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ochejoseph:
Hmmmmmm


All I see is Confusion two people speaking for one man!

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Expected Media / publicity and Public affairs or better still New Media

Any congratulations to the pair!!!

. So na kunu Reuben Abati and Doyin okukpe dey serve GEJ?

This is what we ask of this men of God, now most of them don turn to god of men. If my church pastor try this make I roll enter anointing oil bottle.

Na wa o, we really have silly people ruling this country, see Patience weh dey do 30 surgeries per year still dey embezzle properties. It just shows that this people are still suffering from mental slavery.

zeezahbee:
Go see a doctor to run a test. It might not even be malaria. You could take pain relieve for the main time u see your doc

. Owk, thanks.

Hi @Zeezahbee, I have malaria and among the prescribed drugs was Laridox, I noticed That since I used it this morning, till now I'm still having headache and body pain, I'm thinking its the side effect but what can I do, cos I just stopped using all the remaining drugs in other not to compound my situation. Pls I would be waiting for ur reply.

But why is it so easy to Hack twitter accounts like this!? Mtcheeew.

Is she in olosho academy? Abi why she come dey pose like that. She fine sha.

Chukwugekwu:
Illiterate buharı we don't need your post. .......















ewu buharı we don't need your post

. I pray God gives you common sense, ask your self if you can reject the position if offered to you, I know you won't still tell ur self the truth, but you are not wiser than Mr Onu.

@Koastar, you should have warned us of viewers discretion. I nearly fainted seeing some of those pix, I get Malaria abeg.

Na those ATM defenders make vex Messi score this kyn goal. This is just a taste of what the real final would look like.

Lalasticlala, how far na, atleast make we laf small for FP to digress a bit from politics.

Here’s a compilation of some of the funniest reasons given by couples who went to divorce court for dissolutin of marriage.

 

ADELANI MAKINDE, a 32 year old businessman filed for divorce just hours after his expensive wedding. ADELANI discovered that his bride, KEMI had been wearing what is known as a butt pad to augment the size of her rear.

ADELANI told an Ikeja high court that his wife’s yansh is as flat as an ironing board. “I discovered that on our wedding night. I prefer a woman whose rear is big.”

 

OLUWAKELE OGUNDELE divorced her husband because he often defecated in their cooking pots after getting drunk. She told Agege Customary Court (Lagos) that her husband, OLUWAFEMI gets drunk every weekend. According to her, she can no longer cope again with the 10 year marriage.

 

55 year old EMMANUEL ASALA told Ikare Akoko Customary Court (Ondo) to dissolve his marriage to BUSAYO because she did not bring kitchen utensils from her father’s house. “How will a woman get married without a grinding stone, tablespoons, mortar, pestle, deep freezer and even serving plates?

“She did not bring any of these to my house. I don’t think I can continue with the marriage.” These were the words Emmanuel uttered in court. He even prayed the court should order Busayo to return all the things he listed because he bought them with his money.

 



ADETIRE ADEBOLA, a 40 year old carpenter told an Ikeja high court (Lagos) to dissolve his marriage of five years because his in-law often intervened when he is beating his wife.

“She is a stubborn woman. They don’t want me to teach her a lesson. I don’t like it when her people stop me from beating her. It is either they take their daughter or allow me put sense into her head”, was what ADEBOLA told the court during the proceeding.

 

SOJI IBRAHIM, a 35 year old trader ended his marriage of two months to RASHIDAT because she has small boobs.” It was her boobs that attracted her to me. I met her when she came to buy pepper from me. I couldn’t take my eyes off her big boobs.”

Ibrahim was shocked to discover his wife had been using artificial boobs after getting married to her. “Her boobs are small as Agbalumo (cherry)”, he said. “I detest those small size boobs. It is better to end the marriage.”

 

EJEMBI TONY and RACHAEL ended their five year marriage because of shoe odour. RACHAEL filed for divorce at an Igando Grade II court (Lagos) because her husband’s shoes smell a lot. After enduring and seeking solution to the problem, Rachael opted out of the union that produced three kids.

 

ADERIBIGBE ALLEN and SANDRA‘s marriage of one year hit the rocks after Allen filed for divorce in Oluyole Customary Court (Oyo) because he was tired of sharing house chores. “We agreed on how to do the house chores but I am tired of washing unending plates piled up in the kitchen.

“I regret marrying her and agreeing to share house chores. She is just too lazy.

 



EMMANUEL OBAFEMI and BIDEMI did not come to terms and their marriage eventually hit the rocks. According to Emmanuel, his wife is fond of flatulence at any point in time, and it smells horribly. He told an Igando customary court to dissolve their marriage because he can no longer cope with the habit.

 

MERIT ADAMS, a 29 year old entrepreneur decided to end her marriage after stumbling on her husband, Alex’s facebook page. According to her, Alex wrote that he is single on his facebook page. So, she wants to grant him his wish.

 

TOYIN ADISA, a 32 year old man was divorced on the grounds that he wouldn’t watch football match again. His wife, ADIJAT said she has been given black eye twice because her husband’s team lost in a football match.

She prayed the Agege (Lagos) court to dissolve the marriage because of this habit.

 

ADEBISI JADESIMI divorced her husband of two years because he is fond of wearing female undergarment, especially pants. “It is unbelievable that we share pants. He wouldn’t wear boxers even if you threaten to kill him, he prefers female pants.

“How would a man be wearing woman’s pants”, she narrated her ordeal to Alakuko Customary Court (Lagos).

 

http://www.sugardaily.ng/hilarious-compilation-of-the-funniest-weirdest-reasons-nigerian-couples-divorce/

Madrid guys go start their bad belle now. But na Argentina go win.

shikshark:
where nihi the trecker ....i hear say im still dey wait for jona

. Make he dey wait na, na there he go small.

What's it with managers sef. Some managers can not really manage, so you have to start watching ur manager. There should be a clause in managers contracts that would allow the manager to use his mouth to declare what the artist should do to him if he embezzles money.

Owk, it means power banks are still safe so far I do not place it on my d**k while charging. Who does that for God sake, well, its part Of the 1000 ways to die.

Guy, e go better make u go serious inside studio na, we still dey wait for the alBOMB. Wetin consign you with mama nkechi die inside egusi farm gossip?

Na God go punish any body weh say make the most beautiful first daughter in Africa cover her market, if she cover everything how Prince of Saudi Wan see her? Cos it would take a lot of swag for Northern governor to strike this deal, cos the girl is exposed, she might even surprise us.

This is just the beginning, just like the way trekking started, in their quest to Outshine each other, some would go as far as tatooing his name on their ni***pples then show us on twitter.

okeke00:
the greatet of it all is that you see a lot of them forming cultist and fighting their fellow Nigerians there, smoking weed every corners of the city

. This is another reason why the police would make Nigerians their primary target.

okeke00:
if you are been arrested by police just because you don't have a residential permit, and unfortunately you appears in law court and no interpreter is there to help you, my dear you are going to spend up to seven months in prison if you are lucky

. This is serious and scary, you guys should just move to Gambia then atleast they speak English.

Had it been they speak english in senegal, we would have known where to start begging from, prostrating on twitter won't help much.

This news is heart breaking, he must be going through a lot to be so desperate to die, the senegalese gov't should just help return him to us, they should not jail him abeg. @Op, ur Write up is not bad after all, we(I) understood what you wrote.

Badosqi:
I just went to bet365 to check the favorites for this tournament. Can't believe this people underate us so much to give us whooping odd of 15. Nigeria to win brazil sef is 3.5.
1 Argentina U20 4.5
2 Germany U20 4.5
3 Brazil U20 7.0
4 Colombia U20 10.0
5 Portugal U20 13.0
6 Nigeria U20 15.0
7 USA U20 21.0
8 Mexico U20 21.0
9 Uruguay U20 21.0
10 Ghana U20 26.0
Abeg which Nigerian site is offering this type of market, this can be a money making opportunity. A big win win(Nigeria champ. and I smile to the bank too) situation.

. All this one na story, I just know say I go carry 9ja straight win against Brazil, I know we would get nothing less than 3.00points for that game.

sylve11:
Sure, it may actually be our time; but u know we field older guys there, hence conquering all em' could be inevitable.

. Na today we dey field older players still crash out for group stage?

Keneking:
Ok

The first soccer under President Buhari would see victory for Nigeria. If they fail, disband the team straight and charge the coach and others to court

. You no know say because of this ur comment, some people don dey pray make We no pass group stage. God pass all of them sha.

Everywhere for NL just boring today, so I follow @philfearon come check out this madrid fans page, I just dey enjoy as guys dey murder CR7 here with his brain washed fans trying to keep up at the same time listening to some coldplay, the script mixed with some 9ja rock from Clay and one last autograph mehn its fun. Anyway, lemme Continue flipping through, now on 4th page, starting from the last.

Buhari sef don buy him own new mouka foam, when GEJ set the nails finish he go Carry am go Otueke go sleep ontop the bed of nails all by himself.