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Smellymouth:
JeffreyJamez right now::

[color=#CD1076]Baba ...send those 3 ladies in for questioning[/color]

[color=#CD1076]Is JeffreyJamez still breathing? ...we need the medic pls, smellymouth[/color]

Monalisa185:
[b]To that special someone, Ola!

looking for your face from the beginning of my time in this land (Nairaland)..
I have been looking for your face, but today I have seen it..
Today I have seen the charm, the cuteness and the unfathomable grace of the face I was looking for.
Ola, today I have found you..

I am bewildered by the magnificence of your handsomeness...
your charming EYES...
LIPS that I can eat for days without asking for any other food...
most importantly, the very first thing that got me attracted to you, your DREADS!
I can walk miles just to feel your DREADS resting on my chest..
And I wish to see you with a hundred eyes..

My heart has burned with passion and has searched forever for this wondrous soul that I now behold...
I am ashamed to call this love
and afraid of God to call it divine

Ola, I want to become your sunshine and also your shadow...
My soul is screaming in ecstasy..
every fibre of my being is in love with you..
Your effulgence has lit a fire in my heart..

My arrow of love has arrived at the target..
Baby, if only you can catch this arrow with your bare hands and make my lips sing Banky W's "YOU DEY DO ME STRONG THING"..
ìrèkéiyó òyìnbó, Just let me be that one person that can scatter your bololo dada every step of the way..



CC: Naijaboiy[/b]

[color=#CD1076]You did wonders up there [/color]

bqlekan:
Oh I'm sorry belle, had to tidy somethings up, *gives her a kiss on the fore head* I miss you

[color=#CD1076]It's ok, quite unusual of you tho....awwww, missed you loads [/color]

[color=#CD1076]KingTom is in a trance already[/color]

[color=#CD1076]bqlekan sweerrie, where you at? [/color]

Monalisa185:
the remaining contestants should better start going home, this lanicky chick has written for everybody..

lanicky, nice one girl

[color=#CD1076]Buhahaha ...even Mona is melting [/color]

[color=#CD1076]Mogbe oo.....I thought my Lil sis was still untouched

lanicky.....bravo.....big sis is proud of you[/color]

JeffreyJamez:
*enters like smoke and manifest to mortal form*

Let the games begin!

[color=#CD1076]*tickles him*...your bodi iz sweeting you abi [/color]

[color=#CD1076]*walks majestically in*
Where's my Honeybear?...come let's cheer JJ up [/color]

bqlekan:
ma'am, no be my fault o.. nah the kind friends wey I been get then. and to say the least, I was stubborn and fearless

[color=#CD1076]And you got served alone [/color]

peeparty:
You wan kee me wit laff.so you wan carry that your small priick go put for big chumtin eh?

[color=#CD1076]Azzin ehn, imagine stirring cooking pot with tea spoon[/color]

bqlekan:
The year was 1999, i just finished my common entrance and was home waiting for our results. there was this teacher i had then, she takes me private lessons at home, a few years older than me. I've always liked her and most times fantasized about being in bed with her.
Ofcourse she likes me too, but only as a student. I told a friend of mine about about my feelings for my tutor. The friend being an apprentice to an Alfa promised to help me, he asked me to give him 40 naira. He promised to give me a ring, with that ring, i can make her do anything i wanted. i was able to get the money from my savings then.

He bought a local lead ring and a white egg, he made a little hole in the egg, we bent the ring and put it in the hole. then we buried it for 7 days in a dump site. (try this at your own peril, just make sure you use it on a soldier ).
Got, my ring after 7 days. for the ring to work, i was to touch her with the it and thereby command her.


She came the next day, she noticed i was wearing a ring, she ordered me to pull it off my finger, which i did and gave it to her. for my mind, i believed the ring should work since she has touched it. Then i started smiling, she looked at me suprisingly and asked why i was smiling.
Instead of giving her and answer, i said, "je ka lo do ra wa" (let us go bleep ourselves). she asked me to repeat what i said, this i did with a more serious look on my face

she replied me with a hot slap on my cheek, followed by serious beating. I could not fight back, i just kept begging. she later came to report me to dad. I got the beating of my life, fainted and woke up again. That act cost me my dreams of attending boarding school. (though i was later recalled to write the exams, which i failed woefully due to lack of preparation.)

Since then, i vowed not to venture into anything fetish. cut ties with my friend and faced my studies


that was it.. no other experience other than that

[color=#CD1076]Chai ...Lekan, at that tender age ....you no even fear small[/color]

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Thanks charijee!

Thanks for the cake too. [/color]

[color=#CD1076]You're welcome dear [/color]

KingRex1:
aaah! So that ws ur plan

Angelberry:
Bad girl

[color=#CD1076]kikikiki ...bad in a good way
Hope service was awesome today? [/color]

Angelberry:
You killed it! I was like..she wanna make this guy CUM on this thread...

[color=#CD1076]*Whispers, maybe he did cum* [/color]

Angelberry:
Read page 3 or 4. her moniker Charijee

[color=#CD1076]Now you make me giggle ...gracias sis[/color]

[color=#CD1076]Happy birthday, naijaboiy
On our birthdays, we stop and ponder how far life has taken us
We make comparison between the past and now
We reposition our lives and minds for greater achievements
Above all, we show gratitude to God for His love and care
Think upon these words, once again, happy bountiful birthday [/color]

bqlekan:
Truth be told, charijee's line was the best

[color=#CD1076]Cupcakes, it's time to hit the bed, come with me away from prying eyes
*hugs and kisses*

Thanks for honouring me
[/color]

bqlekan:
Shooo . Small girl? Abeg no send minor come my room, charijee won't like it

[color=#CD1076]Ehen! ! On my honeymoon? [/color]

bqlekan:
Hehe where is he sef?

[color=#CD1076]He's everywhere[/color]

bqlekan:
and he was clearing his throat every minute as if he got some phlegm stucked there

[color=#CD1076]Hehehehe..... he understands...... tonight is a different night [/color]

ElDeeVee:
Hey you, nice piece up there

Wish it was for me tho

[color=#CD1076]Thanks but it has reached its destination [/color]

bqlekan:
JJ didn't see that. Did he?

[color=#CD1076]Ermm...erm.....JJ's eyes are releasing fire right now, can't bear to look at them[/color]

bqlekan:
No, no sleep... I'm taking you to another level tonight..

[color=#CD1076]Lol funky you[/color]

JeffreyJamez:
*clears throat*

[color=#CD1076]My dear, what's wrong with your throat? [/color]

Monalisa185:
beautiful piece!

[color=#CD1076]Gracias [/color]

Maxi112:
I love ur lines...

congratulation! friend zone him well ok

[color=#CD1076]Lemme just laugh at your comment [/color]

bqlekan:
but you Ehn, you didn't tell me it was going to be like this now .. chai, how can I sleep now?

[color=#CD1076]Hehehe no sleep for us tonight [/color]

Laveda:
Lovely

[color=#CD1076]Tanchu bae [/color]

bqlekan:
I'm speechless, thumbs are numb, shaking vigorously, emotions undefined, powerless.. charijee swept me into the ocean of love. I mean, those lines up there would have prevented WORLD WAR II.

what else can I say?

Belle, we won 't just go to mars like I promised, we shall stick together, forever and in the here after..

take my heart... I'm all yours...

[color=#CD1076]At last we're going to Mars [/color]