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If dat I am married which I ought to, cos dis year I will b celebrating my seventeen years as a bachelor I will nt b seeking for pkekus frm all nooks n cranny, God help me.

As things stands nw, I am no more interested in d kpekus anymore b4 I get infected with illiteracy. I will just try n buy her d memory card n put her on my list of 'is coming'(make myself unavailable), moreover she has d common attitude of most gurls which is buy me dis, buy my dat, am I ur daddy?

Tru out today friday I did nt border to call her, when she did nt get my call tru out today, dis was d message she sent to me

So I gave dis particular gurl a lift into d estate where I reside cos it was late n no available cab to take her into d estate. On our way into d estate, we got chatting n I got to know dat she was just coming from Lagos to visit some1 she refers to as mummy, d issue is dat her english is so terrible dat, if dat I ve not reside in lagos b4 and understand's yoruba language, I won't be able to understand whatever she was saying, among all d arrow she threw at me, d one I won't 4get in a hurry is when I asked her when is she going baq to lagos? Her reply was happy new year, what she meant was end of d year, I was just able to hold myself frm lol.

When I got to d flat she was going, we exchanged contact, n I was like see kpekus for me. After 2days she came to my house, in d course of our discussion, she asked me if my mum will allow me marry her, I told her my mum will not ve any problem in me marrying whoever I love, in my mind I was like who want to marry u n who is talking abt marriage here?

B4 she left dat day she requested I send some of my personal pix to her fone, within me I was like what does dis gurl want to do with my pix, but on a second though , I was like if someone's pix can be used to harm one, then my enemies would ve long killed me with me pix on watsapp n facebook, I just sent two nice personal pix to her fone so she can use them to masturbate when she feels like.

When she got home dat day, she called me dat, she can't find d pix I sent to her fone, dat she thinks her memory card is bad n dat I should buy memory card for her, I told her no p, dat I will get her one.

2days ago she came by, n I was trying to press bobby n other stuff, she said I should be patient dat she is expecting her period by d end of dis month, dat after her period, I can fire frm all cylinder as I want. I am suspecting dat she wants to b sure dat all d match she played in lag b4 coming ended in goal less b4 resuming another tournament here. B4 she left, she requested for d memory card, I told her I will get it for her b4 d end of day n will bring it to her flat.

This was d message I got from her later in d nyt

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[quote author=JideSM post=46470462]Yes I did get your phone number.

I could confirm that the notification about the period of validity was an error. The plan is a 14-day plan.

Even other bigger plans that would have lasted for 60days got 30days validity notification but the right validity period is gotten after balance checks.

I will refund your line with a token. Please bear with me.

Got ur token as promised, inasmuch as I appreciate d token, I would have love that u inform ur customers appropriately on products n services so that they can make informed decisions b4 purchase and not after purchase, some1 else will still fall for this 30days validity nt knowing it is only 14days. Then the question, hw many customers are u willing to give token b4 d correction is made.

Thks anyway for the token

[quote author=JideSM post=46436334]Y'ello Champion69,

I am sorry about this error. I would have loved to confirm the plan expiration date for you. Please provide the affected phone number via PM. Also note that I run a thread here where complaints of this kind can be made. The thread is https://www.nairaland.com/1379574/mtn-customer-care-thread/161. I await the phone number. Thank you.


Jide hope u got d fone number, awaiting ur response

mjames:
MTN bundle of thieves

Well call me let talk about Arsenal and Wenger going to market!!!!

Which market r u referring to, is it jankara market or which?

Morning folks,
I dialed *142*21# on my MTN line and the respond I got was with #1000 I will get #3875 worth of airtime and 320.50mb valid for 30days, I concluded that it was a fair deal at least I will be able to exhaust it within the validity period, just for me to subscribe to it this morning and I was only given 14days validity. Called their customer care line and it was confirmed that it is only valid for 14days. What type of deception is this MTN? Who will I call with almost #4000 for 14days. MTN why not be straight forward with your customers ?

Ymodulus:
hehe! our expenses so far including transport and hotel bills and gifting to fulanis and local farmers is N306.780 as at today.

This is no issue as our profit will cater for it.

Hi Ymodulus, willing to do biz with u, will u sell a J5 load of tomatoes to me at Ikom, if yes, for how much. Thks

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