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youngest85:
If u can read my mind den predicting game wont b difficult

Hay, abeg ohhh bros.. Nor let that girl run enter my life ohhh.. I use beg God you..

Which kind wahala be this again na

Kylekent59:
THIS IS THE REASON WHY GUNS SHOULD BE LEGALISED. WHEN D DRUNK POLICE MAN SHUT D DRIVER D PASSENGERS WILL SHOOT IMMEDIATELY!!!!.
LEGALISE THAT GUN MR PRESIDENT.

Oga abeg take am easy.. Nor be Grand Theft Auto you dey play..

Though that police need serious orientation. Infact, all of dem need am..

ibibiofirstlady:
If she was your girl, I can bet you won't dare break her heart

She's so lovely and cute...

This type will be using your head to bang the bed as she is also on the verge of breaking ya shaft and when she asks this familiar question: You want me to go harder, cos of fear you're gonna close your eyes and scream yes-----

For where Op

Makeup ti take over joor.

CrazyQuinn:
you are free to think as you like. I'm a lady, take it or leave it

Sis, I duff my hat for you..

But try to tone it down a bit ohhh...

youngest85:
U must be a gud forecaster.....


U deh play bet9ja?

How bet9ja take enta this one na bros?

FaithZion2:
Nawaooooooo Naija where are we heading to?

To the promise land..

Land Of Zion
Flowing with milk and honey...

Okay

Naija peeps run enter him life the way dangote trailers dey run enter people house and cars..

Na joke ohhh

Op, you sure say na anty cossy be that

She dey sick abi wetin?

honeygirl17:
We jam for air as we both dey fly.

No ohhh, I nor dey fly ohhh..

Na express I dey use.. Fast, durable and reliable..

You nor go jam electric pole or mast or even let person barb wire catch you self..

But meeting don close na. Where you come go since

Abi you get another location wa goodies dey?

Where the pics na


Na link we tell you say we wan see op

honeygirl17:
You nor dey sleep?

No ohhh, I dey do main guard work. Na me dey on duty today

Oya, which work you dey do? Or na into flying you dey?

Na question I ask ohh, na make I jeje dey my lane.

ILuvGummyBears:
[color=#2ecc71] I am African American and it's only 8:46 here.Not time for bed.[/color]

Ohh, my bad..

Alright, Good Night to me

And Good Morning to you.

Muvacci:
What will an albino coochie look like seff?



Kingchezzypuff/Iluvgummybears oya come show me

Kai, just see where your ya dirty mind think go this boy

Take am easy ohh, life nor be bobozi ohhhh

larabae13:
hehehe the bae really pushed ya button buh nonetheless, I think shez got a crush on you


Buh why the stories dat touch nah anyways jez keep ya cool nd keep giving the haters what they hate best I.e ignore dem

I forsee you nd the gal on the alter saying your wedding vows nd kissing lyk derez no tomorrow

Ehhh, who say wetin

Iffa hear pheem from ya mouth dia...

You nor dey wish person well ohhh this girl ooo..

How you go foresee that kind thing na Abeg try backsee am..

honeygirl17:
What is this one saying?

She is speaking kuvuki language..

larabae13:
hehehe the bae really pushed ya button buh nonetheless, I think shez got a crush on you


Buh why the stories dat touch nah anyways jez keep ya cool nd keep giving the haters what they hate best I.e ignore dem

I forsee you nd the gal on the alter saying your wedding vows nd kissing lyk derez no tomorrow

Ehhh, who say wetin

Iffa hear pheem from ya mouth dia...

You nor dey wish person well ohhh this girl ooo..

How you go foresee that kind thing na Abeg try backsee am..

CrazyQuinn:
you are probably smoking it wrong when you drag keep inhaling for 10 secs, you will cough die. Lmao The best way to feel the high of your smoke is when you inhale the drag and hold it for 20 sec before you release

Sorry to say this, are you sure you're a lady?

If no, then my guess is right.

But if yes, then you're one crazy lady.. Damn, how did you know you drag the kush and inhale for 10secs for maximum highness?

Maximum respect to you if you're a lady but I think you're not..

youngest85:
See ur legs!

Like pliers abi?

Na you reason am ohhh, I just talk wetin dey your mind.

ILuvGummyBears:
[color=#00cccc]Hey !!! You the guy with the fish dp!!! how you? [/color]

It's 2:42am gummy, time for bed..

Chai, just see person papa dey fool himself anyhow..

Tufiakwa

Chai, na wetin him smoke or drink This one case don pass T.B Joshua or Cele ohhh

Ehh God, why na

Make una help am wear something na.. Ahhh, E don set oooo

just2okworld:
Ehya
Pele alainise
I've got no time to trade chats with you na

I was only joking anty mii ohhh.. If you're offended, I'm truly sorry ma.

It won't repeat itself again next time.

cjeriia:
Abeg edit dis sh***t or next time write in pidgin

Ahh, take it easy na.. I made a mistake. Duly noted but you're sounding as if I'm kinda irritating to you..

Easy bro

Ghost447:
There is absolutely nothing wrong with dating an older/younger person, but you people should stop deceiving yourselves by the infamous saying that age is just a number. For all its worth, again is not just a number.

Bro, I'm not against dating someone older than yourself.. To be honest, I love hanging out with ladies with an age-gap of 1-5..

As for the saying ''Age is just a number'', I was simply just trying to repeat what simi said.. No qualms bro..

just2okworld:
Awwww


So cute

Don't bother quoting me oo

I will quote you

Oya, come and be, come and bite me na

Sha is you that sabi bite pass

ILuvGummyBears:
[color=#00cccc]I don't believe you did .Goodbye.[/color]

You're welcome Ma

ILuvGummyBears:
[color=#9999ff]hmmm. You don't sound like the same man below. What happened?[/color]

*Smiles *

That's who I am.. Besides, I posted that to test the temperamental levels of some Nl ladies..

All the same I would do more than that for my future wife not gf..

ILuvGummyBears:
[color=#2ecc71]Yep. I pick it out and you buy it l [/color]

No problem ma

Thy wish is my command

Wow... What a tale?

Op, nice one..