₦airaland Forum

I don't know about the Yorubas, but you need to see how these Abok!s litter everywhere in Abuja, both on the highway!! Those idiats bring out their long dick and piss sometimes even sh!ting on the main road!!!!

Nelkoko:
Wonderful achievment.....under buhar! 9ja terorists make tremendious progress...

E be like say you talk my mind oo...

PLANETMARS:
its a joke man no need for insults

And you think its funny?

IamOpemipo:
I pirry ya bumbum

Broda da lord has been my strength..

PLANETMARS:
Our oga kpatakpa oga seun finally proposed to his heart beat....I blame Biafra for this proposal

Seun, Na you release this mumu from solitary confinement?

maxiuc:
Nurses are always beautiful

Beautiful ukwu's

You can say that Again!!!

Proudly #NursePikin!!
My mom is a nurse, my younger sister is a Nurse...
*Guys you know what that means?*
Injection flows freely in my house!!!!!

*zoooooms into thread to check name*
Now way I don check the name, what next?!
Vamuse!!!

Upon all the wives way dem dey marry!

Konji na...........!!!

Imagine the conversation..
Minister- I order you marketers to start supplying fuel Now!!
Marketers-(*shocks* looks at the ministers mouth) You carry charm for mouth?
Minister-(confused) No..
Marketers- then gerarahere!!!!!!!!

Abegi!!! See the way the contractors are ranting as if they even supplied the food when giving the money!!

EreluY:
DIMEJI BANKOLE SPEAKS QUEEN'S ENGLISH? YOU MUST BE DAFT, SERIOUSLY.

So now, what can I call you? A fool or oversabi?

Dnacode:
Well dunno of that one.

Well, now you know..

kaima1984:
ok

Waiting...

kaima1984:
apology accepted

*wings*

Dnacode:
This is a lie.
He did not receive any kidney from pwajok.
My cousin attended an event where Jang was said to have unclothed himself and shown the audience his belly for them to see any scar from a surgical operation. There was no scar at all.
stop peddling lies abeg.
Pwajok never donated any kidney to Jonah Jang.

Abegi! No dey deceive your self jor!! Okay I agree say he no give Jang him kidney what about him senatorial seat?

Truth be told this scarcity no dey even affect me..
*dodge slap*
Wait nau no rush, I no get car, I No get generator, I trek to work so watin I wan use fuel do?

Suswam Another disappointing young man that rose to prominence!

I just love this lady.... She is on a class of its own!

What a Nation! Suffering and smiling!

You see why I no go ever gree say we get one Nigeria? How. Person go look this mumu OP finish come say we be one!? Tufiakwa!!!!! I proudly remain 5%

Looking at that man when he was speaker withhis "queen's English", I was so happy that truly the youths Will someday lead Nigeria. But he blew everything up when he decided to dip his hands into corruption!
Well happy birthday to him though..
*looks up*
To that guy above me, God is watching you!

I believe in Biafra, but don't think we the igbos are ripe for it.. #Proudly 5%......

No be only!! Untill them catch all their sponsors, I choose not to believe that we are winning the war!!

kaima1984:
dnt need a pic of urs to kw how old u are bc ur awkwardness has said it al

Hahahahahaha, dear you funny. Okay, reply my mail let's chat privately..

kaima1984:
not interested

But I said am sorry...

stupidity:

Nice one OP
But its not too late shar, what happened in 1886 can still happen today. u can go to any village and enter person farm wey you see, trust me u go see village girl for her papa farm. Don't toast her, just go straight to her father and make your intentions known.

Village girls eye don tear ooo!

That's when you don't. Wash your socks for long combine with the socks. You know the socks is always been kept inside the shoes so we tend to forget the socks whenever we're are doing our laundry. As for me, I no dey wear socks so make I stop here.

Cutehector:
lol u knw dat sayin.. Hell hath no fury than a woman scorned ryt?



The writer was talkn abt all women.. Not some

Hahahahhaah.. A lady once went to the police to say I raped her,and she couldn't walk proper because of the size of my d!ck when the over zealous police officers striped me naked, they where shocked by what they saw! Cause my d!ck can't even compete with A stick of cigarette you need to see embarrassment that day!
I don miss romance section ooo.

Cutehector:
Lol am tryna imajin hw lagmostkuit will react should I break her heart "suposin we in a relationship"




1. Pour acid on me


2: burn my clothes


3: send cultists to beat d hell outta me


4: kidnap me and cutt off my dick...

Is she the head of operation for the Talibans?

I've been fucking olosho since time immemorial! So all the above listed no concern me! But make I still ham.
*finished reading*
Hmm, Mehn from number 4 to 7 is unbearable to me and but that number 8 ehn if the babe no sabi "Do", make she better dey go her house! Abi she think say I no get body lotion cream for my room?!