
18pts with only 2 left to play.
Shit happens.
We'd just keep our head and focus on next week[/quote]Same here man . . . I'm not too down-hearted os generally its looking like a bad week for everyone else
The big boys didn't perform today . . . Lets hope 2moro's match is full of goals.

Bleep Adebayor by the way, flipping waste of space angry angry angry
If you cant score at least a brace against teams like Hull City then . . . . lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Culture › Re: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here. Everybody Is Invited! by chamotex(m): 2:04am On Nov 29, 2009
FL Gators:
ara wa.
se chamotex ni ko ti e ki e beyen?
se o fe ki n fi egba si?
omo ye ma go o, ah ahn
Kini omode e mo?
Ko le ye e
Owo omode o le wo inu keregbe
Culture › Re: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here. Everybody Is Invited! by chamotex(m): 2:03am On Nov 29, 2009
The Sly:
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

Eeewo Orisa. . . . . cool
Biri-Biri Lojun Ri. . . . . .Boun-Boun Ni agutan n wo. . .
Yio Bale. . .Yio Bale.  . . .Ni labalaba fin wo igbo lor. . .

Ajibola Ni oruko ti a n pe Ebo.
Ojigirigiri ni oruko ti a n pe awon Iya mi oshoronga.

Oya!. . .Fun mi ni number Iyawo e . . . Mo Pa Lase ni!!!! angry cool
Iro nla! Mo tu ito e danu

Omi ni pa oro ina
Ojo kata kata ni pa oro ogbele
A ki fi omo ore bo ore.
Agbejule lomode ngbe igi elera.
Awomoju ni agbado inu igo je fun adire
Oya funmi ni credit card number e  cheesy cheesy
Forum Games › Re: Start With The Last Word(yoruba Version) by chamotex(m): 1:50am On Nov 29, 2009
lokan mi, mo n ro ere ori itage
Culture › Re: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here. Everybody Is Invited! by chamotex(m): 1:47am On Nov 29, 2009
The Sly:
Oro ti okete ba ba ile so. . . .Ni Ile ngbo. . . . .
Mo pa laase wipe ko funmi ni number Iyawo e nisin!!! cool
eyi tobawi fun ogbo logbo ngbo
eyi ta bawi fun ogba logba ngba
kose kose ni lakose
oya ma kuru ma ga cheesy cheesy grin
Culture › Re: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here. Everybody Is Invited! by chamotex(m): 1:38am On Nov 29, 2009
FL Gators:
ee se mi luwa n ba wi.


*excuse my rough ekiti*
your ekiti is poor, go brush up on ur skills

The Sly:
Iwo ati tani. . . .
Ti eyin ba fi ori so apata. . . . .O ma tuka ni! cool
Awon agba na lo sowipe, "Oro shunukun, oju shunukun laafi n wo" cool

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