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ladyF:
Charles4075 fine baby

How're you dear. Is there any chance we could get your votes for fynestboi for the finals on Saturday. We need more votes Sir, please...

That's tomorrow right? No probs madam. Duly noted.

Luckylife:
Bubu ! You can see that being a president of Nigeria is not like president of cow association of fulanis herdmen .

Lolz. This guy won't kill me ohhh .

Seun, please ban this guy..

lhawarl1:
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Maybe she escort the dead

My guy, how far? You wicked ohhh .. How person wan take escort dead body?

DoctorTim:
I believe a lot of nairalanders would have looked her instagram up and hollered. Petty niggaz tryn to take advantage. Lol

E.g

easyfem:
Someone is abt to blame buari for that

The Dude above you just did that.

I vote

KingInVahala

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KingInVahala

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doctorkush:
eeeeh..... so the curse reach Brazil too.... I use to know a man like that when I was young probably 7or 8 then, this dude will walk straight to a mosque opposite my mums clinic then and "rape" the metal pole used in standing the extension outside till he cums. then he leaves.... I use to think the world is about to end then... God save me..

Hmmmm, that one case worse ohhh... That kind man fit rape anything wa get hole ohhh.

nabiz:
i notice a big lie. Is it possible to shoot on somebody's tie while driving

Bro, I don't understand what exactly you're saying. Even if the officers had to shoot at something, it shouldn't be at the dude and I also blame the dude for not obeying. All the same he's dead.. Please let's drop the issue. Thank you.

Wetin person go call this kind man now

BY GUY BIRCHALL29th July 2016, 1:25 pm

BIZARRE video shows a man having sex with a car’s exhaust pipe. The extremely odd footage depicts a randy middle-aged man crouching behind a hatchback and merrily pumping his hips away.

The man can be seen apparently having sex with a car
Initially oblivious to being filmed the car lover is caught on camera copulating with the Corsa for about 10 seconds.
It is thought the man could suffer from a strange sexual fetish known as ''Mechanophilia'' which makes him attracted to machines.

The cameraman does not catch the moment the automotive enthusiast began making love to the motor.
The video begins with a stunned amateur videographer wandering up the road and filming the man squatting at the car’s rear end.

He can then be clearly seen thrusting his hips at the level of the motor’s exhaust pipe until he is disturbed during his act of passion.
On noticing his carnal act of car-love is being caught on camera the Hot hatchback-humper hurriedly does up his flies and sheepishly makes his way down the street.
But the camera man remains intrigued by what he has seen and asks the man in Portuguese: “Is it good?

He then adds, “you’re a car f****r, ” and inquires as to whether he had completed the act.
But the man seems disinclined to answer the questions and continues his “walk of shame” down the street in Brazil.
This isn’t the first time the man has been caught mating with a motor as he was filmed getting intimate with another car in May last year.

Source: https:///g8JAHBlAVX

They should have shot his car tyres na... And the dude should have obeyed.. That's why ''Obedience Is Better Than Sacrifice''.. R.I.P to the dude and I feel so sad for his wife.. How's she gonna take this now?

folahann:
You wan block their source of livelihood, begging.

Bro it hurts me a lot seriously.. There's a muslim family living next to my house here in benin, we've been close now for like 2 years and the mom has 4 kids of which 2 are deformed (a girl and boy). Bro, you need to see this girl, she's so damn pretty. Lemme just say all her kids are gorgeous. Because of our familiarity and due to the fact I allow my daughter to play with her and siblings too, I asked the mum what was the cause of her predicament one fateful day, and she opened up and told me that she gave birth to the 2 kids at home and at that time, there was no money, and hence she couldn't visit a clinic. I was so shocked and I doubted if ladies were still able to deliver babies at home.

She is the bread-winner of the family now after she got a job as a cleaner in a clinic nearby and one act I love her for was enrolling the able-bodied siblings in a government school and paid for a private tutor for the disabled ones.. It brings tears to my eyes seeing those innocent children in such pains especially the girl cos she's same age as my daughter.

That's why I'm saying that there should be proper health-care for the poor over there in the North and the govt should make it a must.. Bro, you need to see this girl I'm talking about.

One thing I can say is ''Silence Is Golden''.. We all should stop throwing curses at each other.. If they choose to remain silent, it might be for a better reason.

But sincerely, I wish we had radical prophets like ''MOSES and ELIJAH'' now.. Still, let's control our anger..

Congrats to the mum, dad and the family.. But one major ish I have with some of the poor peeps in the north is their unwillingness to visit a clinic for their children's immunisation vaccines. Just take a look at this baby and the environment and you'll find out all necessary protocols are being observed..

Why can't they make it a law in the northern part of the country to make immunisation programme a must so as to reduce the rate of deformities over there..

IamLEGEND1:
Do you love this shít?

Are you high right now?

Do you ever get nervous?

are you single?

I heard you fucked_a girl,is it true?

You gettin' money?

You think them niggaz you with is with you?...

Hell Yeah, Hell Yeah, Hell Yeah, Fucking Right, Fucking Right.

Chai, una nor go kill me with laugh.. Wife dey pregnant with baby, husband dey pregnant with Legend, Oshomo, Baby Oku, Goat pepper-soup and Fish Pepper-soup.

SlimBrawnie:
My mum duped me severally of this "Let me hold it for u" scam and the day I ever ask of it is the day I'd be reminded of the food I've been eating, the clothes I've been wearing and my school fees.

Shey na me say make una born me?

I can relate to that. The one that annoys me most is when she behaves like this----

Just like that, and they're gone.

Endorsement deal indeed..

HDee:
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Says who? [/color]

Says the Gods of her land.. ... You go fear virgin law my brother..

The guy said it bluntly but still it was the truth and the lady was also right. He should keep his opinions to himself and besides it's her personal life. But I wonder why some ladies make this comment ''That Marriage Isn't Meant For Everybody''..

Now, if our mothers decided not to marry but remain a ''Diva'', I think majority of us won't be here today. Yes, there are ups and downs in marriages, and I'm talking from experience but believe me, it takes Prayers, Patience, Persistence and Perseverance and lastly ''Compatibility''.

There's nothing more joyful and sweet than coming back home, finding your family gathered around you, all smiling, happy and eager. It's the greatest gift. The reason some marriages fail nowadays is because many fail to accept the fact their partners ain't compatible with them and they believe they can cope or change the partner.

I always pray we all find our compatible partners and enjoy the blissful harmony of marriage.

Timoleon:
lilwayne is stil black na e granmama do am

Rotfl . My guy, I swear your case worse..

And who are we to blame for this now

Mehn, this is so bleeped up.. Why na

Hmmmm..

First Name: Uzoma

Last Name: Eleazar.

This is not an Igbo name na

Damfostopper:
ma niqqa.. True talk

My Niggi..