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Truly age is just a number...

To the dude above me,

wristbangle:
Yes but we know it's a real monkey. Abuja is over hyped jawe. Eko ile!

Bro, just assume this dude leaves the country and zika virus goes bizarre in naija...

Before una come for my head, I'm just assuming ohhh..

ILuvGummyBears:
[color=#00cccc]OK. then he can sit in the seat beside me in my new car you be me also!!!![/color]

You've got good eyes for the finest things in life.

eleko1:
I lie

Ahh, 2 seconds anty I don't believe it.. You haff not see my own na..

ILuvGummyBears:
[color=#9999ff]awwww,it's so sweet.
I hope my future hubby will buy for me[/color]

No ohh, you don't need that..

I'll buy you a Big Gummy Bear as big as that ride...

eleko1:
. make una face front.if she pump it,una go talk.some of those worthless pipu bashing/insulting her,their pens can't tanda for 2 second b4 it collapse. She is beautiful and wonderful made, that's all

Ahh

zexzy:
so why is this on front page, abi na only she get pant and bra?

Ahh Ahh, anty calm down na. Una get quarrel before

Oya, use vex show us your own so that our eyes go see front wella, you know that kind thing na

Waiting for dem ladies to storm this thread with the word-- ''Awww, so cute''

Cute my foot

Mr Cork, carry on. Nothing do you.

Op, you don't want sex to destroy your friendship with her and at the same time you don't wanna lose your friendship with her.. You've got 2 choices bro

1- Stay clear off her and reject all gifts from her to send her a caution.

2- Do the needed and bang the living daylight out of her and keep her coming again and again and again and again till you're satisfied..

I guess you're an adult and you should know when to flee from danger cos this whole saga you're diving into as if her punnani is like Us Open or Australian Open will do you more harm than good my brother..

Again, Flee from her..

I can if I love her dearly, though some family members will frown at it as a typical naija family but all the same I've to make them see reasons why I love her and feel we are meant for each other..

Op, though it isn't easy to convince some naija parents...

Rotfl..

donbenedict:
First to do no dey pain.

Second to do, e eye go red..

stardragon:
Plzzzzzzz help!!
Which name should i name this my goat

Olamide

cinderellashoes:
yea sure why not? as long as he's down for some harmless cuddling


i can not really tell you.

Ehhh, I yaff die of laugh ohhh.

Anty, which one is Harmless Cuddling again? Don't let any boy deceive you that there's something called harmless cuddling because it is always, I repeat, always always harmful..

Except you agree to be in a ''No D#ick Strings Attached'' Relationship

Damn..

That roller coaster ride reminds me of a film I watched early 90's ''Problem Child''. Had to destroy that tape back then because my kid sis and bro were already practising some scenes off it..

Waiting for the ''You see what Buhari caused'' crew..

Dem gonna flood this thread now.

PaulKillerman:
A pre wedding pic of the man putting his prick inside her Toto will be just okay for me...

Kai.. Paul, ya mind is so so kwaupt and dirty.

Ib30:
nawa for u tooo, na mistake I make, u no go mind ur own business, we tin concern u fr wetin I write. mtscheeew

Okay, fine. You make mistake, agreed. But why you come dey point out say the lady marry late.. So if person marry late, na bad thing nor be as long as say the marriage dey peaceful, blissful and loving be the koko

If I say make I ask na, you go break my head.. Oya anty, when we go come your own wedding ceremony

Brayss:
lol

Bro, how was the match, told you Psv will win 3-1 and for that of Ajax, the match was later rigged, but my goons didn't update me on time.. And you thought it was a joke? I don't joke with stuffs like that.. Next week, I'll see what I can do.

Wrsitbangle, the season finale is here

Leicester 5- Arsenal 2

Mukina, where art thou?

Vardy and Mahrez to score first half goals..

Mimisboygreat:
Nothing do u

Prophet, ya boys have done it again ohhh.. .

Small team like Burnley

This is like story of David(Burnley) and Goliath(Liverpool)

Batshuayi and Costa makes it 2-1 for the visitors...

Chelsea fans right now be like . Dem dey craze, dem dey mad

Na we dey here, Na we get am..

wristbangle:


Leicester go flog their yansh tire

As in,
Leicester City--- 5

Arsenal--- 2

Brayss:
guy pass me ur weed

I dey yarn you beta tory, you nor believe abi?

No qualms, oya take the weed

Wristbangle, come and see ohhh.. Capoue aff open chelsea backyard ohhh..

Chai, this weekend is an awesome weekend mehn..

Next on line is Arsenal.... Na 5 dem go collect from leicester..

Lolz..

Brayss:
alryt

Lemme give you one tip for today

Correct scores
Ajax to win 2-1
Psv to win 3-1

Thank me later...


Abeg, sturridge or porridge whatever dey call you, mind yaself this boy..

wristbangle:
No mind her but arsenal defeat dey await n

Na me and her today for Arsenal match.. She go fight me today

2nd half boys, let's get it kicking

#I STAND WITH VOKES AND GRAY#

#TEAM BURNLEY#

Brayss:
i dnt knw dy can Bleep up like this

When booking any match for an english club, to be on the safer side just pick DnB( Draw no bet) or Any team to win either halves and collect your cool cash... Cos English clubs sucks.

Mimisboygreat:
Burnley will collect thrashing in second half. hold ur head up high!
#ynwa

Prophet, I dey here till the game end..

Brayss:
nah x2 i carry nw hope still dy

Hahahahaha.. You for just carry liverpool to win either halves.. But all the same sha, I go pray for the ticket make e enter..