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Idowuogbo: Its official! ur diagnosis... brain malfunction.dem obviously feed dis wiv expired breastttt milk wen d thing vomit comot for hin mama anuz or hin brain waka wiv placenta. ode!

Tashamania: caseless Who is the “brief girl” in your siggy?

acidosis™:
Howz ur woman, vannenni?

caseless: if she near me, na to pulverise her outrightly.

caseless: i dey my lane ooo....and if u enter am, i go crush u as usual. Idowuogbobitter(toad)...no disturb me oooo.

Model nor knw say i nor like u, na why him de associate u with me b dat.....dey very careful!

Idowuogbo: Goat dey get scale? Bastardinho! Na stone full ur brain! Animal!

caseless: idowuogbo? Ah-ahn....me and that one no de see eye to eye nau....whre i wan keep her?.

Sms....

Idowuogbo: Na to tear cloth remain for u o! Oponu!

caseless: i don tell u....i no wan make nl catch fire becos u and.....

Idowuogbo: Provoke! U dey madt?

Idowuogbo: Wetin dis one dey talk? Slug dey lay egg for ya brain? Na bournvita ur spermmmmm dey produce? Tani Egun tan le werey

sexkillz: .

caseless: nor fear, na for viewing center i see u....

caseless: vanneni?


Stay off plsssss

Idowuogbo: Ur fada!

LocalChamp: Maku

Arobam: Bentv Channel
An exclusive interview with Nigeria’s Minister of Information Hon. Labaran Maku took place today with BEN Television, (Europe’s first Ethnic Satellite channel).
The Minister was reacting to erroneous claims that he was present at the take-off of the ill-fated helicopter from Bayelsa State that crashed killing 6 people including the Kaduna State Governor, Patrick Yakowa and the former National Security Adviser General Andrew Azazi.
We asked the Minister to give us a detailed account of the events. According to the Minister, after the burial of Oronto Douglas father’s, the Minister along with Kanu and Ogbonnayo Nwankwo, Timi Alaibe, Ben Bruce’ Jnr brother, Sani Umar, the Special Adviser on Media to Vice President and the late NSA, were invited back to Douglas’ house for a meal. The Governor, NSA, the Minister and Sani Umar discussed getting a helicopter together at 3pm but Umar later declined. The Minister decided to stay in the compound whilst all the others decided to go into the house. Whilst waiting outside, an earlier helicopter arrived to pick up guests at 2pm. The Minister decided to take the earlier ride with another group including Kanu Nwankwo and Timi Alaibe.
The Minister had already arrived in Port Harcourt when he heard news of the crash. Indeed, without the arrival of the 2PM chopper, he also would have been on the ill-fated helicopter. In essence he was not in Bayelsa State when it happened.
The Minister expressed surprise that few media houses were deciding to focus on him when many families were mourning the loss of loved ones and further added “the media should be an instrument to carry news fairly, accurately and without biased.” He prayed that Nigeria as a nation will witness more progress, developments and have respect for each other in 2013 and onward.

caseless: Channel, i see u!

Did u see my reply?

For were?

Idowuogbo: Always hyper? Wetin dis wan dey talk? U chop todayigotalknonsense?

Vanneni: Thanks...though I still do not understand how you mean

musiwa10: you make laugh.. in nigeria, if someone invite you to come and eat.. how many people will eat..? most people may not want to eat because they dont want to be poison.. they kill people in nigeria..

emiye: To be seen as a special one

ignis: Na woman go kill you.

Tolexander: Even u and i were lucky cos if we were in the chopper, we would perish. But we were not there.

Vanneni: I don't understand what you're saying..

Tolexander: he didnt lie naw cos that is the truth! He was just lucky not being in the chopper.
Even u and i were lucky cos if we were in the chopper, we would perish. But we were not there.

The Information Minister had claimed in an Aso Rock press briefing that he was invited to join General Azazi and Governor Yakowa but that he "hesitated" and stayed back.

The sources insisted that Mr. Maku was already in Port Harcourt when passengers in a helicopter rented by ThisDay publisher, Nduka Obaigbena, spotted the burning chopper. The passengers in Mr. Obaighena’s helicopter brought the tragic news to Mr. Maku.

jhydebaba: Merry Xmas channel but you don't have to think that there is no network in all villages simply becuz there is none in ur village.

dmcdad: ^^^ Guy you bad oooo. Well na true sha...

CFCfan: Yes, you can.