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I've been wanting to write about this incident since thursday, but I'm just being lazy.
This about 30mins scene happened at Okoko bus stop in Lagos.

I was on my way to( AOCOED) college of Education in Agbara, so I entered this bus in Doyin, I sat at the second roll. Then a man came, he should be in his mid 40's, let's call him Mr A. Mr A wanted to sit at the front beside the driver, but the driver told him he would be picking up a staff at a particular junction ( A staff in this case could be an army or a police, carrying this people would enable them wave some fees along the way) he told Mr A he could sit there till they get to the junction anyway, Mr A said his second idea sounds silly. So he sat at the first roll.

We got to the junction where the driver was to pick the staff, but the staff was not there, the sit is now up for grabs, someone else got it and we continued our journey.
When we got to Okoko, there was holdup, the Yoruba guy sitting beside the driver saw one hausa man he knew so he him "Chairman!"
Chairman-"eh! My friend, how u dey na?"
Yoruba guy- I dey o. Sai baba, Sai Buhari!
Chairman- sai Baba! Sai Tinubu, Buhari President, Tinubu V.p.
*I was like are you serious!* then he continued
"That Jonathan, I go cut hin head"
Then the conductor replied-"You go cut hin head, you be boko haram?"

Chairman just started walking towards the bus, then he locked the conductor's by his shirt.
Chairman-"Na me you dey call boko haram!?"
Conductor-"sebi na you say u go cut Jonathan head?"
Chairman-"Na me you dey call Boko haram!?"
Yoruba guy-"Chairman, na play he dey play with you"
I though he was even playing, fast forward, he dragged the conductor down from the bus, then he handed him over to a police man whom they call Chucks at the park, he(chairman) started explaining what happened to every park member, everybody started begging him, the Yoruba guy was also busy begging,but there was one hausa guy also in the bus who was busy arguing that the Hausa man said he would cut Jonathan's head, so he has no right to be angry been called a boko haram, people have gathered around them, I was just sitting in the bus at alert, incase they want to burn the bus, make I know as I go escape, I thought of snapping them, then I just thought of what would happen if they see me snapping, I'm not ready to cry for my phone.
Mr A had to go down to settle the matter, he spoke to the hausa man to let the matter go.

The hausa man agreed to let the conductor go, so the Yourba guy told the Police man to release the conductor for us, the police man said the conductor should pay 2k
Yoruba guy-"what!? For what? You well at all?"
Hausa guy-"Walahi you dey crase!"
Police-"Na that insult no go make me release this conductor"
Mr A- "You have no right to keep us waiting here, let this man go"
Police-" he no fit go just like that"
Then Mr A brought out his ID card, he's also a police man, I just dey hear "shon! Shon Sir!"
The conductor was released, everybody inside the bus except me had Mr A to thank, they might even think I'm deaf cos I did'nt utter a word although the journey.
The driver later asked Mr A where he's stationed, Mr A said he was posted to Ondo state sIx months ago.
Driver-" why you no come sidon for front that time?"
Mr A- "Sebi na staff you wan carry and God give you staff weh go greet Hausa man"
Mr A later adviced the conductor to watch before he speak, that Northerners can turn minor issue into a riot, and that they hate being labelled Boko haram.

Now the main actors:
2Hausa
3 Igbo(driver, conductor and the police, chucks)
1 Yoruba
1 South South(Mr A, by his command of his pidgin english)

What lessons can we learn from this 30mins scene as a Nigerian?

cc Seun lalasticlala Obinoscopy.
Fp pls.

Now this is someone that has respect for herself. Unlike some celebrities that now lick a$$ selling their future instead of standing up and saying the truth. Going by her tweet, I think she's referring to the Peoples Domestic Party.

Ani, na the mama weh u dey follow share 2faCe JT Be that, in other words she's like ur unofficial assistant.

When we are all clamouring for a younger leader, we gOt one quit alright but now we can't wait to go back to an older leader cos we got a clueless young chap.

He no even happy say la-losers dey use la-loser picture, cos any body using GEJ's picture is bound to lose.

One word. Mumu, GEJ weh still dey cry.

This initiative is dead on arrival. To achieve this, just start by turning all colleges of education to cocoa farm, then push all the teachers with NCE out of job. Even Oshiomole had to recall teachers that can't spell their names in Edo when election don dey near.

Ok, or better still upgrade all college of education to start awarding B.ed abi wetin them dey call am.

mumumugu:
were they dependent under obasanjo?

Even if they were, it was not this obvious.

lorddannie:
Yes- The way he has effectively improved the agricultural sector

Yes- improved fertiliser distribution system

Yes- AGRIFEST

Yes the way the GEJ has rehabilitated and constructed road network across the country

Yes - privatisation of power sector

Yes - empowering the youth through YOUWIN

Yes - Freedom of speech and of the press

Yes - FOI

Yes - GDP

Yes - massive improvement in rail network and trains availability

Yes - fight against terrorism and empowering the military. In 6 weeks your boko brother will be decimated

Yes - credibility to the electoral process.

Yes - sending a large number of unscrupulous, greedy and corrupt politicians to APC

Yes - establishment of new universities

Yes - construction of power dams and NIPP projects

Yes- encouraging the manufacturing of cars in Nigeria

Yes - achieving a high economic growth rate

Yes- empowering the women

Yes - empowering the Navy and fight bunkering

Yes - playing politics without rancor, desperation, bloodshed or casting aspertion

Yes - GEJ is still working

Yes Yes Yes Yes. Yes Yes Yes Yes

Yes Yes Yes Yes. Yes Yes Yes Yes

Bros' walahi, you are really working hard for ur money, unlike ur brother temtemi1 weh no even wear helmet before putting head under curse. Wetin I no come knw be whether you know say na lie U dey lie abi u sef no knw say na lie them dey lie for you.

temitemi1:
A big AMEN!! What about that GEJ till 2019!!!

So na because of the N3,500 weh you dey receive monthly u come take use ur head take this kyn heavy curse? Remember ur salary would stop after the election o.

Airforce1:
I just dey smile as I dey look that house

Runs back to studio

Na things like this dey make you remember studio, if you because of this guys dey run enter studio, Walahi, na inside studio you go small Ooº°˚˚°ºoo.

I no knw maybe them swear for GEj to always be involving himself with criminals. If you want to be a friend of GEJ you should start by stealing and also be very clueless.

We should ask GEJ, they are now independently dependent electoral commission. IDNEC.
Cos their dependency is now being control from the government power proxy authority through the military.

I just hate hearing 'endorsement' in politics, so na king go tell me who to vote for!?
I would also advice you vote APC, but I'm sure they are still planning to vote GEJ cos if we are to follow what the man said, they are just following the odds.

Them no dey carry placards to increase this kyn money. You go just see am for news. Hediots

Mumu, you go stay house do that kyn thing before? Na that day gangan person go go church, even try do testimony sef, so pastor go fit testify that he was in church during the time of the incident.

Its now obvious that PDP and GEJ are the major problem facing Nigeria, not BOko Haram, they've been busy, doing everything to sabotage this forthcoming election. GEJ sef deserves to be disqualified for the role he has played so far in disrupting the peace of the nation.

Mehn! This one na own goal eh.

I thought an eye witness said the police really tried. This politicians sef.

No worry, Asari. Dokubo will hire you. Btu he won't fire you with mouth whEn he wan fire you Ooº°˚˚°ºoo, na with gun.

And to all the Igbos crying foul here, 60% of the cards lying idle in Inec's office belongs to the Igbos. Before you ask how I knw, I'm an adhoc staff, I even tried to check some people by their house address only to find out some people even registered with wrong addresses, cos the people you meet at the said address would say they've never seen the face before, or 'I know this girl, she always pass this palce every morning' I just had to give up. Pls go to the nearest Inec office to you, ur cards are still there, Jega would not come and give it to you on NL.

GEJ is in ginger pepper soup, most of the northern states have over 90% collection rate. You know what that means.

AwesomelyMade:
I repeat, if not for the moles in the military and government, boko haram would have been a rested case. After discovering this, I refused blaming America for not being of immense help to Nigeria.

Irrespective of that, boko haram all those backing them, both secretly and openly will be wiped out from the face of the earth.

Its a known fact na Bros, when American soldiers enter 9ja, them call CNN, BBC, ABC, A-Z, but when them enter see say Boko Haram na padi padi Nigerian enterprise, them no even call NTA before them vamoose. When this people ready, Boko Haram would fold up.

Abeg make una no vex Ooº°˚˚°ºoo, people no dey finish for this Maiduguri ni? Me think say with all this bombing them go don finish. Abi them dey wake after 3days!?

GEJ sef go tear hin own by 29th of march.

Waiting for that mumukayode and doyin okupe to come and blackmail the magazine. Everybody look GEJ cry only GEJ and the people looting him dry see each other and laugh.

Hediots, when Baba don take hypo wash una finish.

I was in church on Sunday, and it was some minutes to 12pm which means we should be getting ready to go home.
This pastor was suppose to make announcement, then he said "let's take this two prayer points"
We ended up taking about 10 prayer points.
Considering the way pastors preach against lying and again standing on the altar while going from 2prayer points to 10, and he's not the only pastor that does this, could this be counted as sin or not.
Please pastors in the house should help me with this.