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Vanneni: what strong with you Can't you quietly sit in one place

Vanneni: Lol . Ok I want to go and answer someone on one thread first, when I return we would if you're still here.

Emusan: www.google.com/search engine/
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Emusan
The most nairaland 2012 commited member.

Emusan
Only member that doesn't eat because of nairaland

Emusan
That recieved ban for a month on nairaland just for trolling.

@op click any one you like

prosper86: I went throuh my boyfrnds facebook messages as usual and read a chat between him and another lady,inviting her to his house for the night and denying that he is not in any relationship and I am not his girlfriend,I have been faithful and loving and we were also planning for our introduction in februaury
I have decided to break up with him and meet a good man,that will be faithful appreciative and values me

Raw.:
You need help with English?

Onyii.p:
ehmm, i no be new member but i say mak i join one group since pastor say i must dey one group before hin recognise me as bonafide member

Abeg who i go give my tithe

opeoluwa2: *ope pulls down 190's tenth throws it into Fashola's truck,erect a mansion in 1sec,brings in the properties including a water bed.And sleeps on the thread*






Goodmorning every one,hope ur nite was gud.

Vanneni: Yes I've recalled where I saw you.

Vanneni: Thank you I saw what he/she said. I think I've seen you before... I'm trying to recall where I did..

obalola7: If you start thinking of offering box now, all your first convert will run.
Since you dont know anything about the bible yet, it will be hard to retain new convert, because they will eventually know you are not a good pastor and you dont know the word.
So what you might want to do, is to be assistant pastor, so you can gradually learn from the pastor. In terms of offering, you can design a website for credit card donation, but dont expect anybody to donate especially if their is no miracle in their lives. Also since its online, it will be difficult to persuade anybody to send you tithes and donation, until you have grown in size and you have been able to captivate your members with words that make them shy to pay you. In a real setting, many people pay tithes and offering as a result of shyness, competition, someone is looking at me, i dont want to be the only one that wouldnt drop something. But online, people make decision and are in control of their money and could easily ignore you.

So you might want to use your money first to do everything and even donation to the needy, look for a physical place to rent and look for God fearing people, but if money grabbing is your main goal, your church may not grow, cos some of the pastors that you will work with will know and then will be looking for ways to perfect sharing formula..

Tashamania: Was that french?

obalola7: Good am happy that you have started examining how challenging it is to be a mega church pastor with lots of money flooding into your account like a pool of water.
Does that mean there is no more Nairaland church come January 2013 or it mean you are not ready to be used as a roasted chicken by those who might deal with you because you are grossly incompetent to do the things of God since you can not withstand the challenges? lol I de laugh

'mide eniafe:
Hi y'all!!! I'm new here :-)

cutiepie25: Hi evry1,am a newbie here.pls welcum me.wish 2 meet wit nice frds here.tanks.

cutiepie25: Hi evry1,am a newbie here.pls welcum me.wish 2 meet wit nice frds here.tanks.

caseless: i did.....i read between the lines.....

190-the-clown:

please can somebody tell this channel 190 to kindly change his username
the thing don dey vex me abeg

caseless: do that as soon as possible. Come oooo.....ur own 190, na ur favourite tv channel number on ur decoder? Let me knw abeg....

Vanneni: you mean you understood what he typed

Tashamania: Who brought you here?

I can hardly understand your posts.
Maybe writing in french would help out a lil' here

opeoluwa2:

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I Comment my reserve